A wild and crazy time in La Capital !!!
ok, so anyway i am having a great time over here in dr. now the thick chic that i banged on the 2nd day of being here that i met on duarte, let me tell you it was fun. her name is gina, when i saw her i was standing on the corner of duarte and the real busy corner intersection of the traffic going towards the direction of the airport. well it was drizzling and lo and behold i see a thick ass light skinned morena with thick thighs on sandal heels and a bubble ass small waist and pretty face. i look for a ring on the finger and see none, i see the way she is dressed to see if any man might be taking care of this hot ass mamita, she is wearing beat up tight ass jeans with the bottoms torn up and not proprerly hemmed her shoes are beat up, a beat up sleeveless tight shirt with half the sequins missing and a piece of shit umbrella that is half working from the fabric being torn off and the metal parts hanging on the other half. in my head there are sirens going off thinking: there is no freaking way that this hot ass chic is being taken care of by any guy cause i sure as hell would not let my girl walk around like that. guys this country is unreal! so many diamonds in the rough! i get close to her and in broken gringo spanish tell her my doctor recommends that i don't get wet from the rain so as to avoid any possible flu, she giggles and tells me to stick close to her. well we go to a bunch of stores and all the guys are checking her out. i find out she is 29, but looks more like 22-23, has a 14 year old daughter, never married the guy ran off and lives with her mom and sisters, typical. she is single and has no novio. while we walk to the stores i buy a big red umbrella and tell her it was my present for her being so nice to me, her response: " de verdad? " i love it! i get her number walk her to her gua gua and make plans to see her the next day.
the next day i meet her at the stop i dropped her off at around 4pm, treat her to some chinese food in the chinese area of duarte and take a cab to zona colonial where they are having some outdoor retail festival and businesses are set up outside discounting their wares. we are already walking hand in hand when i see a salon de belleza outdoor with a facial set-up with massage session real cheap, i tell her i want to treat her to that and she is so happy. afterwards we walk a bit more and there is a shoe shop and what the hell i get her some shoes on sale, cost was like 10 bucks, we walk around some more head to the parque central and start to makeout, a guard comes over to us and tells us we can't do that cause they are cracking down on keeping the place a tourist area and not a place for lovers. well she is already hot and bothered and tells me: " vamos a tu hotel " hell yeah! , we banged and had a great time. she had to get up early to go work never asked for a penny. walked her to her gua gua in the zona colonial and went to bed.
i forgot to tell you about the 1st night i stayed at that fucked up hotel on duarte and carbajal, when i came in that night i had become pals with the night desk guy called erving, i come in at 11 pm and he's chasing this big black rat with a steel pole and trying to hold a conversation with me at the same time, the rat was avoiding him pretty good and he said: " estas ratas son intelligentes la otra vez tuve una en la esquina y te juro que se me queria tirar y morder me como se le quito el susto ", these dr rats are no joke. so there i am sleeping, its 6am and i hear a knock on the door and i wonder what the fuck so i open it and there is this ugly fucking fat hair messed up manteca stomach hooker barely covered in a blanket asking me for some shit i could not understand, she kept asking me 3 times and i kept saying " que! " finally the guy erving is sleeping in the lobby on the mattress in the middle of the place and he says " un fosforo " in a real sleepy voice and i said oh! no fumo desculpa *****! she looked at me funny and i closed the fuckin door and tried to get back to sleep, so now at this other hotel next to el conde this morning i am hearing someone knocking on all the doors i hear a knock on my door and wonder what the fuck, this time yeah you guessed it, it was a fucking hooker that looked like my buddy in miami luciano with a wig in tight jeans with a bottle of presidente and a cup half full of beer at 8am, i say to her what the fuck! she says oh tu eres americano, italiano? estas solo? quieres una mujer? and i say, no no no vete *****! so i close the door on her face and an hour later as i leave the hotel i ask the girl who is in charge that there was a strange woman knocking on all the doors and she said, oh es una loca que no se como se metio y estaba boracha molestando a los clientes. wonderful, morning blowjob by a drunk ***** with a bottle of presidente, chelo might have gone for her.
i go to dollar rent a car and get a little chevy spark and go pick up gina, she lives in las americas, man what a body she has as she walks to the car, we had agreed to meet in a supermarket paking lot called " el ole " bro she has a tight body, so we come back to the hotel around like 10 am and fuck some more, get up around 1 pm and take her to work, she has a strange job where she gets contract accounting work from a company and she does it and brings it back completed, she has a degree in accounting. so she says to call her around 6 to see what time she is getting out cause this time she is gonna do some work there instead of taking it home to do, so now i have time on my hands to kill, i drop her off near gomez and independencia and realize that i see a bunch of young babes walking all over the place and find out that i am near la uasd so i go a main entrance park nearby a bar called " ya tu vez, or ya tu sabes some shit like that and walk into the place to check out all the babes, this is my second time in la uasd, the first time i approached one fine girl but she was like scared and i knew i would get her number with a little more time but the guard stopped me at the main entrance of the biggest building there cause i had a tank top on and i had to have a shirt with sleeves so i could not follow her to press the attack, so it was now like 3 pm and then i saw this cute petite freaking fine ass girl, so i stalked her and got in front of her and made sure she saw me and i used some body language to show her i was lost, a little small talk in my broken gringo spanish and later we were walking together to her building where she had class, i had told her i forgot where i parked my car blah blah blah, she bought it and i asked for her # and she gave it to me, i then left la uasd cause i did not want to get busted by her in case she got out a saw me still hanging around and talking to other babes, she was hot! so i call the thick chic gina to find out what time to pick her up and it goes to voicemail twice so i leave a message.
by now its 6pm and i go to la nacional supermarket near where i dropped her off and go to the supermarket and realize a bunch of babes walking around up la maximo gomez so i follow them and it comes to an institute of some kind full of fine ass bitches! so i just sit inside and chill and watch the cuties walk by till like 7 so i call the thick chic up i goes to voicemail again so i figure ok let me call the sweet girl i met a few hours ago at la uasd, her name is wendy, she picks up and tells me she is already at home but would like to see me, so i ask her where she lives and she tells me she is not familiar with the capital since she is from bani and is going to la uasd 3 times a week and stays with family in a barrio called la herrera, she gives me directions which are all wrong and it takes me into you guessed it villa agricola, fuckin baghdad on a nice day. so i finally asked someone where the barrio she lives in is at i remember she mentioned la luperon so a military guy told me its near la nueve, so i know exactly where that is so i head there and call her from la nueve she gives me more directions and i finally find the place, bro she is dressed in a tight ass shirt with tight jeans and heels and looking fuckin hot! i had forgotten how cute she looked so she gets in the car and we head to el malecon near a pizzarelli, we chill at a spot where other couples are chillin next to the ocean and we talk, i start to get touchy feely with her and she aint stopping me so i know she likes it and i got a green light, we chill and talk for awhile more by now its like 12 midnight and we are making out, tounging each other she pulls away i pull her back in tongue her next ear she loves it, ay cual fue tu nombre otra vez? she asks me and i said me llamas gringy como gringo she laughs and we go at at it again, ay gringy que me estas haciendo. she says, she is 24 and fuckin hot! she looks 16 so i am having a raging hard on in my baggy pants rubbing up on her legs cause its like a dream come true for me all over again. ay gringy yo no me acostumbro hacer esto nunca, and i say pero lo haces muy bien and she laughs and we got at it some more, tight little waistline long dark hair white skin than the other babes she looks more cuban than dominican.
