Sao Paulo Reports

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Anyhow another stupid fun night. We left early for the Love Motel Colonial. Two of the four garotas made the cut to join us for hours of orgy fun.

Ok, some dude PM so I will answer here. It is my garota doing all the business negotiations with the chicas she desires. It was reais $600 reais to each garota selected for pernoite all night and a shared breakfast in the morning. Midnight to 10 am. Of course no charge from my girlfriend haha paid her in other ways hahaha. In the morning each garota paid for their own Uber home. I pay the Uber from scandallo to Colonial love motel, all the drinks, food, and of course the good shit marola for reais $250 delivered on motorbike. Make sure to order the good shit maralo. Some gals have weak-ass stuff or lace with hashish.
[/QUOTE]600 sounds very cheap compared to Scandallo level prices. Of course there's the marola, the motel and the food to be paid as well. I assume weed smells are not a problem for motels. What I've found very handy to keep smells in check is THC vaping pens. However they might be above the allowable THC amount "par consumo pessoal" in Brazil while joints are not.

[QUOTE=XXL;2935782] I assume weed smells are not a problem for motels. What I've found very handy to keep smells in check is THC vaping pens. However they might be above the allowable THC amount "par consumo pessoal" in Brazil while joints are not.[/QUOTE]Flower stinks. This is one of the reasons I prefer hotels with balconies. KKK.

Dudes I seriously give up trying to figure out Garota's fantasy bucket list.

My beauty Garota and I went for karaoke night at Curtica bar. Afterward off to the motel for a passionate night of shagging.

She invited her real sister to join us and her girlfriend to sing karaoke. We all sang karoke. The sister is a goddamn hottie too but tried to respect boundaries.

My Brazilian girlfriend told me fvck that thinking. She invited her actual sister to our private karaoke party so she can watch me fuck her good, do her anal sex with her including ATM, and end with a cum facial. She was that explicit. And wanted to watch. My mind is blown again in Brazil. Shrug emoji.

These Brazilian garatoas have their bucketlust too.

Hope all you mofos get as lucky as I did with a long time brasilan gal.

No money exchange hands. Except paying for Uber, food, and drinks at the karaoke bar and the short-term motel.

A sister combo is a check check box on the list and it wasn't my idea. Shrug.

Hope this doesn't end like the Mother-Daughter Day combo in Rio Panda Motel on mothers Day. Was great fun, still a little drama afterward.

YMMV your experience may vary, your Garota experience may be different, all the pricing may very well be different and your entire experience might be different with your long-time Garotas or her bucklust. Sharing only my experience, so go get out there to snag your own. You can do it too.

I only offered her um jantarzinho after our date and look what she dressed! This girl is classy and owner of a solid bunda!

I was saying my prayers when she was doing her make up and hair. She was laughing.

Nothing else to say.

[QUOTE=XXL;2935782]600 sounds very cheap compared to Scandallo level prices. Of course there's the marola, the motel and the food to be paid as well. I assume weed smells are not a problem for motels. What I've found very handy to keep smells in check is THC vaping pens. However they might be above the allowable THC amount "par consumo pessoal" in Brazil while joints are not.[/QUOTE]Curtiça Bar.

I am lucky as fuk. My brasilian scandallo girlfriend negotiated the prices with the garota. Some was free or, no charge cause they were lesbian swingy friends other were reais $600 maximum.

My job was simple — to STFU, say nothing. Swallow my damn pride and ego to let her select the best garota we both desired. Thats it. She did all the talking and negotiating with the scandallo chicas. Choosing hotties includiedc a session doing her sister. If it was a test I failed because banged the helluva out of her.

Curitcavis cool karaoke bar. You need a least three or more garotas friends to make it work.

YMMV you experience will be different from mine.

You're definetely having a great time writing on this forum.

No doubt of it.

[QUOTE=Tochka;2935886]Curtia Bar.

I am lucky as fuk. My brasilian scandallo girlfriend negotiated the prices with the garota. Some was free or, no charge cause they were lesbian swingy friends other were reais $600 maximum.

My job was simple to STFU, say nothing. Swallow my damn pride and ego to let her select the best garota we both desired. Thats it. She did all the talking and negotiating with the scandallo chicas. Choosing hotties includiedc a session doing her sister. If it was a test I failed because banged the helluva out of her.

