Delivery Mistake...(A Joke for a break)
A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart's Birthday, so he went to an expensive boutique, bought the Finest gloves available and asked the saleswoman to have They delivered with a note.
While wrapping the gloves, A clerk accidentally mixed up the order and sent a pair of Panties (G String) instead.
Here is the note the young man sent to his sweetheart:
Darling,
I chose these, because I noticed that you are not in the habit Of wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have Chosen long ones with buttons, but because your sister Wears the short ones that are so easy to remove, I decided To get the same style for you.
Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them From showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks And they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on for me and they looked really smart.
I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the first Time. No doubt many other hands will touch them before I See you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be A little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on while Cleaning them so they don't shrink. Just think how many Times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my Love.
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little Fur showing.