Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=EdSetra;2304634]Payment was required up front, which I usually don't have a problem with in SW or Tulip as my experience has never been less than expected in those places. Mistake 2.[/QUOTE]Nowadays payment is exclusively upfront in the oilies in Bangkok unless you are a well known customer and that you were already customer from the days they didn't ask payment upfront yet.

Almost all the oilies that I've visited since 2015 (except Mango, but I've been there only once as I didn't leaved the shop as a happy customer) asked me to pay before going upstairs, even the ones that I was frequenting regularly.

[QUOTE=Titleist19;2304358]Candy: good looking, very slim, maybe mid 20's, baby damage, small boobs, no gag reflex at all, English not good. Takes a pounding in the A. Even though no gag reflex I preferred Emmy's style, by no means a bad BBBJ. Attitude a bit off, seems to just go through the motions.[/QUOTE]I agree with your assessment about Candy. When I visited her she kept repeating that she just wants to make me happy, but her tone was so monotonous that it really felt like she was just going through the motions. However I have to say this about her though, she is a trooper. I mentioned to her that I would like to get a BJ from start to completion, and I usually take a while, but at no point did she stop to take a break.

Sometimes when you get girls from Gogos it can be such a boner killer when they sigh because you take too long or they complain that they're tired, but zero attitude from Candy. Would definitely visit again.

[QUOTE=EdSetra;2304803]WTF, it was Pang. You will know the derivation or correct spelling.

Agreed, probably a recent recruit and semi-skilled but enthusiastic enough. She was just not rocking my boat that day.[/QUOTE]Okay This name is amusing as well if pronounced wrong by Farang. Phaeng (or Pang) with an aspirated "P" means expensive.

So that is very unlikely to be the correct pronunciation.

Bpaeng (sounds close to Bang! With falling tone or emphasis) is likely the name. Has an unaspirated "P" (not actually a "B" but close to it) which exists in Spanish but not in English unless at the end of a word. Sounds like the P in "Stop". This name is quite common and means something like "Talcum Powder".

My ex favourite girl at Crazy House (prettiest ever there for me - slim athletic) was called Bpaeng (Pang/Bang) but used working name "Donut". One mamasan was called Bpaeng also.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2305141]Okay This name is amusing as well if pronounced wrong by Farang. Phaeng (or Pang) with an aspirated "P" means expensive.

So that is very unlikely to be the correct pronunciation.

Bpaeng (sounds close to Bang! With falling tone or emphasis) is likely the name. Has an unaspirated "P" (not actually a "B" but close to it) which exists in Spanish but not in English unless at the end of a word. Sounds like the P in "Stop". This name is quite common and means something like "Talcum Powder".

My ex favourite girl at Crazy House (prettiest ever there for me - slim athletic) was called Bpaeng (Pang/Bang) but used working name "Donut". One mamasan was called Bpaeng also.[/QUOTE]I don't know about the girl mentioned but แพง "Pang" is a name too. I've met more than a few with that name, confirmed by the Thai spelling. Pang is also in a few place names around Thailand.

[QUOTE=EdSetra;2304634]

In fact as I made my way to the BTS about 6 PM I popped my head around the door of Tulip and saw that Ying, Ferry, Gop, June, Ninja and several others were all available.

As an Aussie pal once said to me ' You make some mistakes'.[/QUOTE]BTW, is the Ninja you mention currently working at Tulip the same Ninja that used to work at Snow White a couple years ago?

[QUOTE=Reaper78;2305856]BTW, is the Ninja you mention currently working at Tulip the same Ninja that used to work at Snow White a couple years ago?[/QUOTE]No idea about that. The Ninja at Tulip is in her 40's if that's any help.

Went out on the PSE shop run the other day. Tulip was bleak with the usual collection of grandmas. Dao was not available, so I took a pass. Upon entering SW there were three Asian punters inside who were poorly dressed, not well groomed, smelled, and were trying to bargain down the prices. The gals looked very annoyed. I'm sure they get this kind of crap all the time. No wonder they can't get better looking gals to work there. Lookers won't put up with this kind of customer. Decided this was not a club I wanted to be member of and not much on offer anyway as it appears April is not working again, and nothing much in the lineup appealed. Ventured into Cherry. Oh my, the gals in there are big, I mean really big. One on the website is listed as 75 kg! And folks, she is every bit of that and more. BB was the only appealing gal in the lineup but I was just not in the mood for that dance. So, money stayed in the pocket and it was off for a nice meal. The shops are really bleak at the moment. Even the Japanese oriented ones on 24/1 are stocked with overweight gals. Boss has some talent, but performance there can be iffy.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2305891]Went out on the PSE shop run the other day. Tulip was bleak with the usual collection of grandmas. Dao was not available, so I took a pass. Upon entering SW there were three Asian punters inside who were poorly dressed, not well groomed, smelled, and were trying to bargain down the prices. The gals looked very annoyed. I'm sure they get this kind of crap all the time. No wonder they can't get better looking gals to work there. Lookers won't put up with this kind of customer. Decided this was not a club I wanted to be member of and not much on offer anyway as it appears April is not working again, and nothing much in the lineup appealed. Ventured into Cherry. Oh my, the gals in there are big, I mean really big. One on the website is listed as 75 kg! And folks, she is every bit of that and more. BB was the only appealing gal in the lineup but I was just not in the mood for that dance. So, money stayed in the pocket and it was off for a nice meal. The shops are really bleak at the moment. Even the Japanese oriented ones on 24/1 are stocked with overweight gals. Boss has some talent, but performance there can be iffy.[/QUOTE]I'm planning on checking out Cherry on my next trip and BB is definitely on my list. How close to the photos does she look?

