Bad Experience at Golden Sauna
I ended up going to Golden Sauna at like 6am on Saturday. What a terrible mistake LOL.
I walked in and the guy tells me there are no more lockers, WTF? So I sit there and wait for like 10mins and as I was about to leave, the guy comes out and tells me a locker just opened up.
I get changed in front of those guy attendants (pretty gay). I shower then head to the changing area. This old lady helps me get changed into the shorts and robe. She drys my crotch area with some tissues but absolutely no action of any kind, was really disappointed. Then asks me for a tip.
I walk into the main lounge area. Every chair was filled with sleeping dudes. There were 2 ugly girls sitting at the service counter. One of them starts soliciting me saying she's about to get off work and that she's only 1, 300hkd. I politely decline. Then the 2 girls leave a few minutes later. I had read about the thigh massage girls walking around, but I saw none. And there wasn't much food either. I was very disappointed, wasn't how I imagined the place to be.
I asked the service guy about getting a thigh massage. This guy was quite nice and helpful, his English was really good too. He calls out this lady, and as soon as I see her, I'm like fml. Some older Viet lady, not attractive at all. We go into the room to do the massage. And it's not even like a real handjob, just like slow rubbing and touching and so of course they don't finish you off. She tells me about the "8 dollar" massage. The sauna fee is 400hkd, but you can get a legit 45min massage by just adding 8hkd.
So after the thigh massage, I go to talk to the guy, it's a different guy now. I inquiry about the 8 dollar massage and this guy was just very rude and impatient. Eventually I found out that it's 68hkd, not 8hkd. So I order it, I get this fat Thai chick. She gives me a pretty nice massage. Then after, she let's me stay and sleep in the massage room, that was pretty nice I guess. I was tired but couldn't really sleep so I only napped for like an hour in there.
At this point, I'm just really disappointed and contemplating what to do. I had already spent about 608hkd (sauna fee+massage+thigh massage) , do I just cut my losses and leave or do I try to somehow salvage this situation. I had read about the girls helping you to shower and I saw "body scrub" on the menu so I just about these but the guy told me none of those services were available right now, sigh. I thought about ordering the 800hkd girl package (the cheapest full sex girl you can get, Chinese girl. Just to get a HJ / BJ and no sex. But then I thought, if the 1,300hkd girl was that ugly, then imagine what a 800hkd girl looks like. So I decided against that idea.
At this point, I'm about to cut my losses and leave. But I see 2 thigh massage girls and one of them was pretty cute so I figure I give it one last try. Order the thigh massage and we go to the room again. Again, it's pretty much just slow rubbing and touching. I ask her to go faster and she tells me they aren't allowed to do that, it's company policy. So I guess at Golden Sauna, you aren't allowed to cum during the thigh massages. It wasn't enjoyable at all.
At this point, I'm very disappointed and was just like fuck this I'm out of here.
Total bill was like 748hkd. (sauna fee + 2 thigh massages + legit massage). Granted I went at the wrong time but still a complete waste of money.