Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

Booked Moya after reading the reports here, big mistake as she looked nothing like her website images, she is in her mid 30's and her body and face looked old, has some baby damage on her stomach and an average body. Still took her and in the room she says she will kiss only little bit. I ask her to change lady. I go down and the mamasan calls the lineup of 4 big girls, I then asked for slim girls but she said other girls are not happy with you, you can choose between these 4 happy ladies. I said want to leave and she angrily gave 2000 baht out of 2100 back and I left.

Went to snow white recently and was greeted by a dude sitting on the desk, kinda annoying as he started by asking me what massage I want and for how long. I ignored him and looked at the sitting area packed with girls, few looked good. Saw Sa-pie and choose her for 2 hours as was not in the mood to try a new girl. She escorts me to the room, and brings her kit along with a beer for herself. She says it's her 4th beer and she's already drunk. Also she lost a few kilos.

First round was missionary and lasted around 20 minutes.

Rested for some time during which Sapie kept chatting with her friends, kinda annoying.

Second round took a lot of time. Started in cowgirl and she kept going for long time till she came, she rested on my chest for a while. Few more switches and COB finish. We both were exhausted by the end. Tipped her and left.

WIR: Yes, but after some time.

I'm trying to find more regulars.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2306210]Wow! That's one of the most off the wall posts I've ever read.[/QUOTE]Some people are very easily triggered, especially white knight types. There's no point trying to engage in rational discussion with someone who reacts so hysterically to a simple observation.

I'm trying to post these reports in the appropriate threads. See the main Bangkok thread for the previous report.

After about 5 or six hours of sleep I decided to check out the neighborhood. Left my hotel on Soi 4 and started walking towards the main road. The massage places were just opening up for the day. The ladies are pretty aggressive at a place near my hotel. I think the sign outside says OK. The. Massage. I can't find it on google maps. Mostly late 30's early 40's women wearing wrap around dresses. You will see 6-8 of them outside most of the time. It's hard to miss because they would try to pull me in every time I walked past. I was grabbed by a cute early 40's woman named Nan (I think) that was very persistent. 400 for an hour oil massage plus 1,000 for 'extra' (no boom boom). I got her to agree to 1,300 total and made sure she would get fully nude. I was fine with a HJ for my first pop of the day.

Upstairs to the room, shower, and she gave me a pretty decent oil massage. She got on the table, hiked up her skirt, and straddled my back. I could feel her panties on my back. On the flip she got fully nude. Her body was about what I expected. Pretty chubby with some rolls around the middle. She got on the table and started grinding on me bareback. I did not expect this, because she told me no sex. Heavy breathing and kissing my ear. We were as close to doing it as you get without actually fucking. We switched to 69 while she jerked me off. I don't remembered if she blew me or not. Again, I'm just not that into blow jobs. Most of the time I just like them to get me extra hard before the main event. At one point she slipped a finger in my ass, so I put a finger in hers too. She didn't mind at all. I ended up finishing on her tits while she squatted on the table allowing me full access to her pussy and ass. WIR? Yes. Her attitude was great. I gave her an extra 100 so 1,400 total.

Next report to follow will be in the main Bangkok thread.

Tomorrow I have couple of hours in the afternoon before the flight. Which place should I go? 101 premier or snow white?

[QUOTE=PiedIPie;2306350]Booked Moya after reading the reports here, big mistake as she looked nothing like her website images, she is in her mid 30's and her body and face looked old, has some baby damage on her stomach and an average body. Still took her and in the room she says she will kiss only little bit. I ask her to change lady. I go down and the mamasan calls the lineup of 4 big girls, I then asked for slim girls but she said other girls are not happy with you, you can choose between these 4 happy ladies. I said want to leave and she angrily gave 2000 baht out of 2100 back and I left.[/QUOTE]It is interesting how different an experience can be with the same girl.

I met Moya 2 times (incall and outcall) about 2 month ago. My experience was excellent and I was really happy with her. Ok, the pictures on the website are a bit older and photoshoped. But she does not have an old face or body. According to my personal taste she has a nice face and body and I couldn't see any baby damage.

