Puerto Vallarta

Thanks for replies! Will try King Georges for sure. She wants to take a day trip to PV to shop and I will do a different king of shopping! Will also try one of those zip lines. Wife has never done this before and has been asking forever. Old Parr think I kind of got the Campo Allegre thing understood (I hope). I have been told wife can go Tuesday on ladies night. We figured we will ask when we get there if this is the only night she can get in. I had a guy tell me on a Curacao post that she can get in whenever as long as she has her passport so lets see. Either way we are good if we only have one night. We went to Blackbears once in DR for 7 days and my wife was done after third day. She kind of likes to get a girl once or twice on vacation and spend the rest of the vacation just soaking up sun and booze. Again thanks for feedback! If anyone reading this wants to hang out and in PV from Jan 14 go 18 let us know. We went to Sportsmans lodge in CR and a lot of the mongers there enjoyed hanging around with us because it is kind of awesome to have a lady as a wingman chatting the chicas up in Spanish! KGK.

[QUOTE=Masseys1;1823533]Thanks for replies! Will try King Georges for sure. If anyone reading this wants to hang out and in PV from Jan 14 go 18 let us know. We went to Sportsmans lodge in CR and a lot of the mongers there enjoyed hanging around with us because it is kind of awesome to have a lady as a wingman chatting the chicas up in Spanish! KGK.[/QUOTE]A few friends and I will be at King Georges Sunday 17th. Maybe we can get a beer.

[QUOTE=Masseys1;1823533]Thanks for replies! Will try King Georges for sure. If anyone reading this wants to hang out and in PV from Jan 14 go 18 let us know. We went to Sportsmans lodge in CR and a lot of the mongers there enjoyed hanging around with us because it is kind of awesome to have a lady as a wingman chatting the chicas up in Spanish! KGK.[/QUOTE]A few friends and I will be at King Georges Sat and / or Sunday. Maybe we can grab a beer.

[QUOTE=EzieGoing;1823639]A few friends and I will be at King Georges Sunday 17th. Maybe we can get a beer.[/QUOTE]Like every place in Puerto Vallarta Sundays are kind of slow but still can be fun. The Friday and Saturday partying takes its toll on the girls and everyone else for that matter so come Sunday everyone is kind of exhausted.

Been in PV a little more than a week so figure I'd give a brief report.

Ended up at Coni Spa last Friday, no girls standing in doorway so up the stairs I went.

Blond woman named Karin popped around the corner and asked if I wanted massage?

Into the room, shucked out of my clothes and got an excellent massage. Barely any teasing which IMO is the best part of the massage. Disappointing.

My intentions were very obvious once I rolled over LOL, she leaned down and asked if I wanted a HJ. Asked about pricing. $2500 for FS, $1500 for CBJ, and $850 for HJ.

Opted for top less HJ, actually very nice and slow and I must say she had very nice tits.

Asked if I could come on her tits, she shrugged and laid down on table and this where I finished. $1000 all in with tip.

Walked around for a while and ended up across the street at Zen Massage, older lady named Jenny asked if I wanted massage, sure why not?

Climbing the stairs saw their sign that says "Clinical Massage" didn't have my hopes up.

Excellent massage and the boys were grazed 4-5 times. Hopes were getting higher!

Unfortunately at about the 45 minute mark some overly talkative fellow came in and I knew it was over. Talked to her a bit and she invited me back, giving me a card with the days she works.

I think this one might be promising?

Hit Las Antorchas yesterday just after lunch. Walked in and a heavy girl was talking to what looked like a local.

Pleasant looking girl named Patricia was sitting there, decent body on her considering she told me she was 36 and had 3 children.

Chatted a bit, she explained the pricing to me and off we go.

$500 to the old lady in front and $750 in the room.

Getting in the shower she had a pretty nice body except for a little baby drag. Great ass, and smallish tits.

Halfway through the CBJ I knew I wouldn't go the full hour so I offered her $400 more to come twice.

Made me laugh as she held up 2 fingers and said "milk two times".

Sitting on the bed getting a BJ, she stood up, turned around, spread her ass and backed her pussy into me. I knew I wouldn't have lasted the full hour haha.

Pulled out and came all over her tits "mucho milk".

Showered and chatted a bit and ready for round 2. Slow CBJ for about 10 minutes then into cowgirl. This girl has some serious pussy lips on her.

