Pattaya Reports

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[QUOTE=Mogwai;1743618]Apparently they don't have security for their web site either. Both my anti virus software and my browser (Opera) are blocking it, saying it is a dangerous site.[/QUOTE]It looks like a false positive to me, Mogwai. I had no problem accessing the hotel site: [URL]http://www.pattayanobleplace.com/[/URL] using Chrome with Vipre, my anti virus program and my computer is running fine.

Hi boys,

Just a few words to tell you I'm having a great time here in Pattaya hunting pussies on Beach road.

So far, I have had 2 girls a day for short time. Prices are between 500 & 1000 Thb.

There are plenty girls everywhere but customers seems to be rare those days.

I have been to Walking street several times and it's easy to walk thru due to lack of customers.

I'd be happy to meet any gent of ISG while I'm here (till the 13th).

Here some pics of some ladies.

Cheers!

First of all I'd like to thank everyone who's posted reports here. Keep them coming guys! I also to convey my appreciation to all the great guides that can be found online. Without them I would have been clueless in pussy-land.

I'm a Wasian guy (born in S Korea and adopted to a Scandinavian country). English is not my native language so I hope that you bear that in mind when it comes to my spelling in punctuation. Advice would be appreciated, complaints not so much.

I'm staying on Soi8, which so far seems perfect, with everything within easy reach. Planned budget, after hotel costs, is 6 k. Unfortunately there will be no pictures in my reports, my private cell phone just broke down and I won't want to use the company cell for this.

[U]Day 1:[/U]

Landed at BKK airport 7 am. Hopped on bus to Pattaya and arrived at hotel 10 am. My reservation was from 9-19 July, but I had changed some plans and arrived one day early. Hotel manager promptly changed my booking dates to 8-18 July great service!

[B]ST Soi 6: 1500, including beer & one LD[/B]

Since it was still early (noon) I decided to head straight for Soi 6 and find a BJ bar or two. Not a lot of girls around, except outside Full Moon Bar (I think it was). Found a pretty good looking girl and when she asked I decided on ST instead of BJ only. Turned out to be a very good choice, since her BJ skills where very poor (lots of teeth). She did have a nice body, a tight pussy and great energy. I finished in her mouth and she glares at me with her cheeks bulging, runs off to spit. "Why you come so much!" I guess that's what you get from three days build up.

[B]BJ Soi 6: 720, including mineral water[/B]

Strolling around on Soi 6 I decided that I did need a BJ as well. Found a decent looking girl calling to me from My Friend You bar, I decided to go for that. After resisting her attempts to take my upstairs for ST, we go to a small room on ground floor for the BJ. She almost immediately starts some nice deep throat action. But after only 5 minutes or so she starts complaining about me not having finished. This kinda annoys me so I decide to make her work for it. 20 minutes later I push my cock deep and blow my load in the back of her throat. After coughing and spitting she wants a tip, I decline. If she hadn't complained I would probably have finished in 10 minutes (instead of 25) and given her a tip for her nice deep throat action.

Back to hotel to sleep for a few hours, been up for 32 hours straight. After 3 hours of sleep and a couple of hours of relaxing I head out again.

[B]LT Soi 7: 5800 for two girls[/B]

Having read reviews I to try out Happiness Bar on Soi7, which is only a short walk from my hotel. Sure enough there are plenty of girls hanging around at the bar, a few with nice looks. When I enter I get called over to a table with Mama-san and 4 other girls. Only one of those have acceptable looks and I decide to get a drink for her and Mama-san.

My pick is really friendly and speaks English well, her name is Dae. Relaxing with my drink I suddenly get jumped from behind by a girl who wraps her arms around me and showers me with kisses. I turn around to look and a very short and pretty girl smiles at me. She is really enthusiastic so I decide to break my rule about only getting LDs for one girl at a time. Immediately she plants herself on my lap and puts my hand inside her panties!

At this time I start to worry about Dae, I've read about Thai bar girls and their jealousy. But she only smiles and tells me that she and Som are good friends and that they both want to go with me. When they offer LT with both of them for 5 k plus BF I didn't want to ruin the mood with haggling and never having had two girls at the same time before might have made me think with the wrong head.

Dae is probably in her mid 30's, but has a nice body without any stretch marks. Som is 27 and borderline chubby and unfortunately she had quite a few stretchmarks, but she made up for that with a really nice set of tits and an awesome personality. We go to my hotel for 3-way action. The girls are really friendly and we have a lot of fun drinking beer on the balcony while waiting for Aircon to do it's job. Som quickly becomes my favourite and she's all over me. I ask her about some A-action which she declines, but. . .

