Cali Reports

Wow... not me. Violence never solves anything in my opinion. I'm a lover not a fighter. Someone can use me as a punching bag and I would still just walk away. That's just me. Of course it's never happened before. Actually the last fight I was in was when I was 9 years old. I got my hand cut up on my next door neighbors braces... and that was the end of it. Never again have I swung or been swung at.

As for Colombianas and drama. I've seen it with normal Paisas and Colombian pros, but I'd never say ALL Colombianas are this way. In fact, this is why I prefer a Colombiana over a gringa. I get absolutley zero drama from my Colombian gf. In fact if there is any drama in our relationship it's on my part for occasionaly wanting to drop my pants with other chicas.


[QUOTE=MiamiHeatLuver]I am definately not the tough guy type and dont act like it as well, Neither do I go out looking for trouble, NOR am I a six-packer or drunken loud American, BUTTTTTTTTT if a stranger whom I dont know called me that for no APARENT reason, I dont give a shit who they are or where they are from.(unless they are Colombiano Mafioso types, Im not stupid lol) I would definately HAVE TO throw down.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Winner71]As for Colombianas and drama. I've seen it with normal Paisas and Colombian pros, but I'd never say ALL Colombianas are this way. In fact, this is why I prefer a Colombiana over a gringa. I get absolutley zero drama from my Colombian gf. In fact if there is any drama in our relationship it's on my part for occasionaly wanting to drop my pants with other chicas.[/QUOTE]

Winner: Pros have the most B.S. drama of course, but many of the paisas, calenas that I have dated/encountered have some drama as well, just at different levels and different instances, DARE I SAY ALL? No, but most. IMO. American girls, forget it, They have lost their humbleness when they are expelled from the womb. Your Novia doesnt give you drama, mine neither. Excellent, good for you! You have a keeper! Dont let her go!

[QUOTE=Cyberdas]Thanks for the feedback, you guys. Seriously, it has been a matter of bad luck but also it´s the way these Caleñas are everyday more alike AW. GLobalization is to blame, for sure. CHicas here are very much into taking you for your money. THey see un gringos and ¨gringos¨ (like myself) as meal tickets and walking ATMS. They show up for dinners and lunches and ofcourse, to go out partying and dancing but then they don´t put out. A lot of head games and B.S. And for you guys out there who are thinking that this place is paradise, considering the high cost of living and prices for everything and the decline of our beloved U.S. Dollar - other destinations might make for more suitable hunting grounds. Just my two cents worth!!![/QUOTE]

dude I replied to your PM, btw.

the meal ticket and walking ATM phenomenon is a factor in such relationships everywhere in the world.. whether that be with local women in your own country or abroad.

You simply have to navigate the maze and learn who the gasolineras are. (and let the big head do the thinking)

high cost of living? compared to what and where?

I can probably live fairly comfortably in Cali on $1000 US a month and that's even at the shitty 2000 to 1 exchange rate.

of course I'm not a creature of comfort.

I did grab the Italian S.O.B. and said to his face in both Spanish and English, " say it again", with my fist cocked and ready to punch. Then I was pushed away by a Colombiano and the Italian was grabbed by two bouncers and thrown out of the bar. It was an upstairs bar in the old city, a new trendy place. This Italian was mad because one of the two grils that I had with me, rebuked his advances, while I went to take a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]. After I got back to the girls, both girls told me that this guy was all over my chicas friend and that she was not happy about it. So I asked the Italian to " leave her alone, she does not like you", that is when the "fucking american jew" insult was spewed out.

The next day I was in laquito at riquissmo's eating lunch when two guys from spain came up to me and said they had wished I would have flatten the Italian, they too were tired of their behavior.....

Instead of paying some guy $ 25-30 for a taxi ride. Is there a bus that goes from the airport to chippichape, or do I have to take it to a main terminal, then to chippichape.

I arrive in Cali 3 weeks from now in the early afternoon, is this doable?

[QUOTE=MJG Dogs]Instead of paying some guy $ 25-30 for a taxi ride. Is their a bus that goes from the airport to chippichape, or do I have to take it to a main terminal, then to chippichape.

