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[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2530439]You have a different idea of mongering than me. It is not just about fucking 1 certain demographic. It is about variety. One day I may want to fuck a dark chick, another day a white chick. One day a goth chick. One day a fat chick. One day a chick with long hair. One day a chick with red hair. When I went to China I was looking for an old dragon lady to fuck.

I monger the same way that I eat. Yesterday I ate a garden salad; the day before, I ate a ribeye; today I will probably make chili-slaw-dogs; and I am thinking about taking a lamb leg out of the freezer for tomorrow.[/QUOTE]F*ck this forum needs a 'like' button.

[QUOTE=Cadillac31;2530386]Any street / club action in or near the playas?

Do escorts / agency girls come out there?[/QUOTE]As earlier noted, need to use other sources.

I pulled a lot of good pussy on SA from 'out thatta way'.

[QUOTE=Phordphan;2530534]In general, carrying a knife is illegal in Mexico, and vapes are a very grey area.[/QUOTE]In general, everything is illegal or legal in Mexico depending on the cop you're dealing with. I never go anywhere without my knife, including the bars. Chicas like to smoke weed so I carry a vape from time to time.

[QUOTE]When the cops do pull me over they don't find shit. Why give them a reason to further hassle you?[/QUOTE]If they pull you over most of them will hassle you regardless of whether you have "shit". Knives and vapes just give them something to seize in lieu of cash so they can beat their chests and pretend they're real men.

[QUOTE]The fact that you actually received a ticket is interesting. Very few shakedown stops result in an actual ticket, as there is no point.[/QUOTE]I have received several tickets over the years. If you get pulled over by a cop who's not a total crook, yes, he will issue you a citation. I just tore them up. They have no way of tracking them.

[QUOTE]I drive a personal vehicle all the time, but I try to never drive after being out drinking and I avoid the Zona Norte at night. Too many drunk gringos in cars make the ZN a target-rich environment.[/QUOTE]In case anyone is interested, the mordita for DUI is $80. Or was the last time I received that particular shakedown. The "breathalyzer test" is the cop holds a business card below your mouth and says, "Blow," while he sniffs just inches above it. If he smells ANY alcohol on your breath, you're DUI.

Having said all that, the thing you have to realize about Tijuana is there is no consistency in anything. Nothing is uniform. If you get nabbed by a cop, what happens after that is entirely dependent on how crooked he is, what kind of day he's had, whether he got laid the night before, how much he hates Donald Trump, etc. There is no way to paint the experience of getting shaken down by Tijuana cops with a broad brush. So, what you've experienced, what I've experienced and what any of the other bros have experienced may be quite different.

[QUOTE=Travv;2530526]One guy said to see how locals see American tourists like yourself, imagine yourself naked and covered with $100 bills. The locals are drooling for some quick cash when they spot a naive tourist. If you dress like an obvious American. T-shirt, cargo shorts and sandals, you look like a 2 legged ATM machine to the locals. If you are driving an expensive SUV or 4 wheeled jeep, they know you have lots of $100 bills to be able to afford those wheels.[/QUOTE]For the record, I live here. I'm part Indian, I speak Spanish and can pass for a Mexican to the extent that I walk through the Mexican border line entry from the US with the other Mexicans with no problems. I am nothing like what you've just described.

[QUOTE=SpeedToys;2530010]Hotel Ticuan is much more a nice hotel, and has really nice jaccuzi suites. Rizo looks. Ok, but more a love hotel, the neon and shit would give me a headache to have to 'exist' there.

Cascadas. Some people can stand a 2. 5 star room, but I can't.[/QUOTE]From my trip of last Nov. my room in Cascadas looked ok but when I peeked under the bed sheet saw enough period blood to disgust me (EWWWWW bring you own towels). Fortunately I banged my mate just under the comforter which could have had who knows what on them (at least I couldn't see with my eyes).

I want to come over again from freezing cold TX and get me some more warm weather and warm bang mates!

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2530439]You have a different idea of mongering than me. It is not just about fucking 1 certain demographic. It is about variety. One day I may want to fuck a dark chick, another day a white chick. One day a goth chick. One day a fat chick. One day a chick with long hair. One day a chick with red hair. When I went to China I was looking for an old dragon lady to fuck.

I monger the same way that I eat. Yesterday I ate a garden salad; the day before, I ate a ribeye; today I will probably make chili-slaw-dogs; and I am thinking about taking a lamb leg out of the freezer for tomorrow.[/QUOTE]Variety is the Spice of Life. That's my style. I love all demographics!