so its getting late and she tells me she has to get home we head back this is where the fun begins, its already 12:30 am and we are on the malecon driving back to her house when we get pulled over by some cops, like an asshole i had forgotten my license at the hotel, but i show them the rental car paperwork, use my broken spanish gringo shit which by the way had already gotten me out of one incident a few days earlier on la avenida jfk, but these fuckers are wanting money for real and i am not gonna pay shit, i can already hear oscar saying stop being such a cheap fuck! but its the principle and i am afterall a cheap motherfucker, so the girl is questioned i am questioned if i have guns or drugs but they soon realize that i really am a tourist and an american, i tell them that i left my license at the hotel that i can go get it they said no i have to pay a multa i say in my broken gringo spanish " que es multa? " by this time the main guy that was driving is getting pissed with me, the girl tells me to be calm, i still play the stupid tourist routine and the guy says to pay the multa now or go muchos kilometros atras a pagar la el la central, so i called his bluff and ask him will he give me a receipt for la multa if i pay it right then and there on the spot and he said no, tenemos que ir a la cantral para esso y se ve que la muchacha tiene que irse ya a su casa y sera una incoveniencia ir haste ya para pagar la multa y recibir un recivo de la multa so me being the cheap motherfucker said: " vamos a la central ", this pissed him off even more and he said bueno vamos hombre and he told the other police officer to ride with us while i followed him which it was not really that far like i figured the fucker was trying his extortion shit on me but did not realize i keep my money tighter than i pucker my asshole and i figured he would just let us go after realizing i was not going to give him any money but i called his bluff and failed ok no big deal i can still talk my way out of this shit.
so we get there and i tell the guy in charge that i have a license how else is a rental car agency going to rent me a car, then i realize on the paperwork that there is a section with my fl drivers license # on it but the first fuckhead cop said not good enough i still have to have a licesnse on me and wants to charge me with the multa, with all the commotion going on it seems it woke it el sargento in charge of the whole place he has on shorts and looked more a tourist than i did, he said que pasa aqui, its now 1:30 in the morning, the dick who pulled me over explains to him, i still use the stupid lost american tourist shit, 5 seconds later the sargent asks me de done tu eres, i said soy americano, de los estados unidos, the sargent tells the dick that pulled me over, mire tu como le vas a dar un tickete a un caro que esta rentado? lo que vaz hacer ahora es darle un escorte a donde va la senorita a la herrera y despues tambien un escorte a el senor a su hotel para que ningun otro policia lo pare y le vaya pasarle el mismo problema, the cop was pissed like a motherfucker i could tell, i almost wanted to stick out my tongue at the fucker and go nya nya nyah nyah nya nya fucker! i was so happy i saluted the sargent and said gracias mi general, i almost did a nazi salute but caught myself just in time. this fucker had a pissed look on his face like you could not even imagine, i chilled with the other cop in the backseat all the way to la herrera and back to my hotel, his name was wellington and the guy only makes 3700 pesos a month i almost wanted to give him la multa i felt so bad, but i am afterall a cheap motherfucker.
morning comes in my little part of the world in dr and i wake up saddened, the ugly luciano transvestite drunk presidente bottle carrying hooker did not show up for a morning blowjob, i would have liked to have taken a picture of her cause the resemblance to luciano is uncanny. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha anyway i go to this place on el conde that i found a few days ago for breakfast, small cup of cafe con leche with overdone rock hard toast and 2 greasy eggs for the ripoff price of $ 130. 00 dr which is about $ 4. 00 fucking devalued inflation adjusted worthless pieces of shit greenbacks. yeah my money sure don, t buy what it used to, i could have had a better breakfast at mcdonalds for half the price and more quantity as well as quality but you can't beat the morning hooker walking in selling el caribe newspaper and offering you a blowjob, i am about to dig into my overpriced cuisine when in walks a very curvy bubble ass in tight painted on white pants and heels morena selling the paper for 15 pesos i said ok why not some depressing news about dengue fucked up roads wife beating murders [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord124][CodeWord124][/url] and good old political corruption to feed the soul. to read while i wait for breakfast, i gave her a 20 peso bill and she says she has no change so already i am getting ripped off right out of bed 5 pesos which come to like 1. 5 cents well i am not having anymore of this since i am afterall a cheap motherfucker but then a moment of reflection leads to to realize that the 5 pesos is a small price to pay to check out a hot piece of ass in the morning so i tell her, no se peocupe es su propina, well she lights up with a big smile and gets next to my ear and whispers te puedo hacer cosas mas tardes en su hotel si quieres, i did not partake of her offer but watched as she walked away shaking her bacon and then dug into my food.
went to the internet store after breakfast a few blocks away and caught up on shit then called my little wendy from uasd, she said to come get her at 4 in herrera, well after the police escort the night before i knew how to get there as they showed me a shortcut. she told me to meet her at the busy intersection of 27 de fevrero and isabel aguiar at a pollo victorino so i said ok, took a quick shower dress up and out i go to deal with the fucking crazy dr red light green light one way sign ignoring drivers and motoconchos. i get there at 4 pm and get out my camera to put on video and get a couple of minutes of her walking to my car with that cute ass tight body of hers, well she gets in and she refuses to kiss me and tells me while covering her face, vamonos rapido, she later tells me that she has a jealous ex boyfriend who still refuses to admit that it is over for the last 6 months and follows her so she wants to avoid being seen, wonderful i hope this fucker isn't anywhere near by or has spies following her, so we get on 27 de fevrero and i ask her, donde vamos, well i was surprised when she said, bueno vamos a tu hotel, damn! i know i ain. t brad pitt but i'm also not the elephant man but this place is the shit! so ok, it took almost an hour to get to her and now an hour to get back during rush hour, i figured we would just chill at a park and chat for awhile since she had mentioned to me she loves american music so i bought with me an external speaker set to connect to my mp3 player and listen to music while we made out but hell she sped up the time table and wants to go to my place i say hell yeah! so i make the excuse i need to get batteries near my hotel at a store but i really run out to get some viagra. i find a place after leaving her for a few minutes in the car and the guy is out of them i say fuck! i really wanted to bust a serious nut and give this girl love you longtime sex so the guy asks me if i will take a substitute like cialis and i say sure why not, i tell him i got a babe in the car, so he mentions something else and i say how long does it take to take effect he tells me veinte minutos, i said, ok dame 3, i pay the 50 pesos por cada pastilla and decide to chew the shit, just one pill i don, t want to overdose with a hard dick and ask him for some water i figure it will hit the bloodstream and the veins in my dick a bit faster, the shit is nasty but off i go and we get back to my hotel, we get into the room and i set up the music take some pics then she wants to fool around with the camera to see my other pics and i have to take it away from her cause she will see the pics of the thick chic in the same hotel room from before and then walk out so my dick thinks fast and i just take away the camera and close in on her lips and go for it she is more than receptive and before you know it we, re both naked and i, m stabbing her with my dick all hard, that fucking pill works, this girl has me so fucking hard with her small waist and little girl voice and tight ass body we dance some reggaeton naked