Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=DillonDom;2485682]OK guys. Giving high praise here but it is well deserved. You mongers in thailand may want to hurry and line up, don't think she will last long.

So basically the perfect girl - 25, thin, tall, fair, thin legs with thigh gap, no surgeries, tiny but natural breasts, no baby damage. Just one tasteful tattoo, does A+, BBBJ, DFK and all other acronyms. Cute smile with dimples. And speaks great english. Cannot get better.

Her name is Patty though they just call her new girl. Started last Thursday. Never worked in the industry before and still fucks with enthusiasm. When I saw her on her first day, mamasan said no A+. Today she allowed it but said to be very gentle as it is her first time. No reasons to doubt that. Ass was tight, so tight. She was in pain but took it like a champ. Anal doggy, mish and cowgirl. She did it all.

She is here just long enough to make some money and go back to her regular job at a restaurant. Those lucky to be in town, go line up at Snow white.[/QUOTE]Snow White is a total shambles without the mamasan. I went in and the girls were aimlessly looking around and getting themselves into the lineup which I wasn't interested in looking at so I just waited at the front desk. Eventually a girl came over and said 'Patty right?' I replied 'Yes I'd like to see Patty' so she comes over. She's very nice looking in a girl next door sort of way. I would call her tits small and pert rather than tiny but that may be gel padding. The front desk girl says 'Booking Patty right?' so I said yes I'll take her. In a fit of honesty I admit I don't have a booking and after a lot of back and forth with the front desk girl she reveals she's already been booked. So which of you selfish bastards booked her for 6 pm? I hope it wasn't some lurker who doesn't even post a report. It should be first come first served and only one hour bookings with new girls like that. She'll certainly make her money quickly enough. I don't think I'll go back tonight because her arse might be too sore for another round of A+. Congratulations for taking her anal virginity.

I went back there tonight and DillonDom is right, she does have tiny titties. I got bored of those after a minute so turned her round and she has a very impressive arse for a Thai girl. Not exactly a bubble butt but there's definitely enough firm but curvy meat there to get hold of. Her arsehole is nice and tight and tucked in too, perfect for anal sex. She didn't claim it was her first time so probably you really did take her virginity. She has a nice small shaven pussy with nice tucked in lips.

I wouldn't say she was particularly tall, thin or fair-skinned. She's a nice sort of medium height, slim but not skinny with nice long smooth legs. All very soft and feminine. No baby. I would say her skin was medium tone but I suppose the lighting can affect our perception of these things. Service was as good as DillonDom describes and I'll definitely repeat. Thanks for bringing her to our attention. I'm sure she'll appreciate the extra custom.

Before there is a rush for Patty, I'd like to share my review too.

Lookwise she was best described by *****man and you can read his perfect description below. Overall she looks good for an oily but just normal if you saw her on the BTS or in a mall.

For me the service was just decent. She is the kind of girl that need to spit and wipe her mouth every 1-2 minutes whiler BJ or after kissing (which maybe for others isn't a big deal but I kinda hate it instead). Also, while she allowed deep kissing she isn't much into it (or proactively looking for it).

BJ itself is average, not sure if she do rimming. If she didn't stop to clean her face so often would be a lot better for me.

I mostly care about kissing and BJ so I wouldn't recommend her to people who may have similar tastes as me.

The positive point was anal sex instead. This seems to differ from the other reviews somehow, as her ass wasn't tight at all and had to triple check at every position to make sure it was really in the correct hole. She took it for quite long time without any complains and many position. And as I don't really like a very tight feeling, it was very good for me. (but again others may actually not like it for this reason?

[QUOTE=Francesco24;2487282]Before there is a rush for Patty, I'd like to share my review too.

Lookwise she was best described by *****man and you can read his perfect description below. Overall she looks good for an oily but just normal if you saw her on the BTS or in a mall.

For me the service was just decent. She is the kind of girl that need to spit and wipe her mouth every 1-2 minutes whiler BJ or after kissing (which maybe for others isn't a big deal but I kinda hate it instead). Also, while she allowed deep kissing she isn't much into it (or proactively looking for it).

BJ itself is average, not sure if she do rimming. If she didn't stop to clean her face so often would be a lot better for me.

I mostly care about kissing and BJ so I wouldn't recommend her to people who may have similar tastes as me.

The positive point was anal sex instead. This seems to differ from the other reviews somehow, as her ass wasn't tight at all and had to triple check at every position to make sure it was really in the correct hole. She took it for quite long time without any complains and many position. And as I don't really like a very tight feeling, it was very good for me. (but again others may actually not like it for this reason?[/QUOTE]Many thanks for the review. Wiping the mouth during a BJ is certainly the antithesis of erotic and a deal killer for me. In fact one of my standards for repeat is if she can get me off the second time with BJ in less than 10 minutes. And kissing is very important to me as well. If I sense any hesitation it's a real turn off.

I think I'll probably pass on this one. Was actually going to check it out today, but I'll turn my attention elsewhere.

[QUOTE=Francesco24;2487282]
The positive point was anal sex instead. This seems to differ from the other reviews somehow, as her ass wasn't tight at all and had to triple check at every position to make sure it was really in the correct hole. She took it for quite long time without any complains and many position. And as I don't really like a very tight feeling, it was very good for me. (but again others may actually not like it for this reason?[/QUOTE]I know what you mean. When I said tight I was just talking about the visuals but when it came to penetration it slid in quite easily. She's either trained herself well on how to relax it or she's using something to help with that.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2487291]Many thanks for the review. Wiping the mouth during a BJ is certainly the antithesis of erotic and a deal killer for me. In fact one of my standards for repeat is if she can get me off the second time with BJ in less than 10 minutes. And kissing is very important to me as well. If I sense any hesitation it's a real turn off.