Curitcavis cool karaoke bar. You need a least three or more garotas friends to make it work.

YMMV you experience will be different from mine.[/QUOTE]

Ever notice?

When waiting for your Uber ride in front of Scandallo. Ever notice a stream of hot sexy dressed garotas walking uphill? Somewhere my brain thought it was odd that hotties in miniskirts were walking alone, in the darkest night uphill instead of taxi or Uber ride.

I learned when meeting a Garota, she rents a room, up the hill, in the furnished apartment building Rick Towers. Three to four garotas in a room. No Uber transport costs walking to "work. " haha.

Ever noticed that many of the waiters in Scandallo seem to be all shorties under 5'0 height. Sitting In the back bar, you can easily scan across the space, a sea of perfumed beauties, talent entering your sightline, yet is never obscured by any tall wait staff interrupting the scene.

Time to change things up my Morena beautiful girlfriend, her sister and I went to Motel Asturias. The rooms have a decent-sized pool, jacuzzi, and sauna. The bedroom is average size to make room for the large indoor heated pool, and sauna, same as in their online pictures.

So far I personally still rate Panda Motel in Botafogo, their Presidential or Ibiza Suites as having a fantastic indoor waterfall pool a great experience for banging out threesomes and foursomes.

The chicas dressed up in nice fashionable clothes, and we dudes can show up in whatever the fuck we want, from biker shorts to cargo shorts. Cool!

When paying by credit card the card reader says Matrix. Yesh dude that place feels like entering the matrix. It's all set up for the fantasy experience.

The garotas dressing room in Scandallo sucks. Better for them to come dressed up instead of changing in there. But they want that fresh fashion look when sweeping through the doors.

Ever notice. The garotas don't confuse using my Scandallo card with theirs. When it comes to handing over the card for the waiter to scan for drinks and food cards. I have yet to experience where she accidentally gave her card to the waiter to scan. So far I'm a hundred out of a hundred the garotas gives my card to the waiter. Those cards look the same. I have yet to experience Garota accidentally giving hers. Yes sometimes on purpose the garotas will buy me a few drinks. But for the pricer stuff, nope.

YMMV your experience different, your observation better, different or whatever. Only sharing mine. Get out there and do your own. It will be unique to you.

Tochka. Your right on these. BTW isn't Panda Motel in Rio? What is your favorite Love motel and room type in Sao Paulo. I have yet to go to a Love Motel. Will definitely check it out on the next one.

Here is my.

Ever notice, When you go to Scandallo, out of the elevator to the left is a couch where garatos sit? If the couch is empty, means there's a lot of dudes in the place.

Ever notice, that no one sits at the second level where the DJ is located, probably because people think it is mandatory to pay for the table bottle service. Which is not true. You are not required to get a table. Unless a huge party comes in and they need the space, but that is rare. However, I recommend you go up there for a little while as soon as you come in to the place, so you can scope out the ladies downstairs with no interruptions. Set your sites on one, and I promise, she will see you looking at her. If she doesn't, the bouncers will go down and get her for you (that's what I call service! Call her up, and her friends. Been many times, I would have 4 or 5 garatos up there, and I would tip the DJ and he would play all my favorite joints. Its like having your own party and no one in the place knows otherwise LOL.

Enjoy!

[QUOTE=Tochka;2936133]Ever notice?


So far I personally still rate Panda Motel in Botafogo, their Presidential or Ibiza Suites as having a fantastic indoor waterfall pool a great experience for banging out threesomes and foursomes.

The garotas dressing room in Scandallo sucks. Better for them to come dressed up instead of changing in there. But they want that fresh fashion look when sweeping through the doors.

YMMV your experience different, your observation better, different or whatever. Only sharing mine. Get out there and do your own. It will be unique to you.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=XXL;2935692]Getting charged an arbitrary amount was common in the old days in Brazil venues. Some people may be old enough to remember Kilt when Kilt was still in the big castle-like building. Kilt was THE club to visit in Sao Paulo of course. However, the bill you were presented with upon leaving was always a shock.[/QUOTE]The famous Barbarella's in Rio was known for hustling tourists as well. We heard the game and just drank beers, caipirinhas. Some Americans sat down at another table and ordered. The waiter put down a partially poured bottle of Scotch and told him he would measure how much they drank. Of course, when they asked for their tab it was $250+ for a few glasses of Scotch.

