Customs is different from TSA!
[QUOTE=Coole Mr;1499226]Stopped about a year ago by Customs agent leaving the plane in Miami, asked me if I bought my ticket at the last minute with cash, (no) Do you have $10,000 cash money on you. (no). Can we check your carry on luggage with the dog. (sure). Any Drugs, or liquor (no). Can you wait a minute we want to check your carry on with another dog that is on the way. (starting to get pissed). Second dog shows up and sniffs my carry on finds nothing, I tell the Customs agent what's wrong with first dog he have a cold. He told me to take this serious because this was for national security, I told him he was profiling. We took a couple of steps toward each other when another agent step between us and tells me to go catch my flight before I get in trouble. This event took 30 minutes and I was just getting off the plane. I was so mad when I left there I was ready to fight everyone in the Miami airport. Customs has the authority to treat you like a criminal.[/QUOTE]Everyone on here should be very clear that Customs agents have a tremendous amount of power and can do just about anything they think is necessary to guard our country from whatever Congress decides we need to be guarded against. They can take everything you have apart, and they don't have to put it back together for you. They can break your stuff, and they don't have to pay for it. You never want to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] off a customs agent. The appropriate response to any of their questions and comments is to remain calm and be polite. You can't win any fight with them!
BTW, if you aren't smuggling, why even sweat the load? Take it easy on these people because they have a shitty, thankless job, and everyone they meet either fears them, hates them, or both. What kind of life is that? So if you show a little courtesy, they might even reciprocate.
I have been held up a couple of times over the years, and don't appreciate the probing questions any more than anyone else. But it is not that hard to figure out what the agents are trying to do. They want to get a reaction because even if they aren't experts in reading emotional responses, there are always special agents either in the vicinity or watching remotely to see if you exhibit telltale behaviors. Every day that goes by refines the capabilities of these police agencies. As we sheep pass through the lines, they are looking for the goats. Don't act like a goat, and you will probably get through with less trouble.
One of the basic security techniques is always going to be a random shot against some person coming in. If you travel a lot, your chances of getting to be the randomly selected victim goes up. So even though it is natural to think that you are being picked on, that isn't necessarily true. If you get lucky, you are going to get the third degree no matter how innocent you are. If it happens every time you enter the country, then you probably need to take some kind of action, like hiring a lawyer and finding out why you are on the sh_tlist.
As pointed out by others, TSA is a whole 'nother ballgame. You can get yourself all worked up about how screwed up the whole process is, but at the end of the day, you have to give the whole mess to Congress. Why take out your frustrations on the poor saps on the front line? My experience with TSA has been 100% friendly, and I travel a lot. I guess that's because I always treat them like fellow human beings with a crummy job they have to do to pay the bills. Anyone who has ever worked retail knows exactly how 99% of the people are really quite nice, but that 1% of arrogant, mean-spirited, as_holes can really set you down the wrong attitude road. And of course, the next person, innocent and naïve, often is the one who gets the reaction, even if you are trying to get back into the positive zone. But if that next person is uptight, pushy, condescending, etc, etc, then it starts to accumulate, and anyone will eventually just lose it, or start to dish it out. So instead of upping the ante, ratchet it back down by showing some consideration. You might be pleasantly surprised and feel all warm and fuzzy instead of getting all bent out of shape.
Customs for a middle eastern
I'm Canadian-Egyptian, so for a middle eastern its a different story, when they find condom, alcohol and Viagra with me, then its all good, I'm safe and they let me go.
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