Getting near the end she leaned back and put her feet on my chest, couple minutes of this and round two was over.

Had a beer back in the bar and chatted with her a bit more and off I went.

Going to hit the massage place mentioned here next door to Coni on Saturday and see what happens.

Field report will follow.

I'm new here to hunting in Vallarta but I live here permanently now. Thank you all for all of the extremely valuable information you have taken the time to provide and I apologize in advance as I will probably ask some rookie questions along the way. I've hunted around through craigslist and backpage to realize at least most of the posts have fake pics and are agencies. One agency did catch my eye though as it looked like they have some hot ladies and I am really picky. Anybody have any experience with PV playmates. I looked at their website and I'm wondering if those pictures are real or if they are another rip off.

[QUOTE=FyreMann;1825158]I'm new here to hunting in Vallarta but I live here permanently now. Thank you all for all of the extremely valuable information you have taken the time to provide and I apologize in advance as I will probably ask some rookie questions along the way. I've hunted around through craigslist and backpage to realize at least most of the posts have fake pics and are agencies. One agency did catch my eye though as it looked like they have some hot ladies and I am really picky. Anybody have any experience with PV playmates. I looked at their website and I'm wondering if those pictures are real or if they are another rip off.[/QUOTE]Good try in promoting your website as you have done numerous times on here. There are many many reviews on here about the girls you are promoting, and probably 10 percent are favorable to you, so what does that tell you?

[QUOTE=OldParr;1825223]Good try in promoting your website as you have done numerous times on here. There are many many reviews on here about the girls you are promoting, and probably 10 percent are favorable to you, so what does that tell you?[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up Old Parr. Don't jump the gun though brother. It was just an honest question from someone who is new here and has seen a lot of ads from this particular group online over the past few months. I'll even buy you a beer sometime if you want me to prove I'm just a guy that's new here and asking questions. I thought helping each other and gaining knowledge is what this forum is supposed to be about right?

[QUOTE=FyreMann;1825583]Thanks for the heads up Old Parr. I thought helping each other and gaining knowledge is what this forum is supposed to be about right?[/QUOTE]It is, and it is isn't. PV Escorts / PV Playmates (same company) have been trying without much success to promote there escort sites on this thread for several years without success, as I can count on one hand the number of members who came away with positive things to say about them.

Also 90 percent of the girls whose ads appear on Craigslist are associated with these two agencies, as it is the owners who are placing the ads. Another give away is any of those ads that state the girl is from the marina area, even if the ad says they are independents, they are with PV escorts or PV playmates. Believe me I have been around enough to know the scene.

A friend of mine, also a poster on here, and I went to the strip club "Mangos VIP" in La Cruz last Friday night. We got there a little before 9 PM but the girls didn't start dancing on stage until 9:30. My friend really liked the first girl that danced so he asked her to join him for a drink. I don't recall her name but she had a very tight, athletic body with a great ass and smallish breasts. She looked to be in her mid to late 20's. One of her friends came over to me and asked me if I would buy her a beer. I said that I would so she sat in my lap and started giving me a lap dance. She was pretty much in my lap the whole time I was there. Her name was "Karina" and she looked to be in her late 20's or early 30's. She looked like a Mexican version of Gina Gershon meaning she was very attractive. She had nice, smallish boobs which she let me suck on. My friend and I only stayed there for a little over an hour and bought our girls 5 beers each. I was a little surprised when the waiter gave us a tab for 800 pesos each. Which means the beer was 150 pesos each along with our 50 pesos drinks. I hadn't been to a strip club in Mexico for many, many years but my friend had been and wasn't all that surprised with the high bill. The girls gave us their phone numbers so I'm hoping to see "Karina" outside of the club one day because my ears were ringing for two days after because of the extremely loud music.

I moved to Vallarta a few months back and I've been wanting to do some strip club hopping for a while so.