Bedtime fun start with BBBJ from Dae while I fondle and kiss Som. Dae gets on top and Som pesters me about getting her pussy eaten. I don't usually go down on working girls but she insists and I give in. Now I want some girl on girl action and ask them to give a show. They aren't too happy about that and after only a few minutes I call it off. BBBJ from Som and she immediately goes deep. Som rides me for a few minutes and I finish in Dae's mouth.

We head to Walking street, I'm hungry and Som wants to go dancing. Deciding on a seafood restaurant. Som wasn't hungry, she only ordered a drink and Dae ordered two small and cheap dishes. I decided on a small portion (3) of giant shrimps which cost 1400, the shrimps where overcooked and tasteless. The dishes Dae had ordered where really good though. Dinner was 2200 Bath, and that's with me and Dae only drinking water, grossly overpriced and a huge disappointment.

Next stop is Insomnia night club. Som pretty much proves my suspicion that she used to be gogo girl before she got her unfortunate stretch marks, that girl has some nice moves. One of the feature dancers is one of the hottest girls I ever seen. I think her body would have made Britney Spears jealous when her body was at it's best. Som has membership cards for a lot of night clubs, which was really nice because I could buy bottles at a discount. We stay at Insomnia for a couple of hours.

On the way back the girls persuade me to stop at Stones House, which features a decent Thai rock band. The girls go crazy when a bleached Korean boy band look-a-like takes the stage, even Dae who's been kinda quiet all night dances like she's obsessed. Drinks where overpriced though and the fat ugly serving woman pestered me until I agreed to buy snacks. Two beers plus one whiskey-coke 440 Bath and a tiny serving of Cashews (20 or so) for 95 Bath. These where billed separately and when I pocketed the 5 bath change from my Cashews it looked like the fat ugly old sow would throw a fit.

At around 2 o'clock we arrive back at the hotel where Som drinks more beer and dances to music videos on TV. We fool around a bit but no real action. I'm too tired and girls weren't really in the mood.

Next morning I wake up before 8 am. Som is up and in a cheerful mood, which was amazing considering how much she had drank the night before, Dae is out cold though. After breakfast we sleep for another couple of hours, before Som and I start to fool around a bit.

Dae wakes up, takes a shower and starts whining about wanting to go home. Since I'm pretty sure she would have stayed if I had held back a part of the 2500 LT fee I decided to let her go so I could have Som by herself. I figured she would agree to things that she wouldn't have if Dae had been with us. I did notice Som glance at Dae each time she turned down A-action.

Som and I shower together and prepare for some quality one on one time. I consider this part of day two, so you will have to wait for day two report before reading about what was a great experience.

[B]Day 1/10 summary[/B]

1 x ST: 1300

1 x BJ: 700

1 x LT: 5800 (2 girls).

Other: 6000

TOTAL: 14 k.

Way way over budget, but you only live ones And I did "plan" for some extra spending every now and then, but I can't go this crazy every day.

Maybe you guys want more or less details regarding prices, locations, girls and so on. Don't hesitate to give me advice about this, I want as many as possible to enjoy reading my reports.

[QUOTE=ColBog1;1743966]Hi boys,

Just a few words to tell you I'm having a great time here in Pattaya hunting pussies on Beach road.

So far, I have had 2 girls a day for short time. Prices are between 500 & 1000 Thb.

There are plenty girls everywhere but customers seems to be rare those days.

I have been to Walking street several times and it's easy to walk thru due to lack of customers.

I'd be happy to meet any gent of ISG while I'm here (till the 13th).

Here some pics of some ladies.

Cheers![/QUOTE]If you want us to join you post some photos of hot girls. Hahahaha.

Great report, keep them coming, I'm arriving next Friday, will be my first time in Pattaya.

Keep the info coming re the current prices, and places to go to.

Mark

[QUOTE=StarGazer101;1744773]First of all I'd like to thank everyone who's posted reports here. Keep them coming guys! I also to convey my appreciation to all the great guides that can be found online. Without them I would have been clueless in pussy-land.

I'm a Wasian guy (born in S Korea and adopted to a Scandinavian country). English is not my native language so I hope that you bear that in mind when it comes to my spelling in punctuation. Advice would be appreciated, complaints not so much.

[/QUOTE]Great first report! I really enjoyed reading it, as it brought back fond memories of my first Thai threesome. I will be in heavenly Patts in a few weeks.

You certainly started your trip with a bang! Good for you not being a cheap Charlie and deciding to do it big! Don't worry so much about overspending as you will probably slow down a bit from 4 girls a day. It looks like you enjoy Insomnia so you may want to consider turning it into your go to place. Pick ups form there are much more affordable and I think the quality of girls is very good.

