Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]You are obviously right. Yes, choice of wording is very important however some of us are not native English speakers so it can prove difficult. English is my 3rd language.Having said that, I am not there to also turn a negative experience into an average session (on the forum), I believe that by posting a review you have a duty towards your fellow mongers to tell the truth: if the lady was bad, I think we have to say so, using good words, yes, but the readers have to feel the session went bad.I think that in my 4 years (and counting) of mongering across LOS I only encountered 2 providers that were very bad, I think it is a very positive ratio. Thai p4p ladies in general are good at what they do.[/QUOTE]I cancelled a Soapy session at least twice this year, not wanting to waste anymore valuable time with the girl, but rather to get another quickly to me in a good mood.I never blame the girl if she just doesn't excite me. I had plenty of oridinary sessions that were O.K. but I wouldn't bother to repeat.But there were quite a few girls where I have wanted to keep repeating that were in the excellent category.It gets confusing when list of favourites starts getting too long, and have to ponder which geirl today?I better start ringing them and tell them don't go away for New Year. I'm Cooooooming!

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]It gets confusing when list of favourites starts getting too long, and have to ponder which geirl today?[/QUOTE]Hahaha, that's a very good Problem to have! think about all the guys seating in the US or Europe... reading this wishing they could be in this situation

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]I was home yesterday, no girlfriend, no gik, my latest 53 years old lady was only available late...[/QUOTE]Hey Nic,I know you?ve told us before that you sometimes won?t identify a lady or tell us what kinky things she does to you, and I respect that completely as I feel very much the same about my favorite girls. I?m selfish too.Normally, I?m not interested in the specifics of a fellow monger?s encounters, but this time you really have me wondering about this 53 year old of yours and what she could possibly be doing to make you keep coming back. After all, she?s 23 years older than you, right? Wow!!! That?s a huge age difference. She must be dynamite!!! When I was about your age, I had a long term affair with a woman 8 years my senior. The sex was unbelievably intense and satisfying. We once went to a motel where she got me off 7 times in 24 hours ? a record for me unbroken to this day. At 62, I can still pop twice in an hour sometimes, but after that I?m exhausted and need at least a days rest. I was 28, she 36, and very beautiful in the prime of her sexuality then.I just can?t imagine romance with a lady 23 years older than me. Come on, Nic, won?t you spare us a few details? She must be far more for you than just a great cook. :D

[QUOTE=Daddy07]Hey Nic,I know you’ve told us before that you sometimes won’t identify a lady or tell us what kinky things she does to you, and I respect that completely as I feel very much the same about my favorite girls. I’m selfish too.Normally, I’m not interested in the specifics of a fellow monger’s encounters, but this time you really have me wondering about this 53 year old of yours and what she could possibly be doing to make you keep coming back. After all, she’s 23 years older than you, right? Wow!!! That’s a huge age difference. She must be dynamite!!! -------I just can’t imagine romance with a lady 23 years older than me. Come on, Nic, won’t you spare us a few details? She must be far more for you than just a great cook. :D[/QUOTE]Ok ok... I will spit it (report coming very soon).Actually I only saw her once (surprisingly, at her place) but she was good enough for me to be going back.Yes, she is 23 years my elder but her body is firm and she in insatiable (yes, she outsexes me! if there is such a thing).

Wow! I wanted to share this girl I saw on the net.She goes by the name of Beem and charges 1,000 for 2 hours for massage at your place.Her number: + 66 898199233I have not tried her so please do not IM me asking about experiences.I just am very tempted to call her but if someone here wants to try her first, please do!And no, I do not have any financial stake in her business, I am just curious about her services so if you want to try her, please post the review.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]She goes by the name of Beem and charges 1,000 for 2 hours [/QUOTE]With her looks, it sounds like a bargain unless there is up sell for extras. Even if extras are more she looks pretty damn cute. Will be interested in any reviews.Good Luck,Slim

[QUOTE=Nvslim]With her looks, it sounds like a bargain unless there is up sell for extras. Even if extras are more she looks pretty damn cute. Will be interested in any reviews.Good Luck,Slim[/QUOTE]Yes, 1000 Baht is only for massage. Extras cost more. The price is probably about the same as you would pay for an escort lady.[url]http://bangkok.craigslist.co.th/ers/922305743.html[/url][url]http://www.picturetrail.com/sfx/album/view/20868257[/url]

