Latest update. Not so cool.
[QUOTE=Ekayaka;1640040]Great report after a long time. Well done bro. Really admire your effort. Most MPs got terrible washrooms. Always wear rubber flip flops so you can wear them to the wash room as well. If you wear shoes you'll have to go barefoot to the bath which is the last thing we want to do. Get your PM facility soon.
Cheers.
EkaYaka.[/QUOTE]Thanks bro. Yeah I know. Most of these places have the worst washrooms and like you said always better to wear flip flops. And I would even suggest taking your own bar of soap and bottle of oil.
So this is today's experience. Wanted to get the girl I was talking about for FS today but since the home surroundings were against me decided to go out and try a new MP out. Wanted to explore a place mentioned here close to my area. But first there was another one on the way to my target destination in the outer pillow area. This is place you can find after passing a P&S and has a laundry next to it. Up stair spot. Was very open so was skeptical but waited until the area gets a bit less crowded and went in. Called before I went in and was told they have girls. Went in and it had two old looking aunties with their faces covered with make up and a bunch of jobless fellas who were staring at me as I came to rob the place. Turned back after saying "I need a herbal steam bath" which I assumed they obviously don't have and made it sound it's the reason. Got in a tuk and started heading towards the Thalawathugoda area to visit this often talked about MP. Up stair spot yet again and once you go in there is a set of framed ayurvedic certificates hung on the walls (hint). Paid 1 k for a 45 minutes session. The billing dude asked me to to follow him and ended up in a room filled with girls who looked depressed. There were about 5 girls and was asked to select. Not the most comfortable thing for me to do but got this small built girl who was a bit on the tan side. Went in to the cubicle which was larger than the one in the previous MP. The bed looked bigger and in better condition. Washed my legs and arms and came into the cubicle.
The girl was short, small built, tan and had long hair. Had a lot of makeup on which was the case with all the girls. Was not the friendliest. Had a massive attitude and looked depressed. Although it's not a positive as far as the value for money is concerned, I felt sorry as I figured she is having a bad day. The massage started and it was hopeless. Won't spend time mentioning how bad it was. Then she asked "Do you need the handshake sir? I didn't feel like going for it but didn't want to tip her for nothing. So said yes. She wanted the top up front (1 k) because apparently some people leave without tipping them. I tried to cheer her up and did succeed at times. But I don't know. Not the cheerful type. I asked her personal details and her story is sad. (which sounded genuine to me and not going to expose here either way). The highlight to me was "I am not doing this willingly". I was turned off and felt bad after hearing her story and told her to stop the HS and said I would tip her anyway. But she told me she wants to finish it because or else she will feel bad. Anyway shot the load fantasizing about a past experience, she cleaned me up, I got dressed and gave an additional. 5 k. Felt like she has been treated bad the whole day from the MP as well. So I wanted to be a bit nice to her. She thanked me and I said I won't be coming there anymore. Gave her a hug and took off.
Bottom line, avoid both these places fellas. The one in outer pillow passing the P&S towards the king's throat road (too open, old aunties, jobless dudes roaming around who stare at you from the point you enter there) and the often talked about place in Thalawathugoda with certificates hanging on the walls. The later mentioned had a couple of good looking girls (including the one I got) but they looked very rude and I think their management is messy. Looked as if they do not like working their and their frustration comes out of the client which is not what we want. Felt for them but will not be visiting either of these places.
Total damage - 2.5 k. (1 k for the place and 1.5 k for the girl).
WIR. Nope.
Super MP girl with great attitude
Had a really good session at a spa in Ethul kotte area, . The girl name is Ms Sha, She used to work at down stair spa. She is very fair, straight hair, with dress look like having tummy, Not a stunner, but attractive. Only downside she has very small lips. Entrance fee 1200. They have cubicles, with AC, a large mirror in the room. I didn't know what extras possible, but she given very good massage, then come to extras without any discussion of tip she started giving DFK and BBBJ. Superb attitude. When I tried to explore down she was wearing a pads so I stopped and said another day. Then she smiled and told "no no its for bad customers, you go ahead". Then in between I requested whether FS is possible, she said "yes sir, but you have to pay another Rs. 2000". I asked to front desk? She said no no. To me. I said "I will give for sure". She didn't ask money upfront but give very good service with all the clothes removed. Superb girl. No hurry. Very accommodating.