while she has on her heels against the wall her ass on my dick bent over in and out, man this is the shit bro, she loves my nipples too so fuck all of you assholes for making fun of me. this goes on and off for 2 hours, we shower and lay in bed listening to air supply and other romantic white rock shit that she loves and i ain't complaining for shit all the while she keeps saying, ay jerry tu eres tan chulo me gustas mucho no eres adelantado como tantos hombres son, and i tell her bueno yo no te quiero forcar hacer algo que no quieres hacer, cuando el tiempo lo indica pasa lo que pase. she jumps on me and we make out some more then she says yo no puedo creer que tu estas aqui en este pais solo eres valiente nadie viene aqui solo es muy peligroso, i tell her i have a spirit of adventure and prefer to go native when i travel instead of hanging in the touristy areas, she then says y tu que hacias en la uasd dime la verdad tu fuiste para encontrar una chica, i tell he no no no que estuve perdido, she goes, hmmmmmmmmmmm no te creo tu que hacias alli de verdad cuanto tiempo tu me estavas mirando y cuantas otras chicas tu les dijiste ese cuento de estar perdido, she was a sly little one, i just kept insisting the same story while under her interogation, do not admit anything fucker! deny all accusations and presumptions and stick to your story! she seems satisfied with my responses although her suspicions are correct so we make out a little more then we head out to el malecon to a pizzarelli, she refuses to get out of the car cause she thinks her boyfriend is around so we go the the takeout and decide to do what we did the night before at the romantic spot overlooking the ocean on el malecon, we jump in the backseat and eat out pizza, make out some more and she begins to tell me about this pshycho ex boyfriend of hers which she tells me carries a fucking gun, sweet now i can get my head blownoff in a fistfight, she tells me he is very jealous and still stalks her and its a big problem cause he is the bother of her sisters husband so the fucker is always around and when there are family functions which there are alot he finds out if she is there and shows up. he got her when she was 18 and now she is 24 so i envy the fucker cause he tapped that ass first and probably made her cry for her first time while she squealed in her cute little girl voice, " no no no me duele mucho " he took my dream away fucker! anyway while we, re talking another fucking cop shows up, yeah my fucking luck, ad he says, buenas noches jefe mire estamos aqui vigilando y pretegiendo y nos gustaria un detallito para las navidades, i look around since this guys said " nos " which is plural for more than one but this fucker is alone, well since he was nice about it and not a dick like the other guy the night before i give him 40 pesos and he is on to the next car, i guess he is out collecting his christmas bonus since these guys get paid nothing. ay jerry tu si eres uno de mala suerte esto nunca me ha pasado en mi vida y aqui estoy contigo 2 dias y dos dias los policias te escojen. this time i had my license on me just in case. so now its 11 pm and time to get her back home and on the way she starts to tell me ay yo quiero desaparecerme de este pais, creo que es la unica manera de evadir mi ex. hmmmmmmm, i say to myself wondering what, s next, well then she hit me with it, jerry tu te casarias con una dominicana? oh great here we go. bueno porque no si la quiero y ella me responde, she says no no no, tu te casarias por dinero? lo digo porque yo tengo una hermana en chicago y mi papi tiene 64 anos y ella tiene un negocio alla y nesesita alguien de confianza y mi papi esta viejito y nesesita alguien que lo cuide, oh man here we go theres no fucking way i am moving to chicago if i bring this chic into the us, if she is gonna quidar un papito in the us it, s gonna be me and it ain, t gonna be just cooking and planchando she, s gonna get introduced to some kinky fuckin shit, with whips and chains and heels extended session blowjobs and all kinds of deviant things i won, t even get into right now but you can just imagine since not only am i a cheap motherfucker but also a depraved one too. yeah welcome to america beatch! she goes on, yo te pago si quieres seria un negocio estre nosotros solamente, so there and then she tells me that i, d get no sex afterwards which would be hard to do since she is so fuckin hot! i, d dig a 10 foot pit in a basement like silence of the lambs and keep her down there with a little dog for company and a water bucket to take a shit in and bring her up for sex if it ever came to that, just kidding, so i am now like what the fuck! the whole story is probably just bullshit and she probably has a boyfriend in chicago waiting for her and they need a victim like me, all of a sudden i feel like she's the alien creature that pops out of the slimy egg latches her tentacles and sits on my face and lays her egg and when i get to the us she pops out of my chest screaming america! while at the same time making me convulse in uncontrolable pain and suffer a nasty slow death and then saying see ya gringo sucker! and slithering away at miami international airport leaving a trail of blood and my little broken heart exposed and bleeding on the tarmac.
so i begin to tell her that the ins is cracking down on that kind of shit and she, d have to live with me seriously as man and wife for at least 5 years while the ins sends agents to check up on us to see if the shit is real or not, i fill her head with horror stories of jail and deportation and fines and then she gets the message, she told me to call her the next day around 4pm, who knows man. the goodbye as i dropped her off did not include a deep wet kiss like we had a few hours ago so i just sat in the car and watched her walk away with that sweet ass tight fucking body and wonder if i might actually do it. oh well. we shall see.
ok so yesterday was uneventful really, i called my babygirl wendy after the internet shop to check my e-mails and she said she was going to be busy till 7 pm and to call her then, she has a uasd school project with other students and won't be done till late, so now i have all day to myself and no ass too fondle other than my own and that would be to get the dingleberries out from the cheap fucking toilet paper they have in this god forsaken 3rd world country, sure miss 2 ply charmin with aloe toilet paper right about now. so i call up a babe i met several days ago on el duarte, she was getting off the bus with 2 kids yeah yeah yeah! i know 2 kids and usually my limit is just 1 in the states but she was really really cute and had the body i like, light skinned, bubble ass and thick calves and small waist, so i smile and ask her if she needs any help getting to her naxt destination and that i have a car parked a few yards away, she smiles and says por supuesto, yeah this country is full of these kinds of women, it must have been my broken spanish gringo routine, so she loads up the rugrats in the backseat along with herself and tells me her name, francina, she is married but considers herself separated since her hubby and her arent really on speaking terms and he works in a resort in bavaro and she is taking the kids to meet him, this was last friday and she said, regreso el lunes entonces nos podemos ver si deseas, hell yeah me and my dick deseo! and started to think damn i could be a serial [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord126][CodeWord126][/url] killer and here she is in the back seat of this rental with a complete stranger, anyway we reach her destination just a half mile away to a bus station and she gives me her celly. so i call but at the same time wonder if the rugrats are with her and will i have to buy them some nintendo shit while the gringo bangs their mommy on the sofa. so i call but it goes to voicemail, i leave a seductive message with a deep voice, francina hola es jerry el hombre que conociste en la duarte aquel dia, bueno que pena que no te encontre porque me hubiera gustado mucho verte otra vez y pasar un tiempo agradable juntos, bueno nos vemos pronto besos carino, that should leave her scratching her snatch and getting a little soaked in the panties at least thats the intention. so i call katherine the other cutie i spent time with the last time i was here that lives near alta gracia but no luck either the number is disconnected, i don't want to call the thick chic gina either cause she might want to see me later that night and i want to be with the little hottie wendy which is a much better fit for my varrying tastes at the moment.
