Setting up residence at Westkreuz
I spent the best part of three days at Artemis last week. It was a pretty good visit to Berlin and I was royally fucked out by the end.
With the five year celebration party coming up one can reflect that the management has done a good job generally with this club. Their biggest advantage has of course been the lack of serious competition in this part of the Berlin market. Nevertheless they got the important things right from the very start. There has always been a good line-up, and they have offered a fair deal for the somewhat higher prices charged (although the food should be improved). Spending a whole day at Artemis, like Palace, even though there is no outside garden, is no hardship. The wet area is the best in the clubs that I have visited, and the main bar area, while being rather smoky at times, is a pleasant enough place to ogle good-looking women who want to fuck me for hours on end, for hours on end. And the place is kept clean. There are few signs of wear and tear after half a decade of heavy usage. Staff has always been very pleasant to me. They even managed to force through a price increase a while back without great protest or loss of business, so something is being done right. They’ve even hooked Angus during this time, and to this day the man keeps on returning.
Three things however irritated me this past visit.
Firstly, the food has declined in quality. The cold breakfast spread is fresh and OK, but anything warm is usually not. In the evening it was mostly rather grim. Overcooked or undercooked, sometimes both on the same plate. Not acceptable, and I told them so when I left.
Secondly, the trend towards non-nakedness marches on. I will accept an elegant belt round the waist, but I want to see the Muschi. Is this too much for a spoilt man to ask? I calculated that around 90 percent of the women wore shifts or other concealers. By the end I was rejecting non-naked women on a point of principle.
Thirdly, much too much silicon! Well over half the girls, and some of them should be suing their surgeons. Sorry, don’t like it, never will.
And finally, not a particular irritation, but the repeated injunction to check with the girls on services before going to the room, because this really is a club where they don’t always do what is absolute standard in Hessen and NRW. This time I had no girl actually refuse kissing – although a couple skived, but two very enticing prospects went a-begging because they refused to contemplate DATY and/or 69. This time more girls were in fact up for anal, (but I wasn’t). One was overwhelmingly enthusiastic, invited me to feel her tight arsehole (it was in fact!), then quoted me EUR 200 extra, special price. This was true. Special. I told her not to be silly, what did she think Little Tosc was, a jackhammer?
I’d tried to prepare myself reasonably well, as I am an irregular visitor. I’d scoured the forums for recommendations and warnings. As usual these were only of limited use as I regularly and rather paranoically squinted short-sightedly at my scrawl in the half-light. I had four on the No, No list, which I could at least remember by heart. I only came across two of them, but that is still something. One was Soledad, whom I didn’t like at all anyway. The second was Kathleen, the blonde object of some conflicting discussion on this board recently. I happen not to agree that she is a great beauty. Too hard and thin a face, although her body, or what I could see of it (Dessous day), did look to be a real cracker, especially those sweet curving breasts and toned legs. I talked with her for a while when she approached, and she did profess to be a kisser, which I wasn’t expecting. But in the end I was not convinced and made my excuses. God, I must have rejected girls about a hundred times over the three days! Anyway, after her rejection by Toscana, the unhappy young lady then proceeded to play the slot machines for about six hours. Must have been onto a better winning streak there.
Of the positives on my list, the oft-mentioned favourites of Jenna, Natasha, Marketa etc. were all around and easily found. Ella was there, but she’s looking her age now. Lithuanian Joy actually recognized me after three years absence (I didn’t remember her, age again, so she cold-shouldered me from then on). Celina was also present, and I was sorely tempted. She must have been at the club since the beginning, but if anything she looks even better now. Fabulous blonde creature whom I’ve done twice before. But talking to her convinced me that she is now a bit jaded.
So who did I fuck?
Wednesday
By the time I bumped into Angus I already had two good sessions under my belt. Two Polish blondes, and I’d just discovered that they had a third pretty blonde friend, so I thought I was going to work through the whole Polish faction that evening. It didn’t work out like that, but these two were good choices and a welcome start.
Sabatina, Krakau, Poland
Around 28
1.68m
Shoulder-length wavy blonde hair
B/C breasts, tuned up fairly discreetly from Bs, why bother?
Pretty face, nice smile, classic Slav looks
Sabatina is a friendly girl. She’s not one of the skinny brigade, but there is no unwelcome fat on her nicely curved body. She is a very good kisser indeed, soft, languorous, stimulating stuff. Her blow job was also very varied, sometimes the top, sometimes deep, licking all along the shaft. Little Tosc was very horny and happy, and struggling to contain himself in 69, especially as Sabatina herself eventually came quite strongly. It was a classic session, cowgirl, missionary with loads more kisses and a crunching finale in doggie.