[QUOTE=MongerHunger;2530730]Variety is the Spice of Life. That's my style. I love all demographics![/QUOTE]Yep, doing the same thing over and over to paraphrase the first half of Einstein's famous quote is insanity. My diet ranges from bluefin sashimi to gas station hot dog. My taste in women has an equally wide range. Light, dark, tall, short, hairless, hairy, etc. It's all good.

Hey so what are some good bars in Tijuana to watch UFC or boxing with the club main areas being closed?

[QUOTE=BrotherMouzone;2530925]Hey so what are some good bars in Tijuana to watch UFC or boxing with the club main areas being closed?[/QUOTE]If all you really cared about was watching the event in a comfortable setting I'd say go to the Ticuan Hotel Bar. Very plush and cozy. They will put on most channels for you to watch.

[QUOTE=BabeMagnet;2530691]In case anyone is interested, the mordita for DUI is $80. Or was the last time I received that particular shakedown. The "breathalyzer test" is the cop holds a business card below your mouth and says, "Blow," while he sniffs just inches above it. If he smells ANY alcohol on your breath, you're DUI.

Having said all that, the thing you have to realize about Tijuana is there is no consistency in anything. Nothing is uniform. If you get nabbed by a cop, what happens after that is entirely dependent on how crooked he is, what kind of day he's had, whether he got laid the night before, how much he hates Donald Trump, etc. There is no way to paint the experience of getting shaken down by Tijuana cops with a broad brush. So, what you've experienced, what I've experienced and what any of the other bros have experienced may be quite different.[/QUOTE]I beg to differ. I have had the cops do that "breathalyzer test" you describe. I think they have all done it. Yes, if they smell alcohol they will most certainly try to give you shit and intimidate you and try to convince you that any drinking driving is illegal. (Just for anybody reading, the law in Tijuana is. 08% = DUI and I'll post a link to the law if anybody wants it). But the "standard" mordita of $80 is way out of line, unless you're truly drunk. Back near Christmas I got pulled over and I did have beer on my breath. Long story short they guy got 500 pesos, the largest mordita ever, because I absolutely positively had to be someplace and had no time to dick around with him. The other time was 200 pesos. NEVER pay morditas in dollars. In fact I almost never have dollars on my when in Tijuana.

I will say that all of my traffic stops have been "uniform. " They all followed the same basic template. You can tell immediately if this is a shakedown stop or a legit traffic infraction. They always ask for license, sometimes registration. The next words out of his mouth are the giveaway, as well as actions. If they try to peek and see how much money you might have in your wallet, you know. If he starts to grill your companion to see if you two know each other, you know. (If she's a hooker they'll lay some shit on you about prostitution being illegal outside of a bar, or some shit). Then they'll have you step out of the car. Then they'll frisk you. Then they'll look in the trunk. Then they'll tell you how much trouble you're in. Then they'll threaten to take you in, or make you follow them to the courthouse. Every stop is a variation on this same theme. If you're riding dirty they just have that much more ammo to use against you.

Brother Mouzone.

Tropical has many Rizo rooms converted into small lounges, each with multiple LEDs and couches.

It's not too busy so you should be able to get a room with comfortable seating to watch fights.

[QUOTE=MongerHunger;2530730]Variety is the Spice of Life. That's my style. I love all demographics![/QUOTE]I actually prefer some average strange to repeating with a hottie.

[QUOTE=SpeedToys;2530675]As earlier noted, need to use other sources.

I pulled a lot of good pussy on SA from 'out thatta way'.[/QUOTE]Also, I saw a couple of escort sites on here, does anyone have any favorites recently?

I see goodgirls, and Mishas, and are all the girls on mileroticos real / legit?

[QUOTE=BrotherMouzone;2530925]Hey so what are some good bars in Tijuana to watch UFC or boxing with the club main areas being closed?[/QUOTE]If it's a big ppv fight go to El Copeo on revolution. They might charge a cover but it's well worth it. I went there to watch a Terrence Crawford fight a while back. Zona bars don't usually show the ppv fights unless it's Canelo or some really big fight. I watched the Teofimo Lopez vs Lomanchenko fight at Chicago's. That was while the clubs were briefly opened only till midnight. I remember that night I got drunk with Eli who is super fun and loves to dance and shake her ass non stop.

[QUOTE=Cadillac31;2531163]Also, I saw a couple of escort sites on here, does anyone have any favorites recently?

I see goodgirls, and Mishas, and are all the girls on mileroticos real / legit?[/QUOTE]If there was only a way to read back and know everything you're looking for.

In detail.

Certain bunches of threads come up every 3 mo of so. Which should be a minimum of personal research in the forums.