Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

I arrived in Bkk Friday early morning and had a few hours before my room got ready so I looked for a massage shop that would be open early to get a foot massage and found only one in soi4 (before 9 am). After the foot massage I walked until Nana bts to change some cash and I past that shop with a pretty girl standing outside, I saw the sign with the name of the shop on it and remembered it has been discussed here not long ago. I just remembered there was a long report of a guy that liked it and a post from ET saying that it's hard to spot the few good looking girls here because they may work on other shops from the same owner. I had a look at the exchange located on the corner of soi8 and went upstairs to have a look at superrich, but we have to pay for the bts fare to reach supper rich in Nana so I had to come down and walk past that shop again. This time I had a better look at the girl and I thought she was really good looking, pretty face even with just a little make up, long dark straight hairs, slim body. So I changed my money and came back to her. Downstairs she told me the price: 500 baht for oil massage and made it clear that there will be other things available, I didn't discuss the price for that downstairs because there was another girl standing there. Upstairs I paid the 500 baht upfront, she then offered me to take a shower, which I gladly accepted given that I had a 12 hours flight and didn't take a shower yet.

Once in the room she directly took off her dress and stayed in black underwear and her black top. She was attractive and the naked part of her body was beautifull. She told me that in that shop she has to offer extra services in order to make bucks so I asked her her prices and surprise, it was expensive. HJ for 1000, BJ for 1500, and FS for 3000. I told her right away that it was expensive, and offered her 1000 for the BJ but she didn't accept. Then she guessed the country I come from and said that she knew when I past her two times that I would be the kind of guy that won't pay her the amount she asks, and then added that we are stingy and look only for cheap fucks. This was not going to make me angry at all as I just arrived in Thailand and was in a good mood. So she proceeded to a OK oil massage for the reminding time and didn't talk much untill the end of the massage where she tried to explain that she has to give 300 baht to the shop each time she gets a customer upstairs, so actually she was losing money each time a guy refused her extra services. I didn't believe that part, I think it's pure BS.

I gave her a 100 baht tip because she took some time messaging my ass ans I liked it.

So if any guy would agree with these prices and still would like to see what she looks like, I met her on Friday morning at around 10 am, her name is Pim, pretty face, around 160 cm and slim and she's got a very beautiful ass. I didn't ask her age but I would guess between 30 and 35 but in very good shape.

For me it's a no go in that shop anymore.

The same day in the evening I went to Loli. Tas and will talk about it in another report.

[QUOTE=Gargano19;2375811]She took the condoms off and put the fuckin glove on. Now, I hate something going on my ass. So I was very hesitant. She started HJ by her left hand and her right hand index finger was going in my ass. It sucked. It felt like I was about to...[/QUOTE]Unless a guy happens to be into a bit of "pegging" the complex range of not-quite-sex services offered by Analisa doesn't sound very promising. I also wouldn't want to end up like a former superstar that I once knew. After a few years at Snow White, her cute backdoor had all but been kicked off its hinges and was starting to look like the hole left by a fat man falling through ice. There will be no anal probe in my future unless I happen to get abducted by aliens.

All this talk of Mango has got me thinking of another MP that used to get a lot of reviews on this forum but then fell out of favour due to the anal surcharge. Bamboo. Anyone been there recently? They have quite a long list of girls on the website but photos are either absent or useless.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2376066]Amm has body that is mediocre for me. A slimmer body with curves would excite me more (lose a few kilos maybe).[/QUOTE]Is her body just not slim and curvy enough for you or does she have baby damage too?

[QUOTE==*****man;2376553]All this talk of Mango has got me thinking of another MP that used to get a lot of reviews on this forum but then fell out of favour due to the anal surcharge. Bamboo. Anyone been there recently? They have quite a long list of girls on the website but photos are either absent or useless.[/QUOTE]When I last went to Bamboo, the three girls on duty reacted to my arrival like Father Christmas had unexpectedly fallen down their chimney. One was bubbly and the other two were shy. They were all pleased to see me but seemed unsure about what they should actually do. I invited them to sit with me on the sofa. It was all quite convivial. I should have asked them to make me a sandwich.

I should also have chosen the bubbly girl but one of the others was young, pretty, tall and slim. In the room, she was willing but physically very stiff. I can't remember her name. It was six months ago.

