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Adequate translations: "no shenanigans" , "no bad surprise", "no taking for a ride".
Note that there's no such thing as "andão tenho frescura" in Portuguese. "Andão" is not a Portuguese word nor one you can build by conjugating a verb. "Andam tendo" would mean "are being/doing".
My day one was pretty good for being a first timer.
I still have 0 understanding of this language. I like spanish a lot better and this place frustrates me sometimes. But the people are still friendly, so there is that.
My second day I was convinced by a girl to rent a room. Went to Hotel Lido. 4 hours for are $150. The room was clean and nice! The 24 hour prices are expensive though. If they were not so expensive I would prefer to stay here honestly.
The first girl came, and she advertised $R100/ hour. She was fatter and uglier than the photos. After we finished first time she asked how long I want her there. I told her I want her to leave immediately LOL.
[URL]https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/acompanhantes/sao-paulo/santana/morena-fogosa-peituda-especialista-em-boquete-ultimos-dias-id-vs65f[/URL]
1/10 would not repeat or recommend. In addition, I ended up paying her roughly $R250 to get her the fuck out of the room.
I can't yet find the other girl I had. I was rushing to find someone to finish before the 4 H was up. She was better looking than the first girl, but not really htat great. A lot of the girls that advertise deep throat either cannot actually do it or theyonly do it for 5 minutes before trying to put the condom on.
3/10 wouild be repeat or recommend. She was a butterface also.
By this time, I was not really happy about my trip to SP. I know I was told to stick to clinicas and scandello or whatever but I wasn't excited about the prices.
Day 3:
I forget who I went to earlier in the day, but at night I found a girl at this house:
Rua dr mario cardim n256 vila mariana.
The Vila Mariana part is important as there is one in another vila. Also, don't trust google maps completely as it took me to a slum area. I walked into this alleyway that had more alleyways. There were so many doors and people around and a tight corridor where two people could barely pass each other. I'm not sure if its a favela or whatever but luckily nobody stopped me or anything.
I won't tell you which girl does it here, as she is not very pretty. But she does BBFS. I think a country is a bit busted if you cannot even get BBFS. The idea of paying over $100 USD for sex with a condom is absolutely retarded.
So naturally I saw her again the next day! There are multiple girls at that location. They will come to unlock, then lock again once you are inside. If this scares you, do not even go there.
Day 4:
Found on photoacompanhantas a bunch of girls at this address: Rua Henrique Bernadelli 119, Santana (Nearest station is Santana, in the neighborhood called santana!
[URL]https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/acompanhantes/sao-paulo/santana/loira-oriental-sofisticada-para-homens-de-bom-gosto-id-gftqu[/URL]
This is one of them. They charge are $170 in the hotel check in. I'd never been to a place like this before. So This was interesting. I had the girls name from the phone and a different one came. I think I pronounced it wrong or something. Either way for this price its pretty good and did include BBBJ and multiple pops. I left after one as, once again, I'm not impressed by condom stuff.
Later went on to finish in my BBFS girl.
Day 5:
To get to clinica yankin you can put 'clinica yankin' in google maps and it should take you right there. Only 2 blocks from Ana Rosa station.
Are. Dr. José de Queirós Aranha, 148 - Vila Mariana, São Paulo. SP, 04106-061.
Finally made it to a clinica. Clinica Yankin. When I got there (using google maps), I thought it was a bar or something because I'd never really seen so many guys bundled around before and I almost walked out. Luckily the guy at the reception spoke english and asked me if I wanted to see girls. I said sure and asked how it worked here. He's got a list of names and you pick the one you want. Lots of guys just sitting there waiting. Possibly for their favorite girl to be ready or something IDK.
I chose Kelly. A thicker girl with very limited english. We used translator (some girls are too dumb to even use translator, but she was pretty smart). And she's even got a nice personality! Yes some stomach fat but her BBBJ was amazing. She never quit on me. I didn't even do sex because her BBBJ was so gentle on me she kept me in that zone before you cum for like 10 minutes. Then when it came time to cum she tightened her lips together. She never quit. I had to beg her to stop. Everything came out and I asked her to marry me.