so now i have the rest of the day to do shit, i was tired of babes chasing and did'nt want to meet anymore so i decide to head out of the city, go back to my hotel and pack up and off i go its around noon now, i decide to head to jarabacoa, a mountain town that i had been to with my buddy ray and some babes we had met in la vega and got lucky with a long time ago. so off i go and now i realize i have to deal with this traffic shit and these awful drivers, i get to a red light and it turns green and all of a sudden the other cars just keep crossing in front of me while the light is in my favor and this is like the 5th time today all i can do is yell in my car you dumb fuck its green. green asshole fucking green its my fuckin turn my fucking turn! they just look at me and smile like saying you too slow gringo pendejo or they just smile at me fucking kills me and it doesn't matter women drivers, motoconhos, truck drivers, bus drivers, newspapers salespeople in the middle of the road, potholes the size of moon craters, kids selling candy fruits water etc etc etc this fucking shit is fucking up my chi! i feel so off balance and to top off this insane asylum i cut through a shortcut through a small residential neighborhood that loooks like several grenades had gone off just recently and all of a sudden a girl at one end of the street grabs a thick rope tied to a pole on the other side of the street and tells me to stop, i am like what the fuck! another babe walks up to the window and gestures for money i am like this is not happening she tells me baje la ventana lindo que te quiero hablar, she ain't that bad looking at least a step up from the luciano look alike transexual drunk hooker so i figure lets see what she has to say. here comes the sales pitch, mire corazon estamos reuniendo dinero para las compras de fieste de navidad para el barrio y estamos pidiendo una ayudita que nos puedes dar, i am like this shit is unreal! now being that i am afterall a cheap motherfucker and i want to get out of the city am already stressed at the driving conditions my chi is out of balance i use substitute psycho analysis or something like that to surmise my current situation i just thought of her as the daughter of the 1st extortion crooked asshole cop from el malecon and tell her vete no tengo dinero with an attitude in my voice, she counters: pero tu eres un estrangero tu eres rico danos algo conyo, with a fucking attitude that far surpassed mine, that was it, i rolled up the window and went through the fucking rope and all i could hear was maldito gringo conyo que te pudras en tu mierda conyo, it actually brought a smile to my face and i started to laugh, at the end of the day i would resort to that experience to calm me. fucking beattch! suddenly my chi felt a little more centered, so i am off and driving along am starting to get hungry so i see a big comedor next to a nativa gas station, i pull in and check out what they have, i am hungry as hell did i mention that already, it's now like 3 in the afternoon so get on line and see the less than pleasant food but i am really hungry, the lunch hour has passed and there isn't much left the only thing was some old looking dried meat with a delicate accompaniment of flies flying and landing on it that looked more like roadkill and rice and beans she tried to add some onions on the meat to make it more appealing to the eye but my stomach started churning i get to the cashier and it comes to $ 150. 00 rd like $ 5 fuckin rippoff bucks i look at the meat look at the cashier look at the meat look at the cashier and then decide i must be nuts to eat this shit i'm hungry but not that hungry so i make believe i am looking for my wallet and say, oh desculpe deje mi dinero en el caro vuelvo ahorita, she says ok te espero aqui, yeah keep esperando beatch! off i go on my journey, a few miles down the road i see a hottie in tight jeans with a bubble ass light skinned morena, i go too fast to stop and notice she gestures me to stop, could she be a regular babe or a highway hooker hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, so i go a few miles down the road and find a you-turn and head back to her, by the time i get to the spot she is already gone damn! you snooze you lose it would have been an experience to write about, oh well.
so i make a side trip to la vega, not impressed and no hot babes to flirt with in the 30 minutes i was there. so i head to jarabacoa which was now just 30 minutes away, i finally get into town, around 5 and i pull into a hotel unload my shit and go to find a place to eat, man i walk a walk till i find some place with something resembling food and depressed looks on everyones faces, oh fucking joy! theres a chichen breast and wing so i decide fuckit! i order the bird and look at the rice, it is all hard and looks like dried coral left out in the sun, i tell the lady please give the rice underneath this hard crusty top layer as i suspect it will be soft, i ask for the bathroom to wash my hands and come to my table with my french nouveau cuisine awaiting me, after chasing off some flies first i dig in, the fucking chicken is cold so is the fucking rice and the fucking beans! the only thing that was right was the cold fucking water! i was soooo hungry i said fuck it! the girl kept coming over and saying, deseas algo mas senor, i felt like telling her si caliente toda esta vaina y me la traes otra vez como se debe te servir carajo! but i know they will just wipe the chicken with their dogs ass and spit in my rice and snot into my beans so i say with a happy face, no senorita todo esta muy rico! it's not long before my stomach disagrees with me and being that i had used the bathroom to wash my hands knew there was no toilet paper in this place so i went to all 4 tables and took all the napkins cause this one was gonna be mount vesuvius shooting lava out my ass. well that was that i paid the bill $ 90 rd like $ 3 bucks for diarreah inducing cold dominican chicken. i walk around some more, not alot of fine babes like before, they must have migrated to the capital or santiago. so go call my baby since its now 7pm, she says she is still busy with the project and i tell her where i am at and she says, tu si eres aventuroso jerry, she seems a little disappointed that i not in the capital but it seems like we won't be together about, she tells me to call her tomorrow and i head off to the internet cafe, i began to write this and got to the end when all of a sudden the electricity went off for a few seconds and all this shit was lost all they could hear in the internet cafe was someone yelling out very loudly in the dark: what the fuck!
so now i just surf the web for little while and decide i'll write this shit in a more secure location in santiago as i am here now after an uneventful breakfast in jarabacoa. gonna see another sweetie called dilcia that i had met a few weeks ago when i first came here, we got as far a making out and holding hands so now i am back for my second wave of attack, lets see how far i get maybe not too far as i want to get to wendy in the capital by about. oh well.
man o man o man, i am really freaking tired right now it is sunday and i am back in santo domingo. after i left jarabacoa i went to santiago cause my wendy was gonna be busy all day again and no guarantee of hooking up, i had told dilcia, the thick calved chic in santiago i was going to be there sat and sun so i decided to head there early so as to arrive on friday, it was just a 45 minute ride and alot faster going down the mountain than going up, had a lousy breakfast with all the motoconchos in this mountain town and the fumes coming into the restaurant, lovely a little carbon monoxide to go with my eggs and coffee. the night before sucked cause i tought i had picked a good spot to stay overnight, another 500 pesos, but at 11 pm all the young punks with their bass thumping cars decided to show up at the poolhall across the street and play their music at ear drum busting level, wonderful, i was so fucking tired i just dealt with it and somehow fell asleep. so i call ahead to dilcia and tell her i am 10 minutes away and she is excited i tell her some song and dance that the conference in the capital broke a little earlier and i have some time to myself. so i get to her place and she invites me in for lunch of some mystery meat with white rice. she is looking really good with high heels and tight top and equally revealing skirt, we eat and head out after saying hello, to her 5 or so sisters, she changes into tight jeans which kind of sucks cause i wanted to keep undressing her in the skirt and it was a bit transparent so when it hit the light just right from the other side i could almost see the outline of her sweet camel toe. she is happy i have a rental car cause now we can travel in more comfort instead of the conchos and busses from before. we head to s mall and hang out holding hands we haed to aa supermarket called la nacional cause i am in the mood for a coffee and some descent pastries, she is happy as a little girl when she says she wants some sweets in the pastry dept and i ask which one she likes she said she could not decide between the 3 she wanted so i got her all 3, she squeals and jumps into my arms kissing me and we go have our desserts hand feeding each other for a couple hours and making out with some heavy petting, it was 3 in the afternoon so not many people around, we head out to another mall and go to the top parking garage which has a great view of santiago, we make out some more, ass grabbing and ear biting etc etc etc, but now i notice her a little distant, we go into the mall again and hold hands and chill go back to the car and head to el monumento, i figure we can get a little busier there since its more romantic and where couples go. once there she is more distant and says she has something to tell me, what can it be? well she tells me she is engaged and has a boyfriend and feels it is wrong with the way we are carrying on, no fucking kidding! she wants to be friends, i was hoping friends with benefits but no such luck, we chill and i drive her home make beleive i have a text message and tell her the conference will commence again tomorrow being saturday in the capital so i have to leave, she tells me to stay at her place and she'll make some room but it would lead to nowhere since her sisters are all in the same room with her and i don't have the famed chloroform rag for this once in a lifetime opportunity. well i get a bite to eat and head out of santiago its like 10: 30 pm i pass a few gas stations and regret it later cause now i am running really low and nothing is open i pam also getting tired so i pull into a couple of these love motels on the highway and man they are really nice, i pull into a garage press a button it goes 3/4 of the way down walk into the place, really nice, and the person on the other end of the ringing phone says $ 980 pesos, i tell them its just till 7 am they don't budge on the price, fuck! 30 bucks for 6 hours, so i keep dring and almost out of gas and its 1:30 in the morning now, i pull ionto a city called alta gracia and they are in full swing of partying but i am exhausted and wanting to find gas and a place to sleep, finally ask an old lady and she tells me: el hotel verde unas cuadras atras, ok, pull in and it 400 pèsos, fine, its a fucking dump but the bed is clean but no running water but for me its fine, its dark as hell cause these fuckers use a tiny bulb maybe using 5 watts so for all i know i may have a couple rats playing cards in a dark corner and several hundred roaches bringing them drinks and dancing some silent regaetton smiling to see a gringo sucker, i am so tired and its now 2 in the morning i collapse.