Her friend Kaja knew not to approach too soon, but she kept smiling over to me whenever they visited the downstairs bar where I was resting up, and in due course she came over. I’d already decided she would be my probable next spin. Turns out the two of them have been on the road together for ages. They’ve been to several other clubs in Germany and Globe in Switzerland and always trawl together. Kaja says they are very successful. They are not bi- but will also offer a duo session. Could be worth the take.
Kaja, Stettin, Poland
Around 30
1.62m, a bit rounder of body, but in good shape
Shoulder-length straight blonde hair
Tuned C breasts, tuned up from Bs, bordering on the OK, but why bother?
Pretty face, nice smile, classic Slav looks
Kaja, like Sabatina, is a wonderful kisser. Her blowjob is well-done but not so varied as her partner’s. Did the job though. DATY was a delight, as she has fleshy pussy lips and a prominent clit, when you can tease it out. She too made it past the post, which she celebrated by nearly pulling my ears off. Sex was gentle, absorbing and nothing extraordinary, but after the usual three or four positions Little Tosc ground it out again, and we were by now very relaaaaxed about the rest of the day.
As usual there was a lot to talk about with Angus, whose life is never short of surprises and twists. It was always a pleasure to pass the time at dinner and afterwards in the main bar. We were only interrupted by a few girls, but when one particular Brazilian came and sat on my lap I had to get my priorities right and bade Angus a temporary farewell.
Tabina (strange name) had already approached me earlier and I was immediately interested, although I’d asked for more recovery time. By now I felt the time might be right.
Tabina, Rio, Brazil
Around 26
Fairly petite, maybe 1.60m
Frizzed black hair down to mid-back
Natural B’s, lovely, darker skin
Her smile gets you, eyes twinkle, promise all sorts of mischief
Tabina hardly let my feet hit the ground in the room. She went for it, gripping my head, planting big kisses on my lips, pushing me back onto the sheets and launched into a fearsome but never rough blow job, which had Little Tosc up and ready astonishingly quickly. All the time laughing mischievously, this was going to be some session. Before I knew it she was riding me, forwards, backwards, up on the haunches, then down again and grinding. I told the guys later I don’t think I’ve fucked so hard for several years, this was a magnificent PSE. I call this kind of session three-dimensional sex, because the bed, the steps leading up to it and the mirror at the back were all in use as she leapt around pulling me after her. She did at least leave the small chair in the corner alone. I’m sure we would have broken it. Anyway, after no more than twenty minutes of this frantic sex, Little Tosc, proud of his third performance of the day, made it a happy end again. Fine stuff.
If you get the chance, go for Tabina. She’s exhausting, but also a good-looker in my book. She loves sex.
In due course Rocketboy0 and, later, Charlie123 both turned up, neither of whom I had met. Both know the club and the girls well, so it was a pleasure to meet them and get their takes on their favourites. Rocketboy has a good grasp of one-liner humour too, which had me laughing a lot at times.
After Tabina I wasn’t up to much for a while, but Charlie was being propositioned by a really good-looking south European brunette called Rosalie, who was selling herself hard. I could tell he was up for it, so I called to her that if her session with him was as good as she was promising, I would be next in line for her. But only if it were good. What do we not do for a newly-won friend? In due course he returned with the news that it had indeed been a good session. Rosalie of course then wasted no time in accosting me to call in the rent. This was rather a problem, as Rocketboy in the meantime had been sizing up a couple of good possibilities for me, so I had a choice to make. OK, I was going to be around a couple more days, and I was sure his mentions were also going to be there as well, so manana, manana, I’ll take Rosalie for a spin. She really looks good.
Rosalie, Greek she says, Moldovan or Bulgarian we think
Around 24
Average height, so about 1.65m
Medium length black straight hair, soft olive skin
Natural B’s, lovely
Absolutely gorgeous big brown eyes and smile to match
Rosalie is a big seller. She does everything, and was trying to sell me a programme of all the goodies, I have a lovely ess-hole, just right for your sex, I am Greek, we know how to do ess-hole sex, extra, but wonderful for you. Reaches under towel, where Little Tosc is already reaching for the stars. Aha, you want ess-hole sex, OK, come we go to room. Wait a minute, wait a minute, do you kiss, do other stuff. Yeees, every theeeng. Come we go. I’m not all that convinced, but I’m kind of committed, and she did alright by Charlie, it’s true. I asked for a quick break for a shower, I would come back. Quick consultation with Rocketboy by the stairs, and he was convinced there was better on offer (“see what you’re missing”, he said afterwards, as we surveyed the throng, with no prospect of a further session). But I was kind of committed, and Rosalie was already grabbing my arm, so I succumbed and it was on up the circular stairway to heaven.
