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I thought Insomnia was more a place to pick up free girls but boy was I wrong, seems most girls were on the clock, so to speak. I guess this explains why no Thai guys go here LOL.
Also had the unpleasant experience of a creepy farang, who looked like Sting, staring at me while ordering a drink at the bar. Seems quite a few creeps in these places!
[QUOTE=Tony Hoeprano;1283261]Also had the unpleasant experience of a creepy farang, who looked like Sting, staring at me while ordering a drink at the bar. Seems quite a few creeps in these places![/QUOTE]You must be hansuman :)
Hi to all Senior / Junior members,
I will be in Bangkok on 5th June 2012. If any of you would like to meet up for some drinks and fod, PM me please and I will reply.
[QUOTE=CerealKiller; 1283297]Hi to all Senior / Junior members,
I will be in Bangkok on 5th June 2012. If any of you would like to meet up for some drinks and fod, PM me please and I will reply.[/QUOTE]I think there is a Travel Announcement Thread for this no?
[QUOTE=Chill Out;1282694]Syzygies, I hate you for that 90s post ;) It definitely puts things into perspective. Where does one go these days for such an experience, Laos? Birma?[/QUOTE]Nope. Paraguay.
[QUOTE=Chill Out;1282694]Syzygies, I hate you for that 90s post ;) It definitely puts things into perspective. Where does one go these days for such an experience, Laos? Birma?[/QUOTE]I don't really know, but I heard that Phnom Phen (I can't even spell it) is significantly cheaper than Thailand. The story was that the English speaking girls in town were not cheap enough for a very tight retiree. He would go outside town and find non-English speaking girls to fuck for about $5 or so. Not my own experience so I can't confirm if its really true, but basically its still way cheaper than Pattaya. The English speaking girls are able to charge more.
In the 90s here in Thailand I was just starting to learn Thai but I preferred to spend time with girls who had very little or no English, and they would teach me Thai that I hadn't obtained from the class room. One of those girls is still in contact with me. She is about 45 now and was about 25 back then. She married a Yank long ago but split years later and returned to Thailand. She wants me to settle down with her, but of course she is not as exciting as 20 years ago. Has bad smoker's breath too, although says she is willing to quit or change to a mild brand. She was the one who started the training of me up to become expert in DATY, claiming that I was pretty ordinary at it back then, even though I tried hard and thought I was doing well. I never did DATY on my Farang ex-wife because her pussy didn't taste nice, so I didn't have that much practice. Anyway apparently a small percentage of guys do it very well, and detailed training doesn't go amiss. Its a pity most girls are too shy to become detailed instructresses.
As Nic says, the are few Thai girls who don't like a really expert DATY session, unless they just don't want to orgasm or have a good time in any way, just like we appreciate a really expert blow-job. There are always a few exceptions, particularly girls whose clit is ultra sensitive and orgasm so easily that DATY is just too much for them to cope with.
Sorry I have diverged from the point, but I owe my DATY training to that girl 20 years ago, and a significant part of my early colloquial Thai language practice and training. She confirms I am much better on the bed than 20 years ago, and now able to satisfy her well, which just shows that young guys don't necessarily make the best lovers. They need to have technique and experience (with different girls with different needs) to go with their hot body and stamina.
[QUOTE=Forest; 1282682]I have tried two techniques to have sex during daylight hours. These should work well.
1. Put on my sneakers for a long run. Run (or taxi) to a massage place.
2. Arrange a tour guide to a cool place far from your hotel. The next morning, have a pained look on your face, tell everyone you have diarrhea and intend to stay in bed. As long as your gf / wife decides not to play nurse, you are free. Be certain to leave your room phone off the hook so she can't check on you.
Bringing your wife to Bangkok is like bringing a sandwhich to a banquet.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately my GF lives here. Just a few points, based on my experience.
Its wise to have a fairly trusting wife who is not worried about checking where you are too much. Always prepare a very convincing story in advance so you don't stumble when telling it, and make sure that its impossible to check. The background noise or lack of it during any phone conversion needs to be consistent with your story. In the massage shop, make sure the girl turns off the shower / water before you answer the phone. My story about answering the phone while in a toilet won't wash if it happens too often. Don't involve other people in the fake story or your wife might ask you to pass the phone to them to say hello.
Time is too short and Bangkok is full of traffic jams. You need to catch a motorcycle to the playing up venue that is not too far away. That way you could rush back in a few minutes in an emergency situation. Try to pick a Hotel in Sukhumvit that is close to massage places but not right in middle of a mongering zone.
If you have a very limited time, like 30 mins available, a BJ place might be the only viable option for a very short session. However 1 hour sessions at Mango, Tulip, Snow White are certainly possible, and you can leave before time if necessary.
Be aware that after showering in a massage place, that you may smell a bit too nice. Perhaps go for a short fast run to get suitably sweaty to disguise that. Also take a shower just before you leave home, so that you start off smelling nice when you leave, to reduce the difference when you get home. Anyway shower and get clean in Thailand more than you normally do, at least twie a day, but perhaps more times when its very hot.
