Medellin Airport Security ALERT!
Hey Guys:
I have posted much, however I sincerely feel this post if it helps only one person I have succeeded.
I left Medellin last night on the 4:50 Panama flight. I usually buy a few bags of coffee from the store in the airport about 15 yards from the gate/security check. In this way I have a receipt and reduce the risk of them (security) wanting to cut open my bags of coffee then taping back up with scotch tape. This doesn't make for a good gift to my clients. With that said, I had 3 protein bars and the young (19) police opened up one and was smashing it with his bear hands! I got pissed and told him that I didn't mind if he checked my stuff but jeez he didn't even have any gloves thereby making my expensive protein bar (s) uneatable. He then wanted to open 2 bags of my coffee with his knife. I called for the supervisor and he calmed me down and he took my bags and did a PROFESSIONAL inspection. He recognized me from the past as I'm a regular traveler into Medellin. I asked him why the police (even in the secondary inspection) were so intent on finding something in peoples bags, Again this was like defcon 4 at the airport as I have NEVER experienced this before. Bogota yes, But Medellin?
Finally, when I was about to board the plane a Copa/Aerorepublica Supervisor pulled me aside and apologized for how I was mistreated and explained that 3 people that day were caught trying to smuggle Cocaine in their luggage and or stomach! 2 were Colombians and the other was a "Foreigner"! I asked if he was an American and she said she really couldn't tell me!
The moral of the story? One Foreigner is sitting in a Colombian jail awaiting trial and most likely will be sent to the BIG House in Colombia all over trying to smuggle some shit back to his Country!
My friends, PLEASE if drugs is what you are into then that's on you BUT smuggling and then loosing your freedom that's a whole different ball of wax! Really, Is it worth it?
Just my opinion
KB151
I heard the uniform thing too
But the uniform thing does not work one because us did not wear green during that war and second because then we would be verdigo, in that green in the language would be verde.
If you want to get into the color reference I think Colombia adapted it to mean "any foreigner who has there pockets full of green backs will to part with it for a sob story, a believable "I love you, baby" or any idiot willing to overpay to show off.
I read once it a Spanish-English dictionary it defind the word to mean alien making and non-US Citizen in the US a Gringo.
For the most part it derives from Mexico and I believe it to mean, Colombian terms SUCKER and if you are being called a Gringo it is because you are not very well respected.
To my ex's family I will always be a gringo but to others I am a friend!
[QUOTE=Mule69]The word gringo according to The Word Detective most likely comes from the spanish meaning " any foreigner or "unintelligble gibberish". A second theory is that during the Mexican US war the yanks sang a song called "Green go the Lilacs" or something similiar. Still another theory is that the US soldiers wore green uniforms during the Mexico US war and the Mexicans would taunt them yelling"Green Go". Looks like the name stuck but I agree that any caucasian regardless of nation is probably referred to as gringo.[/QUOTE]
Can you please explain to me "us" in your sentence!
Us, meaning us Americans. These are two of the definitions I've found in my "search" |In English, Gringo is a Spanish and Portuguese word used in Latin America to generally denote people from the United States gringo n. Offensive Slang. , pl..gos. Used as a disparaging term for a foreigner in Latin America, especially an American or English person.
[QUOTE=Aussie Greg][QUOTE=Hunglow1625]So, is a women, when seen with you, or any other foriegner who looks Gringo also considered a PUTA?
Yes.
Are you not viewed as a "Gringo" when a local sees you?
Yes.
As an american (who has stayed at your place before), I find it a bit insulting these comments you, and some others make every now & then about us.
Can you please explain to me "us" in your sentence!
Especially when taking the gringo dollar seems to not be a problem. There are plenty others who come there from other countries acting like fools, including Australians.The gringo bashing on here is is a bunch of B. S.
Only ever had 5 Australians staying with us and one was a married couple, your right about two of them though.
I love americian dollars, australian dollars gold, diamonds, even Colombian pesos, I dont know about New Zealand dollars though.
The word gringo, well my understanding of it anyway is of a white faced, anglo saxon wether he is from north americian, european, australian and or even a fucken New Zealander.
So whats your hangup mate?
I think you should do some research on the word gringo.
I was in Cali this last weekend and was with a group of Colombians at a baseball event and the word gringo came up, we were all drinking and I asked what they all throught of gringo's, one guy stood up and said and I quote, remember its not me who said this,
"los gringo's no tiene madre"!
The hole group laughed including me and as I new the true meaning of what it means.
