Saturday and Wednesday at Artemis
So I was asked by Angus on twitter to write a report and as a thanks for all of his help I have decided to do so. I figure if he can shoot those incredibly useful videos then writing the report he asked for is the least I can do.
These were my first two trips to Artemis but I have been to Samya in Koeln before. I think the club compares favorably, having a much larger non smoking area is a big benefit and I think the quality of girls is higher at Artemis. The price is a drawback though--for the same 200 eur in Samya you can have three sessions instead of two. (80+60+60 vs 50+50+50+50) I have not eaten the food at either place and can't comment on it.
Saturday Sept 25: two sessions, and I was there from around 1230-1700. I thought it was a little slow for a Saturday, especially for a club this big, although it did pick up as it got later.
First session was with an aggressive girl who, I being out of practice, does not have a name. Blonde hair, fake but still human sized breasts, probably 25-30. Not german by accent, but that's all I know. She pressured me towards CIM but wanted 50 eur extra which is too much. A standard session otherwise, would probably recommend if you wanted to pay the extra. Moderate english skill. Unfortunately without a name this isn't very helpful!
Second session was with very attractive and very much crazier Luana from Stuttgart. I'd assume she was around 22, blonde hair, she was talking to a friend from North Carolina who I would have liked to talk to afterward but she was gone and I was leaving. Fantastic session, the best I have had until a session on Wednesday beat it. Perfect blowjob, I didn't find out how much CIM was but I probably would have opted for it although the sex was also superb. She spoke some english but it was definitely endearing. I looked for her on Wednesday but I didn't see her. Would definitely return, and recommend her to anyone.
Wednesday Sept 29: Three sessions, was there from around 1300-2000. Seemed like there were way more guys than girls for the entire time I was there, although there were many more girls overall than on Saturday. There were, unfortunately, a huge group of Italians who were absolutely rude and lived up to every stereotype they could think of.
First was Nina from the Czech Republic. Long black hair, I don't want to guess on her age because of a previous report on her reading reports of her. I think this was a good session. It was my first of the day but it was a good beginning. I think I would recommend her well, you may click with her more than I did and have a fantastic session but she is a professional in the best sense of the word and I don't think you'll end up having a bad one. Moderate english skills, with which we had a small conversation about heartbeats during orgasm. Fascinating stuff.
Second was Pia from Germany. Probably from 22-25 as well. Blonde girl with the small breasts who is incredibly attractive but was a terrible session. I didn't ask her name until it was really already too late, and I didn't see the previous report on her but I'd definitely agree with it. Good english skills, but I'd avoid her. It's possible that she was just tired or we didn't click but it was absolutely my worst experience with a German girl (who I usually prefer as these things are unlikely to happen and you have girls like Julia from Liberty and Luana and Kathleen here) and maybe my worst ever. I respect that she intends to make her living from this, and she is certainly one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen, much less had sex with, but the session wasn't any good and I'd recommend along with the previous reports that you stay away from her. Good english skills though!
Third was Kathleen from Germany, Potsdam. There appear to be conflicting reports here, even a negative one from Angus--a man I imagined as a sort of Jose Mourinho of the German brothel world, capable of turning any team into a winner--but this was definitely the best sex I have ever had. I don't doubt that as a reaction to Pia beforehand that this was improved (although I did think about just leaving, glad I stayed, obviously) but I can't speak highly enough of it. The blowjob was maybe, maybe! only one very small notch below Luana's, but the sex was similarly fantastic. Maybe the biggest draw for me is that she looks virtually identical to Caroline Wozniacki. I don't know of many girls you'd do better with me by looking like. Maybe a younger Natalie Portman or Rachel Bilson, but as a blonde, Wozniacki is tops. I feel bad for those of you who have been with her and not gotten the best. She speaks excellent english and we probably spent ten or fifteen minutes after the session discussing my native California where she is going on vacation in November. I would definitely return to Artemis just to session with her three times in a day. In fact, given that option, I'd definitely chose it over risking other girls, as even if they were better--possibly, but certainly improbable--they would still not look like Caroline Wozniacki.
Hopefully these reports help Angus, or as I'm sure he intended, help other people who read the forums.