Headed out with my best local Mexican buddy last night to see some of the strip clubs in Vallarta. Some we had been to before but we started out headed to Tapankos in the Zona de Tolerencia. We told the cab driver up front we wouldn't be paying any commissions to him. Meaning we planned to pay no cover. (they charge you and give the cab driver a slice). He actually offered up a good plan and hey I am all for everybody being able to make a living. He said, "why don't I take you to Vizzios instead. It is right across the parking lot" (which we knew, we'd been to Vizzios a few times) he told us that we could get in free at Vizzios that they don't do the cover charge like Tapankos does, but Vizzios will still give the taxi driver $200 pesos to bring folks there, especially gringos. That way, our cab ride there all the way from Old Town, about 20 min, was free. We went in and had beer. Spent about ten minutes with some girls there. Then we headed over to Tapankos once we made sure the cabbie was gone. Honestly, It was about 1 AM and while Tapankos did have around 30 girls. The good ones were all busy with their guys. Tapankos is mainly Mexican clientele like Vizzios BTW. The locals won't pay the inflated prices, so you'll save money here and if you hit it at the right time there are some real hotties. To tell you the truth, I didn't enjoy Tapankos that much. The talent pool had been picked over too much and the place really isn't a nice place to hang out without some talented female company.

We left Tapankos after a drink or two and headed over to what used to be El and Ellas I think? It's now called Banditas I think. Stay away! Wow was that place a rip off. 2 girls there. That's all. Each about a 4 with bad attitudes. We were looking for Mamitas but the cab stopped there first and the bar owners told us Mamitas was closed. We got a beer and two drinks for the ladies and the manager comes over and tells us we owe 700 pesos. WTF? We argued. Definitely not a place where they can charge those kinds of prices. Gave him the money as in the end its not worth it. Lesson learned. We booked it out of there and started walking down the beat up road towards the sound of music and wouldn't you know it! There was Mamitas. Open and in business and hopping! We told the owner the guy at Banditas had lied to us and said his club was closed. He wasn't happy. Nice guy. Can't remember his name. They had about 10 or so girls from the looks of things and some were 6 - 7 maybe 8 depending on how much tequila you've had.

We had a few drinks and have to say I liked Mamitas. I will go back.

Found a cab out at the main road which we had to flag down and it was a few blocks equivalent walk if that's an issue for you.

Worth noting especially if you are older. Road is dark and full of massive pot holes.

We then went to Andromeda. Had to haggle with the door guy who wanted to charge us a cover at 4:30 am. He eventually let us in. There were a few good looking gals there. I think some would say 6's and 7's. 2 of them would have been an 8. Not bad really. It's a cozy little club. The people are nice but the girls all hang out on the couch at the front and could look less interested in being there. We had a few drinks and spent a little on a few girls.

OK now we were drunk. Which is usually about the time you forget about how much money your about to spend. So now we are walking to Prestige. It is high end and expensive. Most of their ladies are above a 7 and there are definitely a lot of 9's. What can I say, they tempted us, the peso dollar exchange rate is good right now and we enjoyed a few really really hot girls. Had a hell of time there really and I thought the waitstaff and managers working there were great. It is more expensive than some of the other clubs I've mentioned here. It ain't for everyone. But if you have the means, there is top notch talent at Prestige.

There are many other clubs I plan to scout out in the future as well as take some time to explore the local massage scene.

So anyway that was my night of strip clubbing Vallarta with my best buddy who is a local. I highly recommend making friends with somebody who is an authentic Mexican native. I really am lucky to have found a nice guy here I enjoy and I trust. But most of the local people here I know are some of the kindest folks you'll find in the world.

Happy hunting, be aware and stay safe!

[QUOTE=FyreMann;1826554]I moved to Vallarta a few months back and I've been wanting to do some strip club hopping for a while so.

Headed out with my best local Mexican buddy last night to see some of the strip clubs in Vallarta. Some we had been to before but we started out headed to Tapankos in the Zona de Tolerencia. We told the cab driver up front we wouldn't be paying any commissions to him. Meaning we planned to pay no cover. (they charge you and give the cab driver a slice). He actually offered up a good plan and hey I am all for everybody being able to make a living. He said, "why don't I take you to Vizzios instead. It is right across the parking lot" (which we knew, we'd been to Vizzios a few times) he told us that we could get in free at Vizzios that they don't do the cover charge like Tapankos does, but Vizzios will still give the taxi driver $200 pesos to bring folks there, especially gringos. That way, our cab ride there all the way from Old Town, about 20 min, was free. We went in and had beer. Spent about ten minutes with some girls there. Then we headed over to Tapankos once we made sure the cabbie was gone. Honestly, It was about 1 AM and while Tapankos did have around 30 girls. The good ones were all busy with their guys. Tapankos is mainly Mexican clientele like Vizzios BTW. The locals won't pay the inflated prices, so you'll save money here and if you hit it at the right time there are some real hotties..[/QUOTE]Very nice report and would love to take you on a party tour sometime so if you have personal message capability send me your contact information so when I return to Vallarta I can contact you. It will be a fun time!

