Is Montera going to Reopen?
Bbond:
What is the lowdown on the Montera reopening? Have you been to the Shamrock lately, and if so, how is it? I know you mentioned in a previous post that la duena from the Blue Fox who operated Shamrock is looking for business there.
On another note, went to Hunter's in Acuna again last Friday and Saturday night. Had a great time hanging out with two absolute dolls (one used to work at Danash). We stay in one of the rooms in the bar Rio, which is right next door to Hunter's. It is 25 a night and is a great room. Probably heading back there this weekend. Some guy told me that the owner of Hunter's, Tino, would sell the place but is so loyal to his staff that he keeps the place open to keep them employed. I guess he is barely breaking even. He would have more business if he lowered his damn drink prices. $4 for a beer and $8 for a mixed drink. A total ripoff.
Chickened Out on Nuevo Laredo. Went to Acuna Instead
I was planning on going to Nuevo Laredo Friday afternoon. The plan was to meet Laura (with the perfect rack) at Emilianos at 7pm. As I was driving down, Laura texted me and told me her bus from Monterrey was an hour late and that she would see me there at 8pm. I started asking myself on the way down if I really wanted to set foot in Laredo. Those bad vibes that I get that usually come true hit me hard. As a result, I decided to head down to Acuna instead. I got to thinking about how much of a cold hearted person Laura is. How she is practically devoid of any social skills including never asking how I am doing or even saying hi when we text and converse. That helped me make my decision as well. I didn't tell Laura that I wasn't coming down, which, as you can imagine resulted in a couple of texts from her laced with a variety of profanity. But after the way she has treated me, I got a kick out of standing her up.
Got down to Acuna at about 8pm and checked into a room at the Bar Rio. As I mentioned previously, the rooms are great and they are only $25 a night. I spent most of the night hanging out and dancing with Candy, who used to work at Danash in NLBT and is hot and funner than hell. Like an idiot, after drinking copious amounts of cerveza, Candy talked me into doing several tequila shots. The next thing I remember is that it was 5am and I was in the bed by myself having to vomit big time. I walked over to Hunter's to see if they had any coffee. Much to my amazement (it was around 9am) one of the workers just made a pot of coffee and gave me a big cupful. And also much to my amazement, they didn't charge me a dime. Remember, Hunter's is the biggest ripoff establishment on the frontera. $4 for a beer and $8 for a mixed drink. Just absolute ridiculous idiotic prices. As I am drinking my coffee, a girl walks over and sits by me. She told me I hung out with her for awhile the previous night. Nice cute little girl. I asked her if she would like to go downtown to get something to eat and she said she was hungry and would be happy to go with me. So we get downtown at a restaurant called Cazuelas and we both had some juevos rancheros. Pretty good food. We next went over to the Corona Club and had a couple of clamato preparados to help with the cruda. After that, we started walking downtown. We went into a couple of shops and shoe stores and like a fool, I bought her some shoes and a dress. $50 total. By this time she was holding my hand and kissing me like I was her boyfriend. Amazing what a little shopping will do for a woman. So as we are heading back to Hunter's she tells me that she would like to hang out downtown with me Saturday night. Go to Corona Club and a couple of discos. I said ok and we decided to meet at 7:30. Here is where it gets interesting. She comes from her room into the bar 40 minutes late but man did she look fabulous in that dress. Little body and nice rack! Wow. Before she came out, I was hanging out with a new gringo friend that I met. He and I were deciding if we wanted to go downtown and get a bottle to bring back into the room. We were thinking about partying in the room to save some money. So out comes the little flaquita bonita and I tell her how beautiful she looks! She proceeds to tell me it will cost $100 to take her out of the establishment. My friend and I looked at her and said "you got to be kidding?" What a ripoff. This is after I spent the previous night spending about $500 in this friggin rip off joint. I looked at her and told her there is no way I'm going to pay that. She basically got up and left. She didn't say another word to me the entire night! Then, to make matters worse, my friend and I asked several girls how much for todo la noche. Everyone of them said $300. I was sitting next to Esmeralda at this time. She is a little bit older with a beautiful rack. She started defending how much the girls charge. My friend and I were dumbfounded. None of these girls had any business as a result and they sat around all night. I really don't understand these women and this idiot that runs Hunters. I hung out with Candy again and had a great time and got the hell out of dodge this morning, vowing never to come back to Hunter's and give that money grabbing bastard and his girls another dime. Lessons learned gentlemen!