The prices were are $200 for an hour or $R150 for a half hour. The thing is, you do not prepay! So if you only use half an hour you only pay half an hour. Holy shit the best system ever! So yeah the buzzer went off right after I came. I asked her how to pay because I didn't even know at the time. She told me to pay up front. I tipped her are $50. In total I paid $200 (remmber 150 for the half hour) so that's only 40 USD haha! What a bargain.
It was Sunday, so I wanted to go to my BBFS girl but she left early. So I went to try to get a girl from the 320 whatever street to do BBFS and no luck.
Most girls who I asked from photoacompanhantas for BBFS have either said no or cursed me out and saying bad things about my mommy.
You are a brave man, I like your style.
Scandallo has some hot and beautiful girls. But I agree the prices are a little insane, even with bargaining.
When I got them out of scandallo I got a little more bang for my buck.
I'm a fan of BBFS too, but I did not do it in Sao Paulo.
In the adverts of some of the best girls I found on photoacompanhantes its also said specifically "don't ask about no condom. " So, I don't pressure the matter.
I guess it's a cultural thing down there.
The best places for BBFS that I have been to were: Phillipines, Thailand, Tokyo and New York.
[QUOTE=Arthasboi;2926770]My day one was pretty good for being a first timer.
I still have 0 understanding of this language. I like spanish a lot better and this place frustrates me sometimes. But the people are still friendly, so there is that.
My second day I was convinced by a girl to rent a room. Went to Hotel Lido. 4 hours for are $150. The room was clean and nice! The 24 hour prices are expensive though. If they were not so expensive I would prefer to stay here honestly.
The first girl came, and she advertised $R100/ hour. She was fatter and uglier than the photos. After we finished first time she asked how long I want her there. I told her I want her to leave immediately LOL.
[URL]https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/acompanhantes/sao-paulo/santana/morena-fogosa-peituda-especialista-em-boquete-ultimos-dias-id-vs65f[/URL]
1/10 would not repeat or recommend. In addition, I ended up paying her roughly $R250 to get her the fuck out of the room.[/QUOTE]Yes, I'm not sure where "Ando" came from as I wrote "Naõ", but some text changes when I do a "preview report".
[QUOTE=XXL;2926716]Adequate translations: "no shenanigans" , "no bad surprise", "no taking for a ride".
Note that there's no such thing as "ando tenho frescura" in Portuguese. "Ando" is not a Portuguese word nor one you can build by conjugating a verb. "Andam tendo" would mean "are being/doing".[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=NiceFjords;2926847]You are a brave man, I like your style. (: D).
Scandallo has some hot and beautiful girls. But I agree the prices are a little insane, even with bargaining.
When I got them out of scandallo I got a little more bang for my buck.
I'm a fan of BBFS too, but I did not do it in Sao Paulo.
In the adverts of some of the best girls I found on photoacompanhantes its also said specifically "don't ask about no condom. " So, I don't pressure the matter.
I guess it's a cultural thing down there.
The best places for BBFS that I have been to were: Phillipines, Thailand, Tokyo and New York.
Yes, I'm not sure where "Ando" came from as I wrote "Na", but some text changes when I do a "preview report".[/QUOTE]New York? Off of escort sites or something?
[QUOTE=Trojan22;2926965]New York? Off of escort sites or something?[/QUOTE]The price is usually 400-600 depending on the girl. It comes with table showers rimming BBBJ all the works and then 2 pops.
I know we all like to complain about girl inflation but with the weakness of the Real it's really not so much. Back in 2019 top girls were getting 800 and the dollar was 4:1. So $200 USD. Of late it's been 5:1. But I just checked and now it's 5. 6:1!
So a 1200 R girl (going rate) is only $215 USD. Five years later. Seems like a great deal to me!
