Very seedy massage parlor
In my search for seedy massage parlors I found myself walking up the steps to a massage attached parlor attached to a Chinese restaurant on Jinja Road across the street from the DFCU Bank. The place has a poster offering "full body and special massage, " whatever that means. After running the gauntlet of a prayer fellowship meeting in the restaurant over lunch time, I found the proprietor. She asked whether "a Ugandan girl" was OK, to which I replied in the affirmative. I was then ushered into a small room separated from the fire-breathing born again Christians by a small partition. My masseuse, who was heavily bleached and not very attractive, then showed up and got me started. As I got undressed I noticed that there was an adjacent "room" separated from the massage room by a curtain--the room had a bed in it. The masseuse started giving me a weak massage while some very energetic preaching rang in my ears. After a fairly short lousy massage, she offered a small extra, which I accepted. Overall, I was happy to get out of there, especially since the fellowship meeting was over by the time I ran the gauntlet again, with only 30, 000 Ushs in damage (20, 000 for the massage plus 10, 000 in tip). Not really recommended, but if you find another masseuse there, you might have better luck, as there are apparently three women working there.