Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Francesco24;2394398]Negative review for Gypso at Addict.

Decent looking slim body, zero boobs: 6.

Service: 0 (no kiss, no BJ, complain about pain after 2 min sex).

Lately I get only this kind of sh*t.[/QUOTE]Just when I was thinking of giving this place a try again after not visiting for over a year, it's good to have a realistic report. The truth is, the setup of the place makes it very difficult to find a girl with the right body and service level so I'll give it a miss until a report comes in of a decent girl.

[QUOTE=Titleist19;2394266]I took Cherry a few years back and looking through post history, looks like I forgot to report on her. She is pretty and has, for some time, been the only girl worth visiting at Cherry. Haha, she looked late twenties or maybe even thirty to me. I remember her being just a little bit thicker than I normally like, but she did have a fairly skinny waist. Her service was quite good, A+ as well. I have never had a better ass rimming in my life. Had me on all fours and really went at it, and its the first and only time I have cum from rimming. [/QUOTE]Is there a Cherry working at Cherry? Didn't see her in website.

[QUOTE=Francesco24;2394398]Negative review for Gypso at Addict.

Decent looking slim body, zero boobs: 6.

Service: 0 (no kiss, no BJ, complain about pain after 2 min sex).

Lately I get only this kind of sh*t.[/QUOTE]Did you talk to her about her services before you went to the room with her? If you didn't, you're asking to be screwed over. If you did and she lied, you should have cancelled the session and tried to get a refund or another girl.

I finally made it to Bangkok and it's all a bit overwhelming. Quick question that I THINK I know the answer to but wanted to make sure. I know a place like Dokidoki at 3000 for an hour is all inclusive but what about places like SW or Mango? It's a 1500 add-on for FS, correct? Thanks for your help and I'll post on my experience later today.

[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2394986]Did you talk to her about her services before you went to the room with her? If you didn't, you're asking to be screwed over. If you did and she lied, you should have cancelled the session and tried to get a refund or another girl.[/QUOTE]What a bizarre suggestion. Are we expected to have a full checklist of all the things we might want to do during the session? Are we expected to say 'first I'm going to touch your thigh, ok? Next I'm going to stroke your labia majora, ok? After that...'

And there's a sign up in Addict which states that no refunds are allowed. I wonder why.

[QUOTE=*****man;2395032]What a bizarre suggestion. Are we expected to have a full checklist of all the things we might want to do during the session? Are we expected to say 'first I'm going to touch your thigh, ok? Next I'm going to stroke your labia majora, ok? After that...'

And there's a sign up in Addict which states that no refunds are allowed. I wonder why.[/QUOTE]Like I said about a month ago, the oilies are 50/50. Sometimes you get a great girl that you click with in bed and it is off to passion city and other times not so much. I have much better stats with Go Go girls, but not everyone concurs or is willing to change venues. I only go to the oilies in the afternoon and only for a change from my usual when I have nothing better to do and getting it on seems like a good idea.

[QUOTE=*****man;2395032]What a bizarre suggestion. Are we expected to have a full checklist of all the things we might want to do during the session? Are we expected to say 'first I'm going to touch your thigh, ok? Next I'm going to stroke your labia majora, ok? After that...'

And there's a sign up in Addict which states that no refunds are allowed. I wonder why.[/QUOTE]I always ask the girl, no matter the venue, if she kisses, does BBBJ, likes DATY, can fuck long time, etc. Depending on the answers and how much I want to fuck her, I decide whether to go with her or tell her no thanks. Have rejected a few based on their negative responses. Saves a lot of disappointment and feeling of getting taken. However, feel free to just point at a girl and go to the room with her. Just don't complain when she doesn't do something you assumed she would do.

[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2395058]I always ask the girl, no matter the venue, if she kisses, does BBBJ, likes DATY, can fuck long time, etc. Depending on the answers and how much I want to fuck her, I decide whether to go with her or tell her no thanks. Have rejected a few based on their negative responses. Saves a lot of disappointment and feeling of getting taken. However, feel free to just point at a girl and go to the room with her. Just don't complain when she doesn't do something you assumed she would do.[/QUOTE]In an Oily MP, you really get to ask all these things? Perhaps other venues are more relevant.

In some venues I would like to get a trial kiss too. Ha ha. I may drop some of your questions, but I really want to know if she has experience with Farangs and prefers them. I sometimes ask if she likes big or small cock without divulging my size?