Reflection Upon a Mediocre Career
Hiya People,
So I was stuck in a heavy traffic jam last week. Traffic was moving so damn slowly. Seriously my pubic hair grew faster than the speed the traffic was moving. Felt like leaving the car on the road and jumping to the Kelani river to swim home. Luckily, maybe because of the spirituality of the surroundings, I suddenly remembered I can't swim. So instead, to kill some time and relieve my stress a bit I decided to make a mental list of all my spa visits and calculate how much money I've blown on cock relief in my mongering life thus far.
I made my debut late April this year and it turns out I've had the privilege of having 15 girls toss me off during my short mongering career thus far. Some may say I'm a sad pathetic sob. I say fuck 'them. I'm getting my kicks without harming anyone. So I'm happy (sort of). Never got to work out the expenditure as I eventually came out of the traffic.
Since the cricket is so depressing these days, here are some statistical highlights from my career for you guys to feel better about yourselves (hopefully).
No of spas visited: 7.
Best: None (All were shit).
No of therapists utilized: 15.
No of pussies seen: 14 (One heartless * denied me the joy. Apparently new management and new policies).
No if titties seen: 29 (Same * mentioned above. Just popped one out momentarily after much persuasion. Fuck the new management!
FS: Nil.
BBBJ: 1 (How the hell do you guys persuade the girls to do this?? AcneLanka, youe ultimate task master; please give me some pointers cause every time I ask for this, I either get a lecture on STDs or get a resounding NO).
CBJ: 1.
DFK: Nil (No regrets. Didn't really want it anyways).
DATY: Nil (No regrets. Didn't really want this either).
TF: 1 (One of my abbreviations. Update the list Admins!! Stands for Thigh fuck. Better known as "Gal Kapilla".
Facials: 1 (Felt so sorry for the girl afterwards seeing my "man soup" dribbling down her face that I tipped her double and apologized when leaving. Never doing that again. How porn has ruined my otherwise innocent mind!
** please note that BBBJ, TF and Facial was all in 1 session with 1 girl. Bless her. So you can imagine how mediocre my other sessions must have been.
I have only reported on a few visits so far. Hoping add a few more reports on some of my memorable outings in due course.
Sorry about posting a report that serves no purpose to anybody. Just felt like I needed to write this down.
TC and happy mongering!!
Was ripped off but I left a happy man.
After experiencing total dissatisfaction with the quality of a few MP's I visited over the last couple of weeks I was losing hopes in finding a good quality MP close to my place. The germ freak I am, I can't stand unclean washrooms and rooms. Did a small research on the net last night which came in handy. Came across this site which had names, addresses and numbers of spas in Colombo. However prepared myself for the worst quality and left home after ringing this MP in Nawala Road. Since we all need satisfaction with the quality of the MP's which is lacking these days, I will first make this an opportunity to give a brief review on the place. Located in Nawala road, this place has a brilliant "Singer" facing it. Superb vocals. And next to it is a highly "Spirited" place. . Up stair spot and let me tell you this would be ideal for a Sunday visit since all the shops around are closed and privacy is assured when you enter provided you don't run in to it like an Archimedes who just found the next biggest thing in mathematics. Looks a new place from what I saw. Haven't seen the name mentioned here either. Has cubicles which are partitioned with a satisfactory level of distance to each other plus have comfy and new massage beds. Wash room was not the best but still I didn't feel grossed out. Better than most but don't know for how long it will be. So in conclusion about the spot, I would recommend this to yoll without any hesitation from a quality, privacy point of view.
So I went in and all the staff were having lunch. There were three dudes in the reception. To my surprise the billing dude from the MP mentioned in my previous post was there too. He recognized me and smiled and waved at me. But the manager here is a different one. Was billed 1 k for an hour (which is better considering all the other places provide only 45 minutes for that price). Three girls were having lunch in a small room. They weren't facing me so took this chance to observe the quality of the girls without making my shyness an obstacle. I could notice all three of them and although they were sitting was able to notice three really slim bodies sitting on the chairs having lunch. Then came the faces. Was able to notice the side of the face of the one who was sitting closest to the door of the room. Tan girl and nice hair. Was going to select her until this stunning looking tan beauty came out of the room. She looked at me and presented me with a lovely smile. That was it! I wanted her!. Told the billing dude that I want her and was escorted to the cubicle in the farthest corner. Towels were messy so didn't want to use them. Had a brief wash and came to the cubicle.
