Cali Reports

[QUOTE=Fantasy]If anyone has a great experience anywhere, but would rather not share it, I totally understand. Matter of fact, I have many such places. But why mention them? Simply say you went to Cali and had a good time. NO reason for (na-na-na-na-na). Just my thoughts. You can always PM a select few the info if you so desire.[/QUOTE]

I totaly agree with your point,and was going to incoprorate your point in my prior rebuttle, WHY even bring it up then, its like waving a filet minon in front of rabid dogs. I guess he just wanted to for warn us of a well know policy, DONT ASK, DONT TELL! LOL

[QUOTE=Cubanut]
I'M SORRY GENTS, but because of the rapid degradation of places I write about by disrespecting *******es, I have reserves about being blatant as to the locations my new found digs. Oh sure anyone else can find them with some due diligence and so they won't remain fairly unknown for long but I don't see the need to bring them to light sooner than not.

Cheers,

Cubanut[/QUOTE]


Just an FYI- I did my due diligence of going to about 2 dozens locations I had not been to before. Everywhere I went I asked the management, the girls, taxi drivers and other locals if they knew of other P4P places. I then compared if I had been to the locations before and if not, I tried them out. I found some that actually were not bad but did not stand out because of lack luster attention by the staff/girls or poor or unclean facilities and of course the freaking cold water which is OK during the day when it's hot but sucks at night as it cools down.

I guess I should make it clear in statement I am quoted above to include saying that I am willing to share with those who also care to share. Let me make it even clearer I WILL SHARE WITH THOSE WILLING TO SHARE. Just as I shared the info of "The Secret Place" with others via PM, I am willing to share the info on the newest additions.

Say what you want about ones own concepts and visions while traveling the Cali P4P well traveled circuit and I will do the same. It just didn't sit well with me to find loud drunken idiots grabbing, jerking and ass slapping the girls disrespectfully in one place then finding totally sober idiots TIPPING the girls $20,000 cop to $50,000 cop in another but yet shoo away little kids trying to sell $500 cop chicklets as if they were skum.

I want to make it clear that I LIKE HANGING OUT WITH GRINGOS. In fact I encourage it. However I don't like hanging out with ASSHOLES. The ones I came across in my trip while visiting some favorite P4P places was partly the reason why I struck out to find new locations. So I guess I really owe them some thanks.

Cheers,


Cubanut


BTW- In addition to the new daytime digs I found, for those of you who PM'd me and went to the original "Secret Place", I found another one with the same set up but bigger if you care to try it out.

These two pics are of a chica from the other "Secret Place". I forget her name but she stood about 6 feet tall in heels. Can't wait till she's gets those braces off her teeth though because she has a great smile. Great personality as well and she even she asked me to take these shots and then email them to her so she could put them on her cell phone. I love these places because the girls there truly have "nothing to hide" (this is a hint for those of you who have not been).

interesting you´ve come across so many gringos c-nut because as I note, i have not. of course, I have not prowled thru the casas at all, merely stuck my head in a couple of times and only to about five thus far, with frankly little to no desire to go beyond that number.

I am however, tempted to try the fairly large number of places I was told about in part of town you won´t find any gringo in with the dangerous ambiente. I expect more of the same, but my curiosity has been aroused.

in regards to new places and casas around town, if you can speak mediocre Spanish at the very least, all one needs to do is find the right cabbie and he can take you around to as many as you want and then some. They even keep business cards and lists of them handy. There is certainly no shortage of them around town, it´s an incredible industry, though it won´t serve for much beyond a blueball release IMHO

I third that. My Colombiana here is getting on my last nerve. "Why you don't call me when you are out of the country? . Why you don't call me much when you are in the country. Why this, why that? 'Broad I don't call anybody in the States when I am not in the States. I'm not wasting my mongering money on phone calls. Besides, your fingers aren't broken. You know my number and you know where I live. And if I don't answer then you can leave a message or send an email. '" The americanization I can do without. Meanwhile, all of my ladies in Colombia are just overjoyed if I send them an email once a week. And I would like to highlight what you said brother Yoda. The americanized ones usually don't give us the time of day.

