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Got stopped for no reason; as usual.
It was Wednesday night, the weather was nice, and I decided to walk back to Hotel Ticuan and check out the action on Rev.
I was walking up on Constitucion while headed to Primera. There were plenty of other men walking the same sidewalk, but I was the only Gringo.
A monkey car passed me going the opposite direction and I thought to myself, "Fuck me!" Sure as shit, the monkey car stopped. I heard the first monkey yelling, "Sir, sir, sir. " I continued walking.
Then the second monkey starting yelling for me to stop, which I did. This was the conversation:
Monkey: Show me your ID.
Me: Why?
Monkey: Give me your ID now.
Me: OK, but why did you stop me?
Monkey: While looking at my passport card, "What are you doing here?
Me: I'm a tourist and spending money here to support your economy.
Second monkey: Come over to the car, we need to search you.
Me: Why, what did I do wrong?
Second monkey: We need to check you for drugs.
Me: I'm a tourist, old, and don't use or buy drugs.
Second monkey: (Again) Come over to the car, we need to search you.
Me: I'm sorry, I am still confused why you stopped me.
At that point, both of the monkeys and I were frustrated. That is when I pulled out my phone and started dialing 078.
Second monkey: What are you doing?
Me: I'm calling 078 for tourist assistance.
Second monkey: You need to respect my job!
Me: I do respect you and your job, but you also need to respect me.
Second monkey: OK, you can go, but be careful because this area is dangerous.
Me: Thank you sir.
All of the conversation was in English and I was polite the entire time.
These banners are all over Rev.
Mexican Vacation Doom Porn.
I've heard some people use their smartphones to photograph their passport cards and passport so as to keep the real ones safe back in your room and just use the passport photo on the smartphone. Once a passport photocopy worked for me at the border. The border agent typed in my passport number from the photocopy in the computer and let me through when I forgot my passport.
For those into Mexican doom porn, see [URL]http://mexicovacationawareness.com/mexicostory.html[/URL] Stories from tourists to Cancun and other Mexican vacation sights with every type of ripoff and shakedown story you can imagine. Standard scam in Cancun apparently is a 5 star all-inclusive hotel, drinks spiked with GHB, then the female tourist is raped by the bartender and the male tourist is robbed of his wallet while unconscious. When they wake up, they then taken to the local Cancun hospital for treatment, which then imprisons them at $5 k per day, watched by armed security, until they pay their hospital bill. With accusations that the hotel gets kickbacks from the hospital. Worth reading because you learn to avoid Mexican hospitals because they will not accept your American health insurance, cash only, which you will not have because you lost your wallet to the local policia, muggers or bartenders with GHB, so you are completely doomed with no way to pay the hospital bill and no way to leave.
[QUOTE=BaxterSlade;2203299]Yes either one should be good. I have heard stories of corrupt cops trying to hold on to your ID as a form of ransom. So once I'm settled in I keep my passport card in the safe and carry an expired DL as ID.[/QUOTE]