How did the session go? You’re on tenterhooks, I can tell. Answer: it was a big, big disappointment. After Rosalie realised that as a result of her upselling pressure I was not going for an hour, not going for her ess, not going to come in her mouth, not doing anything other than a standard session, she fell pretty silent and just went through the motions. An Optikfick then. She really has a nice, nice body. She skived after a couple of kisses, so I just took over and did what I wanted with her body for as long as it took. Little Tosc was three sessions down, so some hard fucking was called for, if he were to come again, and that’s what he took, a hard drilling in doggie until it was over. To be fair I heard no complaints, Rosalie is made for a good hard fuck. It was in fact a rollicking good climax, so I was not pissed off as we both accompanied her smoking vagina downstairs to the pay lockers. But it just goes to show that a girl can spoil what could be great stuff just by her hard-nosed attitude. EUR 60, OK, fair deal for that price, but no sensation.
Thursday
I wasn’t tired in the morning, but I had a firm plan for the day. And three of the four girls on the agenda I managed to snag on a day where it was sometimes hard to find whom you wanted. The one I never found was Connie, a tallish slim waif of a girl with a great arse. Angus had confirmed that you could do much, much worse than Connie. I might have missed her because she was no longer in her fetching grey chain mail-style wrap of the previous dessous day, and I had admittedly been looking at her arse more than her face.
Vivien, Slovakia
Around 24
Tall, slender, about 1.72m
Long straight brown hair down the back
Natural A’s, lovely
Always went naked, elegant gait
Recommended by Angus, she was a superb session. Mind you, she was struggling to remember Angus when I mentioned that a friend of mine had been with her on several occasions. One does so many men….. The penny dropped finally. “The Soul of Mongering”, why didn’t you say?
Vivien kissed and kissed and kissed, softly, and I was very happy roaming around her slim body for minutes on end. She has a classic sculptured pussy with well defined lines. Olive-skinned dark to the very edge of the lips and then a beautiful pink small opening. I went early for extended 69, which duly swelled this pussy up nicely delivering a bud of a clit and copious juices. Man, was I enjoying this! She duly came after about twenty minutes. Vivien turned round, whispered thanks into my ear, saddled up and then squat rode me for minutes on end until I came to a juddering finish. You know, the one that goes all the way down to the tingling toes. This was a superb start to the day.
It was to get better.
There has been quite some talk on the forums (not just this one) recently about Natasha, her of the strange hair-do, blonde at the front and dark at the back. Or is it the other way round? At any rate she is instantly recognizable with this wig effort. And we had been discussing her the previous day as a superb session not to be missed. Every one said she was from St. Petersburg, Russia, but I wasn’t sure and commented to Rocketboy that I thought I knew her already. I can now confirm that I was right. Mentioned here:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=643029&postcount=71[/url]
(Interestingly I referred to a report by Msands in this comment, and Msands also did Sabatina that day three years ago on her first arrival at Artemis. My friend, our tastes are far, far too similar, hope I’m too fucked out to care if we ever meet :-) :-) )
Henna-red hair back then, Natasha certainly goes for the wilder hair styles. But three years on she is still working the room brilliantly. And whereas three years ago I found her rather mechanical, this time I discovered that she has improved her sex skills immeasurably too.
Natasha, Belarus
Late 20s
Tall, slender, about 1.70m
The hair
Natural A/B’s, still proud
Always went naked, save an Olympic rings belt, proud elegant gait
Natasha confirmed that she was indeed around then. It’s definitely her. She also stated that she often says she’s from Pete because she gets fed up with men who haven’t a clue that there is a country called Belarus, so it’s simpler that way.
We chatted quite a while at the bar and I then took her off to the room. She wanted a slow programme, so I decided to let her run the show. The show was designed of course to last an hour – surprise, surprise! – but was magnificent. The first half hour she dedicated to a full-on erotic massage. Me on my front, eyes closed, enjoying the sensations as she worked her way down my body. Not kneading, touching. Sometimes the moistness of her light tongue, the drag of her fingernails, or was it her nipples as she ran them across my back? Couldn’t tell, hardly cared. Incredibly erotic as she would suddenly dive with her head between my thighs to lick across the hairs of the base of my scrotum. Wow. Slowly, slowly, slowly. On my front now she worked all the way up from pressing the feet, leaving Little Tosc until last, and then proceeding to deliver a long patient slow-motion blowjob of ever-increasing intensity. Not quite the best-ever blowjob technique (Lena at Oase gets my vote for that) but it was of the finest sort. I knew what she was working up to of course and I duly came in her gorgeous mouth in long spasms just as the hour was finishing. EUR 170 and I hadn’t even fucked her yet. Natasha then wrapped herself around me as we rested on the bed for a few more minutes. Memorable.