I agree with the seafood joint on BR is a ripoff. For real great seafood at a reasonable price I really like J Daeng on Pattayasasong Rd (across the street form View Talay 6 Condos). They also have the giant shrimp but theirs are fresh and delicious and the price is fair.

Too bad about your phone and I understand your reluctance not to use the work phone. But you may think about investing in a cheap digital camera (it will only set you back about $100). I think you will look at this as a wise decision when you look back at the pics of the girls and the good times months or even years from now.

Is Happiness bar the GoGo that is mid -soi, on the right , just before the first stretch of open air bars as you walk down to BR? I've never actually gone in but now will definitely check it out next trip. You seen to have struck gold there.

Thanks again and Keep the great reports coming!

And stay horny my friend.

Uncle-V.

[QUOTE=StarGazer101;1744773]

The girls are really friendly and we have a lot of fun drinking beer on the balcony while waiting for Aircon to do it's job. [/QUOTE]Nice FR stargazer, keep them coming. Sure will be interesting to read upon your experience in PYX.

By the above mentioned description any chance that you are staying at Sunshine hotel. I have had to adopt the same MO of drinking in the balcony till the room chills when I stay there.

Brought back memories from my April visit.

Been here a week, no action to report, no shortage of lady's, just had accommodation problems to sort out, had a few nice evenings out, in different beer bars & go gos, met an esteemed member from this board, and a chap from another. Back to the title of me post, I ventured to walking street tonight for the first time, again just browsing around, and then I see a huge flashing billboard advertising Magnum & Happy Garden, form those not familiar these are FKK clubs in Germany, but this was that last thing I expected to see on walking street. No idea how long it's been around, it is about 5 years since my last visit to Pattaya. If any ISG member are in town and would like to meet up for a drink please message, here for a good while.

Cheers & enjoy.

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;1744948]Is Happiness bar the GoGo that is mid -soi, on the right , just before the first stretch of open air bars as you walk down to BR?

Uncle-V.[/QUOTE]Happiness bar is actually a beer bar on Soi 7 . Was really relaxed with a lot of girls, even though it was early in the evening and low season.

Thanks for your informative review, SG. Looking forward to the other 9 days.

[QUOTE=Dasisextra;1744993] then I see a huge flashing billboard advertising Magnum & Happy Garden, form those not familiar these are FKK clubs in Germany, but this was that last thing I expected to see on walking street. [/QUOTE]Obviously the signage isn't working, for PHG anyways. LOL.

[U]Day 2[/U]

[B]Morning after action with Som[/B]

Having sent her friend back early we get on to what was a really great experience. Usually I don't do foreplay with working girls, but I really liked Som so I wanted to give her a good time as well. We fondle and kiss a bit and then I start to finger her. With two fingers finding her g-spot and thumb on clit she starts to shake and shiver, and soon her whole body convulses and she silently gasps. She then just lies there with a grin on her face. But I'm not done yet. I lick her clit while again going for the g-spot she shortly comes again, after which she starts laughing hysterically. Relaxing a bit more on the bed with some easy fondling I figured, I might make this a triple for her. I quickly make her come with just my fingers again. Afterwords she looks like she's going to faint and her entire body is shiny from sweat (she didn't smell from it so it was great). "I can take no more, now it's your turn".

Now it's pretty much standard action, except that Som seems to be really really into it. Starting with a very enthusiastic BBBJ, she soon gets on top. We go for some doggy action and I figured now was the time to try for some anal. I pick up the quality lube I brought from home and start lubing up her ass, worrying that she might call it off. But she only spreads wider and asks me to be careful. After a couple of minutes of lubing her up I put one finger inside. It feels like it's in a vice, damn she's got a tight ass! Second finger goes in and she whimpers, but doesn't really move away. Time to make a go for it then, but she clamps up and I can't get inside. More lube, more fingering and finally I managed to push inside the tightest place my cock's ever been in. I start out slowly and she's alright with that, but when I push harder she gasps and asks me to be careful. Since I like this girl I don't want to make her hurt too much and go back to the slow, half-in action. After a couple of minutes she wants to ride me again. I tell her that she needs a new condom before switching from ass to pussy, I guess even working girls don't know it all. I soon pull out and finish in her mouth.

She goes off to spit and rinse then hangs around a while before showering and getting ready to leave. She wanted a tip, but I figured 2500 for LT was already high and I did let her pick all the venues for our bar hopping the night before. If anything Dae should have gotten less then her 2500, leaving early and not really participating in anything and Som should have gotten a bigger bite of the 5000 total.

