Dubai Reports

[QUOTE=Jblack;1839832]Hi,

I am interested in some feedback from experience mongers in Dubai and Germany FKK clubs, I know that there is no comparison but I am trying to work out which one will be value for money for those living in the GCC region?

Has anyone done the economics? I know what my preference would be, but I am looking at it from financial point of view.

Cheers[/QUOTE]While I am not as experienced as some, I have experienced both. I am US based, so any mongering includes transport and hotel prices. I think airfare and hotel are about the same from the US to DXB or FRA, so that is about awash. In FRankfurt, a car rental is needed which is about $500 per week with parking and gas included. A taxi in Dubai may be about $200 in a week if you make additional day trips and such. If you price it out per girl, FKK is lower for the nice quality, lovely EE ladies. Quality EE girls from Dubai are three times the cost and you don't know the experience you may get. But you usually have a long-term session vs. The half hour session at an FKK. I think it becomes a question of what you want. If you want to get laid 4 times in a day, guaranteed anal and BBBJ, FKK is your place. If you want the hunt, the long-term GFE, Dubai. Same approximate cost.

Rush.

This is really funny, I was reading this interesting article about why artificial intelligence has so much difficulty handling sarcasm when I read this.

(source: [URL]http://science.slashdot.org/story/16/02/11/1816208/why-sarcasm-is-such-a-problem-in-artificial-intelligence[/URL]).

And who is to blame here? Our good old friend Joe who does not seem to realize that many people here are blessed with a sarcasm shield (or are actually bots).

I will try to explain how this place works once again. You can do almost anything here as long as it is not visible either online or real world. The moment you can find a bad reference using google get ready for a reaction, the moment anyone (nosy neighbor, small-dicked moron,.) complains, get ready for reaction.

Anything that attracts attention can eventually trigger a raid. I realize most people here do not really care about what happens to the providers but for those who do I would ask you to be careful.

Do I actually care? Not really. And why is that? Because this is how civilized people have dinner.



Note I will be happy to share the rope with anyone interested. Managerial class and 0 posters are specially welcome, I will make sure it gets all tight and warm around the crotch.
[QUOTE=NewCoco;1840144]Thanks seniors.

I think I will be the first newbie who thanks you all seniors for the decision to "reveal it all".

And to start making use of it, I have an inquiry:

Any Dubai MP with extras but is "decent" as well?

Tried holiday inn: rooms with curtains. No privacy.

And Claridge Hotel: smelly rooms with somehow unfriendly therapist.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RushRider;1840418]While I am not as experienced as some, I have experienced both. I am US based, so any mongering includes transport and hotel prices. I think airfare and hotel are about the same from the US to DXB or FRA, so that is about awash. In FRankfurt, a car rental is needed which is about $500 per week with parking and gas included. A taxi in Dubai may be about $200 in a week if you make additional day trips and such. If you price it out per girl, FKK is lower for the nice quality, lovely EE ladies. Quality EE girls from Dubai are three times the cost and you don't know the experience you may get. But you usually have a long-term session vs. The half hour session at an FKK. I think it becomes a question of what you want. If you want to get laid 4 times in a day, guaranteed anal and BBBJ, FKK is your place. If you want the hunt, the long-term GFE, Dubai. Same approximate cost.

Rush.[/QUOTE]So how does one get laid 4 times a day with BBBJ, anal all included in a half hour session at FKK? Or did I miss something?

[QUOTE=PeeMan;1840787]So how does one get laid 4 times a day with BBBJ, anal all included in a half hour session at FKK? Or did I miss something?[/QUOTE]I imagine it would look something like this: 1:30 pm-2:00 pm session, then rest, maybe watch some tv and take your first dose of testosterone. 4:30 pm-5:00 pm session, then rest, eat a protein bar and drink a red bull. 6:30 pm-7:00 pm session, then rest, grab some dinner. Then for the grand finale, 11:30 pm-12:00 pm session, then head back to hotel for sleep. Certainly wouldn't be easy and I wouldn't do it. But I am sure it could be done.

[QUOTE=RushRider;1840418] I think it becomes a question of what you want. If you want to get laid 4 times in a day, guaranteed anal and BBBJ, FKK is your place.

Rush.[/QUOTE]How the hell is going to a brothel and paying for sex is considered getting laid?

[QUOTE=Snow1998;1840801]How the hell is going to a brothel and paying for sex is considered getting laid?[/QUOTE]Snow. Depends on your definition of getting laid. I always considered pretty much any sex = getting laid. If you have a different definition, great.