This girl had hauntingly stunning eyes. That was the highlight for me. Really slim, black wavy hair, sharp nose and around 5'3 in height. Not the best boobs but they were very firm. Small curvy hips which lead to a beautiful little ass which compliments everything else in the best possible way. But her eyes man! She had the type of eyes which look into your whole soul. Really gorgeous. The only drawback was her hands which looked and were strong in comparison to her sweet femininity but not surprising because she did a wonderful job with the massage. She did it admirably well and I was very satisfied. Her foot massage was the best. Was having a chat while this was going on and was told she had been in the scene for about 3 months. Looked about 26 and my guess was correct. She had just recovered from a cold and was saying her head is feeling a bit heavy with phlegm. I genuinely suggested what I do to get over a cold and phlegm and she paid total attention as if I were a doctor. So I was asking how she feels frequently to make her feel safe, cared of and comfortable. She offered me extras and took off my boxers. Said HS and touching is possible. I said ok and she was making my willy active with oil. I took her close to me and slid my arm around her. Her hips were so slim. I walked my fingers on her back and she was jerking me quite slowly. I was hard and was having a chat while all this was going on. Just day to day stuff. She said I was her first client for the day. She had signed in late for work today. She was innocent in her mannerism like the one I told I wanted to bring down for FS in a previous post of mine which I love. Not the cunning type. Time went on with this action and I was told she is a mom. As a policy I do not do anything with boobs with girls who have kids. Not just because of STD's but it doesn't feel right to me. (it's just me). But she hinted it's ok to do anything with them although I didn't go for it. Touched her ass and squeezed it a bit. She kinda liked it. Time has flown without notice and the next thing I hear is the billing dude telling the girl that her time is up. I was nowhere near to shooting my load and asked her if it's possible to extend it for another half an hour with an extra charge of. 5 k. She went and asked and the bugger said I have to pay for a full hour. I didn't want to ruin my mood because I was already having a good time and said it's ok. She jerked me while I took her face close to mine and started feeling her neck. It felt great. Love it when the girl's hair falls on my face and fully covers it. I was way too tempted at this point and shot the load holding her tight. She did it a bit extra even after I shot it. Balls were drained. I wanted to help her with the cleaning and asked to give me a tissue but she refused to. She was like you don't have to bother, I'll do it. Sign of a caring girl and always a turn on. Anyway she took my advice on certain things all the while during the chat (can't expose) and we kinda developed a mutual trust which I want to do with all girls I get. I wanted to give her 1. 5 k but since the session was extended I couldn't give her what I planned to give and had to pay extra to the MP. Tipped her 1 k and she happily took it. Took her number down said goodbye and took off. She said she doesn't go for FS and although I would love to convince her for a session I wouldn't go for it because I respect her choice if it's genuine.
Bottom line, although I was ripped off an extra 1 k I was happy. The learning point for me which I want to share with yoll today is make sure to ask for a 1.5 hour session if everything looks promising. This place although bills you 1 k for an hour will charge you an hour's fee for an extra minute spent there and negotiating with these billing dudes is the last thing you want to do in the middle of a good session. Hope yoll will figure out the spot and the girl. This is the girl there with the most gorgeous eyes there. And make sure you treat her extra well in case you select her.
Total damage- 3 k. (2 k for the MP and 1 k for the girl).
WIR. Yes!. Nearness, privacy, good selection of girls and good quality of the place. I ma have a session with the same girl soon.
Stay safe yoll. Happy mongering.
Inosha I need this Uzbek girl number
Inosha,
Can I get this Uzbek girls contact please. Really appreciate it.
[QUOTE=Inosha;1642616]Had a session with a "russian" provided by Kumar. Called K and was told to come to a place (said that she is in that area). He is a real bungler. He turned up 1 HR late, then said that she had gone back home. Had to go with him to her home, pick her and come back to a place she was comfortable in the original area that I was told to come.
Went in, took a room.
Had a great time. Good GFE. Did not request BJ, went straight to missionary followed by doggy. The had a little difficulty accommodating.
I learnt that she was uzbek, not russian with dark hair.
Age: said 24, but looked at least 28.
Boobs: A cup, great (I like them small).
Pussy: Nice, clean and shaven. Quite tight.
Dropped her back to her place afterwards.
Damage 11 + 2(room)[/QUOTE]