I must agree with escort fan on my experience at darling mp last spring. I wrote a report at the time that it was not a good experience. I don't remember the number of the girl but she was what I would call cold. Very mechanical and not real interested. On the way out she ask for a tip. I shouldn't have but I did give her a small one.The question is, Is Darling going down hill or are we picking the wrong girl. My first visit was very good. Havn't seen much reported about Darling so it is hrd to tell. Mackin

[QUOTE=Dan7373]Yes, 1000 Baht is only for massage. Extras cost more. The price is probably about the same as you would pay for an escort lady.[url]http://bangkok.craigslist.co.th/ers/922305743.html[/url][url]http://www.picturetrail.com/sfx/album/view/20868257[/url][/QUOTE]Not necessarily. Any Oily girl that you take on outcall will be at 1,000 (for the shop) before you even discuss extras.I think the overall fee will go up to about 2,500 all included (could be 2,000 if she is ok to negotiate).

[QUOTE=Escort Fan]It must certainly be a good place if you get the VIP treatment otherwise an experienced member such as NicFrenchy wouldn’t go there and be a repeat customer but for the average joe, I’m not sure it’s a really exciting place to visit.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your review, but please allow me to point out the few mistakes you made that brought the overall feel of your session down: 1. Luxury isn't a Luxurious place (like Poseidon) but very clean: certainly cleaner than most MP (the simple fact that they change the sheets and pillowcases between each customers...)2. I have posted links of the website, also said there was a Photo album and finally, suggested that is was best to call a line-up because the pics are photoshopped. There are some cuties there, just need to pick them ;)3. The rooms with Jacuzzi are SPA rooms, for people who order the SPA packages. you can however order one for a fee (200 thb I guess) but I get it for free :D the Spa rooms also have a bigger bed.Message to everyone: Please do not let yourself be bullied to choose any service (oil, thai massage) before you actually see the photos or the girls. Once you know there is a girl you want, then order your massage.I often go to places and look through the book, if no girl looks good, I politely leave. If on the other hand you hesitate between 2 or 3 girls, ask the cashier to call them out... you will see them in flesh and maybe one will be less photoshopped than the rest.If you follow the above, I can guarantee you will increase your likelyhood of a great experience by a factor of 10.Good luck

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]So Soapies I regard as having a good lineup of reasonably pretty girls:1. Nataree2. Tarawadee (some stunners)3. Infinity JC4. Emmanuelle5. Amsterdam6. Utopia[/QUOTE]I am surprised to see that Utopia is not only on your #6 ;)I agree with #1 and #3, the rest I have not visited.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]I am surprised to see that Utopia is not only on your #6 ;)I agree with #1 and #3, the rest I have not visited.[/QUOTE]Since my two favourites left Utopia, I have been struggling to find worthy replacements.Another stunner is long gone.I think the girls looks appeal more to the Thai customer.Too many bad nose jobs, a few bad tit jobs, and some very high priced models not so special looking, etc.Tarawadee recently suprised me with girls defintely way better looking to my taste.

I endorse and agree because I stayed there early April,since they have inhouse hotel as well and found the service at the massage parlour average.It must certainly be a good place if you get the VIP treatment otherwise an experienced member such as NicFrenchy wouldn?t go there and be a repeat customer but for the average joe, I?m not sure it?s a really exciting place to visit.[quote]Today is another day, not sure what to do, after a soapie (Darling) a massage parlor (luxury) I guess what?s left to check are GoGo?s from nana, or larger venues like Poseidon or Emmanuelle.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Escort Fan]Anyway, I?m a polite guy, I am not going to send her away. But I would have preferred to pick up from a line up. Up to the room, mine is really tiny, with a single bed and a shower. Not so luxury, the big room with the Jacuzzi, is pretty much the size of a Darling room.[/QUOTE]Firstly you should use separate posts when you have two distinct topics. Otherwise someone will read just the first line re Darling and then lose interest.So I have added the heading "Luxury". Of course you must have a choice. You must ask to see the picture book. Then I would ask to meet selected girls from the photos before making my final choice. When you are going to play, you certainly need to choose something that will turn you on. I don't really go to these places for the massage LOL ;)If they are not willing to co-operate then I am out of there!So polite assertiveness required. Now I see Nic has essentially said the same thing.

[QUOTE=Flyhere]Not Chompuu, I would know as my Thai is getting better. I also thought it was Champagne misspelt, but didn't ask. I reported the way they spell it in the book.[/QUOTE]Flyhere,Was this the girl you saw at Luxury? (Named Chomphuu)