Troy. Did it a couple times, now I keep it to three sessions over 8-10 hours. Throw in a massage, a few cigars and life is awesome.

PeeMan. If you haven't tried an FKK, you should. An amazing experience. Completely legal and excellent quality talent.

I think my next trip will be to Dubai, as it has been over a year. I just continue to hear about the declining quality which bums me out.

Peace.

[QUOTE=Troyster;1840796]I imagine it would look something like this: 1:30 pm-2:00 pm session, then rest, maybe watch some tv and take your first dose of testosterone. 4:30 pm-5:00 pm session, then rest, eat a protein bar and drink a red bull. 6:30 pm-7:00 pm session, then rest, grab some dinner. Then for the grand finale, 11:30 pm-12:00 pm session, then head back to hotel for sleep. Certainly wouldn't be easy and I wouldn't do it. But I am sure it could be done.[/QUOTE]I guess my question was more appropriate for the FKK forum. Is all that included in a single payment? P.S. What isn't easy? The physical demands of 4 times a day are the norm these days with Viagra and stuff to help.

[QUOTE=PeeMan;1840969]I guess my question was more appropriate for the FKK forum. Is all that included in a single payment? P.S. What isn't easy? The physical demands of 4 times a day are the norm these days with Viagra and stuff to help.[/QUOTE]No, you pay one time as a entry fee of about 70 to 80 euro. Then you can stay there as long as you want. Every time you take a girl for say 30 minutes you pay to girl after the session near the locker room since your wallet is in locker. The rates vary from 60 euro to 100 euro depending on menu. Then you move around to get your free food and soft drink. When you take the next girl you pay again.

I have met very fit men staying there for more than 20 hours and have more than 4 sessions.Most of them are military or navy men on R&R break.

[QUOTE=RushRider;1840889]Snow. Depends on your definition of getting laid. I always considered pretty much any sex = getting laid. If you have a different definition, great.

Peace.[/QUOTE]Each to his own. I consider getting laid as having sex without having to pay for it. Same way as I don't count fucking a prostitute as one of the numbers of girls I've had sex with.

Agree on FKK, should be experienced at least once if possible.

If anyone visits the baden baden region of Germany the thermal springs spa is a must visit. Beware its a nude spa.

[QUOTE=Snow1998;1841260]Each to his own. I consider getting laid as having sex without having to pay for it. Same way as I don't count fucking a prostitute as one of the numbers of girls I've had sex with.[/QUOTE]Whether its a fancy meal, a trip to the cinema, a weekend in a nice hotel, dealing with emotional baggage or just straight up handing over cash for sex. You always end up paying in some way to get laid.

Landed in DXB Friday early afternoon for some emergency meeting, this guy made me flew out of SG in ASAP mode and instantly have two messages on my phone from past ladies, there has to be something wrong with du it is impossible for anyone to know I am in DXB, even my office staff in DXB are never informed I am coming LOL. Finish this emergency meeting by 5 and one of the ladies who msgd before is in DXB with her 4 year old daughter is a bit upset with life and DXB and work in Moscow so being the gentleman which I am in office and real life (in club or after drinking its the beast Alex which takes over) take them out to DCC kids play area the mother is happy and surprised to see me in office attire the daughter does not want to talk to a stranger. The pleasure of seeing both of them enjoying like kids in magic planet was almost equal to a family outing; I am a good man when sober a demon when drunk. 3 hours with them then Japanese dinner for all of us in the food court I have never seen so much people together in a single place except a club, in a club it is amazing to see so much pussy together here I was getting nervous can't handle so many people together said my good byes with some Zara shopping for mom and kid both are delighted like crazy, this babe is all over me in the mall every chance she gets when her daughter was playing game or rides she was playing her love game with me have had her a couple of times and she is pure wife material but the beast is difficult to be tamed. We talk and I try explaining her, she knew everything about the Ukrainian GF even how many nights we stayed together, what all we drank, the hospital incident me doing all the bull shit for her she kept taunting me and kissing me in between I was just on mute mode smiling with my eyes lower pretending to be the most innocent dick on this planet maybe she was liking it or getting high 3 or 4 times she said to me Alex please I want you one more time I was speechless.

