Pattaya Reports

I think it's awesome how you stuck to your guns Mr. E. When asked, I tell people I am willing to walk away from every girl if the price isn't right. And I know there are people out there where money isn't an issue to them. I say good to them, do your thing. As for me I will, most of the time, try to keep the prices steady or drive them down.

Hey BigRig, you might try breaking your report up into paragraphs. It makes for easier reading. Just a friendly suggestion. Up to you.

Heaven123, to answer your question, the man I was talking about sat one foot away from me. He started talking to me in his native tongue. I told him I was from the US and I didn't speak his language. He was trying to hold up a conversation, but it was painful at best. Later, when the waitress stood in front of use, she tells him "350 baht". He gives her a 1000 baht bill. She tells him "1000 baht" like a lot of places do to confirm your payment. He said "you keep". She said "your bill is only 350 baht. He then pulls out a hand full of baht and hands it to her. He said "tip for you". She said thank you and walked away. He stood up and left. The waitress came back and finished cleaning up his table and when she look at me "I said ting tong" (crazy). And she said "mac mac"(very). Then I said "nung pan jeb"(one thousand tip). Then she said "no, one thousand two hundred".

So, Heaven123, that is how it went down. I am not some kind of troll that looks over peoples shoulders to see their bill and how much money they paid. He was that close to me and he initiated a conversation and the waitress included me as well. Another thing I will tell you about me is I don't make up stores. And I give people respect. I have lived a very wild life for many years and believe you me I have thousands of stories to tell. And if it is coming from me they are all true.

[QUOTE=SixtyTwoEcho;1851746]I think it's awesome how you stuck to your guns Mr. E. When asked, I tell people I am willing to walk away from every girl if the price isn't right. And I know there are people out there where money isn't an issue to them. I say good to them, do your thing. As for me I will, most of the time, try to keep the prices steady or drive them down.

Hey BigRig, you might try breaking your report up into paragraphs. It makes for easier reading. Just a friendly suggestion. Up to you.

Heaven123, to answer your question, the man I was talking about sat one foot away from me. He started talking to me in his native tongue. I told him I was from the US and I didn't speak his language. He was trying to hold up a conversation, but it was painful at best. Later, when the waitress stood in front of use, she tells him "350 baht". He gives her a 1000 baht bill. She tells him "1000 baht" like a lot of places do to confirm your payment. He said "you keep". She said "your bill is only 350 baht. He then pulls out a hand full of baht and hands it to her. He said "tip for you". She said thank you and walked away. He stood up and left. The waitress came back and finished cleaning up his table and when she look at me "I said ting tong" (crazy). And she said "mac mac"(very). Then I said "nung pan jeb"(one thousand tip). Then she said "no, one thousand two hundred".

So, Heaven123, that is how it went down. I am not some kind of troll that looks over peoples shoulders to see their bill and how much money they paid. He was that close to me and he initiated a conversation and the waitress included me as well. Another thing I will tell you about me is I don't make up stores. And I give people respect. I have lived a very wild life for many years and believe you me I have thousands of stories to tell. And if it is coming from me they are all true.[/QUOTE]So, I think you got me wrong man! I am a hard core math and science guy. So as I said, I was curious about the specific numbers and how they happened to be those specific numbers. The reason for that, if you look at the bill (350), and the tip , it didn't add up in any way. Until you just explained that the guy did not understand what she said and thought he owed more than the 1000, and went back into his pocket to fish out more money. So, now I understand how those specific numbers happened vs. 1000-350, or 1500-350 or 2000-350. As I said in my original post I was "just curious ". The curiosity was from a math standpoint, or just numbers standpoint. Perhaps, if you reflect on just the numbers, you'd understand my number curiosity.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1851706]I was in 808 the other night and met a chick as her and her friend were about to leave to go to iBar. I told her she should just come to Club 306 instead.[/QUOTE]Pardon me, but where is Club 306 ? Did a quick Google search and nothing came up. I assume it's a night club/ disco ?

[QUOTE=Haven123;1851753]Pardon me, but where is Club 306 ? Did a quick Google search and nothing came up. I assume it's a night club/ disco ?[/QUOTE]I believe it's his room number.

