Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

Sukhumvit is mostly overpriced crap now except a diamond in the rough sometimes on soi 33. I had horrible service last week at Addict with "Sin".

Soi 33 is mostly full of ugly old mingers now.

Only places like Mitu and Kokoro are worthwhile now, and compared to Kapoo Clubs they charge 2-3 x for the same level of service.

Diamond in the rough: Ann / Maryann at Love Teen on 33, she only works on some days. Great body, looks and service.

Lucky, a half Vietnamese in the same shop has now moved out to Rangsit. Similar diamond.

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[QUOTE=TonyIndian;2540010]Only places like Mitu and Kokoro are worthwhile.[/QUOTE]With you on giving a shout out to Kokora. A well run shop with a soapland style theme. The lineup is not particularly outstanding but there is something for everybody and my own favorite is Michelle. The schedule as it is called divides options by room type and service style. Price points are slightly higher than your average oilie, 2500 for 60 min AV oil massage to 6000 for 2 girls 90 min Nuru. There is a little up-selling from reception but not intrusive. I'm not a big fan of the nuru gel rubber mattress experience so I usually opt for the AV which if you want includes her wearing a because outfit. It would be cute if the girls wore them during the lineup and personally I prefer her au natural in the room which is above average in size and style. Michelle is both very confident and competent with a nice body. After the shower you sit on a small slightly uncomfortable stool under which she slides to get to work on all parts of the undercarriage with a skill that an ace mechanic would envy. This above average service continues on the bed, that said as I don't need anal or BBFS I don't know if these are available. Her chit chatting in good English is entertaining and all in all for 2500 it's good value and she is one of my regulars.

[QUOTE=Franciscass;2540575]includes her wearing a because outfit. [/QUOTE]Don't know how because became because, auto correct I guess but what I was referring to were sexy fantasy Japanese cosplay outfits with themes such as bunny girl, maid, university girl, cheer leader, sexy nurse. First time with Michelle she tried on a few but even though they are see through they didn't do much for me because as I said I prefer her sexy body au naturel.

[QUOTE=Franciscass;2540575]With you on giving a shout out to Kokora. A well run shop with a soapland style theme. The lineup is not particularly outstanding but there is something for everybody and my own favorite is Michelle. The schedule as it is called divides options by room type and service style. Price points are slightly higher than your average oilie, 2500 for 60 min AV oil massage to 6000 for 2 girls 90 min Nuru. There is a little up-selling from reception but not intrusive. I'm not a big fan of the nuru gel rubber mattress experience so I usually opt for the AV which if you want includes her wearing a because outfit. It would be cute if the girls wore them during the lineup and personally I prefer her au natural in the room which is above average in size and style. Michelle is both very confident and competent with a nice body. After the shower you sit on a small slightly uncomfortable stool under which she slides to get to work on all parts of the undercarriage with a skill that an ace mechanic would envy. This above average service continues on the bed, that said as I don't need anal or BBFS I don't know if these are available. Her chit chatting in good English is entertaining and all in all for 2500 it's good value and she is one of my regulars.[/QUOTE]I like Mona and Mora myself.

[QUOTE=Franciscass;2540575]With you on giving a shout out to Kokora. A well run shop with a soapland style theme. The lineup is not particularly outstanding but there is something for everybody and my own favorite is Michelle. The schedule as it is called divides options by room type and service style. Price points are slightly higher than your average oilie, 2500 for 60 min AV oil massage to 6000 for 2 girls 90 min Nuru. There is a little up-selling from reception but not intrusive. I'm not a big fan of the nuru gel rubber mattress experience so I usually opt for the AV which if you want includes her wearing a because outfit. It would be cute if the girls wore them during the lineup and personally I prefer her au natural in the room which is above average in size and style. Michelle is both very confident and competent with a nice body. After the shower you sit on a small slightly uncomfortable stool under which she slides to get to work on all parts of the undercarriage with a skill that an ace mechanic would envy. This above average service continues on the bed, that said as I don't need anal or BBFS I don't know if these are available. Her chit chatting in good English is entertaining and all in all for 2500 it's good value and she is one of my regulars.[/QUOTE]Are you allowed MSOG?

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2540829]Are you allowed MSOG?[/QUOTE]I'm a one shot and done old fart so cannot confirm but I would be very surprised if it wasn't available. There is at least with Michelle so sense of wanting to get it over with and I do take my time before I pop. They have a good interactive web site and I imagine they will answer any questions on services available.

[QUOTE=TonyIndian;2540010]Sukhumvit is mostly overpriced crap now except a diamond in the rough sometimes on soi 33. I had horrible service last week at Addict with "Sin".

Soi 33 is mostly full of ugly old mingers now.

Only places like Mitu and Kokoro are worthwhile now, and compared to Kapoo Clubs they charge 2-3 x for the same level of service.

Diamond in the rough: Ann / Maryann at Love Teen on 33, she only works on some days. Great body, looks and service.

Lucky, a half Vietnamese in the same shop has now moved out to Rangsit. Similar diamond.[/QUOTE]I think Love Teen is closed already a while.

Lucky is great, you can find her on Offdek.

She always goes overtime and is chill and fun.

Ann I didn't like that much.

Mitu & Kokoro are overpriced.

Relax Room is close to Sukhumvit and has a nice line-up.

7-Play on Ekkamai has some decent girls too and sometimes promo's.

I think Tokyo now will be 1818 club.

You can play some pool, drink and get a BJ upstairs (for 1300) or take them out for 800.