I arrive in Cali 3 weeks from now in the early afternoon, is this doable?[/QUOTE]Just take a busseta from the airport, and they will drop you a the Terminal de transporte,

Kukulkan

Hi, can anybody tell me what difference there is between Cali and Medellin about non-pro scene? I know Medellin and I'd like to know what difference about the behaves of girls in Cali and Medellin. How must a stranger be involved with a non-pro girl in Cali? Has he to pay something? What?
Thanks

[QUOTE=FoxesHunter]Hi, can anybody tell me what difference there is between Cali and Medellin about non-pro scene? I know Medellin and I'd like to know what difference about the behaves of girls in Cali and Medellin. How must a stranger be involved with a non-pro girl in Cali? Has he to pay something? What?
Thanks[/QUOTE]A lot of Drama in Medellin, The Paisas are thinking they are the last Cocacola in the desert.

But I still love them

Kukulkan

*Note*

Gents, this is the Cali Report section. Can we all agree to post reports or responses to reports and keep the bickering in the general information section.

Thanks


And now the report:


Last month in the middle of May I was busy enjoying one of the fruits of Cali when I got a phone call on my cell. Normally I ignore cell calls when I am in deep concentration or just deep in a Calena. However the phone rang then stopped then rang and stopped and rang again so I pulled out of my sweet poon and answered. It was my buddy calling me from the States. He called to ask me to do him a favor.

**A little background is first in order: On my previous trip to Cali my buddy had joined me and in mid vacation he met and fell for a Calena. He now was regularly supplementing her income with bi weekly $ installments.**

So my buddy says his girlfriend has a problem in that she lost her cedula and needed to get a new one but needed some cash to do it but without her cedula she could not produce an ID necessary to retrieve the money from a Money gram. He wanted to send her $100 usd and could I give it to her and he's pay me back when I returned home. I assured him it was no problem at all and arranged for her to meet me at my hotel in three hours. We hung up and I re-entered my awaiting Calena and capped off a nice afternoon do.

Back at the hotel I showered and waited for my buddy's girlfriend. She showed up right on time at six o'clock. While we sat having a drink in front of my hotel (Cali Plaza) Robert (from Medellin Mansion/Castillo) and another friend had just gotten into Cali and were staying at a hotel two blocks away and asked if I had any dinner plans. I didn't but I asked if it was OK to bring a date. It was and we joined them at a very nice steak house (I forget the name though). The guys commented that my buddy's girlfriend was quite good looking. I agreed but assured them I was just being nice to invite her to dinner. During dinner, we had a most unusual conversation. I told them how my buddt's girlfriend was looking for a job but had no rel skills to speak of.

Now I ask you gents: How does a good looking girl with no skill sets make money? Well I'm sure we can all cum up with the same answer but I decided to try a different suggestion. So I asked my buddy's girlfriend if she had ever thought about being a madam. She said no but that it would cost a lot to set up a place of business. i agreed this was true but I asked her why not try it a different way. I told her about how many ads there were in the Pais adult section and that she could take out an ad that appealed to girls/women with loose morals looking to make money. I explained she could interview the girls first and decide if they were good enough to present to horny gringos like me. We went into more detail as to what to do once she had her stable of girls but in actuality I thought this would all be forgotten by her by the time she woke up the next day. We changed subjects and finished dinner and I put her in a cab with her money and bid her goodnight and the guys and I went out on the town.

Three days later just about noon I'm in my room just out of the shower when my hotel phone rings. The doorman says there is a girl here to see me and it turns out to be my buddy's girlfriend. So I tell him to send her in and she's all smiles and taking fast. i tell her to slow down and she shows me a copy of the Pais and flips to the adult section. She points to a circled ad and I start to laugh. It an ad for girls looking to make a buck and at the end is my buddy's girlfriend's cell phone number. She's all smiles and says she took it out for 4 days and it appeared today and she already got a call and if I'd be interested in meeting the girl. I asked if she had met her yet and she said yes and she's really nice. I told her that was good and when did the girl want to meet me. "Now" she says. "What do you mean now"? I asked. "She's out in front and she's pretty and all she wants is $100,000 for 2 hours and I'll get $20,000 for the referral, she really went for the idea". She says.

Oh boy, I'm thinking to myself. What did I get myself into? I didn't really think she would take out the ad at all let alone have a girl delivered to me. Well I thought it couldn't hurt to see what she looked like and a I'd be nice enough to do her if she was a least half way decent. I mean I know she said the girl was pretty but that didn't mean shit to me because I've seen what some girls think is pretty and I usually am in disagreement.

