Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1867942]This will probably come back to bite me in the ass but fuck it. I don't know who here goes to 808. But in February I met a fine ass midget from Poland who is in there every night. We exchanged numbers but I never followed up. I finally spoke to her today. None of all that other bullshit that you guys say you need to talk about or buying drinks. Straight to the point. These are the only words that I have spoken to her since I stopped her to get her number that night when she was going to the WC. And it is the price that I have always posted in this forum. (Unless she is giving me half off because of her size. LOL.).[/QUOTE]Went to Mixx on the 18th. People entering were drenched because of the water play happening outside. Met a Thai girl and found her to be shy. She had come with Friend and did not speak much English. Well went with her because she looked good. Fixed for LT at 1230 in the night for 1.5. Though it would be a good deal and I would get at least 3 pop. But man I was wrong. In the room she became very very chatty. And was taking offense to any of my attempts to Hasten things. Was in not in any mood to make scene so just played along. Talked for 2 hours in room over beer. Finally asked her to get her ass in shower for the deed.

The sex was great. She was shy and all 'dim the lights please' but the sex was good. 30 min after all it started I came. And that was it. She slept and woke up in the morning. Asked me if I wanted another pop. But I did not like her attitude much so politely refused citing tiredness.

All in all 1 pop- 1.5 k- free accommodation for her.

Sex: 8/10.

I am at Pattaya now most tourist is gone most bar is empty last night, I got in town last night of Sonkran it take 4 HR by bus from Morchit in Bangkok bus stop for gas got to the bus station the motobike taxi want 150 bht to soi 8 taxi even more no bht bus beach Road is closed for traffic, so many crazy tourist shooting water at everyone.

I did go to soi 6 only half the bar is open find a cutie at route69 bar 1000 bht with room upstair most girl want 1350 bht with room, not many girl at beach Road even Hooter not very busy at 9 pm will check out walking st tonight.

Fast eddie 48.

[QUOTE=SuperMarckus;1867699]I love the way that Pattaya One, despite being in the dirtiest fleshpot on earth, always maintains the sensibilities of a parish newspaper in Victorian England. Are Thais really 'shocked' and 'appalled' by the behavior of farangs, as Pattaya One keeps telling us? I suppose it's not much of a story to say "Thais were quietly contemptuous but largely indifferent, and soon went back to minding their own business."[/QUOTE]PattayaOne is an addictive reading. About Victorian English, I find that their is still second to Indian newspapers and blogs. They come out with "new" words everyday.

I arrived at BKK, went to the Bell ticket counter and bought one-way transfer for 250 baht -- they first drive the (nice, AC) bus to the Pattaya bus station where everyone gets off; then they have vans that take people to their hotels, included in the price.

I stay at Premier Inn, a block and a half from Beach Road. Most nights its 30-35 dollars, except one Hi-demand night, which I booked late for 48 dollars. You can bring a guest to your room at no extra fee, but she has to leave her ID at the front desk, which she gets back when she leaves.

I walked around early afternoon. Hot. No obvious talent walking about. At 1:30 I stopped by one of the many massage places an looked inside. A cute girl, Tum, came to open. She said they open at 2, but would take me. Prices listed outside looked standard, like 1 hour foot massage for 200 baht. I asked if I could also have sex. She giggled and said sure. I said let's start with a foot massage. She was 29, slim, and chatted well enough in poor English. She gave a very nice oil massage to my feet and calves. At the end I asked if she wanted to go with me ST to my room, five blocks away, for 1000 baht. She said sure without bargaining, but said that I had to pay the massage store 500. I agreed, even though I probably could have had it cheaper, but I liked her enough. Back to my room for about an hour, some snuggling, BJ, CFS, more snuggling. Overall very pleasant.

Greetings gents,

Spent 2 days holed up in my condo because of Songkran and spent the last 2 nights enjoying what Patts is about, Thai babes.

First night worked LK Metro, Champagne Agogo, Sugar Sugar, etc and the action was pretty good. The bar fines are in the 800/900 b range (high) and ST is 2000 b which is a 1000 b less than the BKK gogos. The quality is pretty good and as Fast Eddy said there aren't many mongers competing in LK Metro on the night I was there.

I took a sexy dancer from Sugar Sugar and enjoyed ST on that night.

Last night was another story, I went to Walking Street and quickly bar fined out of Electric Blue. She wasn't a looker but she had the killer tits I was needing and thought I would get good service instead of eye candy. We started bar hopping, first was Baby Dolls, I love the vibe here but the talent level is low at this time. Then Sensations, this bar was wall to wall quality w / several stunner (mostly working the Asian monger) so if you like eye candy this is the place right now. Next my lady wanted to go to The Dollhouse (she has friends there) some decent lookers mixed in w / mid tier women. Electric Blue and Happy Agogo had less eye candy than on my last visit October 2015.

