San Juan

I am going to San Juan on business, and would like a little outcall action. I checked the web for an escort service, but have come up with NOTHING. Nada!

Anyone have any experience with outcall in PR? I assume that if I pick up the yellow pages in my hotel, I will find something, but I always prefer pics or a service that is trustworthy. Recommendations would be highly appreciated.

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Forest,

Get the San Juan Star Newspaper in the back are adds. I always go to Pure Moods or Smooth Moods I can't remember the right name. It's hit or miss with the quality of girl and service. It's much better service if you speak the language. They do outcall and incall massage w f/s. They are located on Ashford Ave next to a place called the condom house. I have had only good to great times there, but it's because I speak the language.

I asked around about sw and there are in areas that a tourist shouldn't go like the projects in isla verde. Stay away even in you speak the language. Some of the clubs and bar in old San Juan are rumored to have sw and the higher end hotel. I never saw them so who knows. When I go I'm bold I ask the hotel help or cab drivers and even the cops. Just don't asked the guys in cabs with all the pictures of Jesus in the cabs, use common sense. Good luck.

Val20

Val20,

You did good, very good. Those girls are hard to come by.

I only wet to pure moods once and quality was low. The other place Alternatives, is good. Also is Golden Touch Massage.

I have been away from the hobby since last year, care to give me an update?

Just a few comments on the availability of outcall and the experience vs in-call.

I lived in San Juan the Condado area for 5 months for business, and have travelled back/forth many times.

The name of the incall agency is "Pure Moods" it is on Ashford Ave. This is an in-call massage parlor. The actual massages depend on the girl, but every girl I saw offered FS, CBJ, HJ, etc. prices were $100 for FS.

I liked best the little Dominican girl named Jessica...small body but very nice.

There are other similar agencys, e.g. Golden Touch off of the Baldority de Castro (Hwy 26) in Isla Verde. The guy there speaks english and can give you directions.

My experience with outcall is limited, and not very positive. There are many agencys (and independents) int he San Juan Star, but I found that the truth over the phone factor was quite lacking. In contrast to say Montreal, where they were HONEST. Or perhaps it was a language/communication issue. Also, everyone's tastes differ.

That is why I checked the girls out at the incall, and if I liked her, then had her come to my room if I wanted, this saves you the house fee ($40 @ Pure Moods) and the FS was less too.

Also the incall tends to have rickety massage tables that aren't as sturdy as a bed. Can limit the pleasure...

Went to Alternatives in Isla Verde. I was there before and it was a good place. Saw a nasty looking blonde, decllined picked a good looking big girl Myra.

Lame provider, after a 30 second rubdown she asked if I wanted a FS, yes she started with CBJ, HJ everything so rushed I did not like it at all. Then she said hurry I have a client waiting....

Well I tried to FS her but was distracted with the treatment, finished with a HJ. I did not want to pay her full 100 tip, just 60 for a HJ. She made a scene, I talked to her manager and he said OK, just pay 60 ( Plus 40 door ) and go.

Avoid this fat ***** untill she has been dog trained.

Easy the worst I've had in the last 100 visits to AMP.

I need help from you experienced mongers!

I have a 5 hour flight layover in San Juan on a Sunday from noon until 5PM. I speak no Spanish. Given the time restriction, the day of the week, and the time of day where should I go to find FS.

Looking for quality not bargain price. PM me with any suggestions.

Thanks mongers!

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Take a cab to Alternatives Massages in isla Verde, any cab driver should know where it is, if not, tell him is in Isla Verde Ave in front of Pizza City. Is a 10-15 mins drive. Great massage place with additional services. Read the reports about it.

It has been awhile since I last posted; however, the data I collected last night will, I feel, be of value to the PR resident and/or visitor.

I decided to try the Blue Marlin Bar, located in Santurce on Montserrate between Ponce de Leon (highway 25) and Fernandez Juncos. Note: Mapquest results for this location proved unreliable. Use common sense and a map. The street is narrow but the location is clearly identified. Nice bar across the street where you can enjoy a drink and survey the situation before entering, if you care to (the bar is called "La Esquina"). The Blue Marlin bar has its own hotel, reminding me of a location in Costa Rica, of the same name, in the lobby of--I believe--the hotel Presidente.

At about 10 p.m. I entered and was greeted by a pretty Puerto Rican by the name of Carol. She wasted no time letting me know I could feel her breasts and go fukky fukky sukky sukky. I let her know I needed a drink and some time to relax. She obliged and joined me for a Coors light (terrible beer but it keeps me from getting drunk...). I inquired as to the cost of a room. She replied that a room would cost $75 (she spoke only Spanish, as did I). This would be for 20-30 minutes. I thought to myself that on a pro-rated basis (cost per minute) I could have 2 rooms at the Caribe Hilton for that price. I told her I would never pay that for a room unless it was an all night deal. She excused herself, never to return.

The room cleared out over the next 30 minutes. Did not see any beauties, though this is not my primary concern (I like intelligence and "sexy ways" more than the traditional 1-10 rating scale used by many on this board. Just my personal perspective).