[QUOTE=MusicalToM;1851610]I'm here with another example review of mine. If somebody wants to scold me after reading this, then please feel free to do so. I deserve it I guess.

So here is the entire story.

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Somebody please explain me WTH happened to me. I know it's my first mongering in Thailand, but this is absurd. What was my fault in it.

Later I messaged her saying sorry for the argument and also requested to make things clear before coming on a call. She is yet to reply. I just couldn't believe all these things happened to me couple of hours back. In a kind of depressed stage now, just wanted to share.
[/QUOTE]This is Thailand! (or "TIT" as it is sometimes abbreviated). You are in an area of the universe that seems beyond the realm where the usual rules of cause and effect hold sway.

I don't think you did anything wrong, nor that things would have been different if you did anything else. Just accept that things happen for no reason. Buddhists live in the here and now. The past is gone and the future is not yet here, so why worry?

Move on to the next experience. It is never a failure and always a lesson and the lesson is that there is always a next day to enjoy.

You had a nice GFE experience the first time. Cherish the memory. The next experience was less GFE-ish, but that was because you expected another similar or even better GFE and got something different. So stop expecting things to go in certain ways. Your expectations colored your experience and disappointed you.

I almost never have a bad experience when in Thailand and the very few times I was disappointed was because I indeed projected some of my wishes forward and the universe failed to live up to my expectations. How very naughty of the universe!

Live by the day, sample the experiences as they happen and be happy with what comes your way. Those are the principles for a happy life.

[QUOTE=HotShaneHot;1851704]Day 3.

I was get a motorbike taxi to the Telephone bar get the lady a drink then she is naked play as much as you like good fun I like it.

Then up to the room for a fuck 700 Bart.[/QUOTE]Reminds me. I went to Telephone Bar last week around closing time with a couple of friends. Two of us bought lady drinks for each respective girl that was standing next to us. Something that my buddy said just keeps ringing in my head. He said when he ordered the drink his girl had her clothes off before they could put ice in the glass. It was fun playing with those titties and pussies for the measly sum of 160 baht. I could have sworn that girl was telling me 1000 to fuck and 700 for head.

Hey Haven123, The guy actually mentioned to me earlier when talking about him taking two girls, that money was no object. He at least had the "money is no object" phrase down. He did have a few beers and it was obvious to me he was just showing off. My point was that a 1200 baht tip on a 350 baht bill was just, well, stupid. Maybe I came across a little heavy Haven123, but we are square in my book.

So I had my lunch at Bay Watch. They under cooked the eggs, again. And on my way out one of the girls that work there didn't watch where she was going and slammed into me. No big deal, right? Well, she said "shag wow!" Which, correct me if I'm wrong, means "jackoff". I just turned to her and shook my head. That's the second time they have cussed at me on this trip. And it's also the second time I had to send the food back to get cooked. They used to be really good there. Too bad, they just lost my business. I know, one customer, big deal. My point is, if you are thinking of going there, be ready to send your food back to get cook and don't be surprised if they cuss you on your way out. I have to imagine they didn't know that I understood what they were saying. But I did.

After Beach Walk had oil massage, 300 baht with 100 baht tip. The woman I use knows her craft and does a good job on me. That's why I use her three times a week. Picked up 100 photos that cost me 400 baht. Yep, you guessed it, putting together the photo album. And before anybody asks, no, I don't post my pictures. A lot of the girls I photograph let me with the agreement I don't post them on the internet. And I Don't.

Went to a café on Beach Road near Soi 10 and had two beers (160 baht with tip). The police closed Beach Road for a few minutes for Royalty motorcade. I was just about to leave when the girl I was looking for showed up with her girlfriend (had the girlfriend the night before). Had actually worked out the details with the two of them the night before (at the same time). They were laughing and giggling, it was kind of entertaining to talk dirty to two young girls at the same time. So it was a quick Hello, and are you ready? She said yes and off we went. This girl was 30 and like most Thai girls was in shape. Photo shoot, shower, get busy, clean up and dropped her off. Not quite two hours round trip. We actually spent a little while fooling around so I paid her the agreed 700 baht and gave her another 100 baht tip. Came back to the room, still very early, lets wait and see what the night brings.