In many of these bar my date (hooker) has friends so little by little I was bled of my baht. Finally at 2 am she's hungry but instead of sitting at a restaurant we go to a bustling market place buying all this expensive crap to cook at my condo. As we were doing this I started to realize I am allowing this hooker to wreck my fun. The 3 am dinner was crap and I was too tired and drunk to want anything to do w / this chick.

Her bar fine was 800 and 3000 b LT, I got a tits fuck at 6:41 am before my time was up. Not a well executed night on my part.

That's my TR for the last couple of nights in Patts. LK Metro is much more user friendly than WS. That's where I'll be tonight.

Cheers.

I stay at midrange hotel, Premier Inn, in Central Pattaya, with a pool on the top floor.

Today, I saw several attractive Asians -- can't tell if they are local or tourists. One definitely looked like she was dressed for more than the pool.

Is it common that FLs hang out like this? I don't want to be the bumbling rude westerner and proposition the wrong person. (I suppose I can simply chat in a friendly way and feel them out.) But: how common is it with girls looking for clients at hotels like this?

Pattaya Trip Report, Day 1 (April 19,2016).

I made the mistake of booking my LOS / Pattaya arrival on the last day of Songkran in Pattaya. I had looked up the dates of the water festival in advance, with my source telling me it would be over serval days in advance of my trip. I had a narrow time window, and arriving on a Tuesday worked out great, especially thinking Songkran would have ended a few days previously. Well, I found out a week or so before the trip that Pattaya has a major Songkran celebration on my arrival day. Great. I think the celebration is neat and had wanted to attend one at some point in my life, but not at _this_ point! I brought up the issue here, being told by others that Pattaya would be literally jammed during the day and near impossible to get down here from BKK in a reasonable amount of time. Some said I should stay in Bangkok and come down Wednesday. Some said get a hotel to the north of Pattaya and come down either late in the night or next day. Some said wait to leave the airport until 7 or 8 PM and the traffic would ease by the time I got here. Sigh. What to do?

OK. The next 5 paragraphs will be about my travel to finally get to my hotel. It has nothing to do with mongering, so feel free to skip down 5 or 6 paragraphs if you wish to avoid my toils and tribulations.

Well, the flight into BKK from LA went great. Got to love EVA Airline's Elite class. Great service, hot stewardesses and after 3 trips over and back, always on time. But now that I was at the airport, what do I do? In advance of my departure, I had contacted the hotel about how best to get there on this holiday, and they said the traffic would start clearing after 7 or 8 PM, and they could send me a taxi to arrive around that time. Unfortunately, I was unable to respond in time to secure the taxi reservation, and my emails to the hotel were not returned. Also, prior to departure, I emailed Tans Taxi upon recommendation of another member, and I tried again after my arrival, but never heard from them. I tried another taxi and I got a response, but it went to my junk folder and I never saw it until today.

I felt the safest course of action would be to stay at the airport until evening, then secure either a bus or taxi to Pattaya, with the intention of arriving around 8 PM. This meant about 6 to 7 hours of holing up at the airport or a nearby short term hotel. I felt waiting at the airport gave me more options than if I got stuck in traffic 10 miles outside Pattaya in a bus or, worse, a taxi with no bathroom!

I wanted to take a Bell bus, but it was too late to book online, and they have no ticket counter at the airport. I did go to the bus counter where you can book buses on the lower level and they sold tickets to the north and south Pattaya bus stations. They recommend the south station, which was closer to Soi 13 than the north station. If was cheaper, which I didn't care about, but why it was cheaper proved to be something I IDID care about!

So I booked on the blue bus (can't remember their name) and the realization I made a poor choice became now soon enough and over the course of the trip. It was older than any Bell bus I have ridden on, and the engine was surging and did not appear to be very powerful, with lousy suspension. It was also dirty on the outside (more about that later). Anyway, I boarded a bit before 6 PM, very tired as I had not slept much at all in the last 40 hours. The seats were not comfortable and my buns were in pain after a while. The traffic going down wasn't bad, until it suddenly got very bad. The bus stopped several times right off the highway, letting people off, then we turned into the city (no idea where, other that it was somewhere in Pattaya) and traffic was jammed, and then I understood why the bus was dirty it was Songkran! I will spare you the rest of the details, but it was after 9 PM until we finally go to the bus station. Part of the delay was the traffic, but a lot of it was stopping to let people get off at other places, and the time needed to get turned around and get back on track. I was not a happy camper about all the stops. I figured it would be a straight shot to the south bus station, and it was anything but. No wonder the fare was cheaper. Argh. I should have taken the taxi. How many times I have taken the cheap transportation and been upset for not taking a taxi? Well, safety has costs associated with it, so better to regret not taking a taxi than to end up trapped in a taxi after a crash with a big bus.

