Pattaya on Saturday. Because Honestly, Who Doesn't Want to F*ck the Undead?
I just got in to town late afternoon and chose LK Metro because it was in easy walking distance and I didn't have enough small change for a moto taxi to Walking Street. I was pretty beat already (I blame two Benz sessions in the last few days) so I only hit a couple of bars, Amethyst and Crystal, selected because they had the best crop on my last visit.
It was hard to tell if the quality was still there because they were mostly made up in Halloween makeup. This adds a confusion factor as, much like an average girl would be a pig at a supermodel agency but a stunner at the Ironworkers' Union Hall, I have greatly reduced beauty standards for ghouls and other undead. I'm pretty happy if major skin is not slouging off, the head is on the right way, and all the limbs are there. But I don't give it as much thought as I probably should have because on my bucket list "Sex with the undead" is just below "Sex with former US Secretary or State Madeleine Albright" which in turn is just below "Sex with a meat grinder".
I was one of two customers at Amethyst and had my eye one one little thing who apparently didn't get the costume memo. Cute face and not a bad body, though the lighting there has a bit if a problem: The floor level lights revealed every jiggle of what had originally had the appearance of a taut tummy. Still, I was interested, but so was every other customer (one) there, and he had already bought her a LD. I might return. Crystal had one potential, too, who also didn't come prepared to eat brains or whatever. Not chubby, in fact possibly too skinny. She was not one of the naked ones so I couldn't properly assess the assets. Also, I spent a lot of time watching fail videos on their big screen. Pretty rude of me.
Hopefully I'll have more to report once the ghouls have disappeared. I now have change for the moto so I expect to be immersed in the tank-top Mecca of Walking Street tomorrow.