Third on my list was also a very strong recommendation from the boys, and also from forum reports, so I had to follow this up.
Jenna, North Germany
Early 30s
Medium height, about 1.65m
Straight long, wavy blonde hair a long way down her back
Enormous DD tuned breasts, just about in tune with her
Chunky but firm body, commendably lean
Wears a shoulder-wrap
Jenna has an unremarkable, fresh, really Germanic looking face, with intelligent eyes. But it’s those enormous shock-absorbers that you look at. We chatted for a while at the bar. Jenna is indeed more intelligent than the average provider, knows what she is offering.
After all the build-up the session didn’t work, and it was probably my fault. However strong the recommendations, if you don’t really fancy the girl’s looks, aren’t bursting to fuck her, you’re likely to be in trouble. And I don’t like huge knockers, especially silis, so my fantasy was indeed not bursting to fuck this girl, even as I roamed about her body, and she deployed her weapons dutifully. It was also my seventh session in two days, it must be said. Anyway, Jenna settled down to a skilful blowjob, which sort of repaired things for a while but twenty minutes into the session we both realised I was struggling. Rather than let the tension and frustration rise I told her I was very happy with her, but wanted to end the session there. Pro that she is she talked for a while and accepted this with good grace.
I was very happy with this day.
Friday
I would only have time for the early shift, so I was through the huge glass doors by 12.00 the following day. I had no real plan. I would go to the downstairs Kino and see what happened. After rejecting several suitors for either not naked / no DATY / too old / didn’t fancy them, Selena happened.
Selena, Romania
About 20
About 1.68m
Straight poorly dyed bottle-blonde hair tied back in a pony-tail, I think
Superb natural C’s that just hovered there magnificently in front of the eyes
Plainish face, lovely firm body
Selena is a live-wire who sells herself well. I was mesmerised by the tits. She confirmed on all the boxes, we went to room nearest the Kino, where she proceeded to renege on almost the whole deal. Ten seconds of kissing, one minute of 69, then rapidly on to a hard, result-oriented blowjob, which I had to break off because she was hurting. Fuck this. I told her to saddle up, fucked her hard in a few positions where I could grope those tits, she is very tight indeed, and then broke the session off, saying I wasn’t going to finish. Why waste a cum on this? The misery reached its zenith as she got pissed off by this rejection and tried to continue with another blow. Nothing doing. Out of room. We were not friends. Don’t recommend her at all. I could tell she was bad mouthing me to her girlie friends all day after that :-). The Kino has its uses, but is definitely a lottery.
Still rather horny I latched quickly onto Marketa, who was on my list of To Do’s, but often busy. It was a good decision.
Marketa, Czech Rep
About 25
Short, around 1.60m
Wavy shoulder-length brown hair with a golden tinge
Lovely natural B’s, nice handful
Very pretty pixie-like face
Marketa is a friendly girl, who does all the standard services honestly and well. If you don’t stick you’re finger into her pussy she’s a happy bunny. Otherwise a girl to get hold of, to kiss, to stroke, to squeeze, to lick and all the other nice things we punters tend to pervert the world with, and she seems to like it all. Says she always does early shift because she doesn’t like late-night drunks who unskilfully stick their grubby fingers up her arsehole. She was quite definite about this. I asked her whether it was OK if I skilfully stuck my grubby fingers up her arsehole, I was totally sober after all. We compromised on a single digit inserted half-way with care. Fair dinkum. Trouble was physical. Marketa is much shorter than me, and it seems that the distance between our respective mouths and genitals was at unusual variance. Now I don’t want to overburden you, even bore you, with a lengthy technical analysis here, but the upshot was that I could hardly reach her pussy with my tongue and she was reduced to lunging after my dick every time it slipped from her luscious lips. A quandary indeed, and we only solved it by switching to side-on mutual gratification. Still with me?
Anyway, this was a delightful session with good mirror visuals and both Little Tosc and I enjoyed Marketa’s company very much, coming very strongly from behind that cute arse.
Most of the rest of the afternoon I spent relaxing, using the various facilities. I felt almost part of the furniture here after three days. I’d also almost exhausted my interest in the first shift too, so I was in no hurry to fuck anyone really.
In the end Natasha joined me in the downstairs Kino and I took her for another spin just before I was due to leave. This time I told her I only had time for half an hour and wanted to fuck her as well. She laughed. But she still went at it slowly. All very relaxing. Gorgeous kissing, she knows how I like them now. Somewhat toothier blowjob this time as she sensed I needed more pushing. We fucked a few positions, she’s not a really special fuck, but the visuals are worth the journey. Off with the condom, and a crunching CIM into that delicious mouth finished off – for a while - this monger’s appetite for sex.