[QUOTE=Steve9696;2927185]I know we all like to complain about girl inflation but with the weakness of the Real it's really not so much. Back in 2019 top girls were getting 800 and the dollar was 4:1. So $200 USD. Of late it's been 5:1. But I just checked and now it's 5. 6:1!
So a 1200 R girl (going rate) is only $215 USD. Five years later. Seems like a great deal to me![/QUOTE]So the question is, where do you go to get that 5. 6 to 1 rate or anything close to it? Because it ain't at the bank in the US. I checked the rates at Chase this week and its about 4. 95 to 1 after fees.
Exchange rates are just theoretical unless you know a place where you can actually exchange money for that rate.
In Lima, there is a place called Capital Exchange located on Av. Canaval why Moreyra 233. They actually exchanged at above market rate when I visited in early June. The rate on Google was 3. 74 soles per dollar that day and they gave me 3. 75 with no fees at all. The rate was 3. 78 the day before.
Does anyone know of any place like that in Brazil?
[QUOTE=KapnAmerica;2927205]So the question is, where do you go to get that 5. 6 to 1 rate or anything close to it? Because it ain't at the bank in the US. I checked the rates at Chase this week and its about 4. 95 to 1 after fees.
Exchange rates are just theoretical unless you know a place where you can actually exchange money for that rate.
In Lima, there is a place called Capital Exchange located on Av. Canaval why Moreyra 233. They actually exchanged at above market rate when I visited in early June. The rate on Google was 3. 74 soles per dollar that day and they gave me 3. 75 with no fees at all. The rate was 3. 78 the day before.
Does anyone know of any place like that in Brazil?[/QUOTE]Best rate I could get in SP was at Seattle Turismo, are. Oscar Freire, 146 B. Jardim Paulista. No passport needed. It's a ten minutes' walk from Shopping Pamplona.
[QUOTE=KapnAmerica;2927205]So the question is, where do you go to get that 5. 6 to 1 rate or anything close to it? Because it ain't at the bank in the US. I checked the rates at Chase this week and its about 4. 95 to 1 after fees.
Exchange rates are just theoretical unless you know a place where you can actually exchange money for that rate.
In Lima, there is a place called Capital Exchange located on Av. Canaval why Moreyra 233. They actually exchanged at above market rate when I visited in early June. The rate on Google was 3. 74 soles per dollar that day and they gave me 3. 75 with no fees at all. The rate was 3. 78 the day before.
Does anyone know of any place like that in Brazil?[/QUOTE]I always use ATM and decline local conversion. My bank gives me close to market rates that way. Anytime you do physical conversion the rates are always worse.
But regardless the point is the same. The relative cost of a Scandallo girl in USD has only gone up about 1. 5% a year since 2019 once you figure currency strength. That's a damn bargain. Thailand and German FKK have gone up much more.
[QUOTE=XXL;2927263]Best rate I could get in SP was at Seattle Turismo, are. Oscar Freire, 146 B. Jardim Paulista. No passport needed. It's a ten minutes' walk from Shopping Pamplona.[/QUOTE]I second this place. On my last trip, my delivery guy was unreachable so I called them up to ask about their rate. I was able to get a slightly better rate than what they quoted since I was changing a large amount and all the notes were in the new $100 notes.
I agree with you guys (Anaggie, Steve, & XXL). Seattle Turismo is a good place to go to exchange foreign cash for BR. They have always offered me a fair and honest FX rate and I only exchange clean, new US $100's with them. I also like their no BS approach to the transaction. They inform you of the rate. If it is ok, you give them your $$. They verify it is real and they count it in front of you. Then they hand you the correct amount in BR and you count it. If everything is OK, and it always is, the Transaction is over.