i awaken to the ever popular fucking rooster! not one but several of them at around 6 wake up my sorry ass, i go to the bathroom with what little light is creeping through the windows and discover a huge bowl of water with an even smaller one inside of it floating around, oh ok this must be modern day plumbing in this corner of santo domingo, i wash my face and leave this haunted house, no breakfast just want to get the fuck out after i get gas which i might add is $ 156. 00 a gallon like 5 bucks, i head out and seem to get on the highway on some looping turn but realize its actually the exit ramp what the people on the highway take to come into town, fucking bullshit! not even a sigh to tell me wrong fucking way! i could have been killed, no surprise this is my 20th time i think, have to run, this internet place closes early on sunday so i will find another one to finish this chapter as it gets interesting back in the capital on a saturday night.
ok its now almost 9pm sunday night, back from where i left off i get safely onto the highway and am only 30 minutes from the capital, its like 10 am i decide to go a carrefour, its a french supermarket superstore like a superwalmart but better quality shit and more expensive too, its on the main road near la nueve, so i navigate thru traffic and park, pull in and get a french baguette and hot coffee, i am so hungry i eat the whole two foot long bread and 2 coffees and make sure i am near a bathroom with extra napkins in my pocket cause coffee has that effect on me, the place is packed and there are alot of forighners shopping there as well as the wealthy locals, some asshole local sits next to me and lights up a cigarette, man i just want to beat the shit out of him cause that makes me really pissed but i just pick up my shit and walk to another place like a civilized person and continue to undress the babes walking by which are alot, as well as alot of the high end stuck up i married a wealthy motherfucker who drives a jeepetta and buys me everything i want and just suck him dry once a month type babes. i keep away from those in the states and its no different here, i finish up and curse at some more assholes in the comfort of my a/c rental car while they cut me off, the usual daily ritual that fills my soul and fucks up my chi. si head to a place called plaza central and call my baby wendy, same old excuse she has family from an emergency iver and the place is packed, i tell her to invite me over and tell them i am an english professor from la uasd and just wanted to show my support and steal some free feels and kisses and maybe a finger up her ass when no one was watching but no luck, i am doing all i can to see her again and get my hands on that cute ass tight petite body so i resort to the oldest and most effective dating tool. i lie! i tell her: mi amor, como voy a decidir llevarte a los estados unidos si no nos conocemos mejor, and she says in the typical dominican way, : de verdad? man i love it when they say that, they say it for everything. i want to eat your pussy! de verdad? , i want you to suck me dry and swallow! de verdad? i want to hang you upside down and whip the shit out of you while you squeal for help in my soundproof basement! de verdad? i make a statement they counter with a question. love it! so she says¨: ok jerry nos veremos el lunes te voy a dedicar todo el dia a ti, i say y porque no manana mi amor? she comes up with some more shit, i tell her mi amor yo vine desde santiago para pasar mis ultimos dias aqui contigo y tererte them mis brazos otra vez y besarte por todo tu cuerpo. she counters with, yeah you guessed it, de verdad?
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A wild and Crazy time in La Capital !!! (pt II)
i try to pick up a young cutie like 19 but she says, tengo un novio seloso, ok no big deal she was working anyway, i go to the top floor and use the web for a few hours, grab a bite to eat try calling francina with no luck, try calling katherine with no luck, so i just head to la nacional supermarket on maximo gomez near la independencia and get some fresh squeezed orange juice and get some $$$ from their atm, i go across the street to a baskin robbins ice cream place and get some chocolate ice cream since i want a taste of home, the pice for one fuckin scoop is a whopping $ 100. 00 rd which is like 3 bucks, fuck! this place is expensive, there was a cute girl called yomayra so i started to flirt with her she gave me her # and e-mail address we'will see, she has off on wednesday and i leave tuesday so it looks like that aint gonna happen, it's getting late so i head to my regular stomping grounds, el conde, and eat at a comida china y criolla and order rice with a chicen breast and get into a bullshit match with the server girl who is trying very hard to convince me that the tiny pice of chicken is not a fucken wing but an actual breast, senor es una pechuga, i tell her de que una gallina retardada senorita es una alla, she then grabs another piece that looks like a breast and i go sit down only to remove all the heavy deep fried crust and discover its a thigh disguised as a breast, so shes glad to see me again and i inform her, esto es el muslo no es una pechuga, so she looks thru the mountain of fried chicken to find a breast that doesn't lok like one to begin with, the guy on line tells me, ese si es una pechuga es que la cortan en el medio, and i say oh si sera para robarle mas a el cliente porque esa pechuga se ve como de una gallina adolescente, she makes a face i make a face and just settle for the stupid piece. the place was acroos the street from parque de independencia so i go across the street and head to el conde, i still have not gotten my old room at the same hotel but as i am walking i see a hot chic crossing and coming in my direction i smile and say hola senorita bonita, she smiles and keeps walking i of course pursue since the smile was all i needed, we talk some and she she is on her way to a party well the area i had met her in was really dark and i am just going by the general appearance but as we get into a lit area i see she aint all that but still a good time to be had, she gives me her # and i head to el conde.
as i get there and go by the gringo bar hangout at the begining of the strip this cute ass brown sugar bunny stands right in fromt of my and i am like what the fuck! she is really fucking cute like lisa left eye from tlc cute, her name is vicky, well one thing leads to another and she leaves her girl-friend she was chilling with and hangs out with me, we go to a pizza hut and order some overpriced shitty pizza which i do not partake in since i already ate, its like 9 pm now, we walk to the touristy area overlooking the cruisehips and leading to a big open area where they are playing live music, all we do is make out grab her ass lift her up into by arms by grabing both tight ass cheeks and suck fuck kiss her juicy fucking lips this cutie is the shit. we go to a make out corner area where other couples are doing the same and just blend in. then we walk to the music outdoor space and dance to the music for 30 minutes, then walk all the way thru el conde again and get in my car to drive a couple blocks to my hotel, unload all my shit and the local night clerk which i had become pals with and gives me a small discount sees my and sees the cutie and gives me the look like, hmmmmm you got another one huh? so we get some fresh bedsheets and soap and head to my spot, shower together, listen to some of my music but on some american rap that she likes, take a bunch of pics which i will show you later and fuck like rabbits, i took half a pill of the shit i had bought from when i banged wendy and decided to just use half a pilll cause the side effects are a fucken pain in the ass headache the next day that pounds like a hammer all over my head, bent over, against the wall on the chair anything goes this chic has a banging fucking body for fucking real! i knead her ass like a breadmaker cause it just feels so damn good she says, ay me lo vas a destruir! i said eso es lo que quiero hacer destruir tu culo!
she has a pair of boots on that i gave her from another girl i had seen a week before, actually the 1st girl i never mentioned cause she was a waste of time, her name is jaqueline and she was a pain, nice but a pain, to sensitive, didn't make up her mind, got on my nerves she had asked me to get her a pair of boots on my return trip since i had met her the last time i was there a few weeks before, i was about to buy 3 days in a resort cause she said she would spend them with me and was like $ 79. 00 american dollars per day then she said she could'nt make it so i said fuck this shit! i'll just take her to the freaking beach with her 2 year old son and i wound up buying her a bathing suit cause she had none, a few shorts towels and a beach blanket and decided not to give her the boots so enough about her, vicky, the new girl i am fucking, this girl went crazy when i gave them to her and i insisted she fuck me with the boots on, something about a girl getting fucked in boots that does something to me, oh well. so we chill and she sleeps over, i hide my $$$ and other important papers just in case she plans on slipping out while i sleep, she gets up at 8 am tells me to call her at 3pm in the afternoon, i try but shes no where its just going to voicemail, i say good cause i got up at noon today and my head is still pounding even with half a fucking pill.