Aussie Greg[/QUOTE]
An actual Report about having sex with women in Medellin
I have just got back from a trip to Colombia I travelled all over the country and did much more than just monger, but won't bore you with that, except to say that its a truly amazing place with very special people, and I am going back. A bit about me, so you know where I am coming from. I travel alot, for work and pleasure and have done for 25 years. I know most of South America fairly well. I speak reasonably good spanish and would say thats fairly essential if you want to have a good time in Colombia, or you can maybe have a good time without it, but a much better time if you do speak it. If you want to know about anything else I did, pm me. I could go on for ages about how brilliant the country is but this is a sex tourism website, so here is my report. Nearly all my mongering was in Medellin so thats why I am posting this report here. I was in Cali for literally a day and a half and the only thing I can add to World Travel 69's brilliant lists (thank you, these lists transformed my holiday) for there are that Divas in Bretana charges 40, 000 for 30 mins, 60, 000 for 45 and 80, 000 for the hour. There were only 3 chicas there both times I was there. Its called a Sala de Belleza but the guy lets you in and then you go sit around and the girls come in. You then go to a room, massage table with some pretence at it being a massage place. All the girls were ok. I chose Priscilla.
Good massage
Excellent HJ
Good BJ
Good sex
Who later came for a TLN, was more than happy. I went back and screwed her again during work before heading for Popayan. Well, just because I could.
The room and bathrooms were ok and apparently theres a jacuzzi which I didn't see but its rubbish trying to have sex on those massage tables. They have fold up mattresses that they open up for proper sex on the floor.
In Bogota I didn't really get much of a chance as I know people there but. I have a horrible memory of escaping them on Sunday night and getting catatonically drunk then deciding to head for the Zona de Tolerancia. God. Fuck. La Piscina was closed. I sort of remember being in a room with this bored streetgirl trying to give me an erection and failing as I watched terrible european porn. I hope I just dreamed this but I know not! Afterwards I walked around with all the local assasins scenting me like a shark sensing blood and me even twisted with my radar on high using all my avoidance strategies and eventually finding a local hole-in-the-wall place for security and hanging out there to sober up for a bit. I always love the local people in these hardcore places. They sorted me out with a beer (had been drinking rum. Btw I recommend Medellin Anejo rum) and it was good talking to them about the area and after the local twats had got bored and fucked off I got a taxi. Sharing with a good looking hooker who was like. 'I've never been with a foreigner.come on lets do it' (of course she had). I'm like 'I can't get an erection I'm fucked! I already tried! 'Que no me sale! Estoy jodido! She's like 'But not with me! ' She gave me her number but I didn't have time the next day. I wish I had imagined the whole evening. But I didn't. At least everything was cubierto.
So. Onto Medellin. And once again World Travel 69 lists and Tung's maps are fab. Thanks too to Frank Casio, for trying to sort me out with the flat, shame it didn't work out. I ended up staying in an apartment in Poblado. But Frank looks to me to be a great guy. I'm just more of a loner when I travel as I am used to moving fast and making quick decisions and because I know how to do it, I do. And I like the adventures I get into. But for you guys who want a wingman, I think Frank came across great.
Saturday
A good start.
I started off with Massajes Paisas
Prices as advertised in the list.
You go in, through the blue door, up some stairs, nondescript area as usual, then bizarrely called to another room to see the chicas. Of which there were 5, the first of which was a horror of staggering proportions and had me wondering about the tastes of some of you. Fortunately the selection improved, 3 I wouldn't do but there was another one I liked called Kari (I think), and going to my room I saw another fit one selected by some American guy I didn't know. Anyway I selected Camilla, a small, slim, lithe, pretty and friendly 21 year old, though she had braces, sadly. Still you can't always have everything for just under $20.
The room was basic, a mattress on the floor and a sofa really. Bathroom ensuite with cold water. And as as we got undressed and I smiled at her letting her know what a nice guy I am I couldn't help thinking of the timelessness of men sleeping with prostitutes all over the world, that moment when you both get undressed not knowing each other but about to have sex, for eternity. Anyway, back to more practical matters, she proceeded to give me...
An ok massage
An excellent HJ
A so so BJ
Sex
I can't really say as I came in under 5 minutes, so I guess she must have been doing something right! Everything covered, but still fab and a great start to the week. I might go back, to do Camilla again or a couple of the other ones too. Got Camillas number. After a walk around the centre and a trip to the museum by Plaza Botero and some other touristy places in the centre I decided to try somewhere else. A bad experience at Play Model.