[QUOTE=Master Yoda]We go there for the de-americanized latin women not the ones that could have been infected with the feminazi virus in America. Most of the Latin women in the US are americanized and wouldnt give an old gringo like me the time of day.[/QUOTE]

had to take a second look at the mug Cubanut of the last girl, your slipping....

However Melissa now that is another story, I like the gymnastics, and I bet it she has the potential to play twister with the best of them.....

[QUOTE=Tiny 12]There is no way I'm going to slam Cubanut, because he's added so much to this forum. But I've got news for you, ISG is a good place because people share information.

It's interesting you bring up Cartagena because (a) it's the only place in Colombia that I'm familiar with where extranjeros have had a significant effect on the price of poontang, and (b) it's the Europeans, like you, that are just as or more responsible for the high prices than gringos. Look at the Italians paying 400,000 pesos in LDV. You've got strong euros and you're spreading them around. I don't think you guys can rightfully blame pussy inflation entirely on us. In most of the places I visit, it's really not the fault of the Europeans or the gringos though. It's the locals, in Colombia the businessmen who are prospering under Uribe. Add to that inflation in Colombia and a weak dollar, and in USD terms, yes, poontang is more expensive.

Many Colombians, not just the hookers, are doing better than they were 5 or 10 years ago. That's a good thing, even if it does mean you're going to have to pay 10 euros more for a piece of ass.[/QUOTE]

You are out of your mind.

a) Its certainly NOT the local men who are responsible for pussy inflation. Economical inflation does not rectify a 5 - 6 times higher price for a pussy in Colombia. That's not the usual inflationrate in Colombia anyway.
Colombianos are not paying 5 - 6 times more like estranjeros. I know this from very reliable inside sources. Besides, the local businessmen prospering under Uribe, dont need to go to putas as they have on every finger hanging a 9'er or 10'er chica.(which they sponsor) for their own physical benefits. It shows me that YOU are not very familiar with the Colombian Scenery and yes, only went or go to Cartagena. Good, I hope you remain overthere ! NO more need for you to read the Cali section. And... Look below a gringo has been killed in Cali. So please Stay away !!! :-))

b) Whether a currency (Euro or US dollar) is strong or weak, the putas in Colombia or any other place in third world, wont give a damn IF for you this will be more painfull or not to pay the moment you wanna Bang her. They see your white whale face, and know they can ask 5 - 6 times the price compared to a local man. Because they know you are so eager to bang her and have your brains in the opposite space where they should belong. (I admit its not only Gringos, some ASSHOLE europeans also exist.) But as Colombia is next to N. America, the rate of ASSHOLES comming from Europe is rather small compared to gringos. Or are you going to claim prices in TIJUANA Mexico also went up because of an Italian looser ?

Whole central America, the Caraibians, and now lots of parts in S. America are westernized and influenced by ASSHOLES travelling. (20 % Europeans and 80 % American assholes). Take a look at tourist statistics about Colombia before you enter a discussion. I can understand those in here aware of local prices and local customs. They travel with a very different state of mind compared to Assholes. And know when they show to run around with their balls in their head and their brains between their legs, they will LOOSE ! Not only for themselves but also for the next tourist comming in. Play the game differently with putas and you are going to benefit from it !

[QUOTE=MJG Dogs]had to take a second look at the mug Cubanut of the last girl, your slipping....

However Melissa now that is another story, I like the gymnastics, and I bet it she has the potential to play twister with the best of them.....[/QUOTE]

MJG Dogs,

Actually she looks better in person. Like I said, I can't wait til the braces come off her teeth. Also it was a bit warm and sweaty when I took the pics. She really does look great in person. Still, I would take fair looks and great P4P service over great looks and fair/poor P4P service any day.

Anyway, here's a pic of a couple of gals I and my buddy were set up with by my other friends girlfriend. Nice girls. We took them dancing on Ave Sexta then back to the hotel for some fun and furious loving. I took the one on the right (Jennifer).


