New Delhi

I don't know is it me or shit waits to fall on me. Can't figure the f*ck out?

Extremely pissed off due to last week's experience. A brother from another mother had given me a contact detail of a bird, supposedly an independent. Called her and found out that she was available only for out-calls. The deal was fixed for 3 K. When she came she was a good looking chick. My johny started hitting the roof, when I looked her in that cute dress. Didn't know girl-friendly hotels in NCR, so headed out of Delhi.

While I was driving, my hand was inside her top and she had good melons.

Once, we crossed Faridabad, I asked her to remove the panty and bra from inside her tube top and mini skirt, which she happily did. As soon as she removed her panty, the entire cabin was filled with a nauseating smell, from her pussy. Initially, I thought outside air might have got sucked in and I re-checked the re-circulation mode, which was on.

When I looked at her panty, which was kept near the driving seat arm-rest, I realised it was coming from her pussy. The smell was so bad, which I cannot explain. I removed my hands from her boobs and she tried to DFK me, then I said no. She was wondering why did I become a sant (saint) all of a sudden. I didn't know how to beat about the Bush, but told her upfront that her pussy is smelling, though it was a couple of feet away from me. I asked her if she had any fungus infection or something. She claimed that she was not aware of any of it.

I said, I can't do it or risk my health (Albeit in a very very polite way). She was looking worried about her health and I asked her to consult a gynae. Told her let's go back and took an you-turn after Ballabgarh and reached back delhi. Dropped her near Ashram and was taking money out of my wallet. Then she said, 'rehne do, aapka dena banta nahi hai (it's OK. You don't need to pay me). But, I insisted and paid her 1. 5 K.

Enroute home, I called a buddy for a chilled Bud and picked him from his GK home. As soon as he sat in the car, he said what the f*ck is the smell in the car. When I narrated this to him, both of us realised that it was a good thing that I didn't even DFK her. It was just a stroke of luck that I didn't even DFK her, as we were driving through delhi & Faridabad with full of traffic. Though, I just wanted to fondle her and finger her till we crossed the NCR limits, I could only squeeze the melons and before I could finger her, this entire incident happened.

Now, I have experienced the tag-line of the movie 'Delhi Belly'. Shit happens.

Or is it just me?

God knows what shit these poor gals have to experience to support their loved ones. I appreciate your gesture of being polite and thoughtful. This, my friend, is also what mongering is about. Your heart is in the right place, and so is your head. Take comfort, carry on.

[QUOTE=GD001;1606806]I don't know is it me or shit waits to fall on me. Can't figure the f*ck out?

Extremely pissed off due to last week's experience. A brother from another mother had given me a contact detail of a bird, supposedly an independent. Called her and found out that she was available only for out-calls. The deal was fixed for 3 K. When she came she was a good looking chick. My johny started hitting the roof, when I looked her in that cute dress. Didn't know girl-friendly hotels in NCR, so headed out of Delhi.

While I was driving, my hand was inside her top and she had good melons.

Once, we crossed Faridabad, I asked her to remove the panty and bra from inside her tube top and mini skirt, which she happily did. As soon as she removed her panty, the entire cabin was filled with a nauseating smell, from her pussy. Initially, I thought outside air might have got sucked in and I re-checked the re-circulation mode, which was on.

When I looked at her panty, which was kept near the driving seat arm-rest, I realised it was coming from her pussy. The smell was so bad, which I cannot explain. I removed my hands from her boobs and she tried to DFK me, then I said no. She was wondering why did I become a sant (saint) all of a sudden. I didn't know how to beat about the Bush, but told her upfront that her pussy is smelling, though it was a couple of feet away from me. I asked her if she had any fungus infection or something. She claimed that she was not aware of any of it.

I said, I can't do it or risk my health (Albeit in a very very polite way). She was looking worried about her health and I asked her to consult a gynae. Told her let's go back and took an you-turn after Ballabgarh and reached back delhi. Dropped her near Ashram and was taking money out of my wallet. Then she said, 'rehne do, aapka dena banta nahi hai (it's OK. You don't need to pay me). But, I insisted and paid her 1. 5 K.