If I decide to bring two girls another time I will:

A) Negotiate better.

B) Make sure that the girls are OK with proper girl on girl action.

C) If, after the initial 3 way it turns out that the girls won't do each other properly I will set it up for two separate one-on-one sessions. One girl before bedtime and one in the morning. I'm pretty sure I could have made that happen if handled correctly.

[B]Shopping and lunch at Big C mall[/B]

Going over budget a lot on day one I decided to take it easy on shopping heading straight for the discount area, picking up three T-shirt, one pair of short and a pair of swimming shorts for just under 1000. A nice lunch at one of the Thai style places inside the mall for only 110, a bargain. Not sure if you can find better if you want to eat inside in an AC area.

Back to hotel, just chilling for a few hours before heading out at 7-8 pm.

[B]Beer bar next to 2nd street[/B]

Trying to find my way on foot to LK metro and check out the opening of a new coyote bar Climax, I stop by a beer bar. One of the girls immediately starts chatting with me and wants to play 4-in-a-row. I agree and order a beer for myself. Mama-san and another girl is also with me and I have some fun making them guess where I'm from. Being a Wasian guy they never believe me when I tell them I'm Swedish, until I show a copy of my passport.

I get a drink for Fon, which is the friendliest girl there. After about 10 games the honors are even and she seems to really enjoy herself. She tells me she usually beats everyone easily and points to a few farangs in the bar and say "they never win". Not having played this game in over 20 years I'm now getting into it and I win 7 straight games, she starts to sulk a bit so I tell her that if she wins any of the next three games I'll buy her a drink. This doesn't happen, but I buy her another drink anyway. One more game which I let her win, didn't want to make her feel too bad.

Fon seems really into me, she touches my face a lot and constantly wants me to kiss her, and whenever another girl comes close she glares and sends them off with a smattering of Thai. She asks me to take her out, but unfortunately she's really chubby bordering on fat and I don't pay for fat chicks. Eventually she even offers to go with me for no payment, except the 300 BF. Being slightly tempted I decide to decline. She didn't turn me on and it wouldn't feel fair not to pay her, she's got to make a living after all.

[B]Climax Coyote bar on LK Metro[/B]

Having seen online that this joint would open it's doors today, I figured it would be worth checking out. The place is packed and the only seat available is a stool next to the stage, poor me! Quality of girls is very mixed, a couple of the dancers where really chubby with bad stretch marks. Only two or three stunner, which where taken of course. A good number of average looking chicks though.

After a while some girls ask me over to a table closer to the corner, where they sit around between their time on stage. Suddenly I have the hands of 3-4 girls all over me while another two grinding themselves against me. A really nice experience! None of the girls really does it for me and being a coyote bar it's no way to tell if a girl is available for BF or not, so I decide to move on. As I'm about to leave I spot a guy hiding shyly in a corner, I point this out to the girls and he reluctantly decides to take my vacant seat. Looking back as I leave the club he's all smiles from getting the same treatment as I did. Felt good to help out a fellow punter.

Just over 100 for a beer, money well spent. Not getting pestered for LDs or BF made it even better. Maybe that was only because it was opening night and things will change, if it stays like this is a nice place to visit for some laid back fun.

[B]Ladyboy scare on Soi6[/B]

Entering Soi6 from second street (the end where most BJ bars are located) I look around for talent. Nothing special at the BJ places so I keep walking. A stunner comes up and I decide to go with her to the inside area of the bar. Looking a bit closer I think I spot an adams apple, alert! I ask if she's a ladyboy, she says no. Still not conviced I order a beer and a drink for her. She asks if I want BJ and I tell her that I want to see her pussy first to be sure she's not a ladyboy. She pulls down her underwear about one inch to show some hair, but I can't see if there's a pussy and she refuses to uncross her legs. I'm now convinced that I'm dealing with a ladyboy. I make my final play and say "show pussy-BJ-pay". She counters with "pay-BJ-show pussy". I make a polite exit.

[B]ST Soi6: 1400[/B]

Walking to towards beach road looking around, I can't really see any talent. Then I reach Smokes & Kisses bar and OMG! There are around 10 girls standing around 5 of them easily hotter then 95% of the girls at the newly Climax coyote club I visited earlier. This bar was not on my list, since I read somewhere online it was turning into a ladyboy place. The "mama-san" is indeed a LD or rather a caricature of an over the hill cross dresser, no risk making a mistake there and there was one more really old LB sitting next to her but I'm pretty sure they where just friends. The girls all wear plaid miniskirts and bikini tops, so you get to see their bellies and as far as I could tell there wasn't a stretchmarks in sight. I quickly settle down with a stunner, who's called Rabbit. Rabbit is a really short girl, with a pretty face framed by bangs. She's got a great body.

