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[QUOTE=Crocodilexp;2391211] but I think the term A+ originated on the PSE massage websites[/QUOTE]You are right. Mango, Cherry, Bamboo have the term A+ on their websites.

[QUOTE=Turgid;2391044]Has someone hacked into your account Asslover? Anyhoo, I can't disagree, not nice seeing the brown stuff on the condom afterwards.[/QUOTE]55555 NO I am very much in possession of my Account.

The profile name I chose definitely means what it says.

I love a nice shapely ass, and that should not translate to Anal.

- AL.

[QUOTE=MrBenn;2391175]I have to agree that, when you are feeling down, some ditzy girl telling you to "smile" is probably the last thing that you need. May is said to be a bit of a Pollyanna. Apparently, she even sings to her customers in the shower.

Of course, no one wants to hear that "things will not be so bad". This totally misses the point. A more successful approach to overcoming depression is to develop a personal philosophy that enables you to attribute meaning and purpose to life's suffering and set-backs. This comes quite naturally to our happy-go-lucky Thai companions who have Buddhism baked-in but, for the secular westerner, the resilience-building philosophy of Stoicism might prove to be more helpful. That and Prozac.

This week, you had sex with three pretty and personable Mango girls (Apple, Vanda and May). I agree that May is the weakest of the three but you made your Mango hat-trick sound about as pleasant as root-canal work. Good prostitutes can make you feel glad to be alive but only if your head is already in the right place. This will not be the advice that you want but it might be the advice that you need.[/QUOTE]Nice attempt at a comeback from me calling you out as a fantasist but you're not fooling anyone. I'm very happy with life and your little attempt to derail the thread is water off a duck's back to me. Like I said, I enjoyed the sessions with Apple and Vanda but they were no better than the average session in the area so not worth a repeat. I will continue to call out bad providers like May because it helps other forum users, unlike your wildly unrealistic fantasies.

[QUOTE=Blueskybird;2391260]Yesterday mango, picked Sara the huge boobs girl, god her boobs were so big and firm can't guess fake or real but god those are so so good, but the service was below average, she wasted most of the time by giving massage and never showed any commitment, only covered BJ, just fell for her boobs, nothing else special to tell about mango exp, may be I should have visited addict, more girls and better service.[/QUOTE]Thanks for girl report, BSB. Very helpful. It's good to see more first-time posters chipping-in on this thread. I hope you have better luck next time. Sara's performance seems to be consistently bad across all the various reviews here. Your covered BJ is the icing on the cake.

[QUOTE===*****man;2391365]Nice attempt at a comeback from me calling you out as a fantasist but you're not fooling anyone. I'm very happy with life and your little attempt to derail the thread is water off a duck's back to me. Like I said, I enjoyed the sessions with Apple and Vanda but they were no better than the average session in the area so not worth a repeat. I will continue to call out bad providers like May because it helps other forum users, unlike your wildly unrealistic fantasies.[/QUOTE]I thought that your report on May was actually very helpful. As you know, I am slowly working my way through the Mango line-up in order to compile a performance summary of every girl in the shop. That will be a real prize and I intend to share the results here. You saved me the unhappy job of reviewing May and I am grateful to you. I won't be reviewing Sara either thanks to the sacrifice made by a couple of other guys.

The only girl I recommended to you (with a few caveats) was Apple. Apparently, you enjoyed the session but you expressed your gratitude to me in a very odd way.

[QUOTE===*****man;2388668]This report is ridiculously far removed from reality. It has obviously been written by a complete fantasist.[/QUOTE]You "called me out" for suggesting that Apple's website photos are accurate. Her 7 photos show her wearing 5 different outfits in 5 different locations under 5 different lighting conditions. She looks identical in all of them. Crucially, they were all snapped on an iPhone. They were not the doctored glamour shots that we all distrust. You also "called me out" for suggesting that Apple was in her 20's rather than in her 30's. Apple tells me that she is 28.

I trust that this settles the matter.

[QUOTE=Blueskybird;2391260]Yesterday mango, picked Sara the huge boobs girl, god her boobs were so big and firm can't guess fake or real but god those are so so good, but the service was below average, she wasted most of the time by giving massage and never showed any commitment, only covered BJ, just fell for her boobs, nothing else special to tell about mango exp, may be I should have visited addict, more girls and better service.[/QUOTE]I think her boobs are real and I agree they are really huge.