So, bringing Cash is easy and can work well in SP. Still, I prefer to use my Schwab zero fee ATM debit card for minimum 90% sourcing of funds when I travel. I have 2 reasons for preferring the debit card over cash: 1. I receive the best interbank FX rate available with the no fee debit card, and 2. I don't have to bring gobs of cash along on a trip. On my typical 6-to-7-week trips to SP, twice a year, I bring only $1,000 cash for emergency purposes. That's all. But before I obtained a no ATM fee debit card, I used to have to bring $10,000 US or more on my typical SE Asian 10-to-12-week romps (pre debit card around 2012). I never got robbed or anything, but it was always a pain in the ass to have that much cash stashed in my various hotel room safes. Now, there is no reason to take on the risk when a better alternative exists. IMHO anyway.
But getting back to Seattle Turismo: there is a great variety of really tasty restaurants in the neighborhood, so I always time my visit to Seattle Turismo around lunchtime. I recommend, in no particular order; Z Deli, Piselli, DOM, Dalva e Dito, and Nakka Jardins. Eat hardy!
[QUOTE=KapnAmerica;2927205]So the question is, where do you go to get that 5. 6 to 1 rate or anything close to it? Because it ain't at the bank in the US. I checked the rates at Chase this week and its about 4. 95 to 1 after fees.
Exchange rates are just theoretical unless you know a place where you can actually exchange money for that rate.[/QUOTE]The exchange rate quoted by a bank in the United States is theoretical. No one should be exchanging foreign currency in the United States. I can't even think of when the convenience would be worth the terrible rates they quote.
Escorts probably do it too. But I never tried it in NY.
The first BBFS I had with a p2 p girl was in NY. She was young japanese girl, not good in English. She asked about extras and I said sure.
We kissed and then she jumps on top off me and goes down raw on my dick. I just froze in fear, because I told myself to always use condom.
But I got over it fast, and just yolo now.
These places are scattered around NY, some with tableshowers, all with beautiful Asians. And they got some other continents too, some Brazilian too.
360-380 $ 1 hour. BBFS 100-200 $ CIP 200 $ msrp. But you can negotiate with some.
If you search for 929-597-5999 you'll be on track to find your utopia.
Just be careful, it's addictive: the.
[QUOTE=Trojan22;2926965]New York? Off of escort sites or something?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=KapnAmerica;2927205]So the question is, where do you go to get that 5. 6 to 1 rate or anything close to it? Because it ain't at the bank in the US. I checked the rates at Chase this week and its about 4. 95 to 1 after fees.
Exchange rates are just theoretical unless you know a place where you can actually exchange money for that rate.
In Lima, there is a place called Capital Exchange located on Av. Canaval why Moreyra 233. They actually exchanged at above market rate when I visited in early June. The rate on Google was 3. 74 soles per dollar that day and they gave me 3. 75 with no fees at all. The rate was 3. 78 the day before.
Does anyone know of any place like that in Brazil?[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.xe.com/currencycharts/?from=USD&to=BRL&view=1Y[/URL]
Use ATMs. Maybe you checked cash exchange rates at Chase.
Expect digital real in near future.
[QUOTE=Questner;2927471][URL]https://www.xe.com/currencycharts/?from=USD&to=BRL&view=1Y[/URL]
Use ATMs. Maybe you checked cash exchange rates at Chase.
Expect digital real in near future.[/QUOTE]The best exchange rate I got was from Western Union at 5. 4 when the [URL]IE.com[/URL] rate was 5. 67. I went to travelex and they offered 5. 2 but on their website site they were showing 5. 99. I am sure some locals know where they can get better rates, just need those contacts.
Quick notes on Sampa from a Rio man
Sampa is a huge city and from my point of view here are the keys to Sampa
It’s all about the Clinicas, do your own research, find a few that u like, rinse and repeat
After hours clubs -garotas go there after they either get their first client or didn’t score at Scandallo and other high end places
I saw a few of them at Scandallo, after they were at Casarao the night before asking 300-500 Reais
Go to Scandallo to watch and make contacts
Scandallo -I went, I saw and despite all of the above ?? I allowed the little head to speak to me ( i will write a formal report later) lol