Cheers,


Cubanut

Cream on Top, I'm glad to see that you've mellowed since your days on gringos.com (matrimonial site, not an ISG competitor) and are no longer blaming the gringo alone for all the world's problems. Your points,

a) Did you read what I wrote? I have no argument that there are extranjeros in CARTAGENA paying 5-6 times the going rate in other venues. There are definitely Colombians paying as much or more than tourists in Colombia, and those 9's and 10's on the arms of the Colombianos are not necessarily sponsored women. Some are prepagos or from places like Las Profesionales. Much of this goes on in private though -- the extranjero is more likely to be seen in public (like a restaurant) with a hooker than the typical Colombian monger. Your assumption that I've never ventured out of Cartagena is wrong. I've been to Bogota and Medellin on multiple occasions and once to Barranquilla, admittedly usually not just to monger, but primarily for business and as a conventional tourist. Don't worry, I don't have plans right now to go to Cali, so you don't have to worry about one more ASSHOLE in your favorite city.

B.) You do have a point here. You go to Mexico and "gringo" means estadounidense; they don't differentiate as much in Colombia.
YOU are the one that should take a look at the tourist statistics:

[url]http://www.turismoafondo.com/comunidad/news.asp?id=319[/url]

In the first part of 2007, 17% of tourists to Colombia came from the European Union and 19% from the U.S. Forty-two percent were from South America. I haven't spent as much time mongering in Cartagena as I used to, but when I first started going there were more Italians than estadounidenses. Don't know if that's still the case -- I've been into LDV three times in the last two years. I suspect what you say about Tijuana, Mexico is wrong, but I've never been there. I can say for a fact that you'll spend a lot more for poontang in Mexico City for top flight hookers, $250/hour, than what you'll pay in the border towns close to Texas. Massage parlors in Juarez on the border charge $40 for a session, versus $100 in Guadalajara in the interior. The reason? Just like most places in Colombia (but not Cartagena), IT'S THE LOCALS THAT ARE DRIVING THE PRICE OF PUSSY, not the gringos.


[QUOTE=Cream on Top]You are out of your mind.

a) Its certainly NOT the local men who are responsible for pussy inflation. Economical inflation does not rectify a 5 - 6 times higher price for a pussy in Colombia. That's not the usual inflationrate in Colombia anyway.
Colombianos are not paying 5 - 6 times more like estranjeros. I know this from very reliable inside sources. Besides, the local businessmen prospering under Uribe, dont need to go to putas as they have on every finger hanging a 9'er or 10'er chica.(which they sponsor) for their own physical benefits. It shows me that YOU are not very familiar with the Colombian Scenery and yes, only went or go to Cartagena. Good, I hope you remain overthere ! NO more need for you to read the Cali section. And... Look below a gringo has been killed in Cali. So please Stay away !!! :-))

b) Whether a currency (Euro or US dollar) is strong or weak, the putas in Colombia or any other place in third world, wont give a damn IF for you this will be more painfull or not to pay the moment you wanna Bang her. They see your white whale face, and know they can ask 5 - 6 times the price compared to a local man. Because they know you are so eager to bang her and have your brains in the opposite space where they should belong. (I admit its not only Gringos, some ASSHOLE europeans also exist.) But as Colombia is next to N. America, the rate of ASSHOLES comming from Europe is rather small compared to gringos. Or are you going to claim prices in TIJUANA Mexico also went up because of an Italian looser ?

Whole central America, the Caraibians, and now lots of parts in S. America are westernized and influenced by ASSHOLES travelling. (20 % Europeans and 80 % American assholes). Take a look at tourist statistics about Colombia before you enter a discussion. I can understand those in here aware of local prices and local customs. They travel with a very different state of mind compared to Assholes. And know when they show to run around with their balls in their head and their brains between their legs, they will LOOSE ! Not only for themselves but also for the next tourist comming in. Play the game differently with putas and you are going to benefit from it ![/QUOTE]

Gents,

I didn't think a comment about a few jerks would start a discussion of gringo management.

