Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

I second this enthusiastic review of Kapoos. At first I was warned off because they cater to Thais, but then I found my strategy: find their Line ID and get their daily feed. Text the account manager and find out the level of English and comfort level wih farang.

I've had some lovely FS with some pretty young Uni gals in parts of BKK that are very much off the beaten path. But I also notice that they lube up their pussies so much to prep for the feared Monster Farang that DATY leaves a bad taste.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;2458729]Kapoo Clubs are not for everybody. They are not cheap and most are not conveniently located. That is 2 strikes against them. 555. But Kapoo Clubs are basically small oily massage parlors with a few key differences in quality, service, and price. Being as they are scattered all over BKK and its suburbs, not in Farangland (lower Sukhumvit), they are more geared towards well off Thais and NE Asian businessmen customers, however, I know of no Kapoo in BKK that will deny service to a polite, clean looking Farang. The 2 main differences between Kapoo's and oliies are 1. Kapoo girls are generally younger and cuter. 2. Full service sex is not always on the menu although vaginal intercourse happens all the time. But the key point is there is no guarantee going into the room with your Kapoo girl that your session will include anything more than a body massage, a little light kissing, a HJ, and a BJ (happy ending). In other words, you take your chances.

My experience at 3 different Kapoos was that full service was available off menu for an additional agreed upon price negotiated and paid directly to the girl in the room after service was provided. The prices varied. I paid somewhere between 3000 bhat and 4000 bhat for my various girls and that included covered vaginal intercourse on all 3 occasions. So it is not cheap, but not too expensive either. Ha Ha. But I do like cute, young, low mileage Thai girls with pleasant, unspoiled attitudes, so overall I enjoyed my experiences and I will return. Look at it this way, if many Sukhumvit massage girls are looking to you like they are a little past their sell date, you might want to check out the Kapoos just to see what you are missing, but if you are into porn star experiences you can pretty much fuhgeddaboudit.

Here are 2 Kapoo Club web sites with loads of information:

[URL]http://www.kapooclub.com/[/URL]

[URL]http://www.kapooclubwebboard.net/forum/index.php?board=334.0[/URL]

And below are the 3 Kappos I visited the last time I was in BKK:

Lize Spa, Fruity Spa, and Penthouse Spa.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gilolo;2458734]Very nice review! Thanks for your help! I'll go there! If the girls are fresh and sexy like you say, I can pay easily 3000/4000. Even 5000 if I love the girl! Do you fuck them bareback?[/QUOTE]Quite a few clubs / venues are open in the Patpong district behind closed doors. Girls can be arranged for you upon request.

Hey, Natty,

Was that 3,000 to 4,000 per girl in addition to the room charge / legitimate massage? Or was it the total, out-the-door cost?

Red Rider.

[QUOTE=RedRider;2459313]Hey, Natty,

Was that 3,000 to 4,000 per girl in addition to the room charge / legitimate massage? Or was it the total, out-the-door cost?

Red Rider.[/QUOTE]The room charge was 1,000. The remaining 2,000 to 3,000 was the variable cost ie the girl's price.

Thanks! I didn't want to overspend, nor ruin the market.

Red Rider.

[QUOTE=Superoger;2458429]Has kasalong reopened yet?[/QUOTE]Good question.

We have an overview about the BJ that are open?

I know: Wood, 7-heaven.

But the others?

[QUOTE=Gilolo;2458734]Very nice review! Thanks for your help! I'll go there! If the girls are fresh and sexy like you say, I can pay easily 3000/4000. Even 5000 if I love the girl! Do you fuck them bareback?[/QUOTE]If you're fine with 5000, and want hot girls, you should give a try to LE Belle. I don't know if it's open yet, but they have some pretty girls. It's a soapie technically, but whenever I go, I just ask the girl to have sex rather than usual soapie service. And they're more than happy to do it, because sex is lot less tiring in their body than sliding on my body with soap. 2 shots is usual. Just make sure you ask the service before you pick girl, some have very limited skillset.

So today I did decide to have a longer lunch break.

I was planning to do a BJ bar.

First stop: Nana to check Kasalong and Loliates.

Closed.

Next stop: Asoke to check Duangporn.

Only 2 - very ugly. Woman. Not worth it.

Next stop: a lunch, because it was a lunch break after all.

Then I did check soi 33, I was planning to go to 7-Heaven, but the best girls weren't there.

So not worth the 1.300 baht. If I pay that much for a BJ, it should be a stunner.

Same story for that new Japanese one.

I thought: let me check soi 24.

It was a bit death, but I was planning to go to Mango.

But. At the corner (an old ugly barbershop) I did start talking with a 21-year old girl.

Long story short.

Damage 1.300 baht.

Fuck, suck, anal, cum in her mouth.

1 hour, no shower.

It was a nice day. That blowjob bar can wait.

[QUOTE=Mens2;2459505]

But. At the corner (an old ugly barbershop) I did start talking with a 21-year old girl.

Long story short.

Damage 1.300 baht.

Fuck, suck, anal, cum in her mouth.