I don't usually ask if a girl likes DATY, because a good DATY and a bad DATY are quite different, and 90% of girls like DATY anyway, however would be wise to avoid restrictive girls. I also normally do not ask about BBBJ. I hardly ever had a CBJ. Don't really remember last one. Kisses and extended time and having fun are important.

Maybe I have not been to venues where CBJ is dominant? What are some examples?

I don't ask how old a girl is unless she looks far too young, and I never ask if she has a baby (others presumably would). If girl is nude, then a good chance I will already suspect if has a baby and severe damage would have been rejected already. Over dressed girls is a problem for detecting bad belly and bad tits.

[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2395058]I always ask the girl, no matter the venue, if she kisses, does BBBJ, likes DATY, can fuck long time, etc. Depending on the answers and how much I want to fuck her, I decide whether to go with her or tell her no thanks. Have rejected a few based on their negative responses. Saves a lot of disappointment and feeling of getting taken. However, feel free to just point at a girl and go to the room with her. Just don't complain when she doesn't do something you assumed she would do.[/QUOTE]Out of curiosity when do you ask them all these questions? When you have a line up of ten girls in front of you, you pick up one that you like and ask her all these questions in front of the other girls and the mamasan?

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2395064]In an Oily MP, you really get to ask all these things? Perhaps other venues are more relevant. Snip.[/QUOTE]Yes. Always. If management says I can't talk to the girl first, I walk out.

Which oilie, who to choose. No matter where or who there is no certainty. But possible to reduce odds of a dud. Check the net. Pick a shop that is well managed with a consistent good reputation. Agreed not many but some have better ratings, Doki Doki for nuru Tulip for hard core PSE Kasalong for BJ. Good management goes a long way but at the end of the day it's what happens between you and the girl. I believe most shops have some girls that are as good if not better than what you find at the more popular shops. Posts on ISG are good indicators but personal and subjective. My own M. O. Is to first chat to the desk about what you are looking for and have a peek at those that qualify. If the desk is uncooperative you leave and this is important always be prepared to walk. If you find a face / body you like when you get to the room sit confirm with the girl that what you asked for at the desk she willing to provide. If she says no then a friendly koopkhun krap, back to the desk for a possible substitute but more probably a refund. Sometimes a small problem getting it but almost always given. Sounds a bit clinical I know but paid P4P is a service not a romantic hook up. The girl has her routine you have your preferences when they come together that's when you leave with a smile.

[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2395130]Yes. Always. If management says I can't talk to the girl first, I walk out.[/QUOTE]Two other advantages of talking to the girl first that I forgot to mention: 1) on occasion, the mamasan has actually encouraged a hesitating girl to agree to what I asked (obviously to get the house share of the fee from my agreeing to a session); and 2) a girl who doesn't actually want to go with you for whatever reason but feels required to go with you because you chose her can get out of going with you to the room by not agreeing to provide a service you want, thus helping you to avoid what would have been a bad session.

[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2395130]Yes. Always. If management says I can't talk to the girl first, I walk out.[/QUOTE]Aha. Good One. Don't bother to go to Eden. I was in trouble, already by merely asking a girl's name. Why do I need to know that? Ha ha. They don't field questions at all there. I had hoped that my final decision would be influenced by how nicely one or two prospects answered me.

At Eden Girls down one end do Anal, other end do not. That's all the info you get. You are supposed to select two girls. I don't think they would even like me to ask one girl which other girls she likes working with to see if any of those are to my taste. Choosing two girls that don't get on would silly. Letting one girl choose another super ugly one out of sympathy would also be silly. They want a guy to choose really fat too. I don't like to be too rushed.

I have a strategy that works about 50% of the time on Soi 33, one of the smallest RLDs in BKK. I go into the massage parlor and ask the person at the desk if there is a girl who does "blow job no condom". Some of the places say no, and I leave. But some say yes (and virtually every girl is available). Then, when I get into the room, I tell the girl I want BBBJ and BBFS and I am willing to pay 1000 baht extra. Sometimes they ask for more, and I usually give in. This works about half the time. The other half of the girls say no, and wouldn't say yes for any amount of money.

However, are there any MPs in BKK where BBFS is always on the menu? Is so, where? Many thanks!

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2395432]...I don't think they would even like me to ask one girl which other girls she likes working with to see if any of those are to my taste...[/QUOTE]A while back, Eden was my first and last stop, when I visited Bangkok.

I always picked the first girl and then asked her to pick the second girl. Most of the time, I was pleased with the session. Sometimes, however, the girls start chatting with each other and the session goes downhill. I have not been there in at least 10 years.