Non-artificial spa above CCD near Snake-vara
first mp / spa experience. not sure if it's actually the same as the one talked about by others, but my experience was close to pathetic. this one is on the orr midway between an underpass and a flyover.
had gone to banaswadi railway station to drop a friend the hennur cross reminded me of the spa. thought i'd withdraw money from some atm nearby and started scanning the area. however all banks being closed, no one had filled up cash and almost all atms were out of cash. whatever had money had huge queues. finally found one with a small queue in kammanahalli. it was already devoid of 100 rs notes. anyway, went back to the ccd and parked bike near a kids park a couple of cross roads away from it. there were a few people near the building as there is some institute (i think) in the next building. there were also a few college couples waiting outside the ccd as the inside were jam packed. proceeded to the first floor and went inside. saw two fat ladies in some sort of uniform. i felt like running away, but couldn't. also there was a guy seated in a chair looking at his phone. she then asked if i wanted a body massage and i said yes. normally i would've frozen in such a situation and words would've failed to leave my mouth, but not this time. things never work the way you want it to. she said it'd cost 1800 and asked to select one among them. i remembered people mentioning the rate as 1800 and so paid immediately and chose the one who talked to me. she was a fat dark si with huge boobs, huge belly and a giant ass. somehow reminded me of one of the pregnant apes from the planet of the apes movie. the other one was an ni, a white elephant. she was so huge that she couldn't possibly sit in the normal seats in a theatre.
anyway, asked me to get into the cabin that was near the entry / exit door. if i hadn't already paid, i might have made a run for it. i went in and there was a massage table with some disposable material over it. she took a towel from a cupboard and asked me to change. i asked her if there was a bathroom and she said it was in the common area. went there, took a leak and came back. it was a 3 x3 bathroom with half the space already taken by the toilet. the flush didn't work. the water coming out from the tap had a brownish tint, which was clear thanks to the white bucket. there was no way someone could take a shower in it. anyway, back in the cabin, removed my clothes and put them on the hanger. the towel was quite hard as if it were sun dried. changed into it and sat on the table. after some time the therapist walked in with a couple of bottles in her hand. she didn't lock the door. there was no lock on the door. it was a wooden frame with all glass. there was a net like curtain outside. asked her if there was a lock and she said that the curtain being closed meant the cabin was occupied and that was the code among the therapists. also the glass was one way and one couldn't possibly see from outside. i took her word for it.
she asked me to lie down on my back and asked if i wanted cream or oil. i asked if she could do anything dry. she then asked if i wanted powder massage. opted for that she went out to fetch the powder. the cabin side walls went almost all the way up to the roof but i could easily hear what was happening outside. the other therapist was on the phone and this one kept asking her to fetch the powder etc. she came back after a minute, removed the towel from me and put it on my back. my butt and balls were exposed and i felt weird. she then started with one leg. put powder, spread it across, pressed a couple of times, bent my knee, knuckle cracked all my toes, rubbed all over again, and then oh my god, she hammered all over my leg from the ankle to the butt. it wasn't painful or anything, but i was taken aback by surprise and got up. she asked if everything was fine and i said yeah and lied down again. if this is how massages are provided (i've never taken one before), i'm never going back again. anyway, the whole process took a minute or at most 2 minutes. same process continued for the other leg and the back. during some chit chat i learnt her name was mrs. and and was from tn. the spa had been around for 5 years and the last time a mallu girl was around was 2 years back. the place was closed down recently for renovation and reopened a month or so back. there were 5 therapists, 2 si, 2 ni and one ne.
she then asked me to turn over. similar story but there was no hammer shots this time, thankfully. then did my arms and chest. she then pointed to my junk and asked if she should put cream there and i nodded. i asked if she provided any extras. she looked shell shocked and eyes opened wide as if i had committed some crime. once again, i was in a situation where i would've frozen normally but no, words came out of my mouth loud (enough) and clear. i asked whether she gave extras. she then smiled and asked what i wanted. i asked what was on the table. she said hj+topless+access but i would have to pay. i said ok and she asked how much. i said 250. she loled. i also loled. she stopped. i stopped. she started with 1000 and i started with 250. she had already started pouring cream and trying to wake jhonny. deal was finally settled for 500. she then removed her overcoat and lifted her dress and i saw the biggest boobs and stomach ever. i wanted to ask if she was pregnant but thankfully, the words didn't escape the mouth and jhonny was saved from some hammer treatment.
she started the hj. forget out of the world, it was no better than jacking myself off. she asked me to cup her giant melons which i did and started flicking the nips. 5 minutes and she started complaining that her hands have started to ache. she then asked to stop flicking the nips but just hold the boobs. dafaq. she would switch hands and occasionally massage the balls too. 15 minutes of milking and no milk came out. she kept complaining every 2 seconds. i asked her to stop and said i'd do it myself. asked her to play with the balls. she did that with one hand started flicking my nips with the other while i was jacking myself off with one hand and other hand on her boobs. another 5 minutes and i climaxed and she was more relieved than i was. or so she thought. she then wiped it off with some tissue. went out and came with a bucket with some water. took another cloth and scrubbed me and got all the powder off me, at least of the visible parts. waited another min to dry and i put my clothes back on and gave her 500. she smiled and shook my hand. went out fetched a helmet. i took it and left.
there was another guy waiting in line and he gave me the eyes. i went out as fast as i could. wonder if it was someone from here. around 6'o clock.
mrs. and.
massage: 0/10.
figure: 0 (that's her figure, not the rating).
attitude: 2/10.
hj: 1/10.
damage: 1. 8 k + 0. 5 k.
wir: bite me.
