Goldentime vs German FKKs
Last time I went to Goldentime I had a less than stellar experience, but this can happen. What I did find from a recent visit to Artemis in Berlin is that Oral without condom is mandatory and in fact that is true of almost all German FKKs, FKK Konstanz in Imperia is an exception to this rule.
But at Goldentime quite a few girls do not do this, not many but around 15% I would say. Why do Austrian FKKs offer lower standards of service than German ones?
It's Nothing Like The USA!
[QUOTE=Miglos;1579590]Hello,
I am a college student in Vienna for a day or two. I have nothing in the way of sexual experience (I never bothered with social events in college or before) and I feel it is due time for me to acquire some. I am very concerned with cleanliness and hygiene, and wanted to ask if anyone knew of a place in Vienna suitable for some of this kind of background? I've looked into Laufthaus Vienna and Golden Time as I've read that they are popular or reputable.[/QUOTE]Judging by your polished English, I would venture a guess that you are from the USA I laufthaus is basically window-shopping. If all you're looking for is to make sure that your plumbing works, that's about all that will happen because the sex is very clinical. She runs down her menu, you pick what you want, pay her the fee, and it's wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am. At an FKK such as Goldentime, it's not quite as clinical because you can chat with the girls beforehand if you know some German. Most of the 20-somethings speak English fairly well and some might remind you of a girl or two you really wanted to nail back in High School or college. The big difference is that they will parade around for you almost completely naked. The experience itself will blow your mind. Play up the reality that you are inexperienced sexually and that this is your "first time. " Another thing to get over is any hang-ups you might have about being around a bunch of other naked guys, especially if one or more of you are sporting boners. I was freaked out the first time but got over it.
Another alternative would be the strip club, Maxim. If you've ever been to a strip club, watched a dancer, and wished you could bang the daylights out of her, you can do exactly that at Maxim.
On the subject of a reality check, don't expect any sexual in Vienna to be what we call a "girlfriend experience. " When you find "the one" and have sex with her for the next 50 years, it will be nothing at all like this.
Public Transportation Guide To Vienna's FKKs
I'm just wrapping up my time in Vienna. I will say that the trip was a bit of a bummer because I was pickpocketed on the U-Bahn. I felt the guy do it and went running after him. But, he was familiar with the station and I wasn't and he got away. Fortunately, I only take what I need for an overseas trip, so I still have many important documents: passport, drivers license, etc. And, also fortunately, I'm probably lucky that I didn't catch the guy because one of us would be in the hospital right now. Having to send for a new ATM card significantly hindered my playtime. I'll discuss the specifics in another posting.
I did manage to get to Vienna's two most remote saunas: Fresh and Funpalast, fairly easy via public transportation. This was a pleasant surprise, because this means we have access to all four Vienna FKKs via public transportation. What more could a guy want? Many others have posted about how to get to GT and DD, so, I won't repeat their directions here.
First of all, bookmark this site: [URL]www.wienerlinien.at[/URL]. This is the public transportation trip planner site in Vienna. For us Gringos, you can choose English. Enter your starting address and the destination address for the sauna you want to visit. For your efforts, you get multiple itineraries and a map with explicit directions.
CAUTION: Make sure you clearly understand when the last train or tram leave for the evening, especially either on a weekend or on a Friday night going into a weekend. Otherwise, it will be a really expensive taxi ride back to your hotel. I noted that a lot of buses and trams stop from about 12:30 am until 5:30-ish the next morning.
MORE ADVICE: When you get off the tram at your destination, make sure you know where the stop in the opposite direction is located. Sometimes, it's right across the street. Sometimes, it's not. Walk over there and write down the last tram or bus.
Here are the specifics. In each case, I left from the 1st District and picked Stephanplatz as my starting point.
[U]Funpalast[/U]: Getting there was very easy. Take the U1 until it ends at Reumannplatz. Look for the 66A bus (usually lots of people are looking for it, too). Pick the one that says "Liesing S. " (Everyone else will be doing the same thing.) After about 15 minutes, get off at the "Sterngasse" stop. Cross the street and walk towards the McDonalds. Keep going in the same direction on Richard Strauss Strasse and Funpalast will be on your right.
Your return bus stop is across the main highway and about 200 m north of where you got off. It's at the end of a strip mall, which also contains a convenient Bank of Austria with ATM machines. Although my experience at Funpalast was average at best, getting there on public transportation was simple.
[U]Fresh[/U]: This started out as more complicated because it involved a tram ride on a different company (I think), but, ultimately turned out to be very convenient. You need to catch the "Wiener Lokalbahnen" or "WLB" tram. They are tan & blue rather than red & white like most other Vienna trams and buses. I'm not sure if a day or weekly ticket included the WLB. To be safe, I bought a separate ticket for a whopping EUR 2. 20. This investment was worth it when compared to the fine if I screwed up and got caught.
I picked up the WLB at Kartnerstrasse not far from Maxim. You can also catch it from the U6 at Bahnhoff Meidling. From wherever you pick it up, you want to be heading in the direction of "Baden Josefsplatz" or simply "Baden. " Get off at Neu Erlaa and you are literally at the front door of Fresh. You can see the back of the club (with signs) as you pull into the station. It's literally less than 150 m to the club. If you need cash or burgers, walk south another traffic light. Turn right at the Billa grocery store and there is a bank and ATM on the opposite corner. Just north of Fresh are a couple of burger joints.