Anyway, can we please get back on track of what Cali Reports is supposed to be for.

As before mentioned, I met Melissa at La Piscina. Her and her two friends had just blown into town from Armenia that evening.

Melissa used to go by the name of Jessica I'm being told. None the less she will probably go through a few more names before her career ends.

Melissa is quite the drinker as well because I bought a caneca of rum and got the incuded dance from her but she drank nearly a third of the bottle to boot! She's a little locomotive for sure on stage but later while we were going at it she started to wear out and barely made it through our session without passing out. Fun as it was I would have liked to have had her save nore gusto in the bedroom than on the stage.

Her boozing it up was what made me decide to session with in house rather than taking her back to my hotel. I would have liked to have had a Nikon photo session with her as well but I figured it was getting late and it could wait another day. The fee for an hour session was $58,000 cop.


Cheers,


Cubanut

Cubanut;

I do agree with what you say about performance over looks. Ok, I will give the chica with the braces the benefit of the doubt, for the body looks nice.

Cheers in return...

it´s basically 50K for an hour and if it´s 2 hours or more, then a 100K, perhaps with a 20K tip or a little more which will cover her taxi expenses.

anything above that is clipjoint/executive pricing.

in a typical casa for e.g. you´ll pay 60K for an hour, out of which she´ll get 40 (I asked) and even in a clipjoint like escoces you can get many girls to go for a 100K for a couple of hours (outside the premises)

[QUOTE=Cubanut]


However, as anything in life, there are exceptions and since my good friend Ricker mentions that he will returning to Cali soon I will be happy to share the info with him since he did me the same favor once before. So PM me Ricker if think you'll have time to pull yourself away from your novia to thread some new waters.



[/QUOTE]

Hey thanks Cubanut !

I think together we could make a guide that would make Scooby cry :)

I posted about my new guide in the Medellin section, but we could change the name to "Cubanut and Ricker's Guide to Colombia" or maybe something more catchy, like "Cuba and Ricker, nuts of Colombia, the Guide".

Or maybe you could come up with an even better name, or we could have a contest like Aussie Greg did, and give out a free copy of our book to the guy that comes up with the best title for us :)

Talk to ya soon amigo!

Looks like Melissa's got natural C-cups, WoW! From your excellent photos, she seems tall, 5' 8"? Sure worth the climb (for me anyway, I'm a shorty)

BTW, I am hanging with 'Red Cloud' in Rio right now. E-mail him when you get a chance. I hope to meet you one day.

Carry on your good works for this board.

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a 34 year old american and his colombian wife were stopped and assaulted by three armed men in a taxi who intended to take them on a "millionaires walk", which i imagine is a trek to various atm's until they hit their withdrawal limits. luckily for the them, cops were on the scene. a shootout ensued and the 3 assailants along with their taxista were arrested with no injuries.

i'll be in cali next week until the end of the month. i have a few regular (non-pro) chicas that i've kept in touch with since my last trip in dec as well as some prospects that i'm still working. so far the lure of those sexy caleñas has outweighed the fear of street violence, but i'll certainly try to keep an even lower profile this time around. i don't want the distinction of being the next gringo who makes it into el pais!


from el pais cali:
[url]http://www.elpais.com.co/hoy/jud/jud3.html[/url]

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evitan "paseo millonario" a un extranjero
abril 05 de 2007
el gaula rerep001ó a un ciudadano estadounidense y a su esposa colombiana, quienes iban a ser víctimas de un 'paseo millonario'.

el extranjero, de 34 años, y su compañera se movilizaban en el taxi hyundai, de placas vcj- 838, cuando dos hombres armados subieron al automóvil y los amenazaron.

los asaltantes, 23, 25 y 32 años, fueron detenidos en la autopista simón bolívar. entre los capturados estaba el taxista.

cuando los tres hombres fueron requeridos por la policía se presentó un intercambio de disparos, que no dejó heridos. las autoridades incautaron una pistola 9 milímetros.