[QUOTE=BlueKangaroo;2305939]I'm planning on checking out Cherry on my next trip and BB is definitely on my list. How close to the photos does she look?[/QUOTE]You can definitely recognize her. But she looks older and bigger in person.

[QUOTE=Reaper78;2305856]BTW, is the Ninja you mention currently working at Tulip the same Ninja that used to work at Snow White a couple years ago?[/QUOTE]No. Different Ninja.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2305891]Went out on the PSE shop run the other day. Tulip was bleak with the usual collection of grandmas. Dao was not available, so I took a pass. Upon entering SW there were three Asian punters inside who were poorly dressed, not well groomed, smelled, and were trying to bargain down the prices. The gals looked very annoyed. I'm sure they get this kind of crap all the time. No wonder they can't get better looking gals to work there. Lookers won't put up with this kind of customer. Decided this was not a club I wanted to be member of and not much on offer anyway as it appears April is not working again, and nothing much in the lineup appealed. Ventured into Cherry. Oh my, the gals in there are big, I mean really big. One on the website is listed as 75 kg! And folks, she is every bit of that and more. BB was the only appealing gal in the lineup but I was just not in the mood for that dance. So, money stayed in the pocket and it was off for a nice meal. The shops are really bleak at the moment. Even the Japanese oriented ones on 24/1 are stocked with overweight gals. Boss has some talent, but performance there can be iffy.[/QUOTE]In 30-60 seconds that you were there inside SW, you went so close to them that you could smell and make a judgement that they were haggling prices down!.

WOW. That is some mean and biased judgement. Please don't be a snowflake and judge people by their skin color. Some people take their sweet time to select a girl. It is a pleasureable activity.

I for instance even make a girl turn around to see her butt. They maybe just taking their time to select the ladies NO? It is a fun thing to do and going out with friends to a well known place does not mean that they are haggling for prices. Asians, Thais, Japanese, Koreans, Indians, Malays can be way richer than you dude. Stop being judgmental.

[QUOTE=AssLover945;2306179]In 30-60 seconds that you were there inside SW, you went so close to them that you could smell and make a judgement that they were haggling prices down!.

WOW. That is some mean and biased judgement. Please don't be a snowflake and judge people by their skin color. Some people take their sweet time to select a girl. It is a pleasureable activity.

I for instance even make a girl turn around to see her butt. They maybe just taking their time to select the ladies NO? It is a fun thing to do and going out with friends to a well known place does not mean that they are haggling for prices. Asians, Thais, Japanese, Koreans, Indians, Malays can be way richer than you dude. Stop being judgmental.[/QUOTE]Dude, I take ages to select a gal. I like to hang in the lobby and talk and joke with the gals and mama for quite a while before I select.

Now whose making judgments?

I actually heard the conversation and the mamasan, who I've known for years looked at me and rolled her eyes. And yes, you could smell them when you walked in the place. I don't think I mentioned money at all? Has nothing to do with how much money you have. It has to do with grooming and showing respect for pricing structure.

And sorry, when dudes go in and try to get a volume discount it effects the gals attitudes.

Mean? If reporting what I see is mean, then I don't know what to tell you.

You mentioned Apple in another thread. How many new Apples and Cherries have we seen start work at the PSE shops in the last 5 years? I'd contend that dealing with more clientele who haggle is one of the many reasons.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2306190]Dude, I take ages to select a gal. I like to hang in the lobby and talk and joke with the gals and mama for quite a while before I select.

Now whose making judgments?

I actually heard the conversation and the mamasan, who I've known for years looked at me and rolled her eyes. And yes, you could smell them when you walked in the place. I don't think I mentioned money at all? Has nothing to do with how much money you have. It has to do with grooming and showing respect for pricing structure.

And sorry, when dudes go in and try to get a volume discount it effects the gals attitudes.

Mean? If reporting what I see is mean, then I don't know what to tell you.

You mentioned Apple in another thread. How many new Apples and Cherries have we seen start work at the PSE shops in the last 5 years? I'd contend that dealing with more clientele who haggle is one of the many reasons.[/QUOTE]Don't make up things. People can see through your racist attempt to brand someone other than your own type as being unattractive and haggling for saving 100 bahts. LOL.

[QUOTE=AssLover945;2306206]Don't make up things. People can see through your racist attempt to brand someone other than your own type as being unattractive and haggling for saving 100 bahts. LOL.[/QUOTE]Wow! That's one of the most off the wall posts I've ever read.

After the much hype visited this place today, reached around at 5, since I did not book in advance only 2 girls were available, picked olive as I like slim girls other girl was more plump, This was my first time trying nuru though earlier visited mitu so I knew these Japanese places don't dissapoint, It worked out as planned and nuru massage in good. Olive is short and petite looks, service was good BBBJ, CIM, DATY all was done though place is pricey like 3500 tbh for 90 minutes it is worth a visit.

Can someone suggest me places like this where you can get more of a GFE than just mechanical pleasure.