i hang out at el conde again and meet a really fine babe with a kid running around like a madman, she is with her friend and her kid too sitting in the park accross from the hard rock cafe, her kid is a fucking terror and makes her get up after him while he runs away so i am grateful to the brat for that since it gives me a good look at her sweet bubble ass running around in heels and imagine her in my room that way. i introduce myself to her and her friend and offer to drive them home after i find out they have to leave soon and take the bus. i take them to a place overlooking the malecon across the bridge on ave espana and see a ton of people out and chillin and tons of fine babes, i drop off their kids at the babysitters and just chill with them in their barrio called maymares or something like that, alot of ass walking around their neighborhood and i find it hard to not look while keeping a conversation, we swap telephone numbers and they are upset that i have to leave cause i am fucking tired still the cute one is called yessenia the other one is anna, yessenia is fucking smoking, 25 and working and going to school for pshychology, oh well thats all for now fellas, wendy is on my agenda for tomorrow but thats iffy at best then i have vicky but who knows but i always have this new babe yessenia who gets off of work at 3 with nothing to do afterwards so she will be option 3 if all else fails.
well its now 1pm monday afternoon, wendy was a no show again, vicky was also a no show but thats ok cause i got up at noon and had a splitting headache from the fuckin bullshit viagra type pill, side effects suck man this is what it must feel like for you alcoholic bastards who wake up with a hangover, so i wake up refreshed after a night of just sleeping alone and no sex, wow! never thought i would say that but theres something to be said about sleeping alone and waking up alone i suppose in the back of my head i had less to be worried about like maybe waking up in the tub with one of my kidneys missing or my money all gone along with my passport, it sure would suck to be peniless in this fucked up place. so i take a shower feel refreshed and head out, along the way the girl who helps run the place say good morning to me as it is now 9:15 am and tells me about some italian gringo fucker who had brought up a hooker and they told the guy, si ella sale sola de tu habitacion no la vamos a dejar salir sin tu autorizacion, the dumb fuck was all for freedom and democracy and told the girl pero esto es un pais libre si ella quiere salir pues dejela ustedes no la pueden detener, the girl responds with, pero senor es para su proteccion porque sabemos que estas aqui por tiempo corto con una mujer de esas, meaning a hooker. y ella puede robarte o hacerte algo y si la dejamos salir ella desaparece, the dickhead insists so guess what, no sooner than 30 minutes go by and apparently the asshole was taking a shower probably getting ready for some sloppy sex with a hooker full of crabs and a swollen asshole she tells him she wants some money to get some presidentes to lighten the mood, oh please even i know about that one and not from being robbed by a hooker in the past but cause i am afterall a cheap motherfucker, my cheap motherfucker alert also known as cma goes off like my spider sense tingling realizing i may have to spend some $$$ within the next few moments, this ridiculed trait of mine has been critized by several friends, especially oscar but it has saved my ass on many occassions, so back to the tale of the asshole italiano, he tells the hooker sure go into my pants and take some $$$ and i will wait for you, what a dick! the hooker robs the fucker and he eventually comes out of the room and says, has my sweet innocent puta come back or something like that i can imagine, haz visto la mujer con quien entre? in a very panicked voice the girl tells him si senor ella salio dijo para comprar unas cervecas para los dos pero eso fue hace tiempo, the dick finally tells her ella me robo he tells her how much and what he had agreed to pay her, $ 4000. 00 for the lay and she stole and addition $ 4000. 00 and left the dumb fuck with just $ 20 pesos to his stoooopid italian name thats a total of $ 8000. 00 pesos which is alot of $$$ in dollar terms its like close to $ 250. 00 bucks she tells him conyo usted le iva pagar $ 4000. 00 tu pudieras haber ido a un club de mujeres mas lindas que la perra que entrastes aqui por solamente $ 1000. 00 pesos, mi papa por lo menos me paga a mi por trabajar aqui por el mes solamente $4000. 00 pesos por medio de esso te hubiera dado la habitacion gratis y yo mismo te cingueo, what a dick! we both laughed at the fucker and the girl gave him an i told you so lecture about their hotel policy of not letting hookers out without the clients consent face to face.
i head out to a new spot on reyes and mercedes to get me some coffee and croissants, now this is a big cup of coffee with some 3 tasty croissants for just $ 50. 00 pesos, this was good for me and all the energy i needed, i proceed to find an internet place where i can also make some calls cause these fucking claro calling cards are getting on my nerves and centros de llamadas are all over the place, as i head to one in el conde and ave sanchez i see this hottie model type tall and slim that i could never possibly get in the us cause she would bleed me dry and i am afterall a cheap motherfucker and i would win a wallet tug of war quite easily by just saying oooooh look american high end ***** a sale on some expensive designer shoes and kick her to the curb and run away with my $$$ safely intact albeit lonely again and heading to the nearest walgreens for a 24 oz bottle of hand lotion with aloe moisturizer and a blockbuster dvd of hostel 2 and my personal copy of abusadas bundas brasileiras some brazilian anal dvd i picked up while in rio the last time i was there, its a fairy tale, yeah right! with me myself and my soft to the touch delicate right hand. oh woe is me in america but not here! this 3rd world country shit brings out my ego as this graying 40 year old fucker is still the shit in this land just by saying in broken gringo spanish, desculpe senirita estoy perdido, me puedes ayudar? , followed by the inevitable, por supuesto de donde tu eres? after she calms down and realizes i am not going to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123][CodeWord123][/url] her, that comes later, just kidding! yo soy de los estados unidos, america, followed by my all time favorite predictable: de verdad! so i track down this new hottie and find out her name is clarisol, she is buying some fake eyelashes before she goes to work i take a video of her with my camera cause she is really fine and she is surprised in an innocent way, she buys her thing and i tell her donde vas ahora? she tells me she is going to un salon de unas, a nail salon i offer to take her in the rental car and she is happy to go, unreal! just like that we get to my car and there is a tourist cop there and i ask him if he could take a picture of us and he obliges then we are off to the gasque area, i park and we hit the spot to find she has to wait so we walk to an internet and llamadas place and sit down to get to know each other.
now its 11:30 and i want to see what is up with wendy so i excuse myself and tell her i have to call the us for some business and call my cute excuse making sweetie. ay jerry que pena pero ahora estoy en bani, one minute she is in town the next she is fucken in her hometown what the fuck! so i tell her mi amor yo tenia planeado estar juntos en la playa lejos de aqui solos y acaraciando su cuerpo delicioso que mis manos tienen hambre por tocarte, she says the predictable: de verdad? now this is getting on my nerves cause the phrase has a double edged sword on one hand i like it when its going my way on the other its like a fucking tease! she tells me: pero mi amor no se si voy a llegar hoy a la ciudad y bueno y mi ex loco ya tu sabes! i say to myself: yeah i fucken sabe! thats another thing they like to say around here ya tu sabes this ya tu sabes that. i am like no maybe i don't want to fucking sabe! so she swears that she will get to town and spend the evening with me and i tell her i want to go to el conde with her but she says ay no mi amor ya tu sabes de mi ex novio el pudiera vernos! she adds this crazy ex boyfriend stalking shit with the fucking ya tu sabes and its getting on my fucking nerves. so we leave it at that i call vicky as my back up plan and she is game, i finally get her on the phone and she will see me at around 2pm ok so we'll see how i can get rid of her later if wendy comes thru, i almost want to get a muslim burka for wendy and leave a hole open at her back to stick my finger and dick into and tell her ahora tu ex no te va a reconocer ya tu fucking sabes! but even that would stick out in this place but at least we would be out in public and i'd have this tight ass little fucking body to myself, so back i go to clarisol and i get her # and e-mail address, she is liking my touch feely thing and i wish i could hook with her but there is no time left really, i tell her i may call her later since she gets out at 8pm from work so we'll see, she is smoking hot too,
so i head to a comida china y criolla place for some thing to eat and man this place is jammed packed all you hear is: oye chino dame un chofan oye china dame un chofan, 3 chinks running the place and a bunch of hungey dominicans yelling at them oye chino no me ignores dame un chofan, oye cinha un chofan, no a chofan is basically a 30 pesos serving of pork fried rice the pork being sliced up bits of hot dogs, so now its my turn and i ask for un servicio de pollo con arroz blanco con platano maduro the guy is surprised cause its like a 80 pero lunch and the other fucker are hassling him and his wife and other helper with the small time shit so he bends over backwards to give me the best helpings then the other folks around start complaining: oye chino muevete que estoy esperando una hora va, oye chino tu le estas dondo mucho a ese blanquito, oye chino tu no me sirves assi como selo estas a el gringo, oye chino yo era antes del gringo, i just smile and say to myself, gee its nice to be white in a 3rd world country. but snap back to my senses fast when i realize things could change with a jab of a knife in my liver, so i grab my shit and watch the plague of hungry folks driving these guys crazy un chofan chino un chofan! now i get a call from vicky and she is down the street so i am off to have some fun and take some pics i told her to wear some tight jeans and the boots with a tight top, sort of like what a hooker would wear. later guys.