Prices as per the list Again you go up past the stairs to the gate. The madam wasnt too friendly and the waiting area was pretty grim. 6 girls. 4 were not great but two good ones. Usually out of the pretty girls I select the one with the best attitude at the introductions rather than the prettiest, but this time decided to go for the fittest. Sara? I think her name was. Amazingly pretty face, and loved her sexy, slim but curvaceous body. I will post a couple of pics of those. No facial ones though I'm afraid as she didn't give me permission. Anyway, chosing her proved mistake as usual. I then proceeded to get...
A lousy massage
An ok BJ
We then proceeded to have terrible sex as she just lay there with her eyes shut like a beached whale (as I whaled away LOL), and then the bed broke. Like the slats under the mattress snapped and we almost fell down into it. What the fuck? ! And I'm only 79 kilos. I think thats like 175lb. What made it worse was that the room was terrible, and right outside the main area so everyone could hear you and you could hear them. Hard to concentrate. No shower, the bathroom was next door and was in terrible condition with no light no window, and they hadnt given me a towel. After the bed broke I just chatted with her for the rest of the hour. Went to complain to the madam but she'd 'vanished. ' I wouldn't go back. Didn't bother trying for her number. Sunday A good time at La Mansion Verde.
Prices as advertised. As always you go through the gate and upstairs into the waiting area, the girls being in a room at the right covered by a curtain, so they check you out and have a chat about you as you sit there, humming to yourself, before coming out and introducing themselves. There seem to be two rooms, one by the waiting area and one through past the curtain. Maybe there are some others. There were 7 girls on this particular Sunday, 5 not for me, one ok, but the 7th was Marcella, who I immediately picked, and was very happy I did, a slim young pretty 18 yr old. After the exp at Play Model I insisted on the room away from the waiting area (the usual basic room with a bed but the bathroom is en suite at least), and Marcella then proceeded display her considerable charms, not bothering with the usual pretend massage and proceeding to kiss me all over (except on the mouth) before an:
Excellent HJ
Good BJ
Pretty good sex.
I don't have a copy of the Kama Sutra handy LOL but for some reason she particularly loves the position where you kneel down and she wraps her legs around you while leaning back and resting her weight with her arms behind her. Fuck knows what its called but I was more than happy to oblige! Got her number. No photos sadly, she refused, was probably the right decision by her. Shes a bit shy and new. Had a good chat with her afterwards too. She only works on Sundays. In Colombia, I was finding that as usual, hookers in these countries are mostly alright decent people, and if you pay an interest in them, and are genuine, you get rewarded 10x. I then strolled around for a bit, thinking 'I really must do some tourism stuff. But actually I just want to get laid again' and so I did. First I went to Sexi Sala De Massajes. 7-8 chicas but nothing really grabbed me and there were a few guys in there drinking, didn't really fancy it so I left. Next to New Life. A great experience at New Life.
Prices were a little more expensive than advertised in the list but maybe I was being gouged as a gringo, there were certainly a couple about. I paid 55K la hora. Its hard to say New Life is high class because it isn't, but its just that little bit better than where I'd been so far. Also differently, you go to a Caja at the end to pay instead of paying the guy/madam in advance. As always you go through the security doors (3 this time) and up the stairs. The guy is friendly. The waiting area is just as bad as usual and they are doing construction. The girls arent really better than anywhere else, there were 8-9 on a Sunday and I chose the only one I'd go with, Angie a pretty 25 yr old from Bogota, though she's had a child and it shows when shes naked. Correct decision.
Massage. Very good
HJ More than good but not quite excellent
BJ Exquisitely excellent
Sex
OMG. Best sex I've had in ages. Oh my god. I'm not convinced she thought the same but really who cares! She certainly doesn't. It was superb. The rooms were also a bit nicer, still a flop house but proper beds and an emphasis on hygiene. My room had a mirror on the wall next to the bed. Hot water in the showers too or, as hot as it gets in these places which is lukewarm. And Angie made me laugh and laugh, because, she has character, and is genuinely funny and lovely and very ironic about the nuances of being a hooker especially compared to her other life. The best blow job I've had in many years. And shes also just about the only girl who's ever told me I have a large penis. I have no doubt she wasn't being ironic in the slightest, but always good to hear! So, a bit better than the places so far, and a bit more expensive. Monday. Didn't monger, did other stuff. Also I had a bit of food poisoning. After travelling all over the country and eating in all sorts of places including on the street and in tiny villages, I got food poisoning from a pizza restaurant in Parque Lleras (Pizza 59? I think? ). Go figure. Tuesday Another good time at Massajes Paisas
Prices as per the last time. Still trying to do touristy stuff but decided I would try for Angie again but she was away and nothing else grabbed me at New Life so decided to go for Kari at Massajes Paisas, but she was busy so I chose Camilla again, honestly these girls have such upper class english names And now I had my beer goggles off, shes not as pretty as I thought first time but still a lovely body, and so pleased I came back, maybe that was why I got a much nicer room with ensuite bathroom, (still freezing shower though) and...
