Gentlemen,
Earlier this week I decided to TOFTT and try out a place not reported (I don't think) which was on offer from a fruit based voucher site. The spa is located in a hotel in TECOM which bears the name of a small specialist retail outlet, plus a lucky number. Massage was 99 dhs, massage plus Moroccan bath 149 dhs. Fond memories of another massage plus Moroccan at a different establishment at the end of Al Wasl prompted me to go for the latter. Up I trundled to TECOM after a short notice booking.
As I arrived the chap on reception was on the phone talking about the different nationalities on offer so no doubt this was the type of AMP we all want it to be. I tested the water myself asking who he had available, particularly inquiring about Thai / Viet. No lineup was offered but I was told he had a Thai available. He called for the girl but she wasn't a looker. 5'9 ish, size 14, bit of an older lady, bit of a bruiser if truth be told. Now I'm one for looks and I'm fussy, but I just didn't have the heart / balls to ask for a different girl. I thought what the heck, at worst she'll probably give a decent massage.
Led the the room. Decent enough with a massage table with a head hole. Good start. Shorts issued. She came back in and took me to the steam room which was cold, non steamy and a bit grotty round the edges. She put the steam on and this is where it all went a bit downhill. The slab for me to lie on was too small so uncomfortable and hard, but worst of all the steamer made a terrible noise, so loud we couldn't even hear ourselves speak! Hardly relaxing. She left me for a bit as the room got filled with steam but it just made a hell of a racket. This combined with the lack of attraction towards my service provider made me pretty pissed off, I wanted out of there. I open the door, shouted a complaint, told the guy it was hardly a relaxing time so far and she came back in, steam off, completed the scrub, showered, I calmed down and we went back to the room for a massage.
However, what followed was a professional, firm (she asked me how I liked my massage and delivered), but relaxing massage to rival any hotel spa. She was doing the usual small talk but I wasn't in the mood by this stage so quickly decided I wasn't going to hit on her for extras. The question was though, could I force myself not to get a boner on the flip, which seems to be a conditioned automatic reaction these days?! Impressive, I managed to withhold my urge and the massage continued without incident.
I have no doubt there are extras on offer here and it'd be interesting to hear of other girls and experiences. If you're not bothered by looks and you want a quality massage, don't bother with the Moroccan option, get the voucher and ask for Kwan. For me it just reinforced how good the place at the end of Al Wasl was, and for the extra 100 dhs and distance I'll be heading back there shortly. (Senior members may message for more info, but it's reviewed previously).
Girl- 4
Place- 7 (extra point if bypassing the steam room).
Massage- 8
Extras. And-A.
WIR. Only if other reports deem it worthy or if every other AMP in Dubai suddenly catches fire.