Barbarella had some great looking girls in its hey-day though.

Looking for up-to-date entrance requirements for the club / boates, especially Scandallo. Is a state (US) driver's license sufficient? Or photocopy of first page of passport?

Loved Cafe Photo years ago, but I they're crossed off my list because of the fingerprint requirement.

[QUOTE=Combo;2936274]Looking for up-to-date entrance requirements for the club / boates, especially Scandallo. Is a state (US) driver's license sufficient? Or photocopy of first page of passport?

Loved Cafe Photo years ago, but I they're crossed off my list because of the fingerprint requirement.[/QUOTE]On subsequent visits a digital copy of the passport was enough, indeed only reminding them of my passport number was enough. I fear though I had to show them my passport on my 1st visit. I'd be interested to know if it's possible to have my passport registered without my ever having to bring the original to the club. Same about Casarao. Maybe bringing along a nice coulour paper copy when 1st visiting will satisfy requirements?

I have no problem with fingerprints however. Fingerprints didn't prevent me from enjoying Disneyland Orlando, neither should they stand in the way of mongering. My passport is what I don't want to lose under any circumstances.

On my last trip to Sao Paulo, I visited Casarao many times and they always accepted a black and white photocopy of my passport.

[QUOTE=Combo;2936274]Looking for up-to-date entrance requirements for the club / boates, especially Scandallo. Is a state (US) driver's license sufficient? Or photocopy of first page of passport?

Loved Cafe Photo years ago, but I they're crossed off my list because of the fingerprint requirement.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;2934723]<snip> giving a front desk clerk my Florida driver's license took soooooooooooooo much longer at all the other boates. [/QUOTE]Combo, a valid driver's license is & was the only entry requirement to gain entrance to Scandallo.

I don't like Cafe Photo's fingerprint requirement either, but that is not the main reason I almost never go there. It is all about the girls. Although I have found some good girls at Cafe Photo, IMHO, there is no comparison in quality and quantity between Scandallo and Cafe Photo and yet the prices at these 2 clubs is roughly the same.

I would advise all boate punters who have never been to Photo, to give it a try, but only after you have enjoyed many nights at Scandallo & Bomboa and are then looking for something a little different. And don't forget about Casarao (late night 5 stars) which has a very different vibe than Scan or Bom and Bahamas (4 stars) which is less expensive and not as high quality, but still good.

A. H.

[QUOTE=WyattEarp;2936190]The famous Barbarella's in Rio was known for hustling tourists as well. We heard the game and just drank beers, caipirinhas. Some Americans sat down at another table and ordered. The waiter put down a partially poured bottle of Scotch and told him he would measure how much they drank. Of course, when they asked for their tab it was $250+ for a few glasses of Scotch. Barbarella had some great looking girls in its hey-day though.[/QUOTE]Barbarella had a reputation for being a clip joint, and I guess it could be if you didn't know what you could be in for. I never had a problem with the waiters there, and during my very first trip to Rio found some real hotties up in there. The worst was the cabbies outside waiting to charge you three times the price! Fuck that! I would walk around the corner and hail a cab at the normal fare. One time I was leaving with a branca and she tried to tell me we needed to use a cab out front. I said, "OK, so what I pay for the taxi comes out of your money". You should have seen that tute get to stepping around that corner! LOLOLOL! I visited Barbarella in its last dying days, and it was really sad. Virtually empty with less than a handful of washed up hoors. So, so sad.

[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;2936346]Combo, a valid driver's license is & was the only entry requirement to gain entrance to Scandallo.

I don't like Cafe Photo's fingerprint requirement either, but that is not the main reason I almost never go there. It is all about the girls. Although I have found some good girls at Cafe Photo, IMHO, there is no comparison in quality and quantity between Scandallo and Cafe Photo and yet the prices at these 2 clubs is roughly the same.

I would advise all boate punters who have never been to Photo, to give it a try, but only after you have enjoyed many nights at Scandallo & Bomboa and are then looking for something a little different. And don't forget about Casarao (late night 5 stars) which has a very different vibe than Scan or Bom and Bahamas (4 stars) which is less expensive and not as high quality, but still good.

A. H.[/QUOTE]Maybe add Connection to that list. I went there many years ago and loved it. Have been lazy about returning given the distance, but recent reports have motivated me.