Classic Lemon and no lemonade to be made.
First off I finally got hit by a motorcycle. Facing 2 lanes of traffic trying to cross to the median so I can then cross the other 2 lanes. Motorcycle going along the side of the street going the wrong way can see me because he is behind me. I see an opeing and start to cross at the same time he reaches me and tries to go around me which puts him in my path to cross. He hits me and he and his motorcycle fall over. No damage to either of us or the motorcycle. A few guys nearby start to get a little close. The guy on the bike is mad but the others seem to feel that it was his fault so do not get involved (luckily). I try to cross again and he zooms his bike in front blocking me 2 times. I get angry telling him he fucked up. I cross and take a scenic route in case he gets any buddies nearby.
FYI I have not been showing the time on my phone or talking about shorted time to the cleaning crew of Classic and have had no more issues.
Mama Cha Cha (light brown / dark blnde hair) gave me new girl and she was pretty and friendly as we talked for a few minutes. Mama went to get the condom and room number. My girl got a mirror out of her bag and was checking herself out in the dark main room. Weird. Get to the bedroom and she takes off her shoes and mentions BJ. I said no need. Not my thing. She then brought it up 2 more times and I told her it is nearly impossible for me to cum that way so I bypass most times. Bad vibe begins. I start stripping. I have my not tight but not super baggy boxer shorts on. She says I am big and I show her my little finger and say no. She again says it is big. She has not even seen it and I am not hard. FYI I am not a big guy and my junk matches my size. Huge bad omen which always results in girls complaining after just 5-10 minutes of pain. She takes her mirror out of her bag and admires herself again as I jump into the shower. Bad mojo. I take a quick shower. Get out and she mentions BJ yet again. SOB! I dry off quickly. She has not taken any clothes off. WTFFFFF! The witch must think she will give me a BJ with her clothes on and jet out the door or something. She may be new to Classic but she has lots of experience in trying to give the least amount of service possible because she thinks she is a Princess. She was not new to the game what-so-ever. I grab my clothes and get dressed and out the door. Tell mama about the stupid witch. She gets me a new girl who was great. No extra fee. Just change of girls.
I wish I could have seen her walk of shame. I took many girls there with few problems. So the cleaning crew probably asked her what happened, then the girls she sits with asked her the same, and lastly the mama. Haha.
Classic, ground floor report
After banging this hijab girl in the afternoon, I wasn't sure about what
I'd do in the evening.
I saw Expat American's recommendation of a Japanese steak house on the
second floor of Citiwalk Gaja Meda mall, so thought I'd go there after
finishing in the gym at Redtop hotel around 7 pm, but Google indicated
that mall closes at 7pm, so no go.
For those who enjoy a daily workout, I can recommend Redtop hotel btw. Gym
is as good as a low-end standalone gym, which is of course pretty good as
far as hotel gyms are concerned. Pool is also long enough for swimming
laps (around 20m I guess), and pretty empty most of the time.
Next up was Banana Boi's Holy Cow steak house, walking distance from
Redtop, and not far from Classic, so thought that sounded like a good
alternative, and I could drop by Classic on the way back if I wanted.
I agree with Banana Boi. My steak was cooked perfectly (medium raw),
and quality was decent. 255,000 for 400g of decent quality striploin,
so no complaints. Not sure if prices here are cheaper or more expensive
than Bangkok. My gut feeling it's the latter, but I haven't really
quantified it.
Hijab girl from earlier today messaged me while I was at Holy Cow,
as she had previously wanted to come over after work. She wanted to
come over and spend the night after finishing work, but she's not so hot
that junior would enjoy banging her a third time the same day, so I had
politely indicated while she was here that I could not. She was obviously
hoping I would change my mind, but alas, I was not in the mood for that.
Instead I slowly walked over to Classic after my dinner, got a bracelet
to keep around my arm and later pay 5,000 for, and entered the dimly
lit club. I entered around 9pm, and I'd say it's not the best time.
Some girls were half a sleep, mamasan Cha-Cha I could not see, and
instead I was set upon by a gaggle of other mamasans, one more annoying
than the other. At least this Sunday night at 9pm, the mood in the club
was rather sleepy. Better the other two days when I was there around
6 pm.
I rotated myself from spot to spot to have a look at all the girls,
each time being beset upon by the annoying mamasan guarding that
particular flock. I saw L again too, but she was too busy chewing on
a chicken bone to notice me in the dark. Her herd was rather thin at
the moment, with just 6-7 girls, and I could not see any mamasan to herd
them up in a standing position for me to have a better look at either.
Never mind that however, as I could easily see that apart from L, which
I would certainly not take for a third day in a row, there were nobody
there attractive to me.
