Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

New – Boss.

I hadn't planned on winding up at Boss Massage, but somehow I did. As I was entering the street from the Sukhumvit side, I walked by Candy, Can Cam, be & be, etc. And was not impressed. I got roped in by Boss by the sheer quantity of ladies they had on offer on this evening. Boss must have had around 20 ladies available. I get seated on the couch and the mamasan and tries to get me to choose the length of service. I decline and ask to see all the available ladies. So a lineup is presented and among them I see Yoko (from my previous visit). I am definitely not picking her again. The lineup is looking less than stellar up close. I'm not sure I would fuck half the lineup for free. I spot a MILF looking lady (not my usual type) named New that's a solid 7 with what looks like a decent body in her white top office attire.

I pay for 90 minutes and New looks vaguely familiar. New drops me off into a much smaller (one of their crappier rooms) room than I am accustomed to in this establishment. In the past, I was always given a decent sized room with a large bed. It's wracking my brain to figure out where I've seen this chick. I know I've never been with her but I've definitely seen her somewhere before.

New comes back and we both get undressed and jump in the shower. New is in her 30's and in very good shape with no visible tattoos, fake tits that feel very good, flat stomach and some decent curves. I'm not 100% sure but I believe that New is listed as Plum on Boss Massage's ThaiHow page. However, in the shower, New gives a perfunctory washing up and I'm not getting great vibes from her.

I lay down on the bed regretting "settling" on a 30+ year old lady from Boss when I had much better alternatives. New joins me out of the shower and asks me to flip over. I let her know that we would be having sex first. New starts slowly with a cat bath all over by upper torso and eventually makes her way down to give me a decent, soft blowjob. I cap up and New post lubrication gets on top and surprisingly she feels pretty good. I fuck her in multiple positions and while reluctant at first with kissing, turns into full on DFK in no time. Her ass looks pretty good and I have feeling New has been in this business for quite some time but she has kept in really good shape. It takes me sometime to finish and I'm sweating profusely at the end. We relax for the rest of the time and take another shower before we say our goodbyes.

[QUOTE=AssLover945;2242814]Many punter's favorite. She used to work in SW earlier.

This spinner was MIA (missing in action) for a while.

But now back to Cupid, with a new Name. Yaya.

So, Who is she?[/QUOTE]It looks like she's already gone.

[QUOTE=AssLover945;2233752]I thought it was a Japanese oriented shop, so I never went it. Are they open to men of other nationalities like Whites, Arabic, Indian etc?[/QUOTE]Yes I am Indian and its allowed. They don't question you on the same. Not sure of it's different for other nationality.

[QUOTE=Mjen1970;2243111]I think she worked more recently as Lisa at Cherry Massage, There are some photos of her on their Twitter account.

I have not seen her personally as most of the reviews I have read on her have been pretty negative. I've no idea whether she is a thief or not but I think any monger, in any country should always keep and have security at the front of their mind in such establishments.[/QUOTE]She's not on the Cupid website anymore. She seems to like popping up with a new name at a different place and then disappearing again after a few days.

[QUOTE=Mjen1970;2243111] I've no idea whether she is a thief or not but I think any monger, in any country should always keep and have security at the front of their mind in such establishments.[/QUOTE]Security is not going to a forefront of my mind once I get there, so better not to take valuables with you. My only money stolen was what I paid for the session, when got nothing much back. LOL

It is unusual for a girl to have got this reputation. I can't say I had a problem with thieving hookers, in my memory at all. So I could imagine her being fired once story gets around.

I wonder how a hooker manages to steal something and what it would be? If a guy should be taking off jewellery in a massage session, you would imagine better to leave that in the hotel. Hard to see how a girl is going to get the wallet from my pants without me knowing something. There would not be huge cash anyway.

Its not like I am going to leave the room. LOL Normally I don't take a bag to a massage, but may have happened once or twice.

Always a risk to go around with too many valuables especially if they are in a bag, and certainly do not risk carrying passport around in a bag any more (learned that the hard way). Never had anything stolen from my Hotel room, and of course do not leave significant cash lying around. Hardly ever used a Hotel safe. Just found it to be not necessary. Obviously my computers don't fit in the safe anyway. I suppose helps to have a Thai bank account so don't have to be carrying a lot of cash.

Strange the fat mamasan in Billboard is known as a thief, and fired from Crazy House and Mercury, but still has a job.

If girls are not trustworthy, simply do not leave them unattended. This applies particularly to taking girls to ST Hotels if don't know them well, and especially street walkers and free lancers are the most untrustworthy. With others at least we know where they work, unless they are fly by nighters, and keep moving work location as was hinted here.

Guys can be mistaken and thought they had more money than they actually did. However if same girl keeps getting same report, we could suspect there maybe truth in it.