So I finished getting dressed and head out to the patio with my buddy's girlfriend. I get out and see only one girl sitting at a table in front. At this point I am hopping this is the girl because she is stunningly pretty. BINGO! She is the girl and I am one happy camper. Not only is she very pretty but she has the daintiest of voices I have heard in a while and has a nice personality. We sat and had a beer (yes she liked beer too) and then my girlfriend's buddy said she had to go. So I asked the girl how she wanted to do this. I meant did I give the madam the $20,000 cop fee or did she. She asked if I could give it to her and I did and off my girlfriend went and the girl and I were back in my room and locking lips and groins almost as fast as we could jump on the bed. This girl was NICE! I asked for bareback everything and she agreed but for $20,000 cop more which I gladly agreed to. True to her word she would have stayed for two hours but I had a meeting to get to with Robert and my other friend so I cut her loose after 90 minutes. Now it turned out that she was a working girl that was looking for some extra cash on the side on her days off so she wasn't new to the Pay for Play scene which was alright with me because she knew how to please a man for sure. Also, although she let me take many pictures of her clothed, she would not do so nude.

So this situation of My girlfriend's buddy showing up at noon with a new girl would happen the next day and the next day again. She was happy, the girls were happy and I was real happy that the madam was consistent in the quality. Also it turned out that the next two also were working girls in P4P places I never heard of before but worked at night and had the daytime to kill so why not make some money.


TRAGEDY STRIKES!

My buddy's girlfriend had introduced me to a third girl but before she left she asked about going out to dinner that evening since I had only three days left in town. I agreed and we went to Simon Parilla which by the way has great steaks and also great Sancocho de Gallina. Afterwards we went back to my hotel and walked across the street to the Viejo Barril for some drinks. She was getting a bit tipsy on tequila and I told her it was time for her to hit the road so i could do some night prowling. So I walked her to the corner and hailed a taxi and she took off. The next morning I get a call from my buddy asking me to call his girlfriend at her mother's home number because she had called him and was crying and he couldn't understand why. So he gave me her mom's number and I called. It turned out that the taxi driver she had gone with pulled a knife on her and stole her purse and her cellphone. OH CRAP! I thought, because I hadn't bothered to get any of the girls info like their cell PHONE numbers because my buddy's girlfriend had them in her cellphone and not only that, if any more girls called in answer to the ad she wouldn't get the calls!

Longer story shortened up my buddy's girlfriend was not hurt in the incident but was sheaken up and again did not have a cedula. So once again I spotted my buddy some money to give to his girlfriend for a new cellphone and I felt so bad about being the one hailing the taxi that ripped her off that I gave her an extra $50,000 cop for her to get a new cedeula. She'd be able to regain her same cell number in couple of days as well but I would be gone by then.

So at least I got three girls from this new "madam" and I guess I lucked out because I batted three for three meaning that each one was a hit. However, my buddy tells me that his girlfriend spent the money he gave her through me on something else and not a new cellphone. Now she wanted much more for one of those Motorla "has everything" cellphones at a cost of $250 usd. To date he hasn't sent her the money for it yet even though she did get a new cedula.


Cheers,


Cubanut

BTW-Gents, whenever possible in Cali, call for a taxi for your girl/female friend instead of hailing one down. The company will give you a three digit number and the taxi will arrive and repeat the number. Just a safety tip because it seems that the chicas are more of a target that foriegners these days in Cali.

Your chica numero uno is off the charts!

You talk about breathtaking beauty!. WOW!

Great report! Too bad she lost the numbers, I´d definitely be interested in chicas 1 and 2.

Cubanut,

Now that is the kind of story I like. Someone trys to make some money insteed of asking for it. The ending was bad but now she knows how to make money and still no work haed for it good for her and who says every good deed gets punished. You got 3 girls delivered to your door and you where happy too. This girl will do ok. And in the future if she starts a bussness every body here will help her help us jajajaja.

As usual Cuba, you are the man. I will be in MDE next week. I hope to hope to put all u have taught me too work.

Thanks again

[QUOTE=Cubanut]........OH CRAP! I thought because I hadn't bothered to get any of the girls info like their cell numbers because my buddy's girlfriend had them in her cellphone and not only that, if an more girls called in answer to the ad she wouldn't get the calls! .....[/QUOTE]

With all your experience in South America you still rely on a chica to retain information, especially gold nuggets like #1???? Dammit!!

I'm going to cry myself to sleep.

Polvo

Just got back from my first trip to Cali. My first comment is..who needs pros? It is the easiest pick-up spot I have ever been to in my life. And this includes Medellin.