Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Skogis; 1281634]Bowerboy had a soulution in his earlier post here about suggest group sex to get rid of a lady (or if she into it it is a win win sit.).

I have been e-mailing and chatting (msn) with a girl working in a restaurant in Soi 11. A nice little stunner from Rayong. We had some fun times together and she is into everything (had to work quite a lot to enter the backdoor but that is history now). Lately I get the feeling though that she has become rather serious about our situation and that is not a good thing in my book. I thought I might, upon my arrival the 17. May, try to scare her away about suggestion a 3some. I even asked her if she had a friend willing to participate in such an event.

I got a sms from her now and her manager (also a cute little stunner that I have seen and talked to on previous occations) will participate on Thursday before they start working. Suites me fine as I have an early morning arrival. OMG so it did not scare her at all but I feel like a bit successful despite my initial wish. Well I think I might end this at a later stage then.

Kamagra here we go.[/QUOTE]Try learning the phrase about old buffalo and green grass.

[QUOTE=Tony Hoeprano;1281803]How do you tell a Thai girl she has a smelly poos without having her "lose face"? This chick is attractive and has a nice body, spends a ton on skin care products and treatment services, yet doesn't appear to be aware that her poos stinks. Its to the point where I don't like having sex with her now.[/QUOTE]I'm no doctor, but isn't this usually caused by an infection? Quite common and most women seem to get it now and then, so just tell her it smells like she might have an infection down there and that perhaps she should see a doctor about it to make sure.

[QUOTE=Werqweq;1281815]I'm no doctor, but isn't this usually caused by an infection? Quite common and most women seem to get it now and then, so just tell her it smells like she might have an infection down there and that perhaps she should see a doctor about it to make sure.[/QUOTE]Yep, I was thinking the same

[QUOTE=Tony Hoeprano;1281803]How do you tell a Thai girl she has a smelly poos without having her "lose face"? This chick is attractive and has a nice body, spends a ton on skin care products and treatment services, yet doesn't appear to be aware that her poos stinks. Its to the point where I don't like having sex with her now.[/QUOTE]God I hate that. What a turn off. I have to admit I have never had a Thai girl with a stinky pussy. They are always taking showers. The Hispanics usually stink from my experience.

I would tell her though. If not, stick some Vicks in your nose before you eat it and fuck it. It will kill the stink from her pussy.

[QUOTE=Luvpuss; 1281908]God I hate that. What a turn off. I have to admit I have never had a Thai girl with a stinky pussy. They are always taking showers. The Hispanics usually stink from my experience.

I would tell her though. If not, stick some Vicks in your nose before you eat it and fuck it. It will kill the stink from her pussy.[/QUOTE]Man, the [b]worst pussy of my whole LIFE[/b] was in Thailand. Here's the review I wrote back then:

It was at [b]GARDEN SPA. Washington Square[/b] (now defunct)

[i]

Have not posted anything interesting in a long time and wanted to share with you a nice and surprising experience that happened last year.

I was eating at Bourbon Street (cajun Restaurant) on Washington Square, reading the newspaper and really felt I needed to relax / nap.

Sazanka is next door but I did not want anything with Extras so I headed towards that legit looking massage place across Sazanka. The one that looks like an old Sauna (I think it is actually). Not sure about the name of the place but for those of you who have been to Sazanka, you will know which place I am referring to.

I went inside and they have an old looking counter with price list and an old lady smiling behind it. Place looked dodgy but I was only after a TTM so it did not really matter.

I saw they had TTM at less than 200 thb and 250 thb in VIP Room. Great, if it is cheap, it usually is a legit joint.

I point towards the 250 in VIP Room and the lady gives me a great smile. She asks me to follow her.

We go to an elevator and up to the 3rd or 4th floor. She opens the door to a big room with 2 mattresses on the floor, a sofa with coffee table and a TV.

She opened the TV and asked me to change into the TTM Clothes.

I did so but switched off the TV as I wanted to sleep. I sat on the Sofa plating with my phone until the masseuse showed up. The room was very dark and I wasn't interested who was gong to do the massage so I did not even look at her.

I laid down on my stomach and went to sleep. She must have sensed that I was tired and did not give a strong massage because I did not feel a thing. Maybe she did not even massage me and watched TV for half an hour LOL. I was so sound asleep.

Time to turn over, I woke up a little and dozed off again. I am not sure how long had passed but something woke me up. I felt the lady was massaging my cock through the TTM Pants. I wanted to have a better look and tried to get my head up but the lady pushed me back down "ok, you sleep".

I laid back down but couldn't sleep anymore, just closed my eyes and enjoyed. She lowered my pants and started to stroke me slowly, then faster until I sensed a warm feeling around my cock: she had put me in her mouth.

As I opened my eyes, I saw that she was touching herself while blowing me. She was doing a pretty good job. As I was close to erupting, I got up, disrobed her and was ready to give her the rooting she wanted.

As I removed her panties, I had to take a few steps back! Some ladies have a strong Fishy smell "down there" but this girl's fish had died long ago and she probably left it inside to rot. The smell was almost so strong I was going to puke. The Thai masseuse (young, slim and not bad looking) seemed completely oblivious to the smell (could it be that she sniffs so many time on these inhalers that she lost every sense of smell?)

I needed to get out of there and FAST! I took a deep breath, apologised saying I had no condom. No way, she happily took out some from her purse.

I was sweating, trying to find a way to escape. My pecker was so scared it never looked that small, I think if it could hide inside my body, it would have.

To cut a long Story Short, My phone Rang and I was never so happy to hear it ring. I told her it is my boss and I have to run. She looked disappointed and begged me to come back for her.

Even though she got dressed there was still a lingering Stench in the room. I wonder what the Maid must have though when she entered the room to clean it.

