Uganda

[QUOTE=Neddy69;2415226]Thanks god. Escaped from Sexprison. I flew in with Egypt Air. Direct to Entebbe via Cairo. Only 10.5 hours from the cold S.thole to the balmy climate of Entebbe. One good thing Egypt air allow change of booking for only 75 euros

Entebbe approach belongs to the ten most dangerous approaches on earth. Why? The runway is relatively short. Add to that there's Lake Victoria before and after the runway. Weather? The most thunderstorms statistically on the planet. The Boeing 737-800 touched down rather hard at 4 o'clock in the morning.Brakes hard and full return thrust. Pheeew. Just before end of runway. Pheeew. I arrived without that useless EVisa. No need. They ask you to show your WHO yellow card. But. Don't despair. Nobody actually looks inside. Just get a blank booklet. LOL. Just hand over EU Passport at immigration 50 $ and get Visa sticker. No forms to fill out. No. Nothing.

Your biggest problem in Entebbe is cheap accommodation. I stay in ST room in town centre. Its a dump with free Wifi. But in center of action. Its called New African Village. 60 k ugx. Way overpaid.

Went to 4 turkeys. Had a Club. I didn't intend to take anything. But then. Africa is a VERY small place. Suddenly 2 huge knockers came in sight. Turned out to be my Squirting Queen. From 2 years ago. I don't believe it. Had a sleepless night and a wet bed.

Sir Neddy.

Who will make Entebbe my new african base. Everything's there. 2 shopping malls gym, golf court. International airport 5 km away. Cheap booze. Cheap chicas. Plenty of expat to hang out with. Good 4 G. good water supply.[/QUOTE]The real question is why stay at Entebbe? It s so boring and everything is more expensive than downtown. 60 k for a dump there downtown you can pay 30 or 40 for a great room. As for the WiFi it s shit everywhere. As for the girls there is limited supply in Entebbe and they ask more than downtown because they cater to rich expats who stay there. As for the airport it s more a nuisance than anything else to hear planes all the time. Golf court? LOL You want us to believe that you play golf there?

[QUOTE=XXL;2393287]In my experience if a woman passes by in Uganda without returning your gaze, she's not interested. Stopping girls under false pretences will get you nowhere. The thing to do is to let your eyes wander and see what happens. If you catch a girl's eyes and she wants to hook-up she will show it. She will gaze at you unashamedly until you come up to her. Don't expect this to happen too often though. During the day women don't make up more than 15% of people in the streets except on markets and the rare shopping malls where it can be 30%. Girls in shopping malls are often with male friends. I often had girls interested in me when I was already with another girl (sod's law or maybe something else having to do with the dynamics of mating).[/QUOTE]People post wins on this section, rarely do people say "I had a fucked up trip" People assume that Just be white syndrome is universal. Even if a chick is willing it doesn't mean she's available and even if she available it doesn't mean that she can go. I met two girls at a Phone shop and they were available but they were both busy with customers. Never fucked them even though they were "available".

Trip.

Not Bad. After a week I found a nice 1 BR Apartment secure. For 85 euros a month. With all amenities 2 km away from international malls discos and drinking dens. Dead quiet. Bodaboda ride to town 2000 ugx. No noise except the faint cry of the muezzin in far distance. As for this troll who has never been to Entebbe. (hit the ignore button!) who complains about noise from the airport. This is not Heathrow. Occasionally at night you hear the roar of a starting jet in far distance. That's it. Entebbe was and is a small airport with probably a dozen international flights a DAY. And that will never change. Nairobi and Entebbe are sleeping while Kigali builds a huge new Airport financed by Quatar. The upcoming regional carrier Rwandair operates also a Hub in West Africa already. Now the resurrected Ugandan Airlines offers direct regional flight connections to Dar es Salaam, Mombasa and Nairobi. Even Juba and Mogadishu.

Sir Neddy.

Who's still enjoying the fountain of joy.

After a week in Kampala here are some random thoughts:

- Kampala is а pretty boring place for a daytime activities. Basically you have 2 options. To visit some of the malls to drink or eat something, or to visit Entebbe and the bars around lake Victoria. Overall after day 3 you have seen everything. For my taste Entebbe is much better option then Kampala.

- Uganda girls are a little bit ugly for my taste compared to girls from Kenya (last week I was in Nairobi). But in Kenya I met a model, stunning flight attendant and a really sexy office girl, all of them aged between 21 and 24 years old. so I get a little spoiled. During my stay in Uganda I met a girl from Rwanda and spend most of the time with her. And the local people that I met, all of them found Rwanda girls quite attractive compared to the local girls. I did try two Ugandan girls. One just out of curiosity and another that wanted to try anal sex. I fulfilled the lady's wish and it was quite memorable experience but overall I don't find the Uganda women attractive at all. Of course they are so many girls around, so you can always find some gems.

- Girls in Kampala are pretty cheap. If we talk for a whole night and some morning action, the price that I paid varies from 150 k to 250 k (around $40 to $65). I read some ridiculous prices about $20-25 and I think that this is possible but what you will get is quit pathetic in terms of quality. After all, the beauty is in the eye of the beholder so if you can fuck something resembling a water buffalo and that makes you happy, you will be happy with the $20-25 girls. Me, I wanted something a little bit better.

