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Can't recommend Medellin Masaje
Wanted to try something different today, so I decided to go to Medellin Masaje. I ended up walking there from Av. Amazonas, which turned out to be a big mistake, since it was a 3 or 4 mile walk, mostly uphill. By the time I got there I almost passed out on the ground.
Entered the casa and had to pay the $16 fee up front, that was the first bad sign. The doorman Jorge asked me to sit down in one of the sofas in the waiting room, I'm including a picture of it below. The first thing I noticed was how clean and sterile the place was, almost like a doctor's office or something. I wasn't sure whether to tell Jorge what kind of girl I wanted, or whether I was having problems with my prostate.
Anyways, soon three girls came out and introduced themselves, after the third one I asked Jorge where the rest of the girls were, they're not 'available' right now he replied. Ok, that's fine, I don't mind waiting a little while, so I moved over to a stuffy leather couch that belongs more in my grandfather's den than in a *****house. Well, after about 30 minutes of sitting there and waiting like a dumbass, I asked Jorge when the other girls were going to show up, he said, they're doing outcalls right now. Well, if I would have known that...instead of going off on him I decided to just pick one of the three girls actually available at the moment. There were two average looking girls, and one above average bitchy looking girl. I knew I was going to regret taking the bitchy girl, but I figured the experience here already sucked, so I might as well go the whole nine yards, lol.
Went upstairs with 'perra' to a bedroom that, much like the waiting room, was impecable; even the TV was clean, instead of porn, there was some novela playing, like I come to a *****house to watch 'Rebelde' while I bang the girl. To make a not-so-long story short, the massage was average, the CBJ was average, and the sex was average. I even had to sweet talk her into doing doggie, like we're married or something. I wouldn't say it was a bad session; I've been to Tijuana so I know what a bad session consists of, and it's not on 'my list' like El Stinko is. But I can't recommend the place, and don't plan on going back, too many better places to go to here in Quito, where you can hang out and actually talk to the girls before you go upstairs.
Also, reviewing the forum now, it looks like there's another place on the same street, called VIP Paradise Women? Damn, I wish I would have know this when I was on that street today. Anyone have any info on this place?