Lima

[QUOTE=Bamber]Any idea how to go about finding a maid who might be new to Lima, and be grateful for the job and happy to earn more?

I think it has been mentioned on here before.[/QUOTE]
Try one of the agencies in the town you are living in. Could be tricky if you have no Carnet or approval to sign contracts.

And as has been mentioned before; a common gringo fantasy and a terrible idea.

[QUOTE=David_33]And as has been mentioned before; a common gringo fantasy and a terrible idea.[/QUOTE]
Having been down that road before (with near tragic results), I concur!

Can someone explain why it is a terrible idea??

Can you elaborate? I always thought this would be fantastic if I was there longterm. Strictly for keeping the house in order of course. Hahaha. Are we talking "relationship" issues with maids or.

[QUOTE=Lima Busy]Having been down that road before (with near tragic results), I concur![/QUOTE]

1) She turns to give you the cheek when you try to kiss her goodnight.
2) She mentions more than once being poor.
3) She mentions needing something expensive.
4) She leads you anywhere near a department store or Larcomar.
5) She brings her brother on your second date.
6) She has you over to meet her family on your third date.
7) She salivates when you talk about life in the U.S.

Ok its been a while since I wrote a report.

Haven't been doing much other than going to my regular haunts (read downtown callao) and fucking my regular fat chicks. But being a resident and all now I'm getting a bit bored and trying to find a bit more variety.

A couple things of interest. I was told of a couple of chongos out in Ate Vitarte. Its a bit of a trek, but you could combine it with a day trip to Chosica or something.

Two places right next to each other. If your into spinners this place is for you (pity I'm not into spinners. I'm into size 16+ with a see cup minimum). Basically two Las Cucardas at half the price. Same basic setup, Las Conejitas the "classier one", S/5 entry and about 20-30 rooms, and the same with Las Rocas (which looks much dodgier) with a S/2 entry. Girls set you back S/25-S/30 a fuck and theres heaps to choose from, but no real variety (all early 20s thin chicks with A cups). BBBJ/BBFS doesn't seem to be on the menu as I did a random poll of a few chicks offering a see note (in soles that is) with no takers. I'd get a queue down the road at Troca/Botecito wanting to accept that.

I've attached a map so print it out and show it to the taxi driver for a quote. You probably have to ask about 5 or 10 cause not many have a clue where the fuck it is or want to go to Ate. The trip from Miraflores should set you back S/30, but if you know the buses, just catch a Chosica bus from Colon in town and get off where it says "huachipa" I think the street is Ca. Los Torres. And catch a motor up the road a bit.

Other place of interest is this place on Avacion Block 1. This area is known as La Parada and pretty fucking hectic. Cunts sorting through trash for recyclables and some light industry in the middle of the street, as well a few burning 40 gallon drums (the iconic movie slum scene) thrown in for good measure. I stood outside the place for a little while, but I decided discretion was a better part of valor and decided to give it a miss. However I will be back with a wingman. I heard all sorts of shit and variety is here, hence my interest. I'm trying to arrange it for the next week or so.

I'm a big fan of chongos. The ones where the chicks stand in the doorway to their rooms and invite you in. I can't do anything else because everything else is just a fuck around. From waiting around for a room to be available, to having to find a hostal, paying a bar fine or whatever shit. Don't get me started on the fucking loud music. Its all a pain in the arse. With chongos. Your cock will be in her mouth/pussy within a couple of minutes of you agreeing to see her.

Anyway thats it for me for a bit, I'm going to Tacna for a visa run in week or so. And heard theres like 3 chongos there. Pretty busy to cater for the local and Chilean crowd so I'll report back after that.

If anyone runs into any other random chongos in Lima please drop me a line about them.

[QUOTE=Junior]
Ms. L. is highly recommended both if you are looking for a short term girl friend like me, or just for a few hours of sex. She can be reached via David33.[/QUOTE]
What does she look like? Any photos?

I just upgraded to a blackberry 9700. Would there be a market for my used BB 8820 in lima ?

Maybe sell it at polvos azules ?

By the way next stop lima in march. I'm already trolling the internet.

After my first great experience with David's help, I was longing for the next girl he was able to connect me to. David is really interested in what you are in to. And to find the most perfect match for your taste. I am pretty normal in my normal life. But here in Lima you can have it all. All you have ever dreamed of trying. I am into young, thin students this time. And was curious what a girl would appear this time. And wow. An 18 year old chick, cute, girlish, petite, slim student. It took me a while to gain her confidence and to get her undressed. But she turned into another person having a big dick inside her. Her pussy was so tight and small. I could have fucked her for nights. And apparently she was enjoying it, too. To the very last drop. If you know what I mean.). I will change my hunting scheme for the next girl. I only have a few days left.

She was 18 and its a shame that Makitaki hasn´t paid Jackson his $19.95 in order to be able send and receive PMs. I can´t imagine how I set him up without PMs....

Antifreeze was in town (visiting Screwed Up) and we had a chance to get together and catchup.

He gives a Shout out to all the Former Lima Crew be it Lima,Medellin or the Tampa area!

I finally found out the information I was looking for regarding avenida tomas valle . Thanks to jockey 16 for leading me in the right direction.

Recap :

Tomas Valle is an avenue located in los olivos (close to mega plaza on the pan americana norte). You basically go to mega plaza then you see an ave shouldering away from mega plaza...thats tomas valle. Any cab will know what you mean.

I've been hearing for years that there is a little strip with low end action.

I found out that the street is : Tomas Valle cuadra(block) 13 *from the cross sections of TV and Universitaria until TV and Villaverde ( por donde hay un grifo/ Until where there is a gas station).

According to the reports there are 5/6 bars that offer 40/60 soles for 30 minutes. I would expect very low end like Anaconda or La Estacion.

Anyway it could make for an interesting evening if you hit a few places in the same night:

Anaconda/La Estacion
Tomas Valle
Blvd de los Olivos (pedestrian street with many salsa clubs)

All are in close proximity and would compliment each other.

It's a pain to get out here. Maybe share a cab with someone.


* Has anyone been to Blvd. El Retablo in Comas ? Same deal as Tomas Valle with numerous bars on the Blvd ?


I dont know if I will make it out to Tomas Valle. Depends if I get lucky with non pros *or not.

As usual NO promises.

Artisttyp

Tomas Valle is the road to and from the airport which isn´t Ave. Faucett.

[QUOTE=David_33]Tomas Valle is the road to and from the airport which isn´t Ave. Faucett.[/QUOTE]


What is the road that shoulders off from mega plaza...Faucett ? I was under the impression that was TV. It should be very close right ? Mega plaza is close to the airport as well.


Can you tell us how to get to Tomas Valle from mega plaza and how far it is. Even better which combis do you take to TV from miraflores ?