An ok massage
An excellent HJ
A much better BJ
Much better sex
Wednesday Last day and still trying to cram in touristy stuff but wanted to have at least one more chica. A bad experience at Latinas (Athenas) (No. 2 On Tungs Map) I can't say much about the layout of this place as I didn't get far except that its right next to a hotel, the entrance seems the same entrance but its a door on the left. You go in, its on the ground floor (the hotel is up some stairs to the right) past a desk and you sit and wait in the corridor for the girls to come through. It kind of looks a bit smarter than some of the 45K p/h places (its 60 K p/h). Didn't like the guy running it from the start and my suspicions deepened when he refused to turn on the light in the corridor so I could see the chicas. Only 4 came through and I didn't want any of them. I got up to leave and he started demanding 2000 pesos for the 'show. ' I refused, point of principle. We got into a row. He threatened, then called security, though I don't know how but suddenly there were another three guys there, maybe it was just us shouting that made them come. Fuck. Eventually, after lots of chat I managed to switch the 2000 pesos into paying for a 'refresco', which I was taken upstairs to the hotel to get. I bought a bottle of water with the money (which I needed anyway), persuaded the girl upstairs who didn't know what was going on to give me the change instead of to the wanker downstairs, took ages to drink the water, then slipped down the stairs and away. Needless to say, won't go back. It all worked out for the best though. Because. A simply amazing experience at Geisha
Prices as advertised. One of the things about these lists is that its really pot luck when you pick a place as you have no idea really what its going to be like. You know there are great girls out there but where? So you look at the lists, and randomly select somewhere and go there and hope for the best. I was going to go to Casa de Piedra but got lost (again! I was lost the whole time! I am good at getting around usually. I found the street system in San Jose easy when its supposed to be one of the most complicated in the world but was consistently bamboozled by the street system in Colombia) and when I looked at Tungs map I was really close to Geisha. At 45, 000 an hour, I thought, 'might as well give it a go', So I did.
As usual you go in past the security gates and up some stairs. The madam person sits at a desk, I'm sure she was a chica really as she was fit. You basically sit opposite her on a sofa in this typically nondescript room with the curtain on the right which the look through before coming in as usual, sizing you up and deciding how much effort they are going to put into their greeting. There are 4 rooms, I saw two (I think the other two are back past the curtain), where you go off to the left (facing the stairs) and through a door to two rooms and a shared bathroom. Both rooms seemed ok, and clean, and the bathroom has (semi) hot water. There were 4 girls there that were available, 2 no way, the third maybe (though later I popped out for a couple of drinks and snacks and there were more girls there that seemed really fit), and the fourth was Julliet I picked her instantly. Lovely body, 23 yrs old, from Cartagena so skin is darker, pretty, just so infectiously friendly. From the moment we got to the room it was fantastic. Talk about a diamond in the rough. Literally, she was working at a high class place in Laureles and was filling in at Geisha for the week before starting back at Loutron next week (she worked there last year too). So I had her for 45K an hour and next week she'll be the 170K which is the least she deserves. Haha! Result! Just as well because I ended up spending 6. 5 hours with her as she gave me. Massage. Excellent, actually a proper massage by someone who seems to have been to have been taught
J. Fuck fuck fuck what can I say. In Spinal Tap terms (and I hope you have all seen Spinal Tap, one of the funniest films ever made). 11/10. Sobresaliente!
BJ simply amazing. Que chevere!
Fantastic!
Vacuna! We laughed and fucked and talked and played around and got snacks and fucked and joked and laughed and fucked and played around and it was brilliant. At first todo cubierto, but soon oral wasnt, without me even asking. I cannot express how good she was. Guys, hurry up and get to Geisha fast, I think todays her last day there. If not, then if you are in Loutron from next week, check out Julliet. And as I disappear back into normal life (with a big sigh), it just remains for me to thank World Traveller 69 again for the priceless lists and information, Tung for the maps, Frank for offering to help, to all of you who have posted such valuable tips, really appreciate them all, and above all to Jackson for providing and managing such an amazing website.
Best wishes to you all,
Magic Hat
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