Enroute home, I called a buddy for a chilled Bud and picked him from his GK home. As soon as he sat in the car, he said what the f*ck is the smell in the car. When I narrated this to him, both of us realised that it was a good thing that I didn't even DFK her. It was just a stroke of luck that I didn't even DFK her, as we were driving through delhi & Faridabad with full of traffic. Though, I just wanted to fondle her and finger her till we crossed the NCR limits, I could only squeeze the melons and before I could finger her, this entire incident happened.

Now, I have experienced the tag-line of the movie 'Delhi Belly'. Shit happens.

Or is it just me?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JJamvant;1606812]God know what shit these poor gals have to experience to support their loved ones. I appreciate your gesture of being polite and thoughtful. This, my friend, is also what mongering is about. Your heart is in the right place, and so is your head. Take comfort, carry on.[/QUOTE]Well done GD001, you showed presence of mind and were also extremely kind to the girl. She might be suffering from some kind of problem and you never know what is or isn't communicable. Kudos.

[QUOTE=Kar2692;1606729]I always buy a condom pack whenever I am going for fucks I throw the extra condoms. Always keep 2 handie next time. Again a brilliant FR.[/QUOTE]I am new in MP & SP mongering.

Provide me contact.

So I can be a monger.

I have read so many FR.

I want my own FR to be posted.

Without help. Not possible.

Help me.

[QUOTE=Kar2692;1606720]Mrahul help the guy in needthe 1 who is expert in RG.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PraveenArya142;1606324]Can you please the contacts through PM?[/QUOTE]Please.

Provide me contact of SP MP in new Delhi or Gurgaon. I am new monger.

[QUOTE=GD001;1606806]I don't know is it me or shit waits to fall on me. Can't figure the f*ck out?

Or is it just me?[/QUOTE]Bro shit happens to all. You handled it very well and in a polite & caring way and the money you gave her, if she used for her treatment, it would be really worthy.

Look at it positively. You are not in shit too!

Best Regards & take Care.

Sylvan.

[QUOTE=GD001;1606806]I don't know is it me or shit waits to fall on me. Can't figure the f*ck out?

Extremely pissed off due to last week's experience. A brother from another mother had given me a contact detail of a bird, supposedly an independent. Called her and found out that she was available only for out-calls. The deal was fixed for 3 K. When she came she was a good looking chick. My johny started hitting the roof, when I looked her in that cute dress. Didn't know girl-friendly hotels in NCR, so headed out of Delhi.

While I was driving, my hand was inside her top and she had good melons.

Once, we crossed Faridabad, I asked her to remove the panty and bra from inside her tube top and mini skirt, which she happily did. As soon as she removed her panty, the entire cabin was filled with a nauseating smell, from her pussy. Initially, I thought outside air might have got sucked in and I re-checked the re-circulation mode, which was on.

When I looked at her panty, which was kept near the driving seat arm-rest, I realised it was coming from her pussy. The smell was so bad, which I cannot explain. I removed my hands from her boobs and she tried to DFK me, then I said no. She was wondering why did I become a sant (saint) all of a sudden. I didn't know how to beat about the Bush, but told her upfront that her pussy is smelling, though it was a couple of feet away from me. I asked her if she had any fungus infection or something. She claimed that she was not aware of any of it.

I said, I can't do it or risk my health (Albeit in a very very polite way). She was looking worried about her health and I asked her to consult a gynae. Told her let's go back and took an you-turn after Ballabgarh and reached back delhi. Dropped her near Ashram and was taking money out of my wallet. Then she said, 'rehne do, aapka dena banta nahi hai (it's OK. You don't need to pay me). But, I insisted and paid her 1. 5 K.