man things can sure change fast, you guys are not gonna believe this fucking shit! my baby vicky shows up looking really sexy in tight white spandex jeans and yellow top with high heels i had told her we would head to the beach if we had hung out on sunday, so she still wanted to go ok sure why not, the sun has cooed and its real nice in juan dolio after 3 so we head there, its now about 3:45 i get the car and go quickly to my hotel, get the blanket and bathing shorts change of underwear and head downstairs with vicky waiting in the car, i go to the comida china y criolla place next to my hotel and get half a rottiserie chicken with beans and rice and two waters to go. we are gonna have a nice time, no traffic out of the city i head the scenic route onto ave espana i ask her if she ever been around this part of the capital she says no i motion to her the beautiful waves and clear water smashing on the rocky shore and spraying out, oh its so romantic, we head out of the city past the airport and all she does is stare at the road ahead, i tell her: mi amor mire al lado derecho alli esta la verdadera belleza del mar estas calles son comunes, she doesn't get it, oh well shes after all a simple girl from the country. so we head out and its almost 45 minutes when we pull int guayacanes beach, its perfect, over a hundred umbrellas, no cars in the parking lot, the sun is hitting the ocean just right, the water is kicking up a great surf, i am imagining myself in there with her holding each other tossing her playfully in the water and the occasional finger slipping up her ass as i tell her its to stop her from going under and drowning, have a vision of from here to eternity as i am burt lancaster and shes a mulatto version of liz taylor with a bubble ass kissing in the sun and shore, handfeeding each other the chicken dinner on a blanket under a palm tree with not a care in the world as well as having the ocean water soaking into my body ridding me of these nasty toxins i've been building up, the positive ions adjusting my chi into balance and not a soul in sight and no pushy sales people around selling anything when all of a sudden i hear: que es esto! with a fucking attitude, i ignore it and say to myself she must be joking right, i say: esta perfecto mi amor tenemos la playa para solamente nosotros, she says with an attitude: esto es horrible, no hay nadie aqui esta abandonado yo quiero musica, gente movimiento, ambiente. i tell her pero mi amor es el lunes nadie esta aqui, nadie viene aqui a esta hora hasta en mi pais la playa de miami esta sola los lunes como esta, in a very nice subtle tone trying to disarm her and make sure the putaness i am witnessing is just an illusion but no fucking way! she is like bueno si tu quieres me dejas en la parada del bus y yo me devuelvo a la ciudad y tu te quedas aqui, and i am like what the fuck! how did my little country mule riding babygirl turn into a dolce & gabana puta in less that 60 minutes, ? now its my turn to use that fucking phrase! de verdad! she looks at me with a fucking beatch face from planet puta and tells me: no estoy bromeando! now i have never been involved in any domestic violence dispute where a guy may lose control and grab a girl by the hair and shake her uncontrolably while he smacks her around a bit to loosen up the stuck ball in her marble bag of reasoning but i am getting a clear picture of what the starting point may be, i calm myself and i call her bluff and pull out of the parking lot and out to the main road and drop her off in front of some colmado, she asks the half drunk local girl, aqui es la parada para la gua gua al la cuidad? the noon quadrada alcoholic honey tells her after a hic cup: si aqui es la parada. she gets out looks at me like shes expecting me to pull a fucking raggeton band out of my ass as well as a full swinging beach party crowd with matching volleyballs but fuck that shit! i do a fucking you-turn head back to the beach and enjoy my last fucking day in dr, i didn't even think twice that i just blew a guaranteed amp trifecta for the evenings entertainment amp meaning ass mouth pussy, so i enjoy myself as best i can run into 3 local babes that look ok especially one in particular wasnt bad looking but i just wanted to be alone right now and the thought of my offering her some chicken and she accepting and inviting the other vultures and rugrats they have stringing along and leaving the bones with not even a thank you stopped me from really flirting with them, and thats another thing these fucking bitches never say fucking thank you! they just take it for granted or some shit that they somehow deserve to suck dry the stupid gringo, they got close to me in the water, and one of them said oye si la ola me coje quien me va salvar the cute one tells her pointing to me ese hombre lindo te rerep001a i counter by saying mamita yo te aogo, they look at themselves like did he really say that and i just laugh and say no no no estoy bromeando they laugh but i still have a mean streak running through me from vicky. i leave the water and head to the car to enjoy the bird all to myself yeah its a little sad but its now me fucking time! there are a couple of hookers hanging around for a sucker like me but i don't bite, grab my shit and leave. i decide to call wendy to see if she made it to town on my cell, i get ahold of her and she tells me she is still in bani which is an hour from the capital and won't be in till tomorrow so at $ 2. 50 per roaming minute i just tell her: que. que. no te escucho and hang up on her fucking bullshitting ass cause i am afterall a cheap motherfucker i will just keep in touch thru e-mail to see if anything develops, what a fucking waste! i call ahead to my hotel as the thought of the moron italian guy that got robbed by the hooker crossed my mind and made me smile and realize it could happen to me so i call the hotel and speak to the girl and tell her not to let in vicky as we " broke up ". so now i am going to call clarisol to rescue the evening, i know i won't get laid but it will be nice to have a sweet girl smiling at me and having a nice time at maybe a pizzarelli but she better fucking thank me!
