My Monthly Pattaya Report
This is why I don't post here too much anymore. Because all of the stupid PM's I get from guys who are too lazy to read the board. Here are a few of the last few PM's and my responses.
"I am from UK and will be going to Pattaya from 7th and 12th March. Any ideas what is the best way to get a girl to the hotel?"
What are you joking? Why don't you ask her? Nothing you have ever seen or nowhere you have ever been is like Pattaya.
Here is another one.
"I like girls with big tits, where do I go to find them"
Why not do like I do, and go from bar to bar to find one you like and take here home with you.
I will tell you guys 4 stories of experiences I have had in the last month, just to try and give you an idea what you in for when you come here.
1) I have lived here 4 years and I go out with a guy that has lived here 10 years. We go to walking street. He takes me to a GO-GO bar on one of the side streets I NEVER knew was even there before. It was great.
We leave there and I take him to one of my favorite GO-GO bars on a side street on the 2nd floor of a shop house. He had NEVER been there before. He loved it.
What I am saying is there are so many bars and so many women it is impossible to visit them all, even if you live here and that is all you do every night like I do.
2) About a month ago, in the afternoon I am coming back to my condo at about 4 PM after visiting Soi 6 and having some good lesbo action and a few beers.
I go into my condo building, I live in a big building and a girl is just coming down in the elevator. She asks me "How I am doing" I tell her fine. She tells me the friend she was visiting was not feeling good and could I come up to my room with me.
She was stunning and I said OK. I tell her I can only pay her 500 Baht, because I just had two girls and was tired. She says OK, and works me over for the next two hours.
3) About 3 weeks ago I go on my 3 month Visa run to Cambodia. I am in Cambodia and I sit under a little tree in the shade and watch where the visa's are processed and wait until the people in line before me leave and I know my visa will be coming up next. That way I don't have to sit in the hot sun.
I see this 5'-10" blond, with hair down to her ass, short mini skirt and a nice set of fake 37s sit down and wait for her visa. She is SO beautiful. I think to myself, another Russian girl.
When the line leaves I go over and wait for my visa and start talking to the tall blond. Turns out she is from Australia, I ask her for her number and tell her I will take her out the next night.
We go out and have a great time. I tell her she can stay in one of my empty condos I am trying to sell; it is the equivalent of a 5 Star hotel room. She says OK and moves her stuff in right away.
Turns out she likes to do the same thing I do. Go out to GO GO bars and pick up spectacular Lesbos. This has been going on for 3 weeks now and thank god she is going back to Australia next week, because I can barely walk anymore. She is such a sex freak, she is about to kill me. Three and four stunning Lesbos a night is just too much, even for me.
4) At 8 AM a few mornings ago, I leave the girls in the room and go back to my condo so I can get some sleep. I stop at the little convenience store in my building to get some water.
There is a dazzling blond that is like 6'-3" getting cigarettes when I walk in. This time she is Russian, of course I never turn down an opportunity and take her upstairs for a few hours for 1,000 Baht.
CONCLUSION:
This is what my last month has been like. And every month is like this. There are girls everywhere. Every time I go out, and it does not matter where I go, I get hit on by some sensational girl looking for a little extra money.
And since, I really want to help the Thai economy I am always willing to do my part for the good of the community.
For those of you that have not been here, nothing you have ever seen, experienced or been is like Pattaya. You will love it, that is if you like having as many girls as you want, whenever you want, and all the time you want. That is.