1 hour, no shower.

It was a nice day. That blowjob bar can wait.[/QUOTE]Can we have the long story please? I've never heard of a barber shop that provides fuck, suck, anal and CIM before.

[QUOTE=Gargano19;2459432]If you're fine with 5000, and want hot girls, you should give a try to LE Belle. I don't know if it's open yet, but they have some pretty girls. It's a soapie technically, but whenever I go, I just ask the girl to have sex rather than usual soapie service. And they're more than happy to do it, because sex is lot less tiring in their body than sliding on my body with soap. 2 shots is usual. Just make sure you ask the service before you pick girl, some have very limited skillset.[/QUOTE]Yeah, every once in a while I get the hankering for a soapy. The Lord was my favorite place. I used to go there once a week when they were open because they had some hot looking girls who consistently offered me the best service in BKK. Sadly they were shut down a few years ago for illegally tapping into the city's water supply.

Of the soapies still left standing, I recommend Maria Hotel & Spa, La Belle, and Emmanuelle; quality girls in that order. Prices range from 3800 bhat to 10,000 bhat (including the 1000 baht hidden farang charge). Quality wise the girls range from no big deal to very sexy. I would say the average age is 25 to 28 and most of the girls are light skinned, not from Issan, which makes for an interesting demographic. Service ranges from ok to really great, but it depends on the girl and there is no way to tell who is going to rock before you commit and go upstairs. That is the biggest negative to the current soapy scene; inconsistent service, not price or selection. Still, I keep going because when it is good it is really good and because I like variety.

[QUOTE=*****man;2459559]Can we have the long story please? I've never heard of a barber shop that provides fuck, suck, anal and CIM before.[/QUOTE]I really don't have a clue if it's even an actual shop.

It's on the corner of Soi24 ally where Mango is. Just across Mango.

I really would not recommend the place, but it has young amateur girls who are kinda desperate.

It had a menu: 1 hour Thai massage was 300 baht. You also could get an haircut there.

There was no shower and only tiny condoms.

I had my own, but I guess you could also go bareback if you ask it politely.

We didn't discuss anal and CIM before, but hey it did happen: the.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;2459561]Yeah, every once in a while I get the hankering for a soapy. The Lord was my favorite place. I used to go there once a week when they were open because they had some hot looking girls who consistently offered me the best service in BKK. Sadly they were shut down a few years ago for illegally tapping into the city's water supply.

Of the soapies still left standing, I recommend Maria Hotel & Spa, La Belle, and Emmanuelle; quality girls in that order. Prices range from 3800 bhat to 10,000 bhat (including the 1000 baht hidden farang charge). Quality wise the girls range from no big deal to very sexy. I would say the average age is 25 to 28 and most of the girls are light skinned, not from Issan, which makes for an interesting demographic. Service ranges from ok to really great, but it depends on the girl and there is no way to tell who is going to rock before you commit and go upstairs. That is the biggest negative to the current soapy scene; inconsistent service, not price or selection. Still, I keep going because when it is good it is really good and because I like variety.[/QUOTE]Same with me, I go once in one or two months to LaBelle or Emmanuel. Will try Maria Hotel and spa next time. I find the service just decent based on relatively high price. So can't remember going twice a month ever.

You mentioned high end of range 10 k. Tell me they offer Peagent winners for that price LOL.

[QUOTE=*****man;2459559]Can we have the long story please? I've never heard of a barber shop that provides fuck, suck, anal and CIM before.[/QUOTE]Don't know about soi 24, but near Grace, there are barber shops which provide such services. Most of their clientele is Arab man. Backgate opens in hotel, pay for ST hotel and bang. Never tried them because many were quite old for my preference but I saw some young cuties there too.

Had Donut at Snow White, new girl.

She's in her early 30's, all natural (no fake boobs, no fake nose, no tattoos), 165 cm tall and slim, some baby damage. Not the most amazing looker, but cute enough given the quality in oilies these days. Good service, took A+ like a champ, made me finish 3 x, which doesn't happen often these days. Bit reserved and not especially talkative, but although our chemistry was just ok, the physics was great.

Certainly earned the 2300 for 2 h, I'll repeat at least once. Maybe not among the top 10% of PSE stars, but full recommendation nevertheless.

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp;2459713]Had Donut at Snow White, new girl.

She's in her early 30's, all natural (no fake boobs, no fake nose, no tattoos), 165 cm tall and slim, some baby damage. Not the most amazing looker, but cute enough given the quality in oilies these days. Good service, took A+ like a champ, made me finish 3 x, which doesn't happen often these days. Bit reserved and not especially talkative, but although our chemistry was just ok, the physics was great.

Certainly earned the 2300 for 2 h, I'll repeat at least once. Maybe not among the top 10% of PSE stars, but full recommendation nevertheless.[/QUOTE]Is she on their website or some socials?

I have the feeling that as long as the borders stay closed (and some foreigners get out), we are having more fun.

Some girls are really getting desperate.

I have 1 regular for 500 baht.

Crazy.