Enroute home, I called a buddy for a chilled Bud and picked him from his GK home. As soon as he sat in the car, he said what the f*ck is the smell in the car. When I narrated this to him, both of us realised that it was a good thing that I didn't even DFK her. It was just a stroke of luck that I didn't even DFK her, as we were driving through delhi & Faridabad with full of traffic. Though, I just wanted to fondle her and finger her till we crossed the NCR limits, I could only squeeze the melons and before I could finger her, this entire incident happened.

Now, I have experienced the tag-line of the movie 'Delhi Belly'. Shit happens.

Or is it just me?[/QUOTE]A really smelly pussy can be due to some bacterial and fungal problems in her vagina.

A good course of antibiotics should take care of that.

Basically the hygiene sense of these girls is very poor, she may have got thes infections due to unprotected sex as well.

All in all a smelly pussy is a great turn off, I usually avoid daty if I sense any kind of odours from her love hole.

Your gesture though was appropriate and graceful.

Well done, better luck next time.

[QUOTE=Kar2692;1606715]Bro I know even I will continue, but imagine you getting 1 red rash near your private what will you do, you go see a doc and stay off morging for a while then if there is a cure you get it cured. Now Imagine us family guys getting 1 rash near our private area, we go home scandalized, we stay of bed for max what 5 to 6 days and then when you open the UG in front of your beloved she sees 1 red rash you call it pimple haha ohk, or you call it a mosquito bite and the smell ohk while the mosquito was biting he shit on it too that's why its smelling. In short its "GAME OVER"or you need to be extremely talented to come out of it.[/QUOTE]Always switch off lights when you make love to your beloved, you will stay together much longer.

[QUOTE=Sabre321;1606843]I am new in MP & SP mongering.

Provide me contact.

So I can be a monger.

I have read so many FR.

I want my own FR to be posted.

Without help. Not possible.

Help me.[/QUOTE]Hmmm. ,

Possible.

Thori koshish beta (little self help).

Doctor,

No gang bang parties nowadays?

Or, you are just not sharing any reports (wink)?

Bet the casting couch must be warm from regular Talent hunts?

[QUOTE=Meisme;1606658]Another classic! But AO my man. Whats it with the rubber failing you over? And again.

Hmmm. Custom sizes perhaps be the solution?[/QUOTE]Rubbers seem to be my undoing mate. During vaginal sex, in extremely horny and wet pussies, the condoms tend to just slip off while withdrawing. During the mouth fucking, I am pretty sure, the girl was responsible for tearing up the second condom. Alas, still not sure, whether it was accidental or I am yet to find the right fit. Too late to be complaining about this issue, after so many encounters!

Adiós fellow little devils. I will surely going to miss Delhi and chole bhature. Bye bye and have a safe mongering.

I will be active in blore (hopefully).

Thanks Anti, JJ & Sylvan.

Thanks for sharing my thoughts. Actually, I NEVER do DATY with WGs. I hope that she will get herself treated.

Planning to have a good session in a spa today. At least I can treat myself to a FS. (wink).

Ciao.

[QUOTE=AntiKlpd;1606916]A really smelly pussy can be due to some bacterial and fungal problems in her vagina.

A good course of antibiotics should take care of that.

Basically the hygiene sense of these girls is very poor, she may have got thes infections due to unprotected sex as well.

All in all a smelly pussy is a great turn off, I usually avoid daty if I sense any kind of odours from her love hole.

Your gesture though was appropriate and graceful.

Well done, better luck next time.[/QUOTE]

Hey None, you relocating? It was pleasure to read it frs. Hope that you keep eating chhole bhature & chicken biryani (bangalorean style).

P.S.: my share is pending.

[QUOTE=TheNone;1607071]Adis fellow little devils. I will surely going to miss Delhi and chole bhature. Bye bye and have a safe mongering.

I will be active in blore (hopefully).[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheNone;1607071]Adis fellow little devils. I will surely going to miss Delhi and chole bhature. Bye bye and have a safe mongering.

I will be active in blore (hopefully).[/QUOTE]Bro. So you back to Bangalore. Take care.

Remember the lesson learned in Delhi.