Not sure how his will turn out but I got three BF's from Heaven Above Pattaya just now and it looks like now that I have BF'ed them they might not like each other at all!

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1851815]Reminds me. I went to Telephone Bar last week around closing time with a couple of friends. Two of us bought lady drinks for each respective girl that was standing next to us. Something that my buddy said just keeps ringing in my head. He said when he ordered the drink his girl had her clothes off before they could put ice in the glass. It was fun playing with those titties and pussies for the measly sum of 160 baht. I could have sworn that girl was telling me 1000 to fuck and 700 for head..[/QUOTE]Yer Pipe Layer99 was say the same thing 700 BJ 1,000 FS.

The next day I was goto La Poste bar soi Lengkee some owner same set up.

Ofter I get her a drink she was naked and taking my pants off then I was getting a BJ right there in the bar 500 for head 700 for sex.

[QUOTE=BigRig2007;1851990]Not sure how his will turn out but I got three BF's from Heaven Above Pattaya just now and it looks like now that I have BF'ed them they might not like each other at all![/QUOTE]LOL oh no, you are screwed mate. I hope things work out.

[QUOTE=MerZues;1852100]LOL oh no, you are screwed mate. I hope things work out.[/QUOTE]So, I got these three girls from Heaven Above Pattaya. I was a little nervous because it looked like, after I paid the barfine, they didn't like each other. It turns out that one of them just really liked me and was trying to turn me off the other girls. That's OK. It didn't work. So, we ended up going to 808 and got a bottle of Grey goose. Met some guys from NYC, and Kenya. It was a fun night. Got them back to my hotel. LK Metropole. Geez, I forget how we made it back, WTF. Anyway, one was a really tiny girl named Nong, she was fucked up and ended up being sick in the bathroom after watching some you tube videos. The one that really liked me was IP, she was a little older and had fake Dees. The other one was named cookie and she was DTF immediately. So we went and got busy. Once finished I gave her 2 k and was ready to send them on their way. IP asked me why I no like to pay for all the girls, I said only one made boom boom, the it was on. Haha. Nong grabbed me by the hand and took me back to the bedroom and said, you want boom boom, I'll give you boom boom. So that was done and another 2 k was added to her kitty. Then Nong and Cookie left and IP stayed, she is the one that really liked me so we had a talk about my leaving for Phuket today and blah blah. I then grabbed her for the hat trick and she started shuddering. It seemed she might have had an O right there. I took her back and threw her on the bed and she attacked me, she was the best performer out of them all, though not the best looking. I almost got it in the A until she realized this and shook me off. Haha. Anyway, she was good and another 2 k was shelled out. I walked her out and the bell guys were laughing at me. IP said they were wondering if I was ever going to sleep. Two days in Pattaya, I'll sleep in Phuket! Anyway, I did have a good time in Pattaya. Tonight I visited, Windmill, and didn't care for it too much, nothing too exciting. Fahrenheit, was OK. Decent but too busy. Heaven Above Pattaya was good for me cause it wasn't too busy and there were some pretty girls there. I almost didn't get any action there because they thought I was Thai man. I had to correct them, being an American from Hawaii, then they loved me. Thanks again forum, for your tips and tricks.

I'll have a few more late reports from my last trip.

After being disappointed again in the go go bars, I decided to visit some old friends in one of the beer bars in WS. As I got there, I was disappointed that the bar name has changed, there was a new mamasan, and all the girls that I knew were gone. I looked around at the other ones and nothing caught my eye (the quality is getting really low here too) . I went in the other perpendicular street with beer bars and looked around. The selections seemed to be better. At some point I saw one of my all time Thai favorites dancing. As I was walking toward here, he recognized me too and starting waving. As I look closer, I realized that half of the girls were the ones working in the old bar. What a find! I was so happy to see them again, especially that they all remembered me. Last that, I stop at least for a drink every night and I got to know them. Even the mamasan recognized me and we had a pleasant talk. As I was quite tired, I decided not to take the 2 girls that I wanted to repeat from last time. I asked the mamasan for a recommendation and she showed me a farm fresh dark skin girl that was (allegedly) new in business. I bought here a drink and her English level made me realized that she was not so new as she / they was / were pretending. Be it as it may, I decided to take her back home. Being so excited because I found the lost bar, I forgot the basics and didn't really got into much details with her.