OK went to PV as stated in earlier posts and just got back. The good: Thanks Old Parr for excursion ideas. Rhythms of the Night was outstanding. Show was awesome, dinner after words was terrific. Beautiful with all of the torches lighting up area as you arrive on boat. Show far surpassed me and my wives expectations. Think we paid 109 each or something close but it was money well spent. Even the boat ride there was great. Drank a lot on way there and enjoyed open bar. Staff was hilarious and did this KISS tribute show on way back which was really funny. This was the good! The bad: Second day there we went on the Outdoor Adventure tour. Awesome. Great zip lines and had a ball. Was going great until we were all the way at the end and there is this huge water slide they have you do. You actually put on a helmet with a mask and elbow guards. When wife was getting out of slide she slips and twists her ankle. Not just a little twist. She couldn't walk back to jeep and spent the rest of the vacation in a wheel chair! We had to have a doctor come to the RIU and check her out. Lucky not broken but damage was done. So. No chicas. We were going to take advice and go Sunday night to King Georges for some fun. But obviously not possible. On the bright side we loved Nuevo Vallarta and Puerto Vallarta. We for sure will return. Next time will try Georges. I would say after numerous trips to Mexico PV was our favorite. The people were just so much nicer then most vacations we have been on. On a positive will be in Curacao in 2 months! Will be making several trips to Campo and enjoy the ladies there! Thanks again for info Old Parr. Also invite to Georges from Ezie which we were planning on doing that Sunday night. Happy Mongering!

[QUOTE=Masseys1;1828322]OK went to PV as stated in earlier posts and just got back. The good: Thanks Old Parr for excursion ideas. Rhythms of the Night was outstanding. Show was awesome, dinner after words was terrific. Beautiful with all of the torches lighting up area as you arrive on boat. Show far surpassed me and my wives expectations. Think we paid 109 each or something close but it was money well spent. Even the boat ride there was great. Drank a lot on way there and enjoyed open bar. Staff was hilarious and did this KISS tribute show on way back which was really funny. This was the good! The bad: Second day there we went on the Outdoor Adventure tour. Awesome. Great zip lines and had a ball. Was going great until we were all the way at the end and there is this huge water slide they have you do. You actually put on a helmet with a mask and elbow guards. When wife was getting out of slide she slips and twists her ankle. Not just a little twist. She couldn't walk back to jeep and spent the rest of the vacation in a wheel chair! We had to have a doctor come to the RIU and check her out. Lucky not broken but damage was done. So. No chicas. We were going to take advice and go Sunday night to King Georges for some fun. But obviously not possible. On the bright side we loved Nuevo Vallarta and Puerto Vallarta. We for sure will return. Next time will try Georges. I would say after numerous trips to Mexico PV was our favorite. The people were just so much nicer then most vacations we have been on. On a positive will be in Curacao in 2 months! Will be making several trips to Campo and enjoy the ladies there! Thanks again for info Old Parr. Also invite to Georges from Ezie which we were planning on doing that Sunday night. Happy Mongering![/QUOTE]Sorry to hear about the badly sprained ankle and lets hope that there is no tendon or ligament damage. I am also happy you enjoyed Rhythm of the Nights, and again it is the best value in Puerto Vallarta if you going on a date.

Next time you decide to go to Puerto Vallarta please contact me ahead of time so I can make arrangements to be there, as I would like the opportunity to show you and your wife around, and also have the opportunity to take you and your wife on a bar / nightclub tour to places you would not know about or go as tourists, all on my pesos.

Hopefully your wife will recover quickly so you can still go to Curacao, as the place is spectacular! If you want to stay in contact send me a personal message, and I can provide you my contact information away from the forum.

Masseys1,

Also contact me about accommodations when you return, as I can refer you to some luxury condominiums that are ocean view, and right in the heart of the area you would want to stay in, and the cost is less than what you probably paid for your hotel property.