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[QUOTE=X Man]Interesting. What was left unsaid, is that you have to be careful who you make eye contact with. When you walk in the door it seem like holes are drilling thru you. It's kind of delicate trying to find company for the night without attracting unwanted attention from ..., scavengers. Not sure what else to call them. Sorry for being politically incorrect.

My advice is head for an empty table near the ladies room. It's a good place to get started. Or later in the evening, go upstairs.

The funny thing about LA is that I've found some gems in the afternoon. Be careful though, some can't stay the night -- they live (or claim to live) with their parents.

X[/QUOTE]

Ho X, Yeah you get the sad wrecks in there who look at you with almost desperate pleading in their rheumy old eyes but in these cases you have to be hard and shake your head and look away or gently tell them you are not interested if they are pestering. Give them the slightest hope and they will attach themselves to you like a fuckin' barnacle and are impossible to get rid of. Sometimes though they have their uses if you are feeling lazy. For a couple of hundred pesos, tell them what you are after, and they will shoot off and find her for you.

Funny how we have our favourite spots, mine is near the door so I can case the new arrivals and get some much needed relatively smoke free air.

Agree with you about the merits of afternoon hunting - it can sometimes be a wasteland but other times it is happy hunting time with a choice of nubile young part-timers who tend to visit afternoons until 8 or so and then, if they don't find a guy, go home. In addition the place is less crowded and you get happy hour prices. All in all a good time to visit. GH

[QUOTE=IgoforAsian]Excellent report Devils 1. My more limited experience confirms exactly what you say.

The only problem with the awesome GFE that these cute Filipinas provide is... what if you fall in love?

Like you say, it is so easy to find a girl who is so much more beautiful, young, and affectionate than what you can find at home, it is perhaps only natural that you might fall in love and want to take her home with you!!![/QUOTE]It is hilarious that you say that because I have fallen in love over there about a thousand times!

If you new how many miles I have paced back and forth in my house trying to find a way to smuggle one of those little brown sex machines in to the U.S.

I swear I would pay a sum equal to her body weight in gold just to get one of them here to use as my personal sex slave. I have visions of 3-4 of them lounging around my house waiting for me to come home and screw their brains out like some kind of a minature Playboy mansion!

I am sure every guy on this forum has done some basic research and probably gotten the same answer that I have gotten from the U.S. Embassy...."dont even think about it!!!"

[QUOTE=Devils 1]If you new how many miles I have paced back and forth in my house trying to find a way to smuggle one of those little brown sex machines in to the U.S.[/QUOTE]

Why bother trying to smuggle em in, find a Pilipina who is already in the US and get her to invite her younger sisters or nieces over for a holiday. Offer to assist with funds in return for services rendered. They all know the score.

[QUOTE=Devils 1]I swear I would pay a sum equal to her body weight in gold just to get one of them here to use as my personal sex slave. I have visions of 3-4 of them lounging around my house waiting for me to come home and screw their brains out like some kind of a minature Playboy mansion [/QUOTE]

Much cheaper option, go to Phils, buy a Condo and fill it up with a few slaves of your personal choice. Let them live and do, rent free, so long as you can visit and pretend to be Hugh Hefner from time to time. Make sure you get one with a good Pool for proper Playboy Parties ;)

[QUOTE=Devils 1]I am sure every guy on this forum has done some basic research and probably gotten the same answer that I have gotten from the U.S. Embassy...."dont even think about it!!!"[/QUOTE]

No, I wouldnt bother. Im British anyway.

Cheers, F/Fifty

[QUOTE=Devils 1]
If you new how many miles I have paced back and forth in my house trying to find a way to smuggle one of those little brown sex machines in to the U.S.
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Do they do reverse direction balibayan boxes? Tuck one in a supersize with some water and a few Jolibee burgers - she'd be as happy as Larry. Its only a 6-8 week trip;)

[QUOTE=Fifty Fifty]
Much cheaper option, go to Phils, buy a Condo and fill it up with a few slaves of your personal choice. Let them live and do, rent free, so long as you can visit and pretend to be Hugh Hefner from time to time. Make sure you get one with a good Pool for proper Playboy Parties ;)
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Wow that sounds good - a wet dream to end all wet dreams :D

[QUOTE=Gamahucher]Regarding LA Cafe, it is so easy, even for reticent types. See something you fancy, catch their eye and smile at them. If they are up for it they will smile back (and sometimes come right on over). If they are not they will look away so you look elsewhere. Works for me every time. Unless you look a real slob (flip-flops, union jack shorts and vest barely covering beer gut - shit thats describes me:o), I don't think it matters how you dress as you don't get too many high achievers in the old LA (among the girls that is). GH[/QUOTE]I would have to agree that a smile works wonders because it shows the true you and the right smile can just melt a wo-man.

The better you dress the better it will be now you do not have to show up in your sunday best but you should look causally sharp.

Also guys make it easy for her to say yes by:
Brushing your teeth or least get rid of the breath that will set a person eyebrows on fire.

Bath- enough said.

Put on a little bit of smell good aka cologne. When you do put it on always think less is more meaing that i should not be able to smell you from fifty feet away.

Igoforasian,

Don't fall in love!

It sticks to your face.

[QUOTE=Fifty Fifty]Why bother trying to smuggle em in, find a Pilipina who is already in the US and get her to invite her younger sisters or nieces over for a holiday. Offer to assist with funds in return for services rendered. They all know the score.



