Pattaya Reports

50/50 old buddy, hope you don't mind, but I changed your pic to concentrate on the important stuff.

I was in Payttaya for Burrapa motorcycle ralley(wish I had a Harley of course!). A shadow(400cc-Vtwin chopper) was going for 700+ I rented a 400cc Honda 4 cylinder for 500, also a gauge price!
To get around all you need is a 100 bht, 125 cc honda. Egos aside, Unless you're riding w friends w/ larger bikes, longer rides, this will get you around. YEA, it's not as cool, but???$$$
BTW My 400cc, 4 cylinder honda blew the doors off my friends chopper (400cc shadow)
[QUOTE=Mr Enternational]I know. But I just like to talk shit. Besides US$3 isn't worth the time it would take to go down to Beach Road to find a cop. My baht bus days are over. This is my 5th trip to Pattaya and I am finally starting to rent motorbikes. Hell they are only 150 baht/day, 200 baht/day for a faster one. Plus I get to go all over the city whenever I want and have a phu ying behind me. It sure beats walking![/QUOTE]

Very nice!
[QUOTE=Fifty Fifty]Who needs big bikes, Scooters are fine when ridden correctly attired of course.

This is my current GF and yes she does ride like this every day whilst we are in LOS. In fact as fellow monger UrbanWildlife would concur, this is one of her longer skirts !!

Cheers FF[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=1Ball]50/50 old buddy, hope you don't mind, but I changed your pic to concentrate on the important stuff.[/QUOTE]
No problem, I have many more pictures of her in various riding positions :D
I will have to dig out a few more 'bike related ones' with her suitably dressed for the open road of course !!

As this is actually the Pattaya Thread, just to keep things relevant, we will be visiting Pattaya in next couple of months hopefully, we intend to spend a week there on our way to Koh Chang.
Yes I will be renting a bike, and yes she will be with me !!

It might be considerd by some as ''taking Coals to Newcastle'', however, IMHO this is one hot piece of ''coal''

As soon as I know exact dates I will post in ''Travel Plans etc'' any fellow mongers who will be there, feel free to PM me, always up for a beer and a chat.

Cheers, FF

[QUOTE=Fifty Fifty]Who needs big bikes, Scooters are fine when ridden correctly attired of course.

This is my current GF and yes she does ride like this every day whilst we are in LOS. In fact as fellow monger UrbanWildlife would concur, this is one of her longer skirts !!

Cheers FF[/QUOTE]Not only is this the normal way she dresses in the LOS, she is also one of the coolest girls you will ever want to meet!, definitely a Queen in every sense of the world!. I will also be meeting up in Pattaya with the Queen and Fifty Fifty, so Fifty Fifty's words about getting together for a beer goes for me as well.

[QUOTE=Fifty Fifty]No problem, I have many more pictures of her in various riding positions :D
I will have to dig out a few more 'bike related ones' with her suitably dressed for the open road of course !!
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Bugger the bike. How about some more photo's of your 'hot piece of coal':D.

[QUOTE=Gamahucher]Bugger the bike. How about some more photo's of your 'hot piece of coal':D.[/QUOTE]

Ok ''bugger the bike'' as you say, but how about this for a Parking Spot ???

Actually she was bitten by a mosquito on the way back from breakfast, poor girl.

Seriously folks perhaps we should continue in the (Bike) Photo Thread as this has nothing to do with Pattaya - yet :D

Cheers, FF

Special thanks to those who replied on my earlier post about how safe it is to rent a scooter in Pattaya

Next question! Are there any particular places in Pattaya that you would recommend if one would be (like I am) interested to find some chicks who are pierced and tattooed. Say, if there are some hangout that has a more "alternative" theme. Or just some club that has more such girls than others.

Thanks in advance

[QUOTE=Fifty Fifty]
Actually she was bitten by a mosquito on the way back from breakfast, poor girl.
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Tut tut ... shame on you FF - reaching for your camera with the poor lass in this position .... you should have been unzipping your fly:D.

Guys:

I know, I know, this is a mongering site, (although some contributors to this thread seem to ignore that simple fact), but here is a question:

I return by the end of May for six weeks and want to do some serious snorkeling/diving off the coast. Anybody has recommendations, outfits, packages, company info, experiences

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Fifty Fifty]

This is my current GF and yes she does ride like this every day whilst we are in LOS. In fact as fellow monger UrbanWildlife would concur, this is one of her longer skirts !!

Cheers FF

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I know motorcycle riders have trouble with bugs in the teeth when they smile while riding, does your GF have a similar problem?

