Knocker Knockers everywhere
have not given any original find to the forum for sometime now and have been feasting on finds of fellow brothers all these days. so thought of giving my contribution to the corpus. and this time, decided to venture in the barren lands of noida.
somehow, this wednesday, i had nothing but mongering on my mind all day. checked isg about 15 times in the day and was planning to slip out of my office to monger. but then, suddenly my boss who was supposed to be on leave came to the office to attend urgent work. so slipping out was ruled out. thought of doing it on my way back. started early at 5 pm from my office in near hyatt to noida. was planning that will monger from 6 to 7 and then go home. suddenly got a call from home that i should attend to an urgent work at 06.30 on my way back. big big klpd. started thinking if it is not meant to be today and is there a sign hidden in all of this (something like the signs in final destinations) and blah blah.
but then, suddenly lady luck started smiling on me, and got the news that the urgent work is not to be done today. here on, i had one of the better (i won't say the best) mongering experience of my life. went to the ponty chaddha mall and roamed around casually for 10 min and then walked in a new spa (opened 3 months back) named tls, next to another spa which i have tried on couple of occasions earlier. a smoking hotty ne was on the reception and somehow, i knew it was my day. usual enquiry at the counter, while ogling the hottie with my prying eyes all the time, and found the counter charges to be 2. 5 k (wth). little negotiation and she offeres 20% discount which i accepted in the hope that she is a masseuse. she showed me the room which was nice with attached shower though with a little oily floor. she asked me whether i wanted a ni or ne therapist. with puppy eyes and drooling mouth, i told her that i would be extremely happy if she could give me the massage. she laughed and told that she is just managing the counter and is not a therapist (which i still donot believe). i then told her that if not you, then send someone who is as good looking as you are. she laughingly said that she will send miss s. she then checked me in the room and said 'enjoy' with a naughty smile on her face. trust me people, half of my money was recovered this very moment.
changed in the disposables, called home to tell that i will be late, and waited expectantly. in walked miss s, a cute but mature therapist. a milf in every sense. and what knockers (boobs for those who want more clarity). must be ddd cup atleast. i was having difficulty looking at her face as i could not take my eyes off them. remaining half of my counter charges also recovered at her sight lol.
massage was no less than excellent, interspersed with the usual questions of where have you been and where do you live and all. she asked me for a bum massage and i of course said yes. i was clear that extras were on offer. she was however avoiding the seductive touches and only seductively ran her fingers on my naked bum a couple of times. once, on my back, i popped the question of extras and she asked what i want, and i, like the honorable cobra commander in the gi-joe retaliation said, i want it all. she however toned down my enthusiasm saying the she can give only hj. i narrated the norms for spa laid down by fellow legends of spa (500,1000, 1500,2000 for hj, tlhj, b2 b, bbbj) and she told me that rates in noida are 2 k for hj only. to an extent she was right (or may be it was my smaller head assessing her statement) as earlier also, i had to come out of a massage hungry as the therapist in noida refused to give a hj below 2 k. i negotiated and negotiated, but all through, i was thinking that i have to see those knockers no matter what. twice she called it off, but i persisted and the deal deal was struck at 1. 7 k for tlhj (bear with me people, i was obsessed or possessed). she took her top down and lo and behold, by far the bestest knockers i have seen in my life, beside pornstars of course. actually they can safely be called as pornstar knockers. huge, perfectly round and smooth nipples and as the tlhj started, i practically dived in those boobs, sucked and sucked, pressed my whole face in them, was literally going mad. so much so, i asked her to remove her hand which was blocking the approach so that i can enjoy them to the fullest. told her that these were the best i have ever seen and she laughed off saying that they are too big. she also told me that i was too demanding, and i thought, baby open up a little more and i will tell you the meaning of demanding. hj was also good with a lot of oil. i had to ask her to slow down as i didn't want this moment to end. but like all good things, this had to come to an end too. i came and came and she remarked that you come a lot grin.
after this, i got a peck on my cheeks and she dressed and went away.
ratings.
therapist 7/10.
massage 8/10.
hj 8/10.
boobs 100/10.
wir: hell yes. though costly, i believe there is potential here. she is married and may open up further. i am willing to shell out anything to make out with her and feel those boobies on my body, may be a titty fuck lol.
There is a whisper in the air that tells me it will be noisy this holiday weekend
[QUOTE=AntiKlpd;1607733]Lying low buddy.
Will return to action soon.
Busy perfecting my golf swing and attending night school.
Want to be as well educated as you literary giants, regular school slammed their doors on me, so night school was way out.
Will return soon though mr dicken.[/QUOTE]There is a whisper in the air that tells me it will be noisy this holiday weekend. Do you hear it too Anti?