well today is my last day in dr, last night was fucked up as you know but i rescued the evening with a call to clarisol, it was 9pm and late for her but she was still happy to hear from me, she said she could see me so i rushed over to her apt in gasquet, i think thats the name of the area, and picked her up for some ice cream at 31 baskin robbins very close to her house, the place was going to close at 10pm and we got there at 9:40, man she looked really hot in black everything with matching heels, she is really a model type and i am somewhat surprised that she agreed, she has a smile to light up a room, so we get there and fuck i forgot how expensive fucking ice cream is in dr, one small cone for me, a cup with 2 scoops for her and another one for the aunt she lives with and i got introduced to a few minutes earlier. $ 460. 00 fucking pesos which comes to $ 14. 00 bucks american and now that i think about it she never even fucking thanked me! what a surprise. the girls in the ice cream parlor are very sweet to me as before they allowed me to use their phone to call clarisol to let her know i was just around the block since i did not know which apt she lived in from the 20 or so in the bldg. and i notices she treated them kind of bitchy which i did not like almost like: i am a superior girl and a potential supermodel with a gringo and will not stand to be looked upon by some miscreant servant girl, those little things get to me cause i know these girls working their asses off don't make much $$$ and they are trying hard to make somewhat of a living so i just put it in the back of my mind like she has the potential of getting to the us then all of a sudden, i want a mansion and 2 new cars a new wardrobe and new tits new shoes cause i am a queen now and half of your income if you don't like it, thats my cma, cheap motherfucker alert, tingling in the back of my head. so we head back to her place drop off the ice cream to her aunt and head to the spot on el malecon i had first made out with wendy across the street from some casino, the cops were out in full force pulling people over for their christmas bonus money and a few romantic couples as well. she is touchy feely with me so i already have a green light or thought i did cause i pressed the attack and she would put up her arms between my chest and push me away and say, vamos a hablar, oh great time to communicate with my mouth instead of with my hands, she asks me a bunch of questions like porque no te haz casado y tienes 40? gee how do i respond, porque no he encontrado la mujer que me cumpla mis fantasias de ser amarada y que le de latigo a su culo con mi juete y manos y que grite con passion. but i hold back on being truthful and lie! las americanas son locas y materialistas no son hogarenas y no saben cocinar todas tienen 2 o 3 hijos y no estoy interesado en eso, which surprisingly was quite truthful so i pat myself on the back and wait for her response she follows with the predictable; de verdad? so i just stand up and she stands up and we walk a bit i pull her close to me and try to make out, she still pulls away i look around but there are tourist patrols in the area and its well lit so putting my hand over her mouth and twisting her arm behind her back and forcing her in the back seat is not an option, just kidding you sick fuckers! so we sit down i ask her how many boyfriends shes had she says just one and she has no experience at all in sex, i am tempted to yank out my cock to see if she'll scream: " ay una anaconda con un ojo que mide 10 pies con venas verdes y azules que hago? " i would counter with: bueno mamita levantalo con tus dos manos y dale un besito, this would prove her senorita status without a doubt but i trust her and don't press the issue, i am really tired by now and yawning and know i will not get any wet kisses much less ass so we get in the car and i drop her off we say godbye kiss on both cheeks brazilian style and tell her i will keep in touch and would hopefully be back soon. i had considered yessenia as option 3 but she was a ways away and i am sure would given up something but i was already tired and looking forward to getting back to the states, called wendy one last time but it went to voicemail, tempted to tell her: encontre otra dominicana para traer a los estados unidos que pena que no me dedicaste el tiempo que me prometiste, bueno sayonara beatch! but i just hung up before the calling center would charge me for the call cause i am afterall a cheap motherfucker!
see you guys later.
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Thanks for the Report ChllyG, it was Great!!!
[quote=chillyg]well its now 1pm monday afternoon, wendy was a no show again, vicky was also a no show but thats ok cause i got up at noon and had a splitting headache from the fuckin bullshit viagra type pill, side effects suck man this is what it must feel like for you alcoholic bastards who wake up with a hangover, so i wake up refreshed after a night of just sleeping alone and no sex, wow! never thought i would say that but theres something to be said about sleeping alone and waking up alone i suppose in the back of my head i had less to be worried about like maybe waking up in the tub with one of my kidneys missing or my money all gone along with my passport, it sure would suck to be peniless in this fucked up place. so i take a shower feel refreshed and head out, along the way the girl who helps run the place say good morning to me as it is now 9:15 am and tells me about some italian gringo fucker who had brought up a hooker and they told the guy, si ella sale sola de tu habitacion no la vamos a dejar salir sin tu autorizacion, the dumb fuck was all for freedom and democracy and told the girl pero esto es un pais libre si ella quiere salir pues dejela ustedes no la pueden detener, the girl responds with, pero senor es para su proteccion porque sabemos que estas aqui por tiempo corto con una mujer de esas, meaning a hooker. y ella puede robarte o hacerte algo y si la dejamos salir ella desaparece, the dickhead insists so guess what, no sooner than 30 minutes go by and apparently the asshole was taking a shower probably getting ready for some sloppy sex with a hooker full of crabs and a swollen asshole she tells him she wants some money to get some presidentes to lighten the mood, oh please even i know about that one and not from being robbed by a hooker in the past but cause i am afterall a cheap motherfucker, my cheap motherfucker alert also known as cma goes off like my spider sense tingling realizing i may have to spend some $$$ within the next few moments, this ridiculed trait of mine has been critized by several friends, especially oscar but it has saved my ass on many occassions, so back to the tale of the asshole italiano, he tells the hooker sure go into my pants and take some $$$ and i will wait for you, what a dick! the hooker robs the fucker and he eventually comes out of the room and says, has my sweet innocent puta come back or something like that i can imagine, haz visto la mujer con quien entre? in a very panicked voice the girl tells him si senor ella salio dijo para comprar unas cervecas para los dos pero eso fue hace tiempo, the dick finally tells her ella me robo he tells her how much and what he had agreed to pay her, $ 4000. 00 for the lay and she stole and addition $ 4000. 00 and left the dumb fuck with just $ 20 pesos to his stoooopid italian name thats a total of $ 8000. 00 pesos which is alot of $$$ in dollar terms its like close to $ 250. 00 bucks she tells him conyo usted le iva pagar $ 4000. 00 tu pudieras haber ido a un club de mujeres mas lindas que la perra que entrastes aqui por solamente $ 1000. 00 pesos, mi papa por lo menos me paga a mi por trabajar aqui por el mes solamente $4000. 00 pesos por medio de esso te hubiera dado la habitacion gratis y yo mismo te cingueo, what a dick! we both laughed at the fucker and the girl gave him an i told you so lecture about their hotel policy of not letting hookers out without the clients consent face to face.
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i tell her pero mi amor es el lunes nadie esta aqui, nadie viene aqui a esta hora hasta en mi pais la playa de miami esta sola los lunes como esta, in a very nice subtle tone trying to disarm her and make sure the putaness i am witnessing is just an illusion but no fucking way! she is like bueno si tu quieres me dejas en la parada del bus y yo me devuelvo a la ciudad y tu te quedas aqui, and i am like what the fuck! how did my little country mule riding babygirl turn into a dolce & gabana puta in less that 60 minutes, ? now its my turn to use that fucking phrase! de verdad! she looks at me with a fucking beatch face from planet puta and tells me: no estoy bromeando! now i have never been involved in any domestic violence dispute where a guy may lose control and grab a girl by the hair and shake her uncontrolably while he smacks her around a bit to loosen up the stuck ball in her marble bag of reasoning but i am getting a clear picture of what the starting point may be, i calm myself and i call her bluff and pull out of the parking lot and out to the main road and drop her off in front of some colmado, she asks the half drunk local girl, aqui es la parada para la gua gua al la cuidad? the noon quadrada alcoholic honey tells her after a hic cup: si aqui es la parada. she gets out looks at me like shes expecting me to pull a fucking raggeton band out of my ass as well as a full swinging beach party crowd with matching volleyballs but fuck that shit! i do a fucking you-turn head back to the beach and enjoy my last fucking day in dr. [/quote]
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they just take it for granted or some shit that they somehow deserve to suck dry the stupid gringo, they got close to me in the water, and one of them said oye si la ola me coje quien me va salvar the cute one tells her pointing to me ese hombre lindo te rerep001a i counter by saying mamita yo te aogo, they look at themselves like did he really say that and i just laugh and say no no no estoy bromeando they laugh but i still have a mean streak running through me from vicky. i leave the water and head to the car to enjoy the bird all to myself yeah its a little sad but its now me fucking time! [/quote]chillyg
thank you! for your report, it's one of the funniest stories i've read yet on this board. the spanish passages were absolutely hilarious and really make the entire story stand out. you really have a talent for telling a story.
your command of the spanish language was excellent, i know, as you stated; that your white, but are you of latin heritage?
it was an adventure reading your story and i hope to read one on rio (or any other place for that matter.) should your journeys take you there again.
welcome to the board chllyg you will make a great addition and a valuable resource.
thanks again
[b] the cunninglinguist [/b]