I think I'll probably pass on this one. Was actually going to check it out today, but I'll turn my attention elsewhere.[/QUOTE]I forgot to tell that she didn't allow finger inside pussy but had no problem with finger in ass.

About kissing, there was no hesitation during the kiss itself. But her face / mouth kinda run away from you and almost need to lock her face to start it. I know from your reports you have similar tastes as mine overall and I really wouldn't recommend Patty to you.

Overall I not regret it because she looks nice and the anal was quite good for me (again for reasons that others may not actually like if they want tight feeling).

So I went again to see I am really the outlier here. 2 HR session this time and again, one of the best experiences. Earnest BJ (though not her strong point for sure), engaged DFK and good body-to-body massage. And anal with me is painful for her. And I am not hugely endowed. Sadly after Sara's departure from Mango, there aren't any natural tits anal options left. Patty will be getting repeat business.

[QUOTE=DillonDom;2488274]So I went again to see I am really the outlier here. 2 HR session this time and again, one of the best experiences. Earnest BJ (though not her strong point for sure), engaged DFK and good body-to-body massage. And anal with me is painful for her. And I am not hugely endowed. Sadly after Sara's departure from Mango, there aren't any natural tits anal options left. Patty will be getting repeat business.[/QUOTE]Are you using a good quality lube? She said my lube was "so good". She was very specific that it was the lube rather than my sexual technique that she liked.

I've repeated already and will continue to do so but she's the kind of girl who just lets you do your thing (which I like) rather than giving an energetic PSE performance so she's not for everyone.

Does Snow White have a Line ID I could use to book a girl before going? Seems like Patty has been busy these days.

I know they have a phone # on their website, but don't feel like calling.

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp;2488339]Does Snow White have a Line ID I could use to book a girl before going? Seems like Patty has been busy these days.

I know they have a phone # on their website, but don't feel like calling.[/QUOTE]Telephone is the only booking option. It takes less than a minute to get the booking done. The only alternative is to try your luck without an appointment.

So. Yesterday night I was horny.

It happens sometimes 😅.

Anyway it was past midnight, first stop was EZ massage.

They have a 1. 400 baht deal for 40 minutes.

Only 2 girls, but the cutest didn't do blowjob without condom.

So next plan!

Since everything was closed early, I did go to soi 33.

Also most was closed, except some.

I was stoped at Teen Love Massage by a girl named Lucky.

32 years old, big fake tits, nice body, small ass, short hair.

The promo: 1. 500 baht for 40 minutes.

1 hour later I was satisfied, money well spend.

There are now so many promotions.

I should try them all!

[QUOTE=Mens2;2488986]
Anyway it was past midnight, first stop was EZ massage.

They have a 1. 400 baht deal for 40 minutes.

[/QUOTE]Talking of EZ Massage, this biitch is fussy considering the lack of customers:

[URL]http://ez1bkk.com/models/21-nada/[/URL]

"Not Service European & American".

Anyway, I'm glad you had a good time in Love Teen. Some of the girls in the shops on Soi 33 have been known to be fussy about the racial background of their customers as well but maybe the lack of customers has made them more open-minded.

[QUOTE=*****man;2489080]Talking of EZ Massage, this biitch is fussy considering the lack of customers:

[URL]http://ez1bkk.com/models/21-nada/[/URL]

"Not Service European & American".[/QUOTE]Crickey! I checked out the website and the going EZ rate is now 3,000 baht / 2 hour (1 shot). I can't imagine I would do with a girl for 2 hours if I was only allowed 1 shot. 90 minutes is more than adequate.

No mention on the website of Caucasian exclusions (racism). Perhaps it was late and the girl just did not want to do another customer. Past midnight is perhaps not the optimal time to go for an oily massage. Ha Ha.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;2489090]iNo mention on the website of Caucasian exclusions (racism). Perhaps it was late and the girl just did not want to do another customer. <SNIP> Ha Ha.[/QUOTE]Sorry, for my mistake, NOW I see it. "8 pm - 2 am (Not Service European & American)" is clearly posted in the girl's working time row.

What a little fool! And to hell with her, but I am surprised EZ allows her to act this way. Other EZ girls are not racist:

[URL]http://ez1bkk.com/models/05-l-ly/[/URL]

[URL]http://ez1bkk.com/models/09-new/[/URL]

[URL]http://ez1bkk.com/models/15-polly/[/URL]

Very strange and personally I never encountered a racist problem at EZ. In fact I like the the place. So, I am surprised management allows the girl to get away with this BS on the website.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;2489090]Crickey! I checked out the website and the going EZ rate is now 3,000 baht / 2 hour (1 shot). I can't imagine I would do with a girl for 2 hours if I was only allowed 1 shot. 90 minutes is more than adequate.

No mention on the website of Caucasian exclusions (racism). Perhaps it was late and the girl just did not want to do another customer. Past midnight is perhaps not the optimal time to go for an oily massage. Ha Ha.[/QUOTE]Those rates are just for outcall. Have a closer look at the page I linked to for the racial exclusions.