Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Franciscass;2402264]On way back from visiting the hospital pooped in.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear that.

[QUOTE=*****man;2402398]Sorry to hear that.[/QUOTE]I was wondering who would make the first joke about that.

Hello all,

First post on the intl forum. I might be spending a couple days in Bangkok in a few weeks, and was wondering if I could get a few suggestions for places where I can get a real good Thai massage (stretching, deep pressure, all that), plus a tug at the end? Not really interested in anything more than a handy, just looking for some tension easing relaxation. Or would it be better to get a massage at a legit place (any recommendations?) and then later going to one of the alleys I've read about in the prior pages of the forum?

Still haven't found a hotel yet, but I'm looking at places around Nana Plaza and along Sukhumit Rd down to about Soi 22. Will travel if it's a really great place, otherwise, looking to stay in that general area.

All help appreciated.

[QUOTE=*****man;2402398]Sorry to hear that.[/QUOTE]It was my gastroenterologist I had visited. Guess those laxatives were stronger than I expected.

Just noticed that Yok is back at Cherry. Obviously her own business in Udon and her marriage didn't work out. She used to be one of the best performers years ago with no holes barred. Great at parties and never could get enough. I wonder if she is still as good now as before. Has anyone seen her since she is back?

[QUOTE=Golfster;2402457]
First post on the intl forum. I might be spending a couple days in Bangkok in a few weeks, and was wondering if I could get a few suggestions for places where I can get a real good Thai massage (stretching, deep pressure, all that), plus a tug at the end? [/QUOTE]Real professional Thai massage and a "rub and tug", are too different things, in my opinion. Silly to try to mix them together. Someone might be able to quote some place they believe do both very well. I have heard of Spas with girls secretly providing some sexual services for extra cash.

In old days, Chavala massage venues used to have uniformed masseuses who were not allowed to get their pants off and fuck but groping and tugs were certainly provided. Hand inside her panties and fingers in pussy was possible. Even 69 I think. However I have not been there for over 20 years. I think Chavala still exists. Not sure just how professional is the massage.

Hana Massage used to be famous for super handjobs. I never tried it.

[QUOTE=Golfster;2402457]Hello all,

Not really interested in anything more than a handy, just looking for some tension easing relaxation. ... Sukhumit Rd down to about Soi 22.

All help appreciated.[/QUOTE]Although you can get HJ at the many of regular massage shops in Sukhumvit, depending on a therapist, one with the real good massage and guaranteed he is Rakuten, Soi 33 (across the Soi 22).

The only combination of a real Thai massage and an erotic service is Bangkok milking table. I've tried them a few times but not worth the expense. It is better to go to what Pho Massage Soi 39, and than to an Oily Soi 22-26 (across the street).

Ah, I wasn't clear. I only talk to the woodbar girl (s) that recognize me, and if it is one my regulars I definitely will be back so it's no BS. Otherwise only girls who would recognize that I walked through before would note, but I am sure they are used to guys making multiple passes. What would be difficult would be going back into addict or 102 if you passed on first run. I do miss when more girls are outside or viewable through the street walk throughs, just made it easier to evaluate the options.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2400708]I do make survey runs, but likely to go with first girl met that is good enough, so likely to start with most desired girl / place first, however physical proximity matters for the run sequence.

Slightly unusual approach of yours, but I guess the girls will get it. They will assume they are not first choice but merely a backup if you get desperate and can't find anything elsewhere. They are not totally dumb. You will be marked down as a bullshit artist if you say you will come back but usually don't. Still I guess 90% of the customers are bullshit artists anyway. I guess its fine if you stay on 7/1 and are forced to pass all the time.

Personally I don't like to return for girls, after checking all the other places, as can affect the girl's mood, if you know her well already. I think girls don't like to be a "last resort" girl (better than a wank). Perhaps some don't see it that way. Is there a positive outlook? She was best that could be found on the day, but not good enough to be immediate choice.