Bamboo is a little piece of Phrom Phong sitting uneasily among the tourist-traps of Nana. Paolo99's review of the "Nangseeda useless shop" below describes a massage service more typical of this area.

Bamboo's website appears to be unmaintained. It lists the details of girls who left long ago. That aside, I think the shop is worth a walk-in visit for those who enjoy a change of scene.

Emailed in advance looking to book with Nadia based on some reviews but was told she is off this week. Told them what I was looking for and they recommended Alice. Showed up for my appointment yesterday a few minutes early. Paid the 90 minute rate of 3,500. About 10 minutes after the appointment Alice came running through the front lobby door in her street clothes. Quickly changed and then I was escorted upstairs. At first I thought this might be an indicator of my experiences to come but not so.

Doki Doki definitely has a creative service with the air mattress, oil and all. Alice is a cute petite girl, no tits but nice body and look. She began the body to body massage and at first it was like getting a massage from a feather duster. Here I guess is where a pair of firm bolt on's might have helped. But nonetheless she did a great job. Used her tongue all over my body and then began a nice BBBJ. She's definitely got some skills here. From previous reviews I thought we'the move to the bed and have FS but she began on the oily mattress which I suppose can be problematic for some. But she took it in many positions, some anal play and did a nice job.

After I finished, she showered me again and herself and told me to move to the bed. I was thinking the session was over but she proceeded to give me a great massage. This time she did a great job and knew what she was doing. Then flipped me over and asked if I wanted a second round. I told her I am good and she then said OK I will massage you some more. Session went on longer than I expected to be honest. But was one of the best experiences I had. Expensive I suppose but truly and experience worth having.

[QUOTE=Gargano19;2375811]After living in Bangkok for a while, it's amazing that yesterday was the first time I visited Analisa. I just returned from Prague on Tuesday, so wanted to try something new here.

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Overall, a great shop.

WIR. Sure.

Cons. Quality of girls, no BBBJ.[/QUOTE]Nice review. Can I ask which Analisa location you visited? Asoke or Nana? From the reviews I have read the Asoke location (mother shop) has better quality ladies and service.

SL.

[QUOTE=*****man;2376555]Is her body just not slim and curvy enough for you or does she have baby damage too?[/QUOTE]I quite readily accept girls with babies as you know. Very minor baby damage does not put me off, but don't like shrunken sag bag tits, large railway tracks, or cavernous (enormous) pussy size.

Amm may well have a baby. I honestly forget, but if so it was clearly not dominating my thought process. I don't recall any damage levels (suggesting minor if any). Not a slim sexy model though. You know equally well I am not in a position to comment on 2 pops, ass fucking extra, just things not on my agenda. You could search for my Amm report. It may divulge the answer. May have been 2 years ago.

Session with Amm was quite good for her attitude and I got it off just fine. Chemistry good. Just not quite my looks spec to be exciting enough. I can't find every nice girl to be really hot, unfortunately. So yeh, I think she is a nice girl. I rate her higher for looks than Cheer a famous past girl that I never repeated as just not hot enough. So you understand a bit picky. Famous Cherry though had a vastly hotter body than Amm. Little Cat was once a favourite with face and body both better than Amm. I also did Fern a few times (skinnier).

Probably all of these girls had babies or maybe an exception or two (I can't even remember). Mostly mothers fuck better for me, yet some girls were not quite the same any more after a baby (pussy was different) and I gave them away. Have no rule. Each girl is a case by case basis and baby is not an evaluation criteria for me. Body and pussy is. Fortunately my Mrs' pussy is perfection for me with good grip, even she has had a baby 19 years ago. Big deal! I love her ass and pussy. Not bored. All my remaining regulars have babies. My last non baby girl may have been SW newbie girl.

Never understand why the baby question is so important. Is it about needing a pussy just as tight as an asshole? or just a psychological thing? or something else?

What percentage of hookers are gorgeous and are not single mothers? ha ha. Has to be low. They would have other options.

[QUOTE=MrBenn;2376402]There will be no anal probe in my future unless I happen to get abducted by aliens.[/QUOTE]Amusing. Yeh, not all of us are into that. Nice ball tickling can be lovely. Even rimming, but that is enough for me. I don't blame girls that are not into having ass rammed by a large "sausage" for up to 30 minutes. They just don't offer it to me. Maybe a little dick for 3 minutes and shoot would be fine / tolerable for them.