Finally arriving at the station, I found a baht bus driver who would take me to my hotel for 400 baht. I tried to get him lower, but I was hostage. Heck, riding in, winding up and down the streets, I said if there was no taxi service at the station, I would offer 500 to some random person to take me! Anyway, the bad thing of traveling in a baht bus is that you are exposed to the elements of the festivities (not to mention they are not exactly safe), which means you will, and I did, get wet. I had joked earlier that I would not mind celebrating Songkran for a few minutes, and that I certainly did. The main thing is I finally was at my hotel. It was around 9:30 PM I think, 10 hours after landing in BKK, and 3-1/2 hours after leaving the airport. I probably could have gotten there much earlier in a taxi, if a taxi would have taken me. Whatever, I was safe in Pattaya and in time for WS.

Safe in my hotel room, I cleaned up, got out of my wet clothes, and headed to WS, arriving at about 10 PM. First thing I noticed was that there were no throngs of busses filled with Chinese tourists! Yea! With the jammed roads, the big tour busses would be unable to get through. Maybe the jammed traffic was a bonus of sorts if it kept out tourists who go to WS simply to look around. Anyway, instead of Chinese tourists the place was full of kids engaged in water fights. The older people were not widely targeted, so I only got wet and not soaked, but the girls were highly targeted and got totally drenched. But it was fun, and I was happy to get to experience a small part of Songkran, despite the 9 hours of lost time. I also noticed a lot of clubs were closed, specifically Skyfall. Not sure if that was because some clubs had shut down or down or if they simply closed due to Songkran. There were people in the gogo clubs, but perhaps they were less crowded than normal?

I walked around for a long time, trying to check out any decent free lancers, and figure out what clubs I might try. There were maybe 2 FLs I was eying, but none quite met by criteria. I went into a few clubs and was not impressed. It was after 1 AM so I needed to make a decision, so I went into Crazy Horse and their lineup was decent. They had a really nice looking girl, thin with bolt ONS, dancing naked, but I was not sure if she was available, plus she seemed to go sit with some dude when she wasn't on stage. But she sure did have an awesome body. Many of the girls were a few pounds overweight, and many with an otherwise good figure had saggy boobs. I did see a really cute girl with a near perfect body and firm, natural bools, #31. She looked very young and I wondered butt seemed a bit aloof from it all, so I wonder if she would be a good performer. Was she new at this?

I finally caught her eye and got her to come over to sit down next to me. Her name was them. Very cute, with soft light skin unblemished by tats or moles, light skin, shoulder length brown hair that was a bit on the thin side, and with braces. She looked even younger up close. I would be surprised if she was over 21. Her English was poor, but before I bought her a drink I confirmed that she was available. After she found out I was interested in her, she moved over very close to me and I put an arm around her. This report is getting long, so I will speed things up and say she was happy to do long term for 3000 to her and 1000 BF. I asked how long was long term. She had no answer, saying to ask the mamasan. She went back on stage and I called the mamasan over. I asked about long term, and she said it was until morning. I said it was already morning. Them then came over, and the mamasan finally told them to stay with me all day. For some reason, the manason took a liking to me and was very funny. Them agreed to the mamasan's instruction, though I said to myself that staying until noon would be plenty long. Anyway, them was happy with the arrangement and she went back to change.

She came out in a short little dress showing her curves but without being overly sexy, and we headed off, her grabbing my hand as if she was really happy to be with me. I am probably 40 years older than her and found that I was bite self-conscious about it. Them is very petite and looks so young. Heck, when she came over in her normal shoes, I don't think she was more than 5' tall. We stopped at the 7-11 for some food to bring back, walked around the corner to 2nd road, hopped on a baht bus, and headed back to my hotel.

Back in my room we sat down and ate. We then got ready for a shower, and then she started to show me that she was not exactly shy. We did an intimate stripping of the other's clothes, then we washed each other in the shower. In bed, it was very GFE. No rushing at all. Lots of kissing, touching, exploring, etc. The BBBJ was skillfully done and she seemed to enjoy it. She didn't just spend a few seconds at she, she went on for minutes, changing positions and looking at me at times. One of the best yet, and for such a young girl, surprising. I wondered if she would have done CIM? It came time for the cover and she slipped it one then slipped herself onto me in the cowboy position. She rode me well, was moaning, we kissed, fondled, and we changed positions several times until I unloaded deep within her. We were both spent, then we cleaned up and she came back to bed, intimately lying in contact with me in the spoon position, her drawing my hand over to hold her breast. I have only had a couple of working girls spend the night with me, and none were quite like this. She was totally like a GF.