Back at home I wanted to have my sex nap, was extremely tired of 7 HR flight and then 9 HR work and play came back took of clothes and crashed in bed but Jr Alex was not in a mood to sleep in 1 hour I was back dressed and in Panorama returned here maybe after 3 or 4 months, its always a delight to see stuff in Vietnam I mean panorama it is mostly Viet contingent then the pushy Africans and old Russian farts. How these African ladies drool over old Caucasian men is remarkable even the most sexually disabled would have a hard on in panorama how these ladies rub themselves and there pussy on there dicks but for an early night this place has pussy available spent a good 30-45 minutes here saw some 2 or 3 very desirable and doable viets ravishing I should say and one super sexy Halle Berry African but all were so busy with old white men I was so disappointed and let down I felt like a loser: Alex's charm was not working here none of them was even looking at me they were busy to woo those men I just felt a bit young in panorama this was the only thing I could say to myself and hopped out it was still time to 12 so I thought lets try York.

YORK and this is place is buzzing for a Friday night or maybe I am here after 3-4 months every-time I come to the golden triangle I try visiting at least 2 clubs the moment you enter it is dark you get a shock the ladies can see there prey you cannot see anything its so dark and then they have Africans near the entrance at least put the Russians here if you have such a dark club; the place near the bar is a bit lip up and you can see pussy I mean lady nicely or near the billiards table. Take a small round near the bar as there is no place I can order my drinks have to come back at the center of the bar where we have this new Russian mamasan with her goods nice stuff I should say almost all of them are doable and its a new place and a new atmosphere for me so I like this change and get attracted to new stuff quickly: The place where I am standing at the bar there is Russian pussy everywhere left right front and I am in the back of all these nice cute asses at the bar enjoying my drink bang opposite me this chick in boy cut black and golden hair combination with an orange neon bra shining from her almost see through top, drunk horny and high Alex gives in raise my glass and she smiles puts her hand on her heart and says no thanks; Jr Alex is high raise my glass again after a minute she laughs walks up to me and she orders red bull I say bye bye I don't like girls who don't drink she quietly walks off I hold her hand this is one strong lady she stops and we start to talk just generally, she is 20,5'8 an ex bartender with no heels for a Russian lady in club not pretty just simple absolute no make up thick ass looks like a part timer, widely traveled in all of Europe; Latin America; tommorowland when she says this I say fuck off don't lie she takes out her passport and shows me the stamps she is Azeri and indeed 20 , I hold her hand in a very soft subtle loving way and she looks with those wide beautiful eyes I am taken for the night no words spoken nothing talked about with a new lady almost new club who works for a mamasan I just tell her lets have a drink: Double Jack Daniels with ice she orders we drink bottoms up repeat I shout at the bar everyone around just looks at us she hugs me out of shyness: ALEX the beast has woken LOL. Repeat and repeat I tell the bartender don't move your ass in my language he understands the security now comes near to me asks boss any problem she is so surprised regarding what's happening around us she is with me at the bar I am liking the music here in York its like Hyatt Indian, Arabic, house, English 80-90's all mix we sing a song together she wants to play billiards at the back. One game and its just 12:45 all this happened so quickly I am laughing at myself she is confused says are we going out tonight I reply if you like lady with a bended knee she is flattered she says they don't let her go in Moscow she went twice apparently the mamasan had a problem there. I asked you want to go or all 7-8 want to go she laughs and laughs and said no no only she tells me she will pay for entrance ticket at Moscow she has money shows my her purse also now its my turn to laugh and laugh. I tell her first we go Indian music after we go Moscow she is like what ever you say my love we kiss and suddenly the lips meet she is shy I press for another kiss and she gives in or the alcohol makes her give in we have a DFK near the billiards table she is high now I can sense I touch her bare skin ooh and her ass she guides my thigh inside her legs rubbing her pussy. Lets go Alex she says I want go from here off we go Mirchi.

Mirchi for a Friday night is empty I am surprised how things change in DXB just last time when I was there this place is buzzing overflowing with people and today it is empty on jumma fuck.

The lady is very happy to receive the attention of Alex GF for tonight everyone is wishing her she feels like a princess is a bit shy and kisses me and hugs me like a BF drinks and shisha and she orders shots she says Alex I was a bartender before for 2 year I know what I want drink and I can drink all night who am I to say no: I think she is only 20 I was a dumb ass at her age and this female is strong brave alien country with a new man she has never met yet so strong and bold hats off. Couple of Paki ladies some I have fucked some who have been at my table all come and meet me and this female now gets angry and jealous so more drinks and I politely boo off the other ladies I don't want to ruin the pussy for tonight these Paki ladies know how to spoil the fun. The place is not buzzing so in and out in 30 minutes its time for Moscow I tell her she is delighted like a kid in magic planet.