The most common thieves in Thailand are the girls that "borrow" money. Getting paid back is very tough, has been known to happen but not much. When a girl needs money, better to make her work for it. LOL A small advance for food or taxi may not be too risky, however eventually the girl will disappear with debts unpaid.

After my very enjoyable but unexpected hotel HJ, my next opportunity took me down to the more traditional areas, and I stumbled into Analisa's Massage.

I had looked at a few of the ladies online in advance, and had wanted to meet Anna as her large boobs fit with my M. O. However, on arrival she was busy, so from the limited lineup I picked Kikty, a pretty mid 20's girl who had a pretty smile. She led me upstairs 2 flights into the massage room.

I'd selected a special offer "nuru" massage. But as is commonly mentioned on these forums, there are only a couple of places that get Nuru right (Mitu etc). The room I entered was much more of a massage room with table and in-room shower (no mattress). The one unique item was that the massage table had a milking / glory hole and Kikty invited me to shower, and lay down with my tackle through the gap.

I was excited to try the milking table as I've always enjoyed porn with these items, and it felt fitting that somewhere like Bangkok would initiate me into this. The massage package I had chosen included BJ etc, so assumed that I'd be well looked after in this regard. After I had showered, Kikty came back into the room and with her full body now revealed I was slightly disappointed. Her initially large boobs were very much bra-ssisted and although slim, she had lots of hidden tattoos (not my thing). However, she was still attractive, and if nothing else, I had my cock hanging through a table, and was keen to have a great experience.

Unfortunately, what followed for the next hour was a pretty average massage session. Kikty's b2 b was ok, but not really sensual or erotic. Her teasing was average, but nothing I'd write on a postcard, and most disappointingly, the milking table part consisted of a jackhammer HJ, and no sign of a tongue or mouth anywhere. Having looked forward to that so much, it was a real let-down (literally). On the flip, she continued the b2 b, but was going through the motions rather than trying to offer any personal service, and that was reflected in my very limp response to it all. I've never struggled in that regard, or needed the blue pills. But her attitude was a massive turn off, and as many mongers will know if you're not into a girl, and she's not into you. The chemistry dies.

So. After 45 mins of oilly rubbing and a half hearted attempt at a CBJ, I called it a day with Kikty on the massage table and moved into the shower. This was probably the most enjoyable part of the session as she joined me and washed me clean. And had the chance to redeem herself as I got into it and rose to the occasion. But she ignored it, and just washed me.

All in all. Not a session I would revisit. I wouldn't discourage others from visiting Annalisa's as I think that the session success / failure was more down to my lack of chemistry with the provider. The place itself offers some attractive girls at good prices. But take your time selecting the lady.

[QUOTE=Surut;2231611]I recently went to 101 premier massage in Bangkok. I initially had booked Cherry's but didn't like the line up and went for 101 premier. It is a clean place and no girls outside hounding you to get in. Once I am inside I was given a catalogue to choose from. Alternately you can pick from the line up. I chose MIX as the masseuse. One of the most kind and giving girls I met in Bangkok. It was 1. 5 hours I booked for 2 shots damages 2300 thb.

She first started with chit chat, post which she asked me to undress. Then she got into the shower with me. Oh my god her boobs were extremely beautiful and she had a smile to die for. We then went to the bed and she gave a great B2B oil massage. I was too horny by the end of it and had a very good time with her. She doesn't do DFK but BBBJ, and the sex was very satisfying.

I went back again for second round after 2 days and she did a much better job as she had a repeat customer!

Tips 500 the. Should have given her more.[/QUOTE]Are some of these girls Japanese? I noticed that many spoke Japanese and had Japanese names. Wondering if they were actually Japanese or just trying to appeal to the Japanese clients.

[QUOTE=JustARub;2243748]After my very enjoyable but unexpected hotel HJ, my next opportunity took me down to the more traditional areas, and I stumbled into Analisa's Massage.

All in all. Not a session I would revisit. I wouldn't discourage others from visiting Annalisa's as I think that the session success / failure was more down to my lack of chemistry with the provider. The place itself offers some attractive girls at good prices. But take your time selecting the lady.[/QUOTE]This place gets so many poor reviews, how do they stay in business?

Incidentally which shop did you visit, don't they more than one.

[QUOTE=Kiyakubuke;2243809]Are some of these girls Japanese? I noticed that many spoke Japanese and had Japanese names. Wondering if they were actually Japanese or just trying to appeal to the Japanese clients.[/QUOTE]None are Japanese. Why would a Japanese girl come all the way from Japan to sell her pussy for 2300 baht?

[QUOTE=JustARub;2243748]

I'd selected a special offer "nuru" massage. But as is commonly mentioned on these forums, there are only a couple of places that get Nuru right (Mitu etc). The room I entered was much more of a massage room with table and in-room shower (no mattress). The one unique item was that the massage table had a milking / glory hole and Kikty invited me to shower, and lay down with my tackle through the gap.