I may tend to ring shops to check if desired girl is working, but not make a booking yet, if she is to be the back up when other options fail.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DBrick;2402732]Although you can get HJ at the many of regular massage shops in Sukhumvit, depending on a therapist, one with the real good massage and guaranteed he is Rakuten, Soi 33 (across the Soi 22).

The only combination of a real Thai massage and an erotic service is Bangkok milking table. I've tried them a few times but not worth the expense. It is better to go to what Pho Massage Soi 39, and than to an Oily Soi 22-26 (across the street).[/QUOTE]From experience, correct on availability at Rakuten. Starts asking a 1000, then a hard slog to get down to 700, OK but when she then added no touching anywhere inside or outside it was a mai pen rai. On the plus side the massage was excellent.

[QUOTE=OlJoh;2402574]Just noticed that Yok is back at Cherry. Obviously her own business in Udon and her marriage didn't work out. She used to be one of the best performers years ago with no holes barred. Great at parties and never could get enough. I wonder if she is still as good now as before. Has anyone seen her since she is back?[/QUOTE]Interesting. Never really was interested after she had the kids. I think she has twins if I am not mistaken. Heard the body is not what it was.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2402816]Interesting. Never really was interested after she had the kids. I think she has twins if I am not mistaken. Heard the body is not what it was.[/QUOTE]Yes, she had twins. From the FB chatter I take it that she has lost a lot of weight again. But even before that I never noticed any stretch marks on her. What I liked about her was that she used to be a solid performer of which there are unfortunately not too many around anymore.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2402816]Interesting. Never really was interested after she had the kids. I think she has twins if I am not mistaken. Heard the body is not what it was.[/QUOTE]Correct. Yok is a lovely girl, but twins took their toll so don't expect the body to be great like the old days, some damage. Belly has to stretch and tits have to sag I guess. Although most of my girls have had babies, some may have had very small babies, and body is not too bad at all, especially if did not do much breast feeding.

Yok was known to select a partner a little too quickly before really knowing them well. Takes a lot of time to see if a couple will really work, so I don't find it surprising if she is back, even if wished her better luck, and similarly when June returned, and others. Culture clashes can have an effect too.

I am not sure that Yok would be slim enough for me any more, but not sure. Could not resist her body when first walked into Tulip. Ha ha.

Surely Yok never intended to get pregnant but this shows the big danger of girls possibly doing bareback or even condom accidents. Bad luck happens. Girl's life is badly affected while the guy runs away scot free. The Buddhist religion is not allowing many Thai girls to get abortions, so that is why we see so many unwanted pregnancies resulting in baby births. In the west, I am sure girls get accidentally pregnant and they just go get an abortion.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2402892]Correct. Yok is a lovely girl, but twins took their toll so don't expect the body to be great like the old days, some damage. Belly has to stretch and tits have to sag I guess. Although most of my girls have had babies, some may have had very small babies, and body is not too bad at all, especially if did not do much breast feeding.

Yok was known to select a partner a little too quickly before really knowing them well. Takes a lot of time to see if a couple will really work, so I don't find it surprising if she is back, even if wished her better luck, and similarly when June returned, and others. Culture clashes can have an effect too.

I am not sure that Yok would be slim enough for me any more, but not sure. Could not resist her body when first walked into Tulip. Ha ha.

Surely Yok never intended to get pregnant but this shows the big danger of girls possibly doing bareback or even condom accidents. Bad luck happens. Girl's life is badly affected while the guy runs away scot free. The Buddhist religion is not allowing many Thai girls to get abortions, so that is why we see so many unwanted pregnancies resulting in baby births. In the west, I am sure girls get accidentally pregnant and they just go get an abortion.[/QUOTE]Yep, some of them make some really bad choices. And then end up with kiddos and the dad does nothing to help. Don't think the father of her kids is Thai either.

Anyone know if Orient Massage at Sukhumvit Soi 24 is MSOG?

[QUOTE=Applesauce;2403006]Anyone know if Orient Massage at Sukhumvit Soi 24 is MSOG?[/QUOTE]I have only ever seen one girl there, but very much doubt it would be automatic. I never tried.