Also we kissed a lot with many long DFKs. I don't know why she was a bit reluctant kissing you. Maybe she was sick or you were sick or she didn't like your attitude.

My experience is, if you treat these girls with respect and decency and not like a slave or piece of meat, they will honor this.

[QUOTE=MyMeier;2306735]Ok, the pictures on the website are a bit older and photoshoped. But she does not have an old face or body. According to my personal taste she has a nice face and body and I couldn't see any baby damage.[/QUOTE]It just means we have different personal taste and I didn't like her looks. As I mentioned in my report she looks in her mid 30's which is old to me.

[QUOTE=MyMeier;2306735]Also we kissed a lot with many long DFKs. I don't know why she was a bit reluctant kissing you. Maybe she was sick or you were sick or she didn't like your attitude.

My experience is, if you treat these girls with respect and decency and not like a slave or piece of meat, they will honor this.[/QUOTE]I treat them with respect and not like "like a slave or piece of meat". I asked her politely "are you okay with kissing" when we just removed our shorts. She replied I can do little bit and started getting annoyed saying "I can do other things or do you just do kissing". I took this as an indication of a bad session and asked her to change lady.

Hey,

Does anyone know a good place in Bangkok that offers a legit Karsai massage.

Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Entrop;2307533]Hey,

Does anyone know a good place in Bangkok that offers a legit Karsai massage.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]I googled it and it appears you have to go to Chain Mai. But I think I remember a place on Soi 22 that advertised this service.

RL.

An independent hookup near Asok fell through so I strolled to Soi 6 for the Analisa treatment. Mind you, I was a regular four years ago or so when they were just getting the rigid digit business model started over on Soi 22 (was that it? And curiousity whether the quality had gone up or down. I was not disappointed.

Rolled up late afternoon, perhaps 4 pm, and the lady at the desk was plump and not appealing but smiling and there to show me the menu only. I waved off the offer of fisting (and strapon, opting only for naked B2 B, prostate and BJ. Asked for a lineup and was very impressed when not one, not three but probably six or eight girls assembled in the lobby. My eyes were immediately drawn to Minnie. Slim, looks got skinned, very very cute. When I selected her I made the "mistake" of saying "she's the most beautiful" and all the other girls squealed and giggled and seemed happy for her if not a little bit jealous. I laughed and said "you are all suay, but today she's most suay!" and they laughed.

Again, she didn't disappoint. Slim body, perfect ass and pert natural bee cups, with big brown button nipples. She gave a really passable massage while also doing only just the right amount of digit insertion. Spending more time on external prostate massage that got me hard, kept me hard.

They have a hole in the table for that milking table experience, and she got me to shoot half a load that way high her hand before exclaiming "oh no you Songkran already no wait for me! Sure enough, on the flip her expert attention to the perineum got me rock hard a second time, she popped a coat on junior with her mouth and gave me an amazing CBJ that felt like I came for five minutes.

It's pricey to be sure: 2500 for 90 minutes and "only" a CBJ but for me a great sensual experience. I gave her a significant tip so she could enjoy Songkran, with the promise that I'the return for FS next week. Which is also on the menu.

WIR? Absolutely.

[QUOTE=PiedIPie;2306350]Booked Moya after reading the reports here, big mistake as she looked nothing like her website images, she is in her mid 30's and her body and face looked old, has some baby damage on her stomach and an average body. Still took her and in the room she says she will kiss only little bit. I ask her to change lady. I go down and the mamasan calls the lineup of 4 big girls, I then asked for slim girls but she said other girls are not happy with you, you can choose between these 4 happy ladies. I said want to leave and she angrily gave 2000 baht out of 2100 back and I left.[/QUOTE]Had a rather poor experience with her last year, similar to yours.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2307840]Had a rather poor experience with her last year, similar to yours.[/QUOTE]Is there anyone girl in cherry worth the visit then?

I thought moya would be worth a spin as the only "slim" girl there.

I used to go cherry a bit for the amazing yok and I got on well with Cathy but she not there either.

Has anyone tried Game?