- The African girls in general are pretty horny I may say. They want to fuck them all night and can not wait to raid you in the morning. It's fun at the beginning but can became quite challenging after the second week.

- I visit only one of the usual places. The Bubbles bar. It was Friday and it was full with girls in all sizes and shapes. Some of them were quite desperate to find clients. Didn't ask about the price because I was with company for the night, just used the place to have few drinks before going back to the airbnb for the second round. But it seems a good place if you want to drink something and to check the local talent.

Overall I had a very good time here in Kampala but I have the feeling that I got lucky and will not recommend it for a unexperienced African visitor as me. In my opinion Kenya is much better place for our kind of hobby in terms of both quality and quantity.

[QUOTE=Onojdi;2421275]After a week in Kampala here are some random thoughts:

- Kampala


- Girls in Kampala are pretty cheap. If we talk for a whole night and some morning action, the price that I paid varies from 150 k to 250 k (around $40 to $65). I read some ridiculous prices about $20-25 and I think that this is possible but what you will get is quit pathetic in terms of quality. After all, the beauty is in the eye of the beholder so if you can fuck something resembling a water buffalo and that makes you happy, you will be happy with the $20-25 girls. [/QUOTE]You consider 60 $ cheap shows that you are a beginner in Afrika. The girls did smell it and fleeced you. If you get more experience you will be surprised what sort of pretty girls go for 30 $. If you have the right attitude.

But thanks for your report.

[QUOTE=Amadeuss;2421416]You consider 60 $ cheap shows that you are a beginner in Afrika. The girls did smell it and fleeced you. If you get more experience you will be surprised what sort of pretty girls go for 30 $. If you have the right attitude.

But thanks for your report.[/QUOTE]Way too much paid. Nothing to do with quality. 50 k ugx more than enough for hot chica. Not in bubbles of course. Go to tourist place. Pay tourist price. 60 $ is rookie price. I never paid more than 50 k ugx. Hot young SWs go for 30 k ST. William St. 10 k ugx for ST Room for hot 18 years rwandan chica.

Sir Neddy.

Who tips my ugandan big titted squirter between 40 k to 50 k ugx 2 times a week plus food and a couple of beers.

Neddy69, with all due respect. I read your reviews and tips and some of them helps a lot. But some of them are quite misleading, especially the info about the price. They are accurate if we speak about lowest possible quality, but I am not interested in that. Just want to make it clear for other readers that are visiting Africa.

Reading your reviews, it's always the price that you talk in every country in Africa that you visit. This is the leading point. You go to the cheapest bars, you live in cheapest place, you fuck cheapest pussies. Well, I have slightly higher standards when we speak about "having a good time". I want to be in a nice airbnb apartment, I want to spend the night with the girl in a nice bar or just to drink a bottle of wine at home with her. What 50 k per night are you talking when my wine is more expensive that this?!

I'm not judging and telling what is correct and what is not. Just telling that there is different kind of experience that can make people happy. Sometimes you want to go to a bar with the girl and to drink a cockatiel or two. Sometimes you want to have a night at home with a wine and a ice cream. Sometimes you want to fuck a quality pussy, not the cheapest one in Africa. And a good looking girl usually will want more than $15.

[QUOTE=Amadeuss;2421416]You consider 60 $ cheap shows that you are a beginner in Afrika. The girls did smell it and fleeced you. If you get more experience you will be surprised what sort of pretty girls go for 30 $. If you have the right attitude.

But thanks for your report.[/QUOTE]Well guys I don't know what are your standards. But $60 to spend basically day and a half with a stunning 21 year old Girl. I don't know, just can not understand you. It's not always about the cheapest possible option.

[QUOTE=Onojdi;2421580]Well guys I don't know what are your standards. But $60 to spend basically day and a half with a stunning 21 year old Girl. I don't know, just can not understand you. It's not always about the cheapest possible option.[/QUOTE]60 dollars its 1 month salary for unskilled workers. Would you give 1 month salary for girl at your country for 1 day and a half spend together? 20 -25 dollars for all night is plenty plenty and its for good looking girls from better clubs if you go kabalagala you pay less.they all want ridicilous prices if you ask how much they want, but if you offer your price instead asking her or negotiate any girl can become from 60 dollars to 20
dollars or less depends which place you go.

[QUOTE=Amadeuss;2421416]You consider 60 $ cheap shows [/QUOTE]Here are price I paid.

Kampala 20 K UGX to badoo girls.

Nosy Be-15 k AR to girls around Oddy hotel.

Pattaya- 1 K bhat to white girls around soi bokahoo.

Each place has its Cons and Pros but I currently relax in Pattaya. My last trip to Mada start well and ended as a disaster. 3 simultaneously type of illness the worst was eye infection almost got blind. So Price alone means nothing you always need to evaluate the overall picture. Also Kampala city center decent accommodation is 50 usd and up. Also black girls are in the bottom of the food chain so if you pay 50 usd and 50 usd for hotel better to go to Asia.