[QUOTE=Mens2;2540948]I think Love Teen is closed already a while.

Lucky is great, you can find her on Offdek.

She always goes overtime and is chill and fun.

Ann I didn't like that much.

Mitu & Kokoro are overpriced.

Relax Room is close to Sukhumvit and has a nice line-up.

7-Play on Ekkamai has some decent girls too and sometimes promo's.

I think Tokyo now will be 1818 club.

You can play some pool, drink and get a BJ upstairs (for 1300) or take them out for 800.[/QUOTE]Lucky is the one with blondish hair and a line ID, right?

[QUOTE=Franciscass;2540841]I'm a one shot and done old fart so cannot confirm but I would be very surprised if it wasn't available. There is at least with Michelle so sense of wanting to get it over with and I do take my time before I pop. They have a good interactive web site and I imagine they will answer any questions on services available.[/QUOTE]Many thanks for the prompt reply.

[QUOTE=Mens2;2540948]I think Love Teen is closed already a while.

[/QUOTE]You are right. But the exact same spot has been taken over and rebranded as / by Dream Heaven. Glitzy is the mammasan and available herself, although I haven't tried her yet.

[QUOTE=Mens2;2540948] Ann I didn't like that much. [/QUOTE]

She was somewhat cold the first time. But her spoken English is much better than most other girls in that environment and it's possible to hold an actual simplified conversation with her. She is very skilled with her tongue, and although she doesn't perform rimming she is very good at licking erogenous body parts. Combined with her femininity and cute face I term her a winner.

[QUOTE=Mens2;2540948] Lucky is great, you can find her on Offdek. [/QUOTE]
Great website, thanks. Another incentive to become literate in Thai language...

[QUOTE=EricSwiss;2537446]Just so you know, Club 102 is open now and has been opened since February 4th. I walked quickly through the cluster of Phrom Pong oilies and, judging by the girls sitting outside, it was business as usual. No more lockdown, yippie yeah!

At Club 102 there were many girls in the line-up, more than usual. It looks like these girls need the money, so they actually show up for work. I picked Fanta, a repeat favorite of mine. She had lost weight during the lockdown, which is unusual. She looked lovelier than ever. The session was similar to my previous times with her, but better. She seemed to be really into it. I think these girls like sex, and if they don't get enough of it, whatever little they get becomes more precious. I gave her a nice tip at the end for her performance.

Club 102 used to thrive a lot on the Asian (non-Thai) visiting tourist business: Chinese, Taiwanese, Korean travellers, etc. Now this source of customer has all but disappeared. All the girls are available for the expats who live in Bangkok. So I think we should do what we can to restart the economy, boost the revenue of this small business, and subsidize its lovely employees. In exchange for sexual favors, of course. I am doing my best.[/QUOTE]Reading your report with a lot of jealousy.

[QUOTE=Mens2;2540948]you can find her on [b]Offdek[/b][/QUOTE]Very interesting site. But as everything in Thailand YMMV, and it varies Epically here.

Still, I'd love to hear more about some experiences from this site. I may give it a go as well.

[QUOTE=EricSwiss;2537446]Just so you know, Club 102 is open now and has been opened since February 4th. I walked quickly through the cluster of Phrom Pong oilies and, judging by the girls sitting outside, it was business as usual. No more lockdown, yippie yeah!

At Club 102 there were many girls in the line-up, more than usual. It looks like these girls need the money, so they actually show up for work. I picked Fanta, a repeat favorite of mine. She had lost weight during the lockdown, which is unusual. She looked lovelier than ever. The session was similar to my previous times with her, but better. She seemed to be really into it. I think these girls like sex, and if they don't get enough of it, whatever little they get becomes more precious. I gave her a nice tip at the end for her performance.

Club 102 used to thrive a lot on the Asian (non-Thai) visiting tourist business: Chinese, Taiwanese, Korean travellers, etc. Now this source of customer has all but disappeared. All the girls are available for the expats who live in Bangkok. So I think we should do what we can to restart the economy, boost the revenue of this small business, and subsidize its lovely employees. In exchange for sexual favors, of course. I am doing my best.[/QUOTE]Interesting to see they are open as usual with all the girls. I've reviewed this place before and had the opinion that they were among the best--if not the best-- looking girls at any MP in Bangkok, they had lots of workers and all different shapes and sizes -- but the performance was crap, maybe covid changed it? Always had terrible service there.

I assumed they mostly did the asian scene as well but never said that as I didn't really know, seems to be more confirmation of why service is so shitty there that they don't have to appeal to the general monger or farangs. Hot chicks, terrible service, OK price. I tend to think due to how poor the service was when I went, its not worth it unless you are crazy about one of the girls there.

Maybe covid will kick their asses into gear with good service finally, if so it would be a top destination for the non-P.S. Experiences MPs.

[QUOTE=GrapeMan;2543636]Interesting to see they are open as usual with all the girls. I've reviewed this place before and had the opinion that they were among the best--if not the best-- looking girls at any MP in Bangkok, they had lots of workers and all different shapes and sizes -- but the performance was crap, maybe covid changed it? Always had terrible service there.[/QUOTE]They can be a hit and miss. I once walked back from my room straight to the lobby and demanded that I choose another girl because the girl I chose was acting like a ***** like having a cold face and setting rules even before entering. I guess, she was a famous among the Asians and she was being booked by them directly and she was waiting for them (the girl who replaced her told me).

I think the bad service part has been covered a lot in this forum. But, sometimes we do find gold there.

I will still give it a shot because they do have some hot looking girls there.