Although looks like she put on a bit of weight between photos:

[URL]https://cherrymassagebkk.com/massage-ladies/[/URL]

[QUOTE=PiedIPie;2306350]Booked Moya after reading the reports here, big mistake as she looked nothing like her website images, she is in her mid 30's and her body and face looked old, has some baby damage on her stomach and an average body. Still took her and in the room she says she will kiss only little bit. I ask her to change lady. I go down and the mamasan calls the lineup of 4 big girls, I then asked for slim girls but she said other girls are not happy with you, you can choose between these 4 happy ladies. I said want to leave and she angrily gave 2000 baht out of 2100 back and I left.[/QUOTE]Did you find any other ladies there attractive? Moya would not be even close to my choice based on the web site pics. To me she looks like the age you said in those pics, maybe late 30's, but age doesn't matter to me, looks do. Some girls there are listed as 60 Kg (or more). Ha ha. A bit much for me. I like 40-43 Kg for short girls and 45-47 Kg for taller generally. These shops have limited skinny athletic girls with good bodies. Only Cathy, Nancy and maybe Grace would be border line possibles for me I guess.

Web pics are notoriously misleading, and often don't really help a lot.

Never found the girls outside Cherry very impressive for looks in recent years passing by. So went inside very limited times. There was a stunner there once upon a time, for a quite short time.

My advise to you, is read reports and if a girl is popular, then she maybe fun, but you still have to make your own choice about which girls appeal to you. I never got any favourite girl based on reading an ISG recommendation, that comes to mind. Do others aquire many based on recommendations? Maybe one I can think of where it was suggested to me to try a particular Farang girl (and I liked her look already). I think ISG is useful to tell you which places to take a look, but I could still go into somewhere like Tulip or Snow White, be stunned by the lack of beauties, and leave.

I am difficult because I don't like to make snap decisions on a girl, unless really stunning, or just miles better than the competition at the time. One of my regulars at Crazy House, I had admired for maybe nearly a year before finally taking her. Turned out that allowed her to be not lower than the minimum age any more (by accident not design). Ha ha.

I once visited often a girl called Cat at Mango, simply because she was way prettier / cuter than the rest there. Did someone recommend her? Nah, I don't think so.

I think lurking around for a long time making a decision, which girl I like, can also count against me, with girls getting the wrong idea from it (especially in the Thermae).

Thank you for your advice Syzygies. Cathy looks completely different from the picture in terms of face and body, but she is still looks good, slim but few extra pounds. Game looked exactly like her photos, slim with big fake boobs, I would do her. And BB looked nice with bit of tummy.

2 others were old and average looking and rest were big.

The thing is that I go 2-3 times a month and if I have a bad session, I get stuck in a loop to get a better one, so I repeat a girl (which is not as exciting) and next time maybe try a new girl. And my requirements are just a slim girl who does DFK (difficult to find) and 2 long rounds of FS.

So I read the reports here hoping I'll get a similar experience.

But now I have started trying new girls and will try to do it for a while.

The good / best sessions I had till now are with Bo at mango, Pin (stopped working) soi 4, Meow (fat) at cherry and Sa-pie at SW. Rest were average or bad, out of many girls I have tried in Thailand.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2308152]Did you find any other ladies there attractive? Moya would not be even close to my choice based on the web site pics. To me she looks like the age you said in those pics, maybe late 30's, but age doesn't matter to me, looks do. Some girls there are listed as 60 Kg (or more). Ha ha. A bit much for me. I like 40-43 Kg for short girls and 45-47 Kg for taller generally. These shops have limited skinny athletic girls with good bodies. Only Cathy, Nancy and maybe Grace would be border line possibles for me I guess.
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Thankfully, Addict is open, because Club 102 is closed till Monday. It's a bit risky walking on Soi 24 during Songkran, but I was lucky to avoid the worst of the water-based mayhem.

I picked a girl named Nadia because she had a pretty smile. We had great rapport, and she brought me to a very satisfactory completion. Then afterwards, she offered to clip my toenails! This has never happened to me -ever. Even with regular girlfriends.

She said: "You no have lady who cuts your toenails?" and she was clearly sad for me that I didn't. She assumed it was the kind of thing a loving girl would do for her man as a matter of course.

Anyway, nothing much to read into it, just a cute little anecdote.