I was exhausted, being so long without sleep, so I really don't think it took me more than a minute or two to fall asleep. Sleep was deep and when I awoke, she was still lying next to me, close in contact. I had given her a light massage the night before, and she wanted me to continue longer but I said I was too tired and I would do it in the morning. I kept my word and gave her a back rub, then when I was done, she flipped me over on my back and gave me a nice massage as well. She coughed a few times and I got her some water, but after a bit her coughing got worse. Her face was turning red! As said, her English was poor and we were having trouble communicating, but she had a translator ap for her phone, which sort of worked. She said she had been sick but got better, but she needed some kind medicine and food. Poor girl was really hacking now. She tried to tell me on her phone that she wanted to see me again, and she was really apologetic about her coughing and needing to leave. I have no doubt that this was sincere. I really did not want her to stay too long, but I was hoping for a second go. It was ok, though, and I paid her and let her leave.

So I had a very nice time with them. It was a great welcome back to Pattaya! I don't think I will go back to see her again, though. Very good performance and she was super tight and stayed wet the whole time, but for some reason she looked so young that I was too self- conscience of my being so old with her! Haha She did not seem to mind the age difference at all, given the way she willingly took my hand and how she cuddled up next to me in bed, especially in the morning. She is certainly recommended.

She departed, after slowly getting dressed and expressing more regrets and a final invitation to see her again. Holding back coughs, she gave a long hug and kiss then left. This concludes my Day 1 report. Later this afternoon, I hope to venture down to Soi 6 for some cheaper action. If that fails, I may try a body massage place on Soi 3. Tonight, I will look for BR FL girls and venture to WS again.

Thanks FL. Always entertaining reading your reports, hobby related or not.

Never been to Pattaya. In Bangkok it's not easy to find hotels here you can bring 2 girls same time to your room. How does it look in Pattaya? Will be there in some weeks, if somebody can advice about good looking hotel accepting 2 girls, will be happy to follow-up!

Brought 4 gogo girls to my room at View Talay 6. No questions asked.

[QUOTE=PaulPassem;1869091]I stay at midrange hotel, Premier Inn, in Central Pattaya, with a pool on the top floor.

Today, I saw several attractive Asians -- can't tell if they are local or tourists. One definitely looked like she was dressed for more than the pool.

Is it common that FLs hang out like this? I don't want to be the bumbling rude westerner and proposition the wrong person. (I suppose I can simply chat in a friendly way and feel them out.) But: how common is it with girls looking for clients at hotels like this?[/QUOTE]Tho rare I have seen this before at the Nana Hotel in Bangkok. If they were FL's (and not civilians) maybe they were doing LT's and hanging out while their dudes were doing something else. Or they were guests of someone who had a room. Or knew someone at the hotel who let them use the pool. Or worked at the hotel and were taking a break. Or chipped in for the room themselves.

One time at the NH there was a pretty fine African lady with a very hard body who arrived at the pool by herself. Hard to miss as she was dressed to impress but still a bit of a puzzle. Not really my speed so I did not pursue the opportunity; but she was approached rather quickly by one of the other layabouts, and was with the same guy the next day.

I donno but if you want to gage interest try the line [I][B]where you go later, I go with you[/B][/I] after you chat them up a little. That is the phrasing FL's frequently use on punters to express availability.

SL.

[QUOTE=Gannaton48;1869308]Never been to Pattaya. In Bangkok it's not easy to find hotels here you can bring 2 girls same time to your room. How does it look in Pattaya? Will be there in some weeks, if somebody can advice about good looking hotel accepting 2 girls, will be happy to follow-up![/QUOTE]Many hotels ask a guest fee if you take 2 girls for a threesome. If you want to be sure, rent an apartment in condo or stay in a guesthouse and bring back how many guest you want.
In BKK Salil Hotel in soi11, let you take 2 guest back at same time.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;1869309]Brought 4 gogo girls to my room at View Talay 6. No questions asked.[/QUOTE]Awesome! You are very enterprising! I knew there was a reason why I am renting from Dancewatchers!

Do you have a name for your go go in VT 6 ? Will be staying there soon. And would like to try your go go on premises. I believe some of them have mood lights and other lighting effects. So, it should be spot on! What will be your bar fine for VT 6 residents? 👻.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;1869309]Brought 4 gogo girls to my room at View Talay 6. No questions asked.[/QUOTE]VT-6, isn't a Hotel it is consider a Condo a private residents.

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan;1869465]VT-6, isn't a Hotel it is consider a Condo a private residents.[/QUOTE]There is still security at the elevators who will take the girl's ID if you want. I haven't been to all the other condos in Pattaya but I'm thinking they don't all do that. I had all girl's ID's taken except these 4 gogo girls who I had taken out individually on a previous trip. I consider VT6 a hotel. They are on every hotel booking website.

Haven123 agogo sounds good.