We got to the room, where I got the usual disappointment when she got naked. Even though her face was sweet, her belly was showing the marks of a pregnancy and her (bad) silicones showed me that she had a falang sugar daddy at some point.

We showered, and we got to the action. She blew me covered, than I fucked her in missionary. Her pussy was not tight at all and she was bored of the whole action. She sucked my dick at the end, and I finished in her mouth.

Unfortunately, she didn't allow me to take a video or not even photos of her, but that was my mistake as I didn't spoke to her about that.

As I got out of the shower, she was already dressed and she let me know that she is leaving. We talked about 2000 for LT so I told her she is not getting more than 1000 which she agreed immediately. She got the money and than she left.

Damage was 1500-2000 for BF and LDs, and 1000 for her.

Looks: 7-7,5 (cute face, nice ass, but fake boobs and big belly).

Sex: 4 (nothing special, cold, bored, no video, no COF, leaving after the first session).

I am really considering a new destination for my next holiday, and would love to get a suggestion of a place where girls are video friendly (even if it costs more for that particular service).

The next days I spent in the company of my old friends from the previous mentioned bar. I got a few video memories for a life time and had a great time in the bar and outside it. The experience was even better as last time, which proves that getting to know them, putting the time into building a (sort of) relationship, could bring you a better outcome.

Each of them got a special present (of course I am talking about a big tip) on top of the normal price, and I took every one out for dinner and breakfast. We kissed goodbye and I promised them to visit them again when I'll be around (which I think will not be very soon).

I still find the beer garden / beer bar scene much better than the go go. Even though you can't see their naked body before going to the room, you get a quiet (er) atmosphere to chat in and that might give you an insight in her personality. The prices are better as well and the quality is (at least for my taste) at least as good as the one in go go s. I think is just a matter of finding the perfect bar for you.

As a downside of the bar scene, especially the ones that are grouped in the perpendicular streets along WS, you can't really regularly go to more than 2 in one of the streets in a regular manner because they will get jealous and you won't get the kind of relationship I was previously talking about.

In one of my last nights out I decided to follow one of the fantasies that I have since my first visit to Pattaya, a few years ago.

I walked along the beach until I found her, the woman that had (strangely) been in my head in the last years, every time when I was in the mood for kinky. I am talking of course of the well known (for Pattaya mongers that walk around the beach) old skinny woman with short dress that always wears a lot of make up. If you don't know here, you'd probably need more time in Pattaya.

Anyways, I approached her and she gave me a wide smile. She was really amazed that someone young would want her. She told me that ST would be 500 . I asked if that would include Anal, COF and Video and she confirmed.

She took me to a (ultra) low quality short time place. It was the dirtiest place I've ever been into. The walls were so dirty that you wouldn't guess they were once white, there was no window (except from the bars that were crossing in front of a frame towards the hallway, the bed was destroyed, the bathroom was horrible but at least the bed covers looked clean. The promiscuity of the place added to her kinky dirty hooker looks were a great turn on and that looked already like an extreme experience.

After she showered (I have to say that only here looks were dirty, as she was quite clean for a street prostitute) , she started blowing me (covered) . She was doing it perfect, deep throat with no problem, very wet, perfect sounds. She laid on her back and I fucked her her pussy and ass as hard as possible, changing between the 2 holes with no difficult whatsoever (who needs lube?) . She seemed genuinely horny at some point and we changed into cowgirl where she was even better.

After a good session in which she basically smiled to the camera all the time, I cum on her face. Without even telling her, she ate it all.

I will not try to grade the experience as it was something different. It was, as I was saying, an extreme experience and the fact that you can get that for 10 euros makes it even better. I decided to give her 1000 as I thought that she did a great job and that made her very happy.