I was excited to try the milking table as I've always enjoyed porn with these items, and it felt fitting that somewhere like Bangkok would initiate me into this. [/QUOTE]Can you elaborate on what is "right" Nuru and wrong Nuru? I do like Nuru but don't know if I like it wrong or right. LOL.

Glory Hole tables must be for when the girl is so ugly that you don't want to see her face not body. Obviously, I just don't quite get it. Seeing the hot girl is important to me. I can't just take any old bag for a BJ. Also I like 69. Maybe the other aspect is the girl does not have to see the customer. So doesn't matter how ugly and gross he is, she will be able to get him out of site.

I really worry that a girl who can Deep throat, won't be able to properly with a G Hole table. I just can't see anything wrong with laying face up and dick up for a BJ.

Things portrayed in Porn don't have to make any sense whatsoever, right?

7 Heaven Poppy.

My flight is around 10 pm and I'm due to checkout of my hotel near 7 pm and I haven't even started packing yet. It's 5 pm on my last night in Bangkok and I have exactly 2300 baht to spend. I need to set aside 500 baht for my Grab Taxi. So basically I have 1800 baht to spend on some action and food (at the airport) or just food in the city. I don't have the time to get a freelancer or another oil massage. Through all my years of coming to Bangkok, I've actually never experienced a BJ joint. At that moment, I had just spent 2 hours with a lady from 2:30 pm-4:30 pm. I'm not even sure if I can get it up and finish at that point due to a combination of a cold, exhaustion and too much sex. Who knows when I'll be back, I make the snap decision to go check out 7 Heaven.

I walk in to 7 Heaven and choose Poppy. I pay the 1300 baht and Poppy walks me up a flight of stairs into a very dark, dank room with a sink and bed. Poppy leaves to get her kit and I'm very unimpressed by the room. It's quite shabby, paints peeling off the walls, I see a fairly large hole in it and it's depressingly dark in there. Poppy comes back and helps me undress and washes me in the sink and dries me off and asks me to lay down on the bed while she finishes prepping. The bed didn't seem all that clean.

Poppy gets takes off her top and bra but leaves on her skirt and joins me on the bed. It's so dark in the room that I think Poppy has braces but I'm not 100% sure. Poppy has absolutely no tits. She's flat as a board. She wipes down my body with some wipes and goes to work by giving a cat bath and I get hard in no time (wasn't sure if it was going to happen). Poppy starts blowing me and for at least 20 minutes and there is no end in sight. There's no way I'm finishing with a blowjob and Poppy starts to get tired. Also, she has a cold as she was coughing a bunch of times throughout. After 5 more minutes she gives up and applies some oil to my dick. She starts stroking my dick and with increasing speed I'm able to finish after about 5 more minutes. Poppy washes me up in the sink and after we both get dressed walks me out.

Overall, I'm not sure how I feel about this place. I'm kind of glad I experienced it and the fact that my service provider had a cough was a mood killer and I would've been a lot more concerned if I didn't have my own cold. Maybe I'll give this place or another BJ joint another go someday when I'm not so fatigued (due to cold and too much sex).

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2244060]Can you elaborate on what is "right" Nuru and wrong Nuru? I do like Nuru but don't know if I like it wrong or right. LOL.

Glory Hole tables must be for when the girl is so ugly that you don't want to see her face not body. Obviously, I just don't quite get it. Seeing the hot girl is important to me. I can't just take any old bag for a BJ. Also I like 69. Maybe the other aspect is the girl does not have to see the customer. So doesn't matter how ugly and gross he is, she will be able to get him out of site.

I really worry that a girl who can Deep throat, won't be able to properly with a G Hole table. I just can't see anything wrong with laying face up and dick up for a BJ.

Things portrayed in Porn don't have to make any sense whatsoever, right?[/QUOTE]It's useful for a four hand massage. One working or back and one under the table stroking and tugging. The angle also makes for a different sensation.

I got information that the new shop right next door to Snow White is opened today.

Grand opening today.

If anyone is having the urge for a "massage" and can write a review it would be greatly appreciated.

I will try it out as soon as come back to Bangkok.

I will be there on Tuesday, will try to check it out

[QUOTE=JAKarl;2244115]I got information that the new shop right next door to Snow White is opened today.

Grand opening today.

If anyone is having the urge for a "massage" and can write a review it would be greatly appreciated.

I will try it out as soon as come back to Bangkok.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=JAKarl;2244115]I got information that the new shop right next door to Snow White is opened today.

Grand opening today.

If anyone is having the urge for a "massage" and can write a review it would be greatly appreciated.

I will try it out as soon as come back to Bangkok.[/QUOTE]Is the location so exciting? LOL There are hundreds of MPs, what is so special about this one? I would have thought that new shops on opening, would likely to have a small and weak line up most likely.

Is there some good reason to prefer this shop? Nothing wrong with taking a look, but as usual be prepared to leave if nothing interesting.