Much cheaper option, go to Phils, buy a Condo and fill it up with a few slaves of your personal choice. Let them live and do, rent free, so long as you can visit and pretend to be Hugh Hefner from time to time. Make sure you get one with a good Pool for proper Playboy Parties ;)



No, I wouldnt bother. Im British anyway.

Cheers, F/Fifty[/QUOTE]

1st comment: this needs a caveat. Tourist visas are VERY rare. Very. You cant just grab a passport and fly over. Need a visa, and to get a tourist visa one would need substantioal assets in the PI. This disqualifies 95% of the population.

Second, I know Im not a mod, I know Im just another fuck behind a keyboard like the rest of us. But the borderline human trafficing comments are not appropriate IMHO. I know the spirit in which theyre intended, but Christ.

/rant off

[QUOTE=Blackangst]1st comment: this needs a caveat. Tourist visas are VERY rare. Very. You cant just grab a passport and fly over. Need a visa, and to get a tourist visa one would need substantioal assets in the PI. This disqualifies 95% of the population.[/QUOTE]

Sorry mate but that is not always the case. A PI Girl I know married to an American living in LA regularly has members of her family from Cebu over for a visit. Passport and Tourist Visa are routine formalities and so long as there is an invitation, medical cover etc etc it can be done.

[QUOTE=Blackangst]Second, I know Im not a mod, I know Im just another fuck behind a keyboard like the rest of us. But the borderline human trafficing comments are not appropriate IMHO. I know the spirit in which theyre intended, but Christ.
/rant off[/QUOTE]

Yes Rant off is correct -

Firstly - The quote it came from :

[QUOTE=Devils 1]
I swear I would pay a sum equal to her body weight in gold just to get one of them here to use as my personal sex slave. I have visions of 3-4 of them lounging around my house waiting for me to come home and screw their brains out like some kind of a minature Playboy mansion![/QUOTE]

Secondly -

[QUOTE=Fifty Fifty]Much cheaper option, go to Phils, buy a Condo and fill it up with a few slaves of your personal choice. Let them live and do, rent free, so long as you can visit and pretend to be Hugh Hefner from time to time. Make sure you get one with a good Pool for proper Playboy Parties ;)[/QUOTE]

Since when has a tongue-in cheek comment about having two or three girls living in a decent Condo rent free etc etc been on the same card as [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord908][CodeWord908][/url]???

As far as I am aware, please correct me if I am wrong, but [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord908][CodeWord908][/url] of Sex Slaves usually involves the movement of (mainly young) women from one country to another for use as Sex Objects or prostitutes for monetary gain. This is usually done either by deception or more commonly against their own will. It often involves them being subjected to poor conditions and being treated badly.

The Condo Comment has no relation to this whatsoever, moreover I know plenty of girls who would jump at the chance to live in a decent place, rent free and do someting they love to do, after all they are LBFM's ;)

So Rant Off.

Cheers, F/Fifty

[QUOTE=Devils 1]It is hilarious that you say that because I have fallen in love over there about a thousand times!

If you new how many miles I have paced back and forth in my house trying to find a way to smuggle one of those little brown sex machines in to the U.S.[/QUOTE]

I was so smitten one time, I thought about adoption. Even though she was 18+, she looked 15. I posted a FR about her in the AC forum.

Slim

Ha, ha, this thread reminds me of something that happened when I was a part of the US Navy 7th fleet.

Prior to the trip from Subic back to San Diego, some guys on the aircraft carrier we were with smuggled a girl on board and hid her in one of the more remote storerooms (possibly a fan room?). I guess they kept it a secret for a few days. The rumor was that she was pimped out, but that was probably just speclation.

X


[QUOTE=Nvslim]I was so smitten one time, I thought about adoption. Even though she was 18+, she looked 15. I posted a FR about her in the AC forum.

Slim[/QUOTE]

Guys out there you don't know how lucky you are. I'm in the UK at the moment on a biennial extended visit and am already in severe LBFM withdrawal mode. Here most of the women have asses like the backs of busses and those who don't are either foul mothed lager loutesses or look through you like you were not there. Mind you the weathers nice which is a suprise and the beer has improved.

However looking forward to next month when I'll be back in Pinay heaven and can stroll through a mall, catch the eye of a pretty young thing, smile, and be reasonably sure that she will not only smile back, but sometimes even come over and chat and then sometimes even let me take her to a hotel and ... you get the picture :)

We really don't know we are born - us lucky bastards!!

What makes you think we don't know how lucky we are NOT to be in UK? I thought it was common knowledge.

X

[QUOTE=Gamahucher]Guys out there you don't know how lucky you are. I'm in the UK at the moment QUOTE]

F/F:

mmkay I apologoze for not taking your comments as tongue in cheek as you intended. My apologies =)

Sure theres an exception to every rule. But the fact is tourist visas out of the phils are rare. I cant comment on your friend's situation, but do some reading up - they ARE rare.

[QUOTE=Blackangst]F/F:

mmkay I apologoze for not taking your comments as tongue in cheek as you intended. My apologies =)

Sure theres an exception to every rule. But the fact is tourist visas out of the phils are rare. I cant comment on your friend's situation, but do some reading up - they ARE rare.[/QUOTE]Australian government does not issue tourist visa's to filippina's without proof of substantial financial assets. Just thought I'd throw that in there in case anyone wanted to know.
AV

[QUOTE=Gamahucher]Here most of the women have asses like the backs of busses [/QUOTE]
I guess thats why I've been back to Europe for 5 days only in the past 8 years.
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