I even did the round twice, and hung around for a bit, but could not
see anyone I liked enough to want to bang at the moment, so I went up to
the cashier, paid my 5,000, got some piece of wood to give the doormen
so they would not beat me up upon leaving, and exited the club.
On the ground floor of Classic there is another place, right by the
entrance. You can hear the music pumping. I've read some reports here
indicating it may possibly be a rip-off place, but the reports were
uncertain. I was therefor a bit wary, but went up to the reception
and asked what the price to enter was, and the girl pointed at the sign
directly in front of me saying 30,000. So 6 times the price of entering
two floors up.
I was not sure what kind of place this was, and asked the doorman if
it was the same type of place as upstairs, to which he indicated yes,
as I'm sure he would do if it was a rip-off joint too.
Anyway, I thought I'd enter and if nothing else, I could warn off other
brothers if indeed it was a rip-off joint, so I indicated I wanted
to enter, and got the same type of bracelet around my arm.
Upon entering I saw that the place is similar to the place upstairs
indeed, but a tiny bit more classy perhaps? Like flying coach, but
getting metal utensils with your food, rather than one-time plastic utensils
perhaps?
There was also some crappy live band playing crappy music, and a
group of annoying Chinese entered, displaying their uncouth manners.
Including one particular young idiot, who appeared to be treating his friends
to a girl each, putting his hand down every possibly candidate's bra to check
if her bra was padded and how big her breasts were.
The organization on this floor is more effective however, with all
the girls sitting in one location, and one or two mamasans handling
all of them. Mamasan told me the price was either 600,000 or 650,000,
depending on the girl. No idea what differentiates the girls.
For the price you get one hour, one shot. Like upstairs.
The mamasans here are laid back and not annoying and pushy like upstairs,
which is good, so you can just sit by yourself and have look while
enjoying a drink (I did not order anything, and that was fine too).
The mamasan all use some laser pen that they shine into the girls face
to indicate what girl they want to stand up however, which annoys the
girls every time and you can almost hear them swearing, even with no
sound or understanding of the language.
I was having some trouble understanding why the girls here cost twice as
much as upstairs. Upstairs at that time there were around 50-60 girls
I'd guess, and downstairs here around 30-40. After looking for a while,
I guess I'd agree the quality was on average perhaps slightly better, but
I'd not start a fight with anyone saying there is no difference between
the girls here and upstairs. I'm thinking if I'm going to pay double,
the difference should be pretty obvious, but to me it was very slight.
You can call for a lineup, which will bring all the girls up in front
of you in groups of 10-15 at a time. I did not ask for that, but other
guys did a few times while I was there, so I moved over to look when
that happened. I didn't notice anyone I wanted to bang all that much
in the beginning, but after a while I did notice on girl. Perhaps because
she was not bothering to join the multiple line-ups.
She did not want to make eye contact with me, nor get up for most of
the lineups, though she did get up once or twice and I thought, ok,
I'll go with her. Alas, it was not to be.
I asked mamasan a bit about the girl (age, baby or no baby), and then
told mamasan I'd like to talk with her. At that same time a new lineup
was called, and that girl also joined, walking over to the other side
of the club. Mamasan exchanged some words with the girl as she was
walking past us. What they said I do not know, but mamasan said the girl
was scared of me. I'm not sure if she meant scared of how ugly I was,
or of the huge dick she could perhaps see through my pants with her
x-ray vision, but mamasan was positive it was the latter and not the
former.
I suggested mamasan talk a bit with the girl, and that my dick was
rather small and it would not be a problem, while I hung around waiting.
Unfortunately it ended with mamasan telling me the girl was scared and did
not want to go with me, and that she could not force her (a good thing,
that, of course). But mamasan had many other girls I could choose from,
why I not choose someone else? Had I not banged hijab girl
twice that day already, I would probably have chosen another girl,
as there were one or two other girls there I thought also looked ok,
but I was not in the mood. Instead I went up to the cashier, paid my
30,000, and got a similar piece of wood to show the doormen upon exit.
So no problems experienced.
I could have walked over to Emporivm then, but it was already 10 pm, so
it would apparently be too late for me to combine banging a girl there
with relaxing half an hour in the pool first (as was the case yesterday
too, to my sad surprise), and I was too tired to spend around 1.5M, +/-,
with the tip included, to just bang a girl there. I'd probably have
gone over if I could have relaxed in the pool too. Not sure what time
it closes, but the girl yesterday, when we went to the room at 10:30,
said the pool was closed already, but did not know when.
Instead I just went back to Redtop and wrote this undoubtedly interesting
fieldreport. :-/