The one chica seated by herself informed me that she was waiting for someone. The bartender would neither confirm nor deny that $75 is the actual price of a room for 30 minutes.

I left.

The Lucky 7 has been reported on at some length. Check the past reports. It's a good place. If you need to get laid and it's nighttime, you should go--at least if cost is a concern. There are lots of ways to get some for more, but that is not my intent.

I went to the Lucky 7, paid $10 at the door and $1 for doorman tip (Note: either the cost has gone up from $8 or I was victimized-comments from recent visitors are appreciated). Drink ticket in hand, I could not make it to the bar before being engaged in conversation with an Argentinian woman, blonde. Again, I will not comment on traditional notions of beauty, with the following comment for those who look for "9's" and "10's": You won't find them in quantity at the Lucky 7. Those who do fall into that category seem to relegate themselves to the stage, though they may be available for more pricey action. My budget: $50 for the woman, $25 for the room, $2 tip to the person who has to remove my spent condom from the trash receptacle.

I excused myself to the bathroom to pop two very different blue pills: one valium and one Viagra. Both prescribed by my doctor, though I have never met him and he/she presumably resides in India. Do not ever do this, incidentally. The two drugs seem to negate each other. Felt good though.

When I return, I take a table and the Argentinian joins me and caresses my slowly engorging John Thomas. The conversation is outstanding from my perspective and is not at all typical of what one might expect. This is Spanish only, I'm afraid. If you like conversation with women in Puerto Rico, get a well-educated girlfriend in San Juan or learn Spanish. If you just want to fukky fukky, no translation is required. All the girls here speak that language pretty well. I won't bore you with the details except to say that we discussed Isabel Allende and Jorge Luis Borges. She made notes on two titles I thought were indispensible. She carried post-it notes in her bag.

She said she could read minds. I told her I would test her. If she passes, we go upstairs. How do I like it? (Response "perrito" or doggy style). Correct. What do I like to do to a woman sexually that does not involve fucking? (Response, translated roughly, licking nipples). Not correct. (Revised response: "Sexo oral"). Giving or receiving? (Giving, but also receiving.). Correct. 2.5 points out of 3. I told her I wanted to see her naked and we went upstairs. Room prices have not changed ($25).

She smelled fantastic. Very clean and delicious. Ended with a pounding in my preferred manner. The men upstairs who monitor had some things to say to her afterwards. They said she stayed in the room too long, longer than 30 minutes. Don't know if this is true. They don't know I speak Spanish. She says to them "this gringo just wants to talk all night long!" Classy woman with just the right lie for the occasion.

I had planned on treating myself with two women last night. The experience satisfied me and I left after having a post-coital chat, cigarrette and beer. No need for seconds.

The author guarantees no such satisfaction to others. I have had one truly horrible experience at the Lucky 7. Smelly, foul mouthed woman who told me I was too drunk and chastised my penis. I have had two mediocre experiences with jaded pros who "demand" tips and payment in advance. If you are not prepared to deal with this practice in front of a mirror. "I do not pay in advance. Tips are for exemplary service." I am not kidding.

I have had one other exceptional experience there. This breaks down statistically to 40% high satisfaction, 40% barely satisfied, and 20% not satisfied, indignant even. The latter two categories were my own fault. The way they are with you at the table is the way it goes in the bed.

One final note: the positive experiences were with a Costa Rican and the aforementioned Argentinian. All negative experiences were with Dominicans. Just a trend. More data points are necessary!

Frogger

The state of the Puerto Rico message board is rather pathetic. In the spirit of advancing information transfer to a higher level, I will take the initiative and start posting more regularly. Hopefully, this will inspire others.

Massage Parlors

Golden Touch looks and sounds like an AMP. In fact it is a Puerto Rican version, as are all the massage places on the island. I would be very surprised if you are able to find even a half competent back rub at Golden Touch. It is located off of the 26 near the airport in Isla Verde. Service is not usually stellar. A friend informed me that his otherwise nice session was interrupted by frequent telephone calls (his girl was the only one working at that time of day). I had a session notable for the lack of spirit, though the Dominican girl was quite cute and seemed amenable to making an outside-the-office connection.

There are two others in Isla Verde, which have been mentioned in recent posts.

My opinion is that the MPs in Isla Verde are an indispensable source for safe sex at a relatively affordable price. Note that they are no bargain if you are accustomed to better service for the same price in many other U.S. cities. Average cost for full service is $90-100, depending on your haggling skills (I'm including the door charge, which varies from $30-40.

For better quality, check the classifieds in El Nuevo Dia. It has an online version. Google it and click on clasificados. The San Juan Star also has some very sexy personals. Locations in El Condado are more upscale.

In Call

I have tried the first number in the San Juan yellow pages for in-call massage. Got a very pretty, laid-back girl who offered a fantastic GFE. This was not expensive by American standards, but not cheap ($150). Reference the above massage parlor references (El Nuevo Dia, San Juan Star) for more options.