She is not confident in her English, so that might be part of the reason she was not much interrested in the session.

My session with her was not what I expected it to be but it was a lot better that what you've just described.

The cover BJ is not offered only in Mango (personnaly I never received a CBJ in Mango), next time a girl try to give you a CBJ try to tell her (in a nice way) that you would rather like her to give you a BBBJ and most of the time they will do it.

[QUOTE=MrBenn;2391514]Thanks for girl report, BSB. Very helpful. It's good to see more first-time posters chipping-in on this thread. I hope you have better luck next time. Sara's performance seems to be consistently bad across all the various reviews here. Your covered BJ is the icing on the cake.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't be fair to her if I let you say that she is consistently bad.

Her service was not bad with me, except three things that I didn't expect: Not been allowed to A+ but it shouldn't be a problem for guys that are not in A+ (and it seems that a lot of guys are not in it given some recent posts), she was a bit bigger than I thought (I really like skinny girls so for me it was a disappointment) and darker also.

We went along well together during my two hours session, she was chatty and smiling, so her attitude was absolutely not bad.

She didn't try to give me a CBJ, I had my two shots and we fucked in different positions.

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2391810]I wouldn't be fair to her if I let you say that she is consistently bad.

Her service was not bad with me, except three things that I didn't expect: Not been allowed to A+ but it shouldn't be a problem for guys that are not in A+ (and it seems that a lot of guys are not in it given some recent posts), she was a bit bigger than I thought (I really like skinny girls so for me it was a disappointment) and darker also.

We went along well together during my two hours session, she was chatty and smiling, so her attitude was absolutely not bad.

She didn't try to give me a CBJ, I had my two shots and we fucked in different positions.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the clarification. In fairness to Sara, we have to get the details right before we rush to judgement. BSB was a first-time poster so it is possible that a disgruntled individual created a new handle just to post an anti-Mango report for some purpose that we can only guess at. His CBJ claim did sound a bit fishy. I will try to be less gullible in future.

[QUOTE=MrBenn;2391625]

You "called me out" for suggesting that Apple's website photos are accurate. Her 7 photos show her wearing 5 different outfits in 5 different locations under 5 different lighting conditions. She looks identical in all of them. Crucially, they were all snapped on an iPhone. They were not the doctored glamour shots that we all distrust. You also "called me out" for suggesting that Apple was in her 20's rather than in her 30's. Apple tells me that she is 28.[/QUOTE]You said her skin is white. It isn't. Every Thai girl knows how to put a photo through a skin whitening filter on their phone's camera app in a few seconds. You seem to be getting confused between what you see on the website and what you see in real life.

You said her skin is flawless. It isn't. She has acne on her face and back.

You said she was mid 20's. She isn't. She's now saying she's 28 which might be true but the crow's feet around her eyes suggest otherwise.

You said she isn't fat. She is and she knows it.

You said she's a timid 'civilian' girl. She isn't. She's self-confident and chatty.

You made some bizarre comments about needing to be Prince Charming to get her to open up sexually but unless I unintentionally fit that description in her eyes, you don't.

So just in a helpful way I'm suggesting you're blurring the distinction between fantasy and reality in your reports. They would be better if you tried to keep them more realistic.

As for gratitude, if you convince her to shave off that big bush of hers I might consider repeating just for the combination of big tits and shaven haven and will thank you for it.

[QUOTE=MrBenn;2391625]I thought that your report on May was actually very helpful. As you know, I am slowly working my way through the Mango line-up in order to compile a performance summary of every girl in the shop. That will be a real prize and I intend to share the results here. [/QUOTE]Two quotes come to mind on the current conversation between members on Mango.

'There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Oscar Wilde.

There is no such thing as bad publicity. Phineas T. Barnum.

MR be you are long overdue that free shag.

