Misadventures at New Tippasandra spa
Greetings gentlemen,
How's Dussehra treating you all?
It was not that pleasurable for me. As an occasional monger, I have been around out there, though not so active online. This is my first FR here (I had been mostly frequenting another forum till recently). This forum definitely seems way more lively, thanks to you wonderful people and the friendly mod.
Anyhow, just wanted to share my recent experience at the new spa that has reopened at New Tippasandra. Couple of years back, this same spa by the same name used to operate out of Jeevan Bhima Nagar opposite to the BSNL office. I used to hook up with a talkative but fun girl there back then. BBBJ, FS, the whole nine yards. So when they reopened a couple of months back at this new location, I got an text from the guy there. Curiosity got the better of me and off I went.
Unfortunately, the lineup turned out to be miserable, and I was plenty turned off, like seriously. But I was already kinda mentally invested to see where the rabbit hole leads, and decided to man up and force through anyway. My standard selection algorithm is to filter the ones who care to make eye contact, followed by selecting the one with biggest tits. Here, the second part was unnecessary because only one girl, Kavitha. Cared to meet eyes. I was asked whether I would like FS or B2B or just the 1-HR regular massage. Opted for the last because A) you won't want to fuck the chick believe me. And B) even if I want, I can always negotiate it later with the chick. Back at the room, massage-fu started. It was the lousiest one I have ever received. Wonder where she picked up this unique style. When she is not hammering down with those hard knuckles, she will rub the same spot again and again with great intensity so as to start a fire or something. When I try to explain her that I am in great discomfort and she should go easy, she would pretend she does not understand my language. And even if she would tone it down for a while, she would again start punching somewhere else. After 20 minutes, she motions the massage's over. I was confused whether to feel good that the torture has ended or I got cheated since I paid for an hour. However, did not want to fight it since I was not here for the massage anyway and tell her to start the HJ. Then she says it's not included in the package. WTF moment of the day! No HJ at this spa? I tell her that I know the guy at the counter, been here (the old establishment) several times, yada yada. After a few minutes of stubbornness from both sides, she storms out saying she needs to check with "management". So there I was lying half mast in a pool of oil while waiting for the verdict. 5 minutes pass and finally she returns saying okay she will do it this time but next time I have to choose btb. Whatever, do it already! Anyway, credit should be given where it's due. The HJ was slow and nice. Must admit.
Took the shower, and find there she is, asking for tips. I pretend not to understand her language this time. But she knows better. Finally, I told her politely that the service was not for the full amount of time and her attitude does not deserve any tips. On my way out I asked Mr. Are (we have a good working relationship over the years even when the spa was closed). HE apologized and said HE would arrange something better next time. HE says most of these girls here have limited massage training and are here only for services, and advises me to take btb or FS next time. FS costs 3 k at the counter.
Suggestion: Avoid Miss K.
Damage 1. 5 at the counter + no tips (IMHO it's important to deny tips when the service is lousy).
WIR: No most probably, unless they rotate chicks.