I have noticed a positive correlation between phone manners and sex manners. Even if you are not speaking with the girl directly, the organizational philosophy comes through loud and clear if you listen to the head with ears.

Bars

Lots of bars here have women available. I have two preferred locations: the Lucky Seven and the Blue Marlin Bar. You will note from previous posts that I have had only one experience with the Blue Marlin and it was not positive. So why put it on my list? Simply put: I showed up too early and the only available girl wanted to take me to the cleaners. I have no doubt that the prices come down with competition in the room. I intend to go back for more research.

The Lucky Seven is near Old San Juan. It is also near St. Tropez.
If you intend to combine two trips with minimal cab fare, these are a nice combination. Less than five minutes apart by cab.

Another nice combo is the new "Frenchy's Too" (I think this is actually how they spell it) with the aforementioned Blue Marlin Bar. They are about 2 minutes apart by cab. The original Frenchies is a rip-off joint, pure and simple. Overpriced *****house where you have to buy champagne and blah blah blah...then she wants tip...strong possibility of dissatisfaction...management does not give a s***. I have had a nice time making contacts for outside the place. One time, a woman left outright with me, without paying any sort of exit fee.
Nice sex for $100, all night long action. Downside: she was a heroin addict. Upside: she could care less about Frenchy's management. In short, I expect about the same from the second Frenchy's location.

The Hot Zone has been mentioned. It is on Ponce de Leon in Santurce. This is also near Blue Marlin/Frenchy's Too. Good pick-up location for after-hours dates.

None of these locations are new to the forum, but my perspective is. Read past postings for additional perspectives.

And if you have any additional perspectives, please post them.

Bayamon, Fajardo, Santurce--all have extensive street action. It can be dangerous or not dangerous depending on location and the "smarts level" of the user.

Isabela--other side of the island--almost all the way west from San Juan: great strip clubs where the grinding on the lap dances can be as good as sex (or better). The girls are friendly, country girls, not jaded pros.

Perhaps this last bit belongs on a separate "other areas post". I will put it there as well.

Is no one else paying for sex in PR? Or are they simply not readers of the WSG Forum?

Frogger

Was sitting here doing some reminicing about a Puerto Rican trip I took several years ago. I dont remember the name of the club but it was a strip joint where the girls danced around on the bar, the bar was a big U shape so they went all around. Tips were the normal dollar and it was full touch anything went. Girls were friendly and about 7's on the regular scale. CBJ went for $5. I dont remeber the location of the place either, some waiters at Tony Romas gave us the location. Another place we visited wasnt really a strip club. They checked you for weapons on the way in and once you were in the girls just latched on. I never had so many chicks grab my unit in such a short time. The waiters also gave us this club to try. Anyone ever remember these places and are they still around.

Peace out.

Great reports Frogger,

Except for Frenchy's II, I have been to all the fore mentioned Joints and your reports are accurate. I have also had some luck at a couple of the resort hotels such as Condado Plaza and SJ Marriott.

Don't get discouraged about lack of reporting. You are extremely helpful to those who gawk.

PM me for any details.

Tr

Nice Specimen:

The places you described sounds like two that were closed in 1998 . The big U bar (and a fish tank under the stage) was Miramar Night club and the other was Black Angus.

I recently went to deja vu night club, a strip club I like because dancers have a lot of body contact with you. I has sex offers in this place but no by dancers, there are some girls around that do not dance but make money in some other way. St. Tropez girls are into sex too.

Frogger,

I too have pondered the same questions. Are there not any Puerto Rico mongers who read the board? or is action just that slow on the island? I find it difficult to believe the latter just by the encounters I have had with Puerto Rican SW's and strippers.

What do any of you mongers know about this Puerto Rican escort website "www.hotpuertorico.com". There seems to be a nice selection.

Now back to the subject, Puerto Rican escorts, SW's, and dancers are entirely too plentiful here in the US for there not to be many posts on the message board of there origin. Check the major northeastern wsg message boards along with Florida. You will find reports of Puerto Rican women providing BJ's and FS frequently. There might be an increased social stigmatism that exists on the Island that doesn't exist here in the US. But I think it's just that most Puerto Rican mongers, and mongers who have mongered Puerto Rico either don't read the board or don't post.

Hello fellow mongers,

I was in Puerto Rico in dec during the holidays with my family so I didn't have too much time to go around by myself. I went to the Blue Marlin early in the afternoon and only one girl was working, she told me most of the girls were in Dominican Republic visitng their families.I was so horny that I went with this girl. Nice body and ok face. 45 for fs and 20 for the room, half and half. I going back this year and i want check pure moods in condado. Thank you guys for all the nice information.

Jets33

Hey

I am going to PR tomorrow.

I think the reason nobody posts is because there is nothing good to post. I used to go to Black Angus. It was great with very good talent. It got closed down as some places in the states. What a bummer.

I dont know of of any other place like it on the island.

If any body knows let me know.