Moscow is buzzing she enters and there are so many people she is like WTF I thought it will be a crazy place I said baby you wanted to see what I can say we go meet ashraf at the bar drinks ordered she orders jagermeister; absent; B-52: ashraf and she start to drink; ashraf gives in half way LOL poor chap he literally runs away and this babe is non stop taking shots on orders multiple tequilas and ashraf says Alex I am going home place is buzzing fun times we have at the bar go at the back to meet my friends the babe does not like Moscow she said it was just a hype this place is bull shit I said baby you wanted to see it how I can say no. Pay bill and off we go meet Alex at the exit he said fuck you man you don't go anywhere I introduce the lady to her he said she cannot leave my club without drinks lady is flattered she said Alex we will come tomorrow and stay here only I wink Alex and say him bye.

Aayoush: babe is hungry so I order signature Thai soup tom yung kung its just 2:40 and even Muhammad is surprised Alex so early: The weather in Dubai is just simply awesome it was getting cold and foggy, I felt I was in swiss alps it was so amazing. Enjoyed the soup and shisha and babe is horny I can sense we head home: wallah she opens the window its foggy and DFK in taxi mixed with alcohol Dubai is rocking pussy is amazing. Reach home and she strips me naked pushes me in shower and we start to shower together hot water on my head hot mouth on my dick its intensifying I just can't control it. Hadn't had a lay in week so much alcohol and the buildup I come and she nicely takes it looking in my eyes: Wallah:

Back in bed this babe is not going down she is up for it again BBBJ, DATY, 69 and I start to pound her miss, CG, rcg, doggy, back in miss she comes like an animal was so loud I thought today they will throw me out of winchester. We sleep like babies after that when I wake up she is a monster in bed sleeping like a tiger and I am the baby LOL. Quietly leave the room and in the living room sitting in balcony enjoying the Dubai sun it feels so nice after ages. Finish my work for a couple of hours push in some yogurts to calm down from last night debauchery and the babe wakes up takes shower and in my arms.

Missed you Brownian: Love Tactis: Want more and PH69 were are you man: Lets party all of us fuckers.

I love DXB.

Cheers,

Alex

Alex7 j.

Your reports are awesome and breathtaking for two reasons.

One is because they are real, coming from your heart and experience.

The second is because there is a sort of lack of punctuation all over the text and we can't hold our breath while reading them!

Keep them up!

[QUOTE=FunRope;1841420]Whether its a fancy meal, a trip to the cinema, a weekend in a nice hotel, dealing with emotional baggage or just straight up handing over cash for sex. You always end up paying in some way to get laid.[/QUOTE]And there is always the exception. A cute petite pinay cashier in a major chain asks me to meet her and its understood between us this is purely for sex nothing else. The only cost to me is the gas in picking her up and dropping back. This is truly an exception and never have I asked for it but in the 3 years since we met it happens either twice a month or once month and she initiates.

Sorry bud. Lost my phone nailing a newbie so have been out of touch.

Normally only access ISG on the phone so have been away.

Will buzz you when I get my phone. In case I don't, pm me your number.

[QUOTE=Alex7J;1841469]

Missed you Brownian: Love Tactis: Want more and PH69 were are you man: Lets party all of us fuckers.

I love DXB.

Cheers,

Alex[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Alex7J;1840239]I truly admire your sense of raunchiness, let me come back we both can go for night out ph69 would love to accompany us if his misus is not in town and so would euphoric he is another fucker.

This blue drink is called Bull Frog or Blue Firog as Pakis call it: its a fucking crazy cock sucking tail, any lady has two of these and its non stop DFK in the club only trust me man they.


Alex.[/QUOTE]Ha haha. They used to have bullfrogs on ladies nights at rock bottoms.

In 2007 an Irish 20 something I was grinding with bit my nipple hard enough to draw blood after 3 bullfrogs.

The dutch crew member I was dancing with earlier was already jealous and disgusted over how irish was falling all over me.

She wasnt drinking because she had to fly. A short loud catfight ensued and I got a consolation blowjob while dropping her off.

Crewie has married a national now, but I could never get in her pants back then because she was carrying a torch for her boyfriend.
I didnt want to lose out on another blowjob so I didnt discuss the crappy logic.

Tulips on the balls are better than a cat in the bush.