Slim

[QUOTE=Nvslim]I know motorcycle riders have trouble with bugs in the teeth when they smile while riding, does your GF have a similar problem?
Slim[/QUOTE]
I have never found any bugs, not before or after a good ride.

However she did once return to the bike and find five or six flies on a sticky patch on the seat, I kid you not :D

Anyone have any recommendations for renting a decent bike in Pattaya. I dont mean a scooter I can get anywhere, but something decent like a Transalp or similar.

Cheers FF

Soi Post Office right next to Pizza hut(Beach Road) There is a guy who rents all kinds of bike. You will see many right there. Putters, rice grinders, choppers, etc.
He is a nice guy, BUT negotiate! He usually has a lady taking care of most of his buisiness. Ask to talk to the man. Check the brake lights, blinkers, headlight, and fuel level before you take off any where you rent. Pain to return w/ prob as I learned first time. Most his stuff is well cared for. He is very popular, and well known amongst serious bike renters.
[QUOTE=Fifty Fifty]
Anyone have any recommendations for renting a decent bike in Pattaya. I dont mean a scooter I can get anywhere, but something decent like a Transalp or similar.

Cheers FF[/QUOTE]

Well I found myself back in Pattaya after a trip to Isaan, its funny how this place has a habit of drawing you back time after time. Yesterday morning my flight from Udon Thani arrived ahead of schedule and by 11am I was on a air con bus to Pattaya direct from the airport for 106 baht. Trip took about one and a half hours which is a huge improvement from the time it takes from Ekhamai. Checked in to a hotel on Soi 8 and by 1pm was back in my old hunting grounds. Was amazed how many girls were lined up along the beach road this time, more than I have ever seen before. Noticed one or two old faces and I spent a couple of hours walking up and down. Things are a lot better here than they were last week with the music festival that took place and at least there is room to walk around again. Nothing really took my fancy, I think the more choice I have the more picky I tend to get! Anyway later that evening I ended up at one of the open plan bars on the beach road, it is the last big one before you get to Walking Street, after the Royal Garden Plaza and has a ring inside with Muay Thai boxing on in the evenings. I sat in the middle of three bars and was immediately attracted to a young girl sitting at the far bar (the one nearest to Walking Street). She had a cute young face, made eye contact and smiled and gave off all the right signals. I felt a stirring in my loins and without further ado walked around to introduce myself. The girl did not speak a word of English and it transpires this was her third day at the bar and I was her first Farang. I guess the warning signals were there already but I bar fined her and took her back to the hotel.
I had picked her out because of her lovely smile, her almost innocent face and tiny frame and even though she was 22, she could have passed for 18. The first of the horrors started to emerge when she told me she had a young baby. I began to imagine saggy breasts an oversized pussy and stretch marks and I was not to be disappointed. I could feel the lack of interest starting to take effect between my legs but decided to pesevere and soldier on. Her belly was badly scarred she would not perform OWO, would not kiss with an open mouth and was unhappy with me even touching her. She knew I was unhappy and begged me not to go back to the bar to complain. She told me that the Mamasan would physically assault her if I complained and that she was desperate for the money. I told her in no uncertain terms that if she continued in this way lots of her customers will complain. Anyway despite being very unhappy I agreed not to complain. In the morning I wanted more sex but she refused and by 8am had left with my 1000 baht. Some of you will probably scold me for even paying her but I felt sorry for her or at least I did until I had time to reflect. I then decided against my better judgement to go back to the bar it still being only 9.30am. The bar at that time had at least 5 girls working which was surprising and I went to see the Mamasan. Although I had said to the girl I would not complain, I had given it a lot of thought and decided on reflection that it was just not acceptable to behave in this way. The Mamasan was counting last nights takings and appeared totally disinterested in speaking to me. I waited at the bar and asked her when she would be free to speak. She told me she was too busy and would not even come over to listen to me. I felt that it was me that had been @#$%ed and not the girl I had taken back. I post this as a warning to other members, firstly always check before you bar fine a girl, to see if they have had kids. It is not always obvious as my experience shows. Also I would suggest you give this particular bar and its girls a wide berth. Incidentally I am not in the habit of ever posting names, but in this instance I will make a rare exception. The girls name is Jar and she is from Ubon

Mortmond,
Always do the DFK test before BF'ing!
Roving hands also, I've had girls that don't like my roving hands on thier belly, etc. and they are always eliminated from my possible list.
Good luck, I'll avoid this Bar.