We go for short time and after some decent BBBJ action she gets on top. Insane, she rides me like a maniac for 10-15 minutes. I even thought my pelvis would crack a couple of times. We do some missionary, before she tries to finish me off with her mouth. This doesn't work so we end with me sitting on top of her jerking off in her mouth. A really nice session.

I went back to this place on day 3 and will give you a detailed report on that visit later. The girls are really hot, but they all seem to turn dow: Anal, CIM, COF and rimming. If you can do without those things it is a great place.

[B]Windmill agogo on Soi Diamond: 900[/B]

Having read online that this place would have fully nude girls I decided to have a look. I was not disappointed. They had two places with nude girls performing with each other, one on the side of the main stage and one next to one of the bars. All seats around those places where taken so I decided to by the tub instead, a great choice.

One of the girls in the tub immediately asks me to help her wash. I get into it and after a couple of minutes feeling her up all over with my soapy hands I agree to get her a LD. Then a real stunner comes and plants herself on my lap, don't remember her name but she was 20 yo with a super nice body with firm B-cups (a solid 9, unless you require big'uns), face 7-8. LD for her, girl in tub glares a bit at us but I don't care. She's all over me and even lets me slide a finger inside her pussy right there in the bar.

And now things get real interesting! Two couples arrive and sit opposite me, also next to the tub. One couple looks European with a blond girl around 30. The other couple looks ME or NAfrican and look to be in their mid twenties. At the start they are all smiles but after a while I notice that the ME girl starts to look annoyed with her BF, who's head is spinning looking at all the nude action. She looks more and more pissed and I decide to wind her up a bit extra. I make my girl sit on me lap with her legs spread, which makes her pussy point straight at the angry GF on the other side. Each time she looks our way I spread my girls pussy, or slide a finger inside. Sure enough our "audience" looks more and more angry and disgusted. She soon starts pestering her BF about leaving and they take off with her shooting daggers with her eyes at me. LOL.

I keep ordering beers for myself and LDs for my girl and her pestering for ST action gets worse and worse, but I'm not willing pay 2000 plus 1000 BF for short time (only the really really hot feature dancing girl at Insomnia night club would be worth that much). She goes off to toilet and says she'll be back in couple of minutes, when she hasn't returned almost 15 minutes later I get the message and decide to settle my 900 bill.

[B]Beach Road Freelancer: 800[/B]

Having a hard time to decide whether to go for a cheap BJ on Soi 6 or get a girl from beach road I start walking north along beach road to see if I find something good. Picking up a slim girl, settling on 800 we grab an MC taxi back to my hotel. It turned out that she was older then she looked in the dim lights at the beach, probably in mid-late 40's. She still had a nice body though with only a few stretch marks. We quickly get down to action. Sadly her pussy was very stretched. She refused to rim me and also declined CIM or COF. I didn't finish and sent her off after only a short while.

At least now I know that services should be part of the negotiation and that I need to take a closer look when going to the dimly lit beach road for a girl.

[B]Day 2/10 summary[/B]

1 x ST: 1400

1 x FL: 800

Windmill gogo: 900

Other: 500.

Total: 3600 (+1000 shopping).

All in all a good a day. Including the morning fun with Som I had three sessions and popped twice.

StarGazer101,

As others have mentioned, really good report and I personally think the amount of detail is perfect. I actually skipped past the first section and didn't for a second think English wasn't your first language, hah. Anyway, reports like these make me really excited about visiting Pattaya for the first time the next time I get a chance to travel to Thailand (hopefully next year).

[QUOTE=IllusionHeart;1744974]Nice FR stargazer, keep them coming. Sure will be interesting to read upon your experience in PYX.

By the above mentioned description any chance that you are staying at Sunshine hotel. I have had to adopt the same MO of drinking in the balcony till the room chills when I stay there.

Brought back memories from my April visit.[/QUOTE]I do indeed stay at Sunshine Hotels & Resorts. 11th floor with a stunning view of Pattaya bay. I don't mind the individual AC that turns off when I leave the room, except that it's easy to set temperature too low and ending up with an ice box for a room.

Sitting around and relaxing before doing the deed is actually very nice. It might be a worse choice during high season, because I guess the girls are in more of a hurry to get back if you bring them for ST.

SG, thanks for another great report and letting us know how Climax is.