Wrong hands on the right person in the wrong time
[QUOTE=Eliksir;1627987]First MP / Spa experience. Not sure if it's actually the same as the one talked about by others, but my experience was close to pathetic. This one is on the ORR midway between an underpass and a flyover.
Had gone to banaswadi railway station to drop a friend the hennur cross reminded me of the spa. Thought I'd withdraw money from some ATM nearby and started scanning the area. However all banks being closed, no one had filled up cash and almost all ATMs were out of cash. Whatever had money had huge queues. Finally found one with a small queue in Kammanahalli. It was already devoid of 100 rs notes. Anyway, went back to the CCD and parked bike near a kids park a couple of cross roads away from it. There were a few people near the building as there is some institute (I think) in the next building. There were also a few college couples waiting outside the CCD as the inside were jam packed. Proceeded to the first floor and went inside. Saw two fat ladies in some sort of uniform. I felt like running away, but couldn't. Also there was a guy seated in a chair looking at his phone. She then asked if I wanted a body massage and I said yes. Normally I would've frozen in such a situation and words would've failed to leave my mouth, but not this time. Things never work the way you want it to. She said it'd cost 1800 and asked to select one among them. I remembered people mentioning the rate as 1800 and so paid immediately and chose the one who talked to me. She was a fat dark SI with huge boobs, huge belly and a giant ass. Somehow reminded me of one of the pregnant apes from the Planet of the Apes movie. The other one was an NI, a white elephant. She was so huge that she couldn't possibly sit in the normal seats in a theatre...[/QUOTE]Seriously can't get enough of laughing man!
You changed my mood totally dude. But thanks a lot! I will read your next post.
My experience. Yet another MP
Went to CCD spa. My experience was way better than the poor soul who had posted below. Parked the bike infront of CCD, went to the spa. Told the lady about massage, she said 1800/ I then said, my friend told its Rs 1300/ She said no. I paid 1.8 k, selected Ms S and went inside the 1st cabin. She did a customary massage, told me to widen my legs. Did a balls massage which was awesome. Told me to flip over, which I did. Saw my tower, smiled then massaged upper body.
Asked how much I'll pay for HJ + TL access. I said 0.5 k. She said Ok, don't cheat, do pay. I said I'm a gentleman Gave good access to top and bottom.
Like the previous guy had mentioned below, 1 girl was always keeping a watch outside. I'm not sure whether I would go there for 2nd time.