[QUOTE=Pokeris;2421602]60 dollars its 1 month salary for unskilled workers. Would you give 1 month salary for girl at your country for 1 day and a half spend together? 20 -25 dollars for all night is plenty plenty and its for good looking girls from better clubs if you go kabalagala you pay less.they all want ridicilous prices if you ask how much they want, but if you offer your price instead asking her or negotiate any girl can become from 60 dollars to 20
dollars or less depends which place you go.[/QUOTE]Spot on. I am with a busoga girl now. She made 100.000 ugx 30! Dollars! In Italian supermarket in Muyenga. That's for a month!! If a girl asks me for 100 usd I counter with 50 k ugx. Take it or leave it. The main difference I have time on my hand. Of course if you come for a week its a different ballgame. I always had decent nice young girls no probs. But I hunt only in Kabalagala. Why should I pay premium for updressed hookers. No need. When I have time I'll post some pictures of my 10 to 12 $ chicas.
Again. Quality has nothing repeat NOTHING to do with the price in Africa. I wrote time and time again.
Sir Neddy

On the discussion of prices, I was in Uganda in December and paid 50-100 k. Capital pub paid 50 k overnight, a few decent girls in there but most poor and also there weren't many girls there on Saturday but the other days had plenty. The other bars on that street were always quiet. Most paid was 100 k to a tinder girl for 2 hours who had an insane body, nearly 6 ft with huge ass and zero fat, facially nothing too special but hot. I did have a girl on tinder laugh at my 70 k st offer and say she fucks for 400 k but she wasn't as hot as the above girl anyway. I wasn't a big fan of bubbles it's only busy Friday and Saturday, Saturday being the best day and I was never that keen on the girls there but on my last night in Uganda I brought a girl back from there without discussing money and gave 100 k in the morning and she was probably the best girl out of 3 months in Africa, absolute babe. The top clubs such as illusion don't have much better talent than other places, girls seem a bit older there. Bar the girl on the last night I had more fun in Kenya and Tanzania but the nightlife is bigger and more varied here and probably more potential here. Though I agree that there isn't much to do during the day, Kenya and Tanzania has beaches at least.

Just to prove the point. The basic mistake of the african rookie is. He knows the prices but is afraid to get refused if he offers a fair market price. Its supply and demand. Offer 50 k. If you're happy you can always offer a tip of like 20 k. Enjoy. The chics are from my recent trips to Uganda Rwanda Kenya and Madagascar.
Sir Neddy

[QUOTE=MtVadose;2421669]On the discussion of prices, I was in Uganda in December and paid 50-100 k. Capital pub paid 50 k overnight, a few decent girls in there but most poor and also there weren't many girls there on Saturday but the other days had plenty. The other bars on that street were always quiet. Most paid was 100 k to a tinder girl for 2 hours who had an insane body, nearly 6 ft with huge ass and zero fat, facially nothing too special but hot. I did have a girl on tinder laugh at my 70 k st offer and say she fucks for 400 k but she wasn't as hot as the above girl anyway. I wasn't a big fan of bubbles it's only busy Friday and Saturday, Saturday being the best day and I was never that keen on the girls there but on my last night in Uganda I brought a girl back from there without discussing money and gave 100 k in the morning and she was probably the best girl out of 3 months in Africa, absolute babe. The top clubs such as illusion don't have much better talent than other places, girls seem a bit older there. Bar the girl on the last night I had more fun in Kenya and Tanzania but the nightlife is bigger and more varied here and probably more potential here. Though I agree that there isn't much to do during the day, Kenya and Tanzania has beaches at least.[/QUOTE]The worst day in Capital as I previously pointed out is Saturday. Full of drinking male Ugandans. Tuesday to Friday the best. Most chics are expired. But I always find 3 or 4 gems. And when I am happy I repeat.

Sir Neddy.

[QUOTE=Onojdi;2421580]Well guys I don't know what are your standards. But $60 to spend basically day and a half with a stunning 21 year old Girl. I don't know, just can not understand you. It's not always about the cheapest possible option.[/QUOTE]Perhaps if you are like me and go with what local African guys lust most after, you may have to pay more. I've noticed over the years and trips to Africa and Pattaya that tourists, especially white guys, go for girls who may not be at the top of the local pecking order in terms of beauty and sex appeal. I've always most preferred tall thick curvy pear shaped women with lighter skin with a classy (as in smart looking like a uni student) and innocent looking. These girls get a lot of attention from local guys and always have.

So many of the girls I see with tourists are skinny, dark, and poor looking. Everyone has their own taste and I would be thrilled if I could get my type for the prices you quote. But if it came down to paying US $5 for all night with the type of girl I usually see tourists or white expats with VS. $75 for all night with a bona-fide tall thick light skinned 18-23 year old African stunner with no kids and low milage assuming decent attitude, it's not even a choice for me. I would rather go for quality every time. In fact, I wouldn't want the $5 girl even for free but that's just me.

BTW, where do you get white girls on Soil Bukaew for 1,000 Baht? Did I read that correctly? They must be over the hill or something, right?