I wanted to give my masseuse a tip but she only took 100thb and asked me to come back "I like you hansum, you come see me, I want you" yeah, right.

Shit, almost a year has passed and the smell is still tickling my nostrils.

Anyway, for those of you who always wondered, that Sauna joint looks like it is an FS friendly place since even the TTM girls carry condoms. [/i]

[QUOTE=Tony Hoeprano;1281803]How do you tell a Thai girl she has a smelly poos without having her "lose face"? This chick is attractive and has a nice body, spends a ton on skin care products and treatment services, yet doesn't appear to be aware that her poos stinks. Its to the point where I don't like having sex with her now.[/QUOTE]What is wrong with you? Dig yourself into the situation and think of it as a aging wheel of strong Italian cheese from your favorite deli? Dig in and get yourself some Thai Dorian don't you know it is in season? Or better yet you don't need to say a word? Just finger fuck her get a scope of that lovely smelly yeast infection and then while you are kissing her rub that same finger over her nose. She won't say a word but she will get the point and get it fix. Or last, you get just get busy with your tongue and dig in and clean up the mess yourself.

LBM

[QUOTE=Juggie2006;1281598]Brothers, I will be staying at hotel four seasons as I will be attending a conference. As this is my first time alone to Bangkok, I need advise as to whether the place is near any great entertainment areas.[/QUOTE]Juggie, search for "Four Seasons Bangkok" in Google Maps. See where you are? See the big orange expressway ("toll road")? Just to the east is a llabel "Nana Hotel." That's ground zero, and not a bad walk from your hotel.

[QUOTE=Juggie2006; 1281598]Brothers, I will be staying at hotel four seasons as I will be attending a conference. As this is my first time alone to Bangkok, I need advise as to whether the place is near any great entertainment areas. I have tried to find information on this hotel from this forum but was not able to do so. There is far too much info on the bars / areas and I am totally confused. Assuming that I don't have time to experiment, whats the best option for me to get a nice girl and have a meaningful 2 hour GFE session! I don't want to go too far from the hotel.

Thanks in advance.

Cheers,

Juggie[/QUOTE]I think the best thing you can do is go to Mango's website: [url]http://www.mangomassagebkk.com/ladies/[/url] Or go to Snow white Website: [url]http://snowwhitesoi26.com/ladies.html[/url]

And call them, ask for a girl to join you in the room.

Easy peasy.

Or hop in the Rachadamri BTS (Silom Line) and go to Sala Daeng (Patpong) and there is a lot there to do. Oily, Soapy, BJ Bars, bars. Take your pick

[QUOTE=Nick Depalma; 1281747]Was wondering if the massage places all have rubbers / raincoats on hand?

Else, I'm assuming a nearby drug store has a good selection at a reasonably cost?

Does anyone have a reliable chemist for the blue diamonds?

Thanks brothers![/QUOTE]Best chemist I know is the big one next to Bulys Pub on Sukh close to entrance to Nana. Think gas station, pharma and Bullys. They have everything you want there, I've been buying there for several years. This year I aslo bought some Cappra, no idea if its good, but will try it this weekend. A member posted about it recently.

[QUOTE=Harold444; 1281993]Nobodys perfect!

Just tell her she smells like an indian down under and leave.

Re-her losing her face. Were you planning on telling her in front of her friends. Hahahahahaha?

You live there mr Tony?[/QUOTE]Yes sir. I live here. Not exactly easy telling a girl smells like an Indian after she treats you to swensons LOL.

Hmmm just texted her she had an infection yesterday and haven't heard back yet.

Speaking of Indians in Thailand, I've noticed quite a few of them holding hands together, is this an indian custom, like Italians kiss each other on the cheek, or they gay? I have yet to see an Indian holding hands with a a Thai girl.. I guess I haven't been here long enough..

[QUOTE=Tony Hoeprano;1282118]Speaking of Indians in Thailand, I've noticed quite a few of them holding hands together, is this an indian custom? .[/QUOTE]That's a question that only someone who has never been to India could ask. Or someone who's world has taken him from the factory floor to lower Sukh, with no stops in between. Yeah, it's customary. Redirect your gaydar to tune in on LB's.

[QUOTE=Tony Hoeprano;1282118]Yes sir. I live here. Speaking of Indians in Thailand, I've noticed quite a few of them holding hands together, is this an indian custom, like Italians kiss each other on the cheek, or they gay?[/QUOTE]Its quite acceptable in Thai culture for two guys to be holding hands, walk arm in arm, or even sleep in a double bed together while not being gay in the slighest. So it would not seem strange to me if two guys from another Eastern culture were doing the same, or even a Farang and an asian person. My SE Asian boss is a rather touchy person, and might grab my arm to take me over to his desk, but I take no offense because its just their culture.

Would not happen in my home country of course.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;1281928]As I removed her panties, I had to take a few steps back! Some ladies have a strong Fishy smell "down there" but this girl's fish had died long ago and she probably left it inside to rot. The smell was almost so strong I was going to puke. The Thai masseuse (young, slim and not bad looking) seemed completely oblivious to the smell (could it be that she sniffs so many time on these inhalers that she lost every sense of smell?)[/QUOTE]Most Thai girls smell good. Older girls have tend to have pussy odour more than the young ones. Same goes for bad breath. I agree that odours are often caused by infections, lack of cleanliness, or "time of month".

I once met a half Thai half Jamaican girl who was clearly having a period, as the stench was so bad I was gagging and nearly passed out, and that was just from standing next to her. Was not normal BO. She looked slightly spaced out (drugs?) , so could be a lack of cleanliness as well. There was no thought of touching her pussy in any way, or getting close to it. Just to escape rapidly.

When girls stink this badly, I can smell it, even if they are fully clothed. The smell goes through underwear and jeans no problem.