[QUOTE=Blueskybird;2391260]Yesterday mango, picked Sara the huge boobs girl, god her boobs were so big and firm can't guess fake or real but god those are so so good, but the service was below average, she wasted most of the time by giving massage and never showed any commitment, only covered BJ, just fell for her boobs, nothing else special to tell about mango exp, may be I should have visited addict, more girls and better service.[/QUOTE]I can't understand why guys cannot determine if tits are real or fake. Even the very best tit jobs are normally detectable. Even deep down silicone can be detected. Only the injection of natural body fat into the tits after liposuction is likely to be undetectable, and that is a situation when I have felt that the tits were just suspiciously shaped.

So I guess if a guy really can't tell, that implies natural or having no silicone at least. 99% of tit jobs are really quite obvious. Just an unnatural curve makes one suspicious and then felling them detects something strange in there, with the odd girl moderately difficult to find the deep down implant but still detectable.

I have met the odd girl that claimed her tits were natural when was obvious that they were not (with silicone implants). However I think most girls will tell the truth. Even the liposuction girl admitted that when I was puzzled about her tits.

[QUOTE=*****man;2392127]You said her skin is white. It isn't. Every Thai girl knows how to put a photo through a skin whitening filter on their phone's camera app in a few seconds. You seem to be getting confused between what you see on the website and what you see in real life.
[/QUOTE]Perhaps he should have said her skin is lighter than average. Its all relative. I am sure it is not likely as white as some Viet girls on Soi 4 that were a bit too pale for my taste, or maybe too much white makeup.

We all know that lighting in photos can vary a lot. So photos showing the exact skin tone are rare. When he says the photos are realistic, he probably is not taking skin colour into account at all. Some of us are not very skin colour centric. Degree of skin tan does not matter much to some of us, and some of us even prefer tanned over very pale skin. I never favour overly white skinned girls, just as I may have a limit to just how black a girl is (I probably pass on Nubians but light to medium black girls are fine for me). I am far more concerned about shape of the body and face, rather than exact colouring, and also whether the girl smells nice or has body odours. I can appreciate of course that all photos can be shopped to smooth out blemishes and improve certain curves, etc. , quite apart from skin colouring, even if not glamour shots.

My close range eyesight is poor if do not have the right glasses on, and I do remove glasses during sex. My point here is not all of us have the eyesight same as when we were 18, to be able to see all of a girl's skin blemishes in sharp focus. My eyesight started going downhill at 50 or so. Minor marks can be "glossed over".

[QUOTE==*****man;2392127]You said her skin is white. It isn't. Every Thai girl knows how to put a photo through a skin whitening filter on their phone's camera app in a few seconds. You seem to be getting confused between what you see on the website and what you see in real life.

You said her skin is flawless. It isn't. She has acne on her face and back.

You said she was mid 20's. She isn't. She's now saying she's 28 which might be true but the crow's feet around her eyes suggest otherwise.

You said she isn't fat. She is and she knows it.

You said she's a timid 'civilian' girl. She isn't. She's self-confident and chatty.

You made some bizarre comments about needing to be Prince Charming to get her to open up sexually but unless I unintentionally fit that description in her eyes, you don't.

So just in a helpful way I'm suggesting you're blurring the distinction between fantasy and reality in your reports. They would be better if you tried to keep them more realistic.

As for gratitude, if you convince her to shave off that big bush of hers I might consider repeating just for the combination of big tits and shaven haven and will thank you for it.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the response, Blueskybird. Evidently, your intentions with regard to reviewing Apple were different to mine so I think we should just agree to differ.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2390253]Once inside Thanks Massage, Their pics of Nicky looked so different to the web site, that I lost interest. [/QUOTE]Maybe they took your criticism on board as her photos have now been changed. They deserve credit for posting honest photos like that. I can see that her tummy is not acceptable for me so I won't waste my time but there are plenty of guys who will find her attractive.

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[QUOTE=Franciscass;2392147]Two quotes come to mind on the current conversation between members on Mango.

'There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Oscar Wilde.

There is no such thing as bad publicity. Phineas T. Barnum.

MR be you are long overdue that free shag.[/QUOTE]I agree and the attention it's getting is completely without justification. If I was going to stroll up soi 26 I'd check out Addict first and then maybe Orient. The trouble is when people post sensible, factual reviews they don't attract many responses so get buried in the responses to more controversial posts. For example, someone recently wrote a review of a girl at Addict which received very little attention and now I'm struggling to find it.