One Mango girl of the past Aeh, said she would give me her ass, but only at the end after she already got her pop first. Ha ha. She was a wild cat biting and clawing. No way could she pop with distraction of a dick in the ass. Maybe she had left only 5 minutes or so remaining on the clock. That was my last Ass fuck (that I recall) and very tight indeed. Maybe 2 or 3 years back. Never repeated her for fear of bite marks, hickeys, or scratches.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2376838]I don't blame girls that are not into having ass rammed by a large "sausage" for up to 30 minutes. They just don't offer it to me. Maybe a little dick for 3 minutes and shoot would be fine / tolerable for them.

One Mango girl of the past Aeh, said she would give me her ass, but only at the end after she already got her pop first. Ha ha. She was a wild cat biting and clawing. No way could she pop with distraction of a dick in the ass. Maybe she had left only 5 minutes or so remaining on the clock. That was my last Ass fuck (that I recall) and very tight indeed. Maybe 2 or 3 years back. Never repeated her for fear of bite marks, hickeys, or scratches.[/QUOTE]I normally do anal only when it is offered but, when I do it on spec, I would typically be in and out of the lucky lady's soil pipe within 10 minutes while keeping alive any last flicker of her arousal by performing CPR on her clitoris. That way, she might let me do it again one day.

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Never understand why the baby question is so important. Is it about needing a pussy just as tight as an asshole? or just a psychological thing? or something else?
[/QUOTE]Just the look and feel of baby damage is a turnoff for me.

[QUOTE=*****man;2376867]Just the look and feel of baby damage is a turnoff for me.[/QUOTE]I agree, its big turnoff. Baby damage tits and / or tummy trouble, but not all girls with babies have baby damage. I don't know the overall percentage, but most of my repeat favorite girls have a kid or two and they wouldn't be repeat girls if they showed any damage whatsoever. Believe me! Ha ha.

[QUOTE=MrBenn;2376402]Unless a guy happens to be into a bit of "pegging" the complex range of not-quite-sex services offered by Analisa doesn't sound very promising. I also wouldn't want to end up like a former superstar that I once knew. After a few years at Snow White, her cute backdoor had all but been kicked off its hinges and was starting to look like the hole left by a fat man falling through ice. There will be no anal probe in my future unless I happen to get abducted by aliens.[/QUOTE]Yup, most "activities" at analisa are over the top, mostly catering to people who are bored by the usual services. I know people who are into BDSM, prefer to go to this shop.

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2376115]I arrived in Bkk Friday early morning and had a few hours before my room got ready so I looked for a massage shop that would be open early to get a foot massage and found only one in soi4 (before 9 am). After the foot massage I walked until Nana bts to change some cash and I past that shop with a pretty girl standing outside, I saw the sign with the name of the shop on it and remembered it has been discussed here not long ago. I just remembered there was a long report of a guy that liked it and a post from ET saying that it's hard to spot the few good looking girls here because they may work on other shops from the same owner. I had a look at the exchange located on the corner of soi8 and went upstairs to have a look at superrich, but we have to pay for the bts fare to reach supper rich in Nana so I had to come down and walk past that shop again. This time I had a better look at the girl and I thought she was really good looking, pretty face even with just a little make up, long dark straight hairs, slim body. So I changed my money and came back to her. Downstairs she told me the price: 500 baht for oil massage and made it clear that there will be other things available, I didn't discuss the price for that downstairs because there was another girl standing there. Upstairs I paid the 500 baht upfront, she then offered me to take a shower, which I gladly accepted given that I had a 12 hours flight and didn't take a shower yet..[/QUOTE]Wow the price list was insane. If I remember it correctly, the girl mentioned 1000 for BJ and 1500 for full service, when I was last there. Good on you to not falling for her BS.

This shop is there just to catch the newbies, who have no idea about better shops just couple of miles around this one, so they go in it and agree to insane prices.

[QUOTE=Gargano19;2376905]Wow the price list was insane. If I remember it correctly, the girl mentioned 1000 for BJ and 1500 for full service, when I was last there. Good on you to not falling for her BS.

This shop is there just to catch the newbies, who have no idea about better shops just couple of miles around this one, so they go in it and agree to insane prices.[/QUOTE]It might be that each girl has different prices for their extra because at that moment I was OK for a 1000 baht BJ but she didn't even react to my offer. I saw many girls there and they are not equally beautiful. Last time I past the shop I even saw a LB working as a massage girl.