I often arrive home with some stuff like large paper coffee cup to help explain that I could have wasted time reading the newspaper in the Coffee shop.
Despite all these things my GF is not stupid and knows that if I am not getting enough at home, I am certainly likely to have some naughty recreation. Use condoms and reliable massge places so you don't get the clap. Wash hands and other parts properly afterwards. No one would go home to wife smelling of pussy, surely, no matter how clean the girl seemed?
[QUOTE=Forest;1282682]Bringing your wife to Bangkok is like bringing a sandwhich to a banquet.[/QUOTE]I would say it is like bringing fork and knife at a finger food dinner. No need!
[QUOTE=Etaoin2003;1283140]The "smell" thing comes up frequently. You smell like what you eat. If you eat meat, vegetarians can smell your stench. You can't, because you're used to it.[/QUOTE]This is only partially true. Most bad BO is caused by bacteria, growing in glands for those whose gland outlets are large allowing bacteria easy entry, or for those who just don't wash often enough.
Thai people often eat large amounts of garlic but their bodies don't smell like garlic even if their breath sometimes does a little bit. This is confusing to me since some westerners smell very heavily of garlic, the day after eating, say Indian food, as an example. I think its because Thais just don't have the same glands that let the smells out.
[QUOTE=Crocodilexp; 1282784]I don't know of a nation less xenophobic than Thais.
Perhaps the exact opposite of xenophobic.[/QUOTE]That's just got to be total rubbish. Any one with lots of experience here, would never make such a claim.
Racial predudice abounds, but somewhat less with working girls who get used to many nationalities.
Its not surprising that certain generalisations get made though, e. G. Certain countries don't understand tipping or just don't tip,
Certain nationalities tend to be more stingy and are a waste of bar space, as will sit on one drink all night, and so get turned away,
Etc.
Japanese are highly desired customers in most places, as they will spend significant money. A jewelery shop will usher out all the other customers if a group of Japanese arrive.
[QUOTE=Mackin;1282719]I would guess that the manners of the people from India, which includes pushing, shoving and other behavior are part of their culture. I am not from there, but you ever been to New York City or around some of those from "the city". At home for them it is standard procedure. They think it is normal. However many cultures don't like it. This is just a guess.[/QUOTE]Pushing and shoving is not uncommon right throughout Asia and including Thailand. Did you ever queue to buy a bus ticket up country at Chinese new-year? Probably not. If so, you would know, there is no queueing. Its every man for himself. Fortunately guys like you and I are tall, and can still get air to breath when in a pushing throng. I pity the very short ones. Hong Kong is the worst place I have ever experienced for pushing and shoving and same aplies to Hong Kong tourists here in Thailand. They push and shove to get off a boat, rather than just waiting sensibly for their turn, for example, as everything is absolutely urgent in their culture. I haven't been to all Asian countries but wouldn't be surprised if many do not have orderly queueing allowing some space.
When standing in a fairly orderly queue of foreigners waiting to exchange money in Bangkok, I have been forced to leave the queue because I just couldn't cope with the BO of the group of Arabs / middle-eastern guys right behind me in the queue. Unfortunately I'm just not used to it. I don't believe its caused by what they eat.
I get BO myself after heat and activity, but the big difference is that I can smell it, and am aware of it, and therefore I am quick to do something about it. Regular rigourous washing under arms and a good deodorant works for a fair time for me. Maybe this is not enough for all. Some may need to seek medical advice to deal with bacteria breeding in the glands.
[QUOTE=Syzygies; 1283372]Etc.
Japanese are highly desired customers in most places, as they will spend significant money. A jewelery shop will usher out all the other customers if a group of Japanese arrive.[/QUOTE]Not only do they spend money, but they tend to be more passive and when things don't go their way, they might not put up a big stink as others would. Just like the scene in Revenge of the Nerds where Booger tells the Asian nerd that a two pair beats his "frush" and rather than question if a two pair beats a frush, he just says,"oh. Saank you". LOL.
[QUOTE=GentleBoner;1282313]That's just the black girl (and guy) smell. It's sort of musky like a horse or a barnyard. Some of them have it worse than others, but it can get bad when they're hot. Has something to do with their sweat glands.[/QUOTE]Black girl and guy smell? Seriously? I've had European, Indian, Thai, Japanese, Chinese, Filipina, American, Iranian and African girls. None of them smell any worse than the others based on their ethnic background. I've had just as many Asian or white girls with a bad smell as I've had African girls with a bad smell. All people have the propensity to emit a foul odor the difference is whether or not it's in their culture to use products to cover that odor. I can state from experience that a large percentage of people from Africa and India don't use these products as extensively as westerners do. This is why we sometimes perceive